“How much is the bride price in your neck of the woods?”
Auntie Lin complimented Li Tiezhu, and then pulled a family affair, after all, it is not familiar, and it is still a bit hasty to ask when to get married at the beginning, so she chose to be very polite in a gradual manner.
Li Tiezhu thought and thought again, “I don’t know! Every place is different.”
Li Laohan married Aunt Liu but did not give a bride price.
Auntie Lin: “It’s fine, it’s the same amount, let’s set it at 990,000 yuan. Auspicious! We’ll pay for the house and the car, it’s all ready, it’s the house and the car where you live together.”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s better for me to pay.”
A little flattered, that villa can be a little expensive ah!
Auntie Lin: “Family, polite what?”
Li Tiezhu: “Not polite ah! Is too expensive, and I’m not too poor ……”
Auntie Lin: “You have money that is your, this is our intention.”
Li Tiezhu: “No, Mum …… er Auntie ……”
Aunt Lin touched on her body: “You change your mouth too quickly, I have not prepared a red envelope.”
The nanny who was peeling fruit next to her was stunned, you two are progressing too fast, right?
Sun Mou: “What are you doing? Who said I’m going to marry my daughter to him? Did I agree?”
Auntie Lin: “Do we still have our New Year’s red packets?”
Sun Mou: “Yes.”
Auntie Lin: “Go and get two of them for the child’s change of address fee.”
Sun Mou: “Call him daddy first.”
Auntie Lin: “Daddy.”
Sun Mou: “I f*cking …… told him to call Dad.”
Auntie Lin’s old face was red, finished, too skilled, slightly embarrassed for a moment to show respect, then looked at Li Tiezhu: “Good boy! Call daddy.”
Li Tiezhu was completely and utterly confused.
Auntie Lin poked Li Tiezhu: “Call ah.”
Li Tiezhu: “Er …… dad.”
Sun: “Hmph!”
After humming, he went upstairs to get the red packet.
Song Zhu’er at this time changed Kumamoto bear pyjamas out, she has always liked to wear pyjamas at home, and only like Kumamoto bear pyjamas, a few pyjamas a style. She picked up the fruit and ate a bite, sour, and stuffed the rest in Li Tiezhu’s mouth, saying:
“Chat what?”
Li Tiezhu said: “Chat with auntie about the bride price.”
Auntie Lin: “Call me what?”
Li Tiezhu: “Mum?”
Auntie Lin smiled happily: “Eh!”
Song Zhu’er froze: “You took him as your godson?”
“Pfft ……”
Nanny laughed, almost chipping her hand.
This family of three people and a dog, the brain circuit is not normal, the ghost knows how hard it is for me to be a nanny in this family, every day hovering on the edge of dying of laughter, and now there is one more Li Tiezhu, no …… must increase the salary.
Auntie Lin: “No, it is your marriage to change your mouth ah …… eh? Receive a godson is not bad, kiss on kiss.”
Nanny heart, this damn is not kiss on kiss, is mess that wheel well?
Song Zhu’er waved his hand, “There is no need, a son-in-law half a child.”
Li Tiezhu said: “Why don’t we get engaged first? I see people are whole engagement ceremony and so on.”
Song Zhu’er: “It should be the first proposal, then engagement, so a process, right?”
Auntie Lin: “What’s the point of all that fancy stuff? Just get a licence! We’ve been sleeping together for so long, what’s with the ceremony! Isn’t it boring?”
Li Tiezhu thought it was still necessary.
Song Zhu’er nodded: “That’s right, Tie Zhu, did you bring the account book?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah! I have it with me.”
Since Li Laohan remarried, Li Tiezhu’s account has been moved out separately, one person, one household, the figure is convenient, after all, he is red and needs to deal with many things. And, Liu Xiaohua will also be independent after eighteen, she is also little famous.
Auntie Lin took a look at the wall clock: ”Yo! The Civil Affairs Bureau isn’t off duty at this hour, you two go and get your certificates first.”
Song Zhu’er stood up: “Hey! You need to change your clothes again.”
Auntie Lin: “Better put on some make-up, you’re going to be photographed.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
What kind of rhythm is this?
Li Tiezhu pulled Song Zhu’er: “It’s not right! Auntie, no, mum, this isn’t right! Why just go and get a licence?”
Auntie Lin: “Because the Civil Affairs Bureau is not yet closed.”
Li Tiezhu: “Still not right! Not old enough.”
Auntie Lin: “Bamboo is twenty, you can get a licence.”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m only nineteen.”
Auntie Lin slapped her thigh: “Hey! Look at my memory, I always think of you as thirty. Then let’s talk about it when you’re twenty in the second half of the year.”
The marriage age for both men and women in this world was twenty.
Li Tiezhu said, “OK. Moreover, when I finish filming Soldier’s Assault, I’ll bring my old man and Auntie Liu over, so both parents can meet first.”
Sun Mou came down from upstairs with two thick red envelopes and crossed her eyes, “Who wants to meet your parents? Did I agree?”
Aunt Lin handed the red envelopes to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu: “Thank you, Dad, thank you, Mum.”
Sun Mou sat down in the sofa with a big horse: “I don’t agree with this marriage!”
Song Zhu’er asked, “What’s for dinner tonight?”
Auntie Lin: “I’ll order takeaway, we’ll have hotpot tonight. What does Tie Zhu like to eat?”
Li Tiezhu: “Tripe, duck intestines, and beef mince with thousand threads. Dad! Why don’t you agree with me and Zhu’er?”
Sun: “Duck blood! You have to order duck blood! What? Oh, it just upsets you! Wait until you make your father me happy, otherwise, I’ll hide the account book.”
Song Zhu’er: “I’ll have the fatty beef.”
Nanny: “Duck feet.”
Auntie Lin is ordering food on her phone when she suddenly asks Sun, “Isn’t your company having a wrap-up meeting this week? You’re not going?”
Sun Mou had a black face: “I’m not going! The people below will just hold their own, I want to eat hot pot. Wangcai, what do you want to eat?”
Song Wangcai tore a roll of toilet paper while woofing twice.
Sun nodded, “One big stick bone!”
Li Tiezhu pointed at the dog and said, “It’s tearing tissue paper!”
Nanny: “See, I’ll clean it up when it’s done tearing.”
Li Tiezhu: “Won’t it fight?”
Nanny: “Can’t beat it.”
Li Tiezhu looked at Sun again, “Dad! It tore the tissue paper, and you didn’t beat it?”
Sun Mou: “Old me, a CEO, fighting with a dog, is it like that?”
This brain loop …… is for you to beat the dog ah, but not for you to beat each other with the dog.
Li Tiezhu nodded and went up and gave Wang Cai a kick.
Wang Cai all froze, what the hell? Humans still know this trick? Don’t two-legged monsters always offer their dogs as their dads? Why is this one attacking me? This newcomer does not speak of martial virtue, in that case …… then I will kneel and lick you!
The kicked Wangcai wagged his tail around Li Tiezhu with an extraordinarily respectful attitude.
Li Tiezhu: “Bite the tissue again, kill you!”
Send Wangcai: “Woof~”
Sun Mou: “Why are you being so mean? Are you going to beat JuanJuan again in the future?”
Auntie Lin: “What do you care if he beats JuanJuan, personal preferences are different.”
Sun: “Huh? I’m not talking about that.”
Song Zhu’er: “Which thing?”
Sun Mou: “Kids, don’t pry.”
Songzhu’er: “Oh, I see.”
Sun Mou: “……”
Feeling annoyed, so Sun Mou stretched his foot and tripped Li Tiezhu who kicked the dog and walked back, then Li Tiezhu fell on Song Zhu’er, and the two of them got tired for a while.
Song Zhu’er: “Hate, my parents are still here ……”
Sun Mou then more annoyed.
Auntie Lin: “Big knife waist slices, three servings! Both of you grandparents make up for it.”
Song Zhu’er: “Tie Zhu doesn’t need it.”
Auntie Lin: “Then order two.”
Sun: “……”
Then, the chat entered a very subtle state, Song Zhu’er and Li Tiezhu were getting tired of each other, after all, it’s been a long time since they’ve been together after the holiday. And Auntie Lin is the mother-in-law to see the son-in-law more and more like, pulling Li Tiezhu to chat about family life. On the other hand, Sun Mou saw his wife and daughter change the flag to deliver the mutiny, his face became even darker, and he sneered at Li Tiezhu from time to time.
When it comes to his new play “Soldier’s Assault”, Sun Mou knuckled down and mocked: “You’re still a screenwriter with this IQ? And director? And starring? And military themes? I’ve never seen such an ugly protagonist, before I met you, I didn’t even know I had a problem with judging people by their appearance!”
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s on air tonight, it should be good.”
Sun Mou still wanted to spit, then saw his daughter kissed Li Tiezhu, and was so angry that he didn’t want to talk.
Soon, the takeaway arrived.
The family began to eat, in addition to Sun Mou, the atmosphere is still very lively, even the nanny and the dog are familiar with Li Tiezhu, the relationship is quite warm, especially the dog.
Li Tiezhu cooked a big stick bone in the clear soup, “Send Wangcai, call your brother.”
Wangcai: “Woof woof!”
Sun Mou was very upset with the dog’s attitude, Lao Zi is your master, why are you wagging your tail at him? Where’s the modesty?
He picked up the remote control and switched on the TV, tuning it to CCTV 5.
Auntie Lin: “Watch set seven, Tie Zhu’s new TV series premieres tonight.”
Sun: “I want to watch golf.”
Auntie Lin gives a wink to Song Zhu’er.
Song Zhu’er understood and picked up a glass of white wine and said to her old father, “Dad! Tie Zhu’s looks are a bit disappointing, I’m sorry, here’s to you! Bottoms up!”
tonne tonne tonne ……
Sun also dried a cup, “It’s good to know.”
Song Zhu’er made eyes at Li Tiezhu again.
Li Tiezhu slightly sluggishly toasted Sun Mou, “Dad! Please take care of us for the first time, cheers!”
tonne tonne tonne ……
Auntie Lin also raised her glass, “It’s been hard all these years.”
ton ton ton ……
Song Zhu’er raised her glass again, “Dad! Li Tiezhu’s father is having another baby, why don’t you consider it too?”
ton ton ton ……
Nanny also raised her glass, “Boss, how about a raise?”
tonne tonne tonne ……
Not long after, Sun Mou drank his eyes, and Li Tiezhu hooked up and chatted hot.
“Dad! You’re great at doing business.”
“What is this? Brothers, with me to mix custody of your great wealth and prosperity …… Of course, the entertainment industry is also business, there …… hiccups ~ there can not get the idea of things, you find me. When the big brother’s absolutely give you to level!”
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“Big brother you’re so nice.”
“You’re not being nice, are you? You’re JuanJuan’s boyfriend, that’s my own brother! For the sake of my brother, I’ll stick my knife in both sides ……”
“Dad, your waist slice is ready, I’ll clip it for you!”
“Thanks bro. Yo! Your drama started ……”
“It’s all blindly filmed, so big brother is laughing.”
“Wow! This shot is so combustible, real men should make this kind of film, don’t learn from those fresh meat, one is like a P*ssy.”
“It all depends on them.”
“Brother Sando, for such a great TV series, cheers!”