Boos rang throughout the small theatre, and backstage the division was on edge, this wasn’t just an encounter with one Qin Tao, but a situation that everyone might face.
It turns out, ah, because Li Tiezhu is a newcomer who has never spoken comedy before, so, put him in the front.
This is good, the jewel in the front, not only Qin Tao, followed by all the people out of the back, a little bad, it is likely to be booed, this is not a joke, Yunde Society such a thing can happen quite a lot, many times, Guo Gangde had to come out to apologise in person.
This …… is a small theatre.
But!
Li Tiezhu, as a supernumerary, came to the crosstalk, and not a famous comedian, what can he do?
Because he’s bullish!
Because he’s red!
Because he can talk!
In the comedy business, like pop music, the barrier to entry is low! But the real threshold is inside the door.
Qin Tao is actually very angry, I help brothers to support a scene, you boo me why ah? Because I’m not as popular as Yue Yupeng? When you applaud and yell, you call is Li Tiezhu ah, not a tease Yue Yupeng!
The audience gradually also realised that the booing slowly weakened.
After all, they initially only saw Qin Tao, thought it was Qin Tao and Guo Dalin again, these two people can not perform well a few times before. When they saw Qin Tao followed by Li Tiezhu came out behind, they do not boo, after all, they want to see to hear is Li Tiezhu.
Speaking of Li Tiezhu also has no professionalism, but on one, will play, big brain!
(Note: all learnt from Songzhu’er, near Zhuzhi)
Since Li Tiezhu is back, it is also considered a return, we do not care.
Although the audience in Tianjin is picky, but also the most understanding of the importance of people Li Tiezhu first time to say comedy, not so many paragraphs, and Yue Yupeng did not cooperate for a long time, forced to call on the most familiar Qin Tao, is not a sin, can be accepted.
Only, many viewers generally lowered expectations.
After all, Qin Tao compared to Yue Yupeng, the gap is not a half a star, he and Guo Dalin together than a Yue Yupeng.
But Li Tiezhu didn’t care about this, as soon as he got on stage, he said, “Oh! You guys booed me! So you don’t want me to come back? Go! Taozi!”
“Whew!”
“Li Tiezhu, you’re floating!”
“Don’t go!”
“Let’s shush Qin Tao.”
Li Tiezhu was happy: “Hush Qin Tao ah? Then I won’t be angry, come on, Qin Shou, stand up straight and slip away, everyone give a boo.”
In Kyoto school this half a year, Li Tiezhu’s Mandarin familiar with a lot of time, were Lu Bo’s line class to teach, and, also learnt a lot of Beijing accent, although with the Jinmen dialect is also a lot of gap, but at least more reliable than the Trump.
“Phew ……”
“Fatty Qin roll down.”
“Shou Shou I love you.”
“Postpartum brother, show your hand ……”
“Serious brother postpartum brother together again!”
Qin Tao was not useless in learning from Mr Donkey over the past year or so.
Although the opening is still half a year ago, but the basic skills are not weak, immediately is a sentence: “Where do you have the face to boo me? All the damn give me shut up! Without me, Li Tiezhu can red? If I hadn’t studied under Master Donkey, could you have heard him perform comedy at the People’s Theatre?”
The audience was quiet, because Qin Tao had some truth in what he said, and Li Tiezhu really relied on him to bring him out.
Although Qin Tao himself was eliminated by The Voice, Li Tiezhu took the title ah!
Qin Tao added, ”That’s why, without me, there would be no Li Tiezhu! Of course, I’m not blaming everyone, everyone can like Tie Zhu ah, I’m very pleased, I’m a father’s heart happy ……”
Boom!
Li Tiezhu kicked over Qin Tao.
It’s that fierce.
Cheng Dalong style action comedy, but also quite comical, the audience on the stage laughed, Qin Tao is straight flying out ……
Li Tiezhu kicked and flew the Qin Tao of the teasing terrier bit, and stood over by himself, “Don’t listen to this grandson blindly, I am red is a factor of him, but I mainly rely on …… face value!”
Song Zhu’er jumped up, “Bullsh*t face value! Bah!”
Li Tiezhu picked up the fan on the table and threw it towards Song Zhu’er, with a slightly gentle technique, the fan was received by Song Zhu’er, unfolded and started fanning, and cheerfully said, “The young and old men of Jinmen dislike both of them! Woo~”
The audience Jing from: “Phew ……”
Song Zhu’er trouble is no big deal, Yunde Society is never short of audience trouble, on the contrary, it has become a kind of atmosphere.
Li Tiezhu pointed at Song Zhu’er and said, “Go home and I’ll beat you to death!”
Sun jumped up, “You dare! I’ll beat you to death.”
Auntie Lin pulled Sun Mou: “Saying comic jokes, are you crazy?”
Song Zhu’er: “Slightly slightly! If I don’t beat you up, I’m a grandson!”
Qin Tao climbed up and silently walked to the teasing terrier position with a smile, “It seems that brother’s status at home is not very high!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Heh …… I have a girlfriend.”
Qin Tao: “Others do not know, but I know, Li Tiezhu this time to come to Jinmen is not to come to say comedy, is to see the female parent, the female father seems to be very dissatisfied with him.”
Sun muttered in a low voice: “Satisfied the hell!”
Li Tiezhu: “But …… I have a girlfriend.”
Qin Tao: “You say you’re so successful and popular, how come you’re despised?”
Li Tiezhu: “I have a girlfriend, you don’t.”
Qin Tao: “You paralysed!”
Li Tiezhu: “And, as far as I know, you’re still a virgin!”
“Phew~”
Qin Tao instantly went crazy and went up to pinch Li Tiezhu’s neck.
Li Tiezhu twisted around and threw Qin Tao over on the stage, calmly said, “Sorry, columnist! Today went out in a hurry, forgot to bring the dog leash, but everyone rest assured, he does not bite, the bite is in the background, not yet out.”
Audience: “Phew!”
Li Tiezhu added: “Today, I make an exception, unprecedentedly give you a monologue! After all, also returned to the scene, met a partner who did not bolt the rope, there is no way, the name of the monologue, take one at random, called …… ‘Threshold’!”
Qin Tao climbed up again and stubbornly stood back in the comedian position, “Phew!”
Li Tiezhu: “Previously performed two segments, one with a tableau ‘I’m a singer’, one without a tableau ‘I’m a comedian’, this latest segment of ‘Threshold’ it is a sequel to the first two, the length of the words, I ask to see ……”
Saying that, Li Tiezhu looked towards the side screen bar, from where Guo Gangde and Teacher Yu Qian could be seen.
Guo Gangde also did not compare, directly shouted, “Feel free to say! The whole room will do!”
The audience roared!
Li Tiezhu smiled, “It’s also an inappropriate person! Give me $30,000 honorarium to speak for one night, inappropriate person, inappropriate person ……”
Qin Tao mashed: “Ooh! Good guy!”
Li Tiezhu crossed his eyes and said, “Gentlemen, look at this guy! Yes, that’s Qin Tao. Do you guys think there’s a threshold in the comedy world?”
The audience shouted, “No!”
Li Tiezhu: “Wrong! Right threshold! And the threshold is unusual.”
Qin Tao rejoiced, “Ya? The threshold isn’t low, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “That …… is not generally low, as long as it is crooked melons and jujubes people hate dogs hate the goods, can come in. But any normal a little, can not enter!”
Qin Tao: “Said who?”
Li Tiezhu: “So, everyone knows why I can be red to the comedy world, right?”
Audience:
“Phew~”
“Postpartum brother, learn it!”
“This self-deprecation is fine!”
“Bull.”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s the same in the singing world, as I said earlier, Yang Feiyue who doesn’t know how to sing a single line of a song like that can still make it to the C-suite! What about the comedy world? Qin Tao, who can’t hit a fart with three squashes like that, can still make it onto the small theatre stage of Yun De She! Whose fault is that?”
Qin Tao: “Me?”
Li Tiezhu: “You don’t deserve it! It’s all my fault! Blame me for not entering the music and comedy worlds earlier, leading to the implosion of these two industries.”
Qin Tao: “Your great master.”
Li Tiezhu: “You what?”
Qin Tao: “Grandpa!”
Li Tiezhu: “Hey! Big nephew you don’t get discouraged, things happen to people, as long as you are willing to work hard, you will definitely become an excellent refund station staff, the premise, you have to find Yue brother-in-law to cut the bite!”
Qin Tao: “Brother Yue let?”
Li Tiezhu: “For the sake of the future of Yundeshe, there’s no choice but to let him!”
Yue Yupeng poked his head out: “I won’t let it! Well ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Look, the ones who covered his mouth are the pillars of the Yundesha!”
Audience: “Phew!”
Qin Tao scratched his arse and said, “Is this …… reliable? You’ve always had a low IQ, it’s hard for me to trust you!”
Li Tiezhu: “Let me put it to you this way, when I entered the singing world, guess what?”
Qin Tao: “Hmm?”
Li Tiezhu: “Me, Zhao Liya, Justin and Yi Xiaomao, each of them is considered gifted, right? Talent has talent, face value has face value, except for Yi Xiaomao’s poor face value, other than that, there’s nothing to say, right?”
Qin Tao: “This, I beg to differ!”
Li Tiezhu: “At that time, the four of us stood at the starting line of our debut, and looked back, ooh! What a guy.”
Qin Tao: “What happened? Bitten in the arse?”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s not really true, it’s just that, the four of us, the four gifted new forces in the singing world, turned around and saw a Chinese field dog, also standing on the starting line!”
Qin Tao: “Erm ……”
This makes him unable to pick up, because Li Tiezhu, the four of them are and Guangdong Luo Feiyan together into the finals, today said, four people have a name, just missing a Luo Feiyan, she is not that Chinese garden dog?
Qin Tao is afraid, afraid that because of his sentence let the Cloud Virtue Society to offend people.
This is the weakness of his character.
Who knows, at this time, a certain young girl on the stage jumped up again and again and shouted, “Luo Fei Yan! I’m f*cking Nima!”
The five hundred spectators immediately shouted, “Yes!!!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Qin Tao! Have you come to your senses? The more you look ahead and shy away, the less red you’ll be! Look, your brother Yue wants to rebel out of Yundeshe, your brother Da Lin wants the Xuanwumen Change to seize power, and you? You’re a wimp!”
Backstage, Guo Da Lin said, “Dad! Don’t listen to his nonsense, this is not the paternity test has not come down?”
Yue Yupeng: “When it comes down, Master will bite Guo DaLin to death, how can you still seize power?”
Guo Da Lin: “Right Oh ……”
Guo Gangde: “Huh? What’s going on? I’ll run through it ……”
Offstage, Sun Mou kept his head down the whole time, I’m also a big boss with a big reputation in Jinmen, my wife and daughter are so not reserved, so I am very embarrassed! Li Tiezhu, your great master! If I were not your father, I would have chipped you!
Qin Tao thought about it and said, “Then …… I also tenderised my master to death?”
Li Tiezhu said, “You are not qualified! So what about the low threshold of both the comedy world and the singing world? The singing world has Yang Feiyue, the comedy world has Qin Tao, these two circles are rotten, look back and see that Chinese field dog, clear-eyed, bright and gifted ……”