Song Zhu’er’s drinking follows her mother, so mother and daughter teamed up, and soon Sun was dunked, and Li Tiezhu was also a little drunk. Deeply mother’s true heritage of Song Zhu’er, in fact, is very good at giving people drunk, his mother was so take his father, she is also so take Li Tiezhu, can be said to be a lineage.
Therefore, when they saw Li Tiezhu and Sun Mou hooking up and calling themselves brothers and sisters, the two women revealed an impish smile.
On the TV, Soldier Assault is still playing the credits, so how is it good?
Obviously drunk!
The opening song, a piece of pure music, the name is called “Soldier Assault”. This is Li Tiezhu to buy the TV series to get the ancillary products, directly copied down, the song style is beautiful and impassioned, especially when Gaochao came, will be the kind of big time turn of the army’s bittersweet sadness and joy, conveyed to the fullest.
Sun Mou cried, lying on Li Tiezhu’s shoulder twitching: “Brother, this music is really good, reminds me of my comrades …… oooh ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Big brother! You’re really not easy.”
Sun Mou: “I miss my comrades. It’s been so many years, I don’t even know if they’re doing well.”
Li Tiezhu’s eyes also reddened.
Auntie Lin said, “Old Sun, you’ve never been a soldier. Don’t P*ssyfoot around!”
Sun Mou suddenly realised: “Ah! Right …… I’ve never been a f*cking soldier. But still, it’s so touching ……”
Auntie Lin whispered to her daughter Sun Juanjuan, “Remember, only drunken men are the most real men! Otherwise, they will always deceive you.”
Sun Zhu’er shook her head and said quietly, “Tie Zhu won’t, he’s always been especially honest with me and tells me everything.”
Auntie Lin: “That’s impossible! Your father is the example, character has always been very good, until I got him drunk in Hawaii last year, I didn’t know about that little secretary of his …… eek yak yak yak ~ yuck!”
Song Zhu’er: “Not me, Tie Zhu is mega honest, you know about Leng Ba, right? Tsk! Even earlier than me ……”
Auntie Lin was shocked, “What? That’s a leprechaun!”
Song Zhu’er despised, “Demon what? Now kneeling and licking me, as long as I give a word, Li Tiezhu can kick her out of the house.”
Auntie Lin: “Good job! You’re better than me!”
The mansion that the female fists aspire to is actually like this, men will always have toys, and the women know it in their hearts and accept it openly. That’s how society is, the law of the jungle, and powerful males can’t be left alone, because there’s a word for tending to the strongest, even if it’s immoral.
Song Zhu’er grew up with an ear to the ground, so it is not a tolerance for Li Tiezhu, but …… it should have been so.
To say it is not actually three correct, but the reality is often and morality stand on the opposite side, moral beautiful, the reality is cruel, males are divided into three classes, one is no chance to leave offspring, one is from the end, the other is a million purple, with the males philandering or not has nothing to do with the key in the choice of the females, they are like a referee in this kind of thing.
Soldier of Fortune proper has begun.
The shot is of an empty realm in an underground tunnel, dim and damp.
“A preset battle, the enemy attacked on an overcast morning, our first line of defence was quickly torn apart, blood and lives were exchanged for time ……”
Li Tiezhu’s trademark naive tone spoke this monologue.
Sun Mou: “Ow~ What a tragedy!”
Song Zhu’er: “Where is it miserable?”
Auntie Lin: “Don’t mind him, your father is like this when he’s drunk, it’s not like you don’t know, like a child.”
Song Zhu’er: “That Tiezhu is much better than him, Li Tiezhu can still keep his sanity when he’s drunk, although his intelligence has never been too high, but sober.”
Auntie Lin: “I like this kid too, but the kids you have, better not look like him.”
Song Zhu’er: “Then I don’t know, just give birth to one and try.”
Auntie Lin: “Take advantage of your years of study to give birth to one, or else I’m afraid you won’t have time when you’re busy in the future.”
Song Zhu’er thought deeply and nodded her head, “I think so too, I’ll implement it tonight.”
Auntie Lin: “Tie Zhu is drunk.”
Song Zhu’er: “It’s okay, I’m still sober.”
Aunt Lin rubbed his hands, some excitement, and can not help but worry, because Song Zhu’er showed him a picture of Li Tiehou. Said: “Pay attention to the angle, don’t give birth to a Li Tiegui II ……”
Song Zhu’er drank a mouthful of white wine: “I’m a novice, look at God’s will.”
Auntie Lin said, “We can only look at God’s will, after all, there are too many uncertainties on the male side.
The dialogue between mother and daughter is impure, but the dialogue between father and son can be as pure as a match, spotless.
“The main army groups were able to assemble and build a second line of defence, and the floodwaters finally hit the dyke. Both sides have suffered heavy casualties, the high intensity war is devouring unimaginable resources, the complexity of the battle has suddenly become simple, whoever can launch the second wave of effective attack first is the winner!”
Sun: “It must be the Yanks, right? It must be them! It’s impossible for any other country to break through the first line of defence! It must be them, f*ck them.”
Li Tiezhu: “Big brother, this is a drill.”
Sun Mou: “Doggone Yanks don’t talk about martial arts and engage in sneak attacks!”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s a drill!”
At this time, above the TV screen, pop-ups began to appear. Song’s family, no, Sun’s family TV is a smart TV, this time to watch is not CCTV seven sets, but Penguin video, Sun Mou drunk tuned the station, so you can see the pop-ups.
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“So tragic!”
“A fiasco as soon as it comes out ……”
“Is this TV a future war theme?”
“Three wars???”
“Go Serious Brother ……”
“So lit right out of the gate! Cool!”
“Crap! An Org*sm in the opening scene? It’s also too exciting, right?”
“Who said my Tie Zhu only sings?”
“Best Newcomer Award at the film festival, are you kidding?”
“The dubbing is too naive, isn’t it?”
“Still familiar with Li Tiezhu ……”
“Looks like a drill.”
“Yes, it doesn’t look like a real battle.”
“It says preset battles at the beginning, so it must be a drill.”
Guns roared, and the buildings in the factory were knocked down by shells.
Li Tiezhu’s original voice: “Codename Cyrus, silence. Absolute silence from the beginning of the war. Lurk in areas expected to be occupied by enemy forces, and in four days, when both sides are recuperating from their blast wounds, we …… will no longer be silent. ”
Clang-
The tank broke through the brick wall.
Da-da-da-da ……
Fierce gunfire rang out as the two opposing sides engaged in a frenzied counterattack.
The water tower was hit by a shell.
Water began to leak from the underground tunnel, spilling onto Li Tiezhu’s camouflage-coated face, and he looked blandly at his comrades around him as the characters began to appear in turn.
It’s all montage editing and fast paced.
Immediately after, the lurking special forces team climbed out of the ground, with Chengcai, Xu Sanduo and the others covering each other and advancing towards the enemy.
Sun bursts into tears, “Good! f*ck them to death! f*ck them to death! Brothers, go one.”
Li Tiezhu drank another cup with his newfound father, even though he knew that the other party was already drunk and he was not very good, he still drank. After all, …… let you disagree with me and Song Zhu’er together! I will drink you to death!
Li Tiezhu: “Dad! Don’t get too excited when you watch TV, beware of high blood pressure.”
Sun: “Fear the hammer, I have insurance! Drinking to death they have to pay for it!”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, that’s good.”
Auntie Lin covers her face.
Song Zhu’er says to her mother, “Look, neither one is too smart for Yazi.”
Auntie Lin covers her face, “Right, you can’t look for a man who is too smart, you have a better eye than me, I was still too face-controlling back then ……”
The nanny is very low key to clean up the finished hot pot, this family is too strange, so, after the increase in salary, it is better to gouge less money when buying food again, this feeling of cheating a fool is still quite difficult.
Pop-ups:
“Counterattack! Counterattack!”
“Li Tiezhu f*ck them to death.”
“It doesn’t look like the quality of this film is bad.”
“CCTV dares to broadcast it, can it be bad?”
“Li Tiezhu is a real cheater, it’s only been a year and a half since his debut, right?”
“Oh, yo! I think I just saw Wu Jing.”
“Blurred eyes, right?”
“I went backward to see it, it was really Wu Jing, a flash of footage.”
“It’s really Wu Jing! Playing a sniper.”
On the TV, the special operations squad resisted this opponent’s offensive while sending out coordinates to guide the fighter missile strikes.
The strikes hit accurately, and the special operations squad’s mission was complete.
The captain, played by Duan Yihong, shouted, “Xu Sanduo cover, withdraw!”
Chengcai: “I’ll cover.”
Duan Yihong: “Retreat!”
Chengcai said to Xu Sanduo: “Xu Sanduo, I’ll wait for you.”
Then, with a clench of his teeth, he followed the team and retreated.
Sun Mou asked Li Tiezhu before the start of the film what his name was in the play and what he did, because he was drunk, and his words were very dense. At this time, he drunkenly patted Li Tiezhu’s head: “Why let you cover ah? SanDuo, are you not able to deal with the relationship? The captain is targeting you, isn’t he?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s an act, Dad!”
Across the street, the mother and daughter rolled their eyes at the same time, very similar.
On the TV, Xu Sanduo saw his teammates withdrawing cleanly, and couldn’t help but turn around and smile, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth, before fighting and retreating to attract the attention of his opponents, luring the enemy to a factory building.
Li Tiezhu climbed up to the roof of the factory building, set up a plank on a broken bridge, and walked the canoe forward at a height of dozens of metres.
Once he walked across, he escaped with his life.
But just as he reached the middle of the plank, two enemy soldiers rushed out, and the one played by Wu Jing raised his gun and fired a volley of point blank shots.
Da da da da ……
Drill bullets are not real bullets.
However, Xu Sanduo on the wooden board was nervous, his body was unbalanced, and with another force under his feet, the wooden board broke.
He fell from a height of dozens of metres ……
Xu Sanduo: “I …… I made a fool of myself again, and made jokes again.”
The camera is infinitely closer to the ground.
Xu Sanduo: “I should have called for help and surrendered! Then spend the rest of the day in the enemy camp ……”
Boom ……
Sungjae and the captain saw what happened to Xu Sanduo from the sniper rifle lens and simultaneously lowered their guns, showing sad expressions.
Collapsed on the ground, Xu Sanduo’s eyes slowly closed, his head tilted, and he spat out blood from his mouth:
“Father ……”
Sun shouted, “Dad is there! Don’t you die ah! My daughter is still young ……”
Song Zhu’er: “Mum, I used to think my dad was pretty smart, but I never thought ……”
Auntie Lin: “Smart my arse!”
Li Tiezhu: “Dad! Don’t get excited, it’s just filming I’m still alive, and I’m not dead inside the play ……”
Sun shook and patted Li Tiezhu’s waist: “The waist is not broken, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “Key green screen, did not really fall!”
Sun Mou: “That’s good that’s good …… brother, you scared brother.”
TV, the picture turned back to a countryside in Central and Southern Province.
The footsteps of a man sprinting: “Little bastard, against the sky ah?”
A certain child: “Captain! He’s gone down.”
Young adult becoming a genius: “Keep fighting, to the death!”
Xu Baishun, wearing his ancestral red jumper, rushed into the paddy field, took off his shoes and just did it: “Little bastard!”
“Run! Run ……”
A group of children under the leadership of Chengcai dispersed in a flurry, and Master Xu did not hit a single one, turning his head to look at his youngest son.
“You have the guts to stand still, your father is the village chief so what? I’m the mayor’s father! I’ll even beat both of your grandparents together.”
Juvenile Xu Sanduo sat in the paddy field, his face covered with mud, hugging the Fu Manchu instant noodles that he was protecting to death and gnawing on them with a happy face.
Auntie Lin: “Flashback? It’s okay, the suspense is quite sufficient.”
Song Zhu’er: “I’ve read the novel long ago, he wrote the novel first, and then got the script, Xu Sanduo his family’s three children, his father wanted them to go to the army, and as a result, the oldest two didn’t take it as ……”
Auntie Lin: “Shut up! No drama. Let me watch TV properly.”
Song Zhu’er: “Tie Zhu, my mum’s being mean to me.”
Li Tiezhu: “Mum! You don’t just be mean, you have to beat it or she won’t learn from it.”
Auntie Lin: “My JuanJuan’s never been beaten, so what? If you want to beat her, do it yourself behind closed doors, we can’t afford to do it.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
I’m merely spreading Auntie Liu’s parenting tips.
On TV, as soon as Xu Baishun took off his hat, he went up and kicked: “Oops! My master! Eat eat eat, really son of a turtle ah …… shame or not? Look at you that bear, which bit like me?”
Being kicked to the little three more rolled his eyes, continue to eat FuManDuo, can be fragrant.
Xu Baishun: “Nim father I put who has not beaten? You are not like me at all, I tell you ……”
Followed by the Xu family boss, the oldest two join the army history let people laugh off the teeth.
When it comes to the turn of the oldest three Xu Sanduo, wearing the ancestral red jumper Xu Sanduo, physical examination after covering the buttocks out of the small grudging expression, and then turned over the crowd. The next scene, where Xu Sanduo is forced by his big brother to buy royal magazines and is beaten up, is even more entertaining.
As the scene changes, the army’s Land Cruiser stops by the side of the road, and Shi Jin, the squad leader, is assigned to pay a home visit to the lower banyan tree, and he first arrives at Chengcai’s house to watch a show.
Pop-up:
“What’s all this?”
“I’m embarrassed.”
“This is what recruiting was like back in the day, this is how I got home visits.”
“What do the seven great aunts do?”
“It feels like singing.”
“Chengcai feels so hypocritical, but the opening manoeuvre feels like he and Xu Sanduo are very ironic!”
“He was the one who led the men to beat up Xu Sanduo in the paddy field earlier.”
“F*ck! What the hell kind of relationship is that?”
“The one who threw cigarettes, really excessive!”
“The village chief is still on the level.”
Then, Xu Baishun with Xu Sando broke into the Cheng family compound, that momentum, the village chief are weak three points: “Hundred …… Baishun came? Heh heh ……”