Qin Tao: “Am I tender or not my master?”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re still tender, don’t turn around and give yourself away. You have this idea on the line! You don’t have to be tender donkey teacher. The main thing is that you have to improve yourself, know?”
Qin Tao: “Improve what ah?”
“The professional skills of speaking comedy!”
“I’m a comedian, why would I upgrade?”
“It’s the same as singing, the threshold is inside the door, he is a ladder up the mountain. You have to climb up, and if you don’t climb the mountain, people outside won’t be able to see you, because it’s blocked by the wall.”
“And did the dog climb?”
“The dog climbs too!”
“And do you climb?”
“I don’t have to.”
“Why?”
“I’m in a good position to brush! You guys swipe out at the door, not me, I’m at the top of the hill as soon as I come out. If I move even one step, it’s all downhill.”
“Whew~”
The five hundred spectators mocked Li Tiezhu to their hearts’ content, even though what he said was true.
Qin Tao: “Ooh! Good fellow, how shameless. You said you were at the top of your singing career when you debuted?”
Li Tiezhu: “More than that! In the comedy world I’m also this ah.”
Said Li Tiezhu giving himself a thumbs up.
“Phew~”
Qin Tao: “I know, comedy Teddy!”
Qin Tao said in his heart, not only the comedy world Teddy? Pick up girls world is also humanoid Teddy, see a ……
Li Tiezhu: “You’re the teddy! Say it again I whip you.”
Qin Tao: “Then change the topic.”
“Phew~”
Qin Tao glared, “Don’t shush me, this bastard can hurt when he hits people! I’ll ask him if there’s any aspect of him that isn’t standing on top of a mountain.”
Li Tiezhu: “There is! Fighting.”
Qin Tao: “Oh! You didn’t know how to fight before?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s not that I wouldn’t, it’s that I’ve been bullied since I was a kid and I just knew how to cry.”
“What did they do to you?”
“They beat me.”
“How?”
“Come here and I’ll tell you.”
“Hmm.”
Qin Tao nodded and came over ready to hear the details.
Li Tiezhu shook his hand and slapped it.
Snap!
Li Tiezhu: “That’s how you hit it!”
Qin Tao was all confused, why did you beat me up again? And in front of so many people? Eh? Why did I say again?
The audience was not expecting this and burst into laughter.
Backstage, Yu Qian: “Crap! Hitting my disciple?”
Guo Gangde: “Advanced comedy often requires only the plainest form of performance.”
Yue Yupeng: “Good lord, it’s a good thing you didn’t tell me that part.”
On stage, Qin Tao finally came back to his senses and covered his face, “What are you hitting me for?”
Li Tiezhu: “Weren’t you the one who asked me how to hit? I’ll give you a demonstration.”
Qin Tao: “Who the hell wants you to demonstrate?”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re lucky I haven’t been cut.”
“Then it’s also lucky that you haven’t died!”
“Right!”
“Right for what?”
“That’s how I got beaten up, I was bullied by kids older than me when I was little, then I started fighting them, gaining experience little by little, and finally getting stronger! Now, even my master may not be able to beat me!”
“Ah! Such a self-improvement?”
“Of course, in one line of work, you love one line of work, and when you speak comedy, of course you have to try to improve yourself, just like you take care of a sow.”
“Don’t be ridiculous!”
“I’ve got a video on my phone, post-natal care for sows you think it’s a joke? Previously shot on a feature phone, your father forced you to take care of sows in the video, I shiver ……”
“Hey! You stop.”
“Sent it, everyone can go and like it.”
“Phew ……”
Qin Tao said, “Your great master! Do you …… you want to know how to deliver a sow?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “Not really want to!”
Qin Tao failed to retaliate and added, “Do you know comedy? Just let me elevate? I think I’m at a pretty high level.”
“Phew~”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t know comedy, but I know that comedy is amusing, can you make the audience laugh with one line?”
Qin Tao: “I can’t, can you?”
Li Tiezhu: “Make me laugh!”
The audience also somehow, immediately laughed, and there is a big sister who laughed so hard that she almost broke, everyone has laughed, she has not stopped, the sound is still quite loud.
Qin Tao’s mouth opened wide, “This is okay? It’s that simple? I can do it too!”
Li Tiezhu: “You take one.”
Qin Tao: “Give me music!”
The audience was indifferent, and even that big sister stopped laughing.
The whole audience was quiet.
Li Tiezhu: “See the difference? This is talent, you don’t have talent like me, you have to learn and practice!”
Qin Tao: “I’m not convinced! You said it first and I said it later, of course they didn’t laugh.”
Li Tiezhu: “If I say one more word, they still laugh, especially that big sister, do you believe me?”
Qin Tao shook his head, the fat on his face trembled: “Impossible!”
Li Tiezhu pointed at that big sister, “Give me music!”
Big sister: “Puhahahahaha ……”
The audience was also amused by her magical laughter and all burst out laughing.
Qin Tao was a bit sceptical: “Give me joy!”
Big Sister stopped, and so did the audience.
Qin Tao: “This can’t be the trustee you arranged, right? Big Sister, you give me music too! Why isn’t she laughing anymore?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Watch me.”
After saying that, Li Tiezhu pointed at the big sister, then ticked his finger.
The big sister laughed and rolled her eyes again, the brake kind.
Qin Tao: “How is it?”
Li Tiezhu: “Joy!”
Big Sister: “Box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box ……”
Qin Tao scratches his head.
Li Tiezhu said, “This is called talent.”
Qin Tao: “I don’t believe in it, I’ll believe it if you can make me le one, then I’ll try to improve myself.”
Li Tiezhu: “I still can’t make you happy?”
Qin Tao: “My laugh point can be high.”
Li Tiezhu: “You have to laugh at one sentence.”
Qin Tao: “I can hold it in.”
Li Tiezhu: “If you have the ability, you first drink water in your mouth?”
Qin Tao: “I I ……”
Song Zhu’er immediately took a bottle of undrinkable mineral water and threw it onto the stage, and Li Tiezhu caught it steadily.
Li Tiezhu unscrewed the bottle cap: “Come on, everyone tell him to drink!”
The audience shouted, “Drink drink drink!”
Qin Tao had to take a big gulp and hold it in his mouth.
Li Tiezhu said, “Don’t punch me, because you’ll absolutely squirt with laughter, at the stage.”
Qin Tao said vaguely, “Hurry up.”
Li Tiezhu smiled faintly and even did a set of preparatory movements to stretch his muscles.
The audience also held their breath, quite looking forward to Qin Tao laughing and spraying, but, Qin Tao was prepared, how could Li Tiezhu make him laugh with one sentence? Strong also have to hold back, right?
Li Tiezhu slowly and leisurely stretched out his finger to point to the big sister on the stage: “Give me music!”
Qin Tao: “Pfft ……cough cough ……”
This goods broke the defence, almost choked to death on the stage, Li Tiezhu is not funny, let him tolerate the big sister below.
Li Tiezhu: “Admit it! This is the gap in talent, you this level ah …… still have to even! Convinced?”
Qin Tao: “Convinced! Convinced! I’ll turn around and find my master’s wife to learn.”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m not asking you to learn to bite, but to learn to speak and sing first.”
“Phew!”
Qin Tao: “Does Shifu Niang know this trick too?”
Li Tiezhu: “Won’t you?”
Qin Tao: “Let’s go, let’s ask my master.”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s okay to ask Mr Guo, he can understand your teacher’s wife.”
Saying this, the two men ran away with a bow.
This ending, more sudden.
Backstage, Yu Qian laughed bitterly, being played again.
Guo Gangde called out, “I understand! Tao Zi, your master’s wife is white.”
Li Tiezhu arrived backstage and let out a breath, this saying three paragraphs in a row can make him tired, his heart is tired, because the next two paragraphs are improvisation, it is not easy.
Guo Gangde: “Tiezhu, listen.”
Li Tiezhu then rolled his eyes.
It turns out that the applause in the venue is still long-lasting, and some people are still yelling that Li Tiezhu has returned to the stage.
Can not return again, delaying Mr Guo practice.
However, the audience did not buy it.
Forced to do so, Guo Gangde personally took Li Tiezhu returned to the scene once again, did not say the paragraph, flirting with the Li Tiezhu sang half a song, which is a kind of Li Tiezhu’s performance to the end.
With Guo Gangde stepping in, the audience finally did not let Li Tiezhu return to the scene, Yunde Society comedy show continued to perform.
However, because of Li Tiezhu’s jewellery, the first two pairs of duo performances were not very well received, until Guo Dalin and Qin Tao, the atmosphere was turned around, and today’s Dalinzi also let loose and performed very well.
On the stage is performing it, backstage, Guo Gangde a hard to snub Li Tiezhu.
“Tie Zhu, look how much the audience loves you! You have this talent, why don’t you just come and do comedy!”
Li Tiezhu: “No, no, no! They’re just trying to be fresh, and after the freshness is over, I’ll be revealed. I don’t know anything about comedy.”
Guo Gangde: “No! You know more than Mr Jiang! Comedy is all about making people laugh, that’s what it’s all about, everything else is just vanity. Come to me, I’ll give you a special show!”
Li Tiezhu tilted his head, “Open a brick factory? Although I like it, I haven’t moved bricks for a long time. Are you tempting me here?”
Guo Gangde wiped his face and thought for a moment, “Ah! You’re talking about a brick factory that burns bricks? That’s not impossible!”
Li Tiezhu: “What else? What other brick factory?”
Yue Yupeng couldn’t listen anymore, “Master said to open a comedy special for you.”
Li Tiezhu shook his head: “That’s not necessary, I want to open a comedy show at any time. The national tour kind, each 50,000 people start, your theatre, a little smaller ……”
Guo Gangde was speechless, “Ah …… how did I forget about this?”
Teacher Yu Qian tonnes a mouthful of wine and gloats, “You’re a widow taking a bath – making a fool of yourself!”
Guo Gangde blackened his face and touched his heart, “Is this the look?”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but squirt with laughter.
In terms of talent, it was still Guo Gangde who was better.
Overall, Li Tiezhu’s comic debut today is still a very good show, and his four consecutive returns have created a record for newcomers to comedy. The average newcomer, can not be blown off the stage is good, how can return to the stage ah?
After the show, Li Tiezhu was again treated by Mr Guo, and drank half a catty of wine with Yu Qian before taking a taxi back to Song Zhu’er’s house.
As soon as he entered the door, Auntie Lin served Li Tiezhu a bowl of sober soup.
“Thanks mum!”
“This kid, how come you don’t even have an assistant around? This studio of yours is so unreliable.”
Auntie Lin complained towards Song Zhu’er, because, she knew that the major events of Li Tiezhu’s studio were made by Song Zhu’er, because Li Tiezhu didn’t have much of a brain.
Song Zhu’er said, “Good news! Tonight’s second episode of Soldier’s Assault, the ratings broke the record. Just now Brother Meng called me to report, Tie Zhu, guess how much the broadcast rate is?”
Two records broken in one night?
Li Tiezhu sipped the warm, not hot, sobering soup, “Fifty million?”
Song Zhu’er had a disdainful look on her face, “The domestic ratings record is sixty-three million for Swap Pig Goggle. Guess again!”