He Ling: “Wow! Everything in this warehouse is related to life eh~”
Huang Sanshi: “There’s also an Aubergine!”
Sister Zhang Zifeng was shocked, “Eh! Eh!”
He Ling: “What’s wrong?”
Zhang Zifeng: “Brother Tie Zhu flashed in! Recording a show with a flash?”
Then, the four people stared blankly at Li Tiezhu peeling bananas to eat in the warehouse, Li Tiezhu also waved at them, the meaning couldn’t be simpler: all come in, happy ah! There is a lot of food here!
Li Tiezhu bit off two-thirds of a banana in one bite and muttered, ”Wow, the showrunners are really generous this season. It’s definitely not Yan Min’s handiwork!”
Peng Yu Chang: “How did he he he …… get in?”
He Ling: “Hahahahaha ……”
Huang Sanshi: “Oh! The windows over there are unlocked, this programme team, IQ is in arrears …… I’ll go in and make a mess too.”
The pop-ups can be hippy:
“High energy ahead~”
“This programme is suitable for Sun Lei!”
“It’s more suitable for Li Tiezhu.”
“When Sun Lei comes, this lock won’t hold.”
“If it’s a real lock, Li Tiezhu won’t be able to keep this door open if he’s here.”
“Not bad, this is very Li Tiezhu!”
“Do you believe in light?”
“Famous scenes! Witness the famous scene!”
“Public toilet mai? Come and go as you please?”
“The wild Aubergine really can’t guard the warehouse!”
“Locked a lonely.”
“Programme: sloppy, sloppy ……”
“This is f*cking recorded as Infinite Challenge!”
“The crew has been ransacked, and the entire series of Mushroom House has come to an end!”
Immediately following, the slightly bloated Huang San Shi also tumbled into the window and came straight to the hanging chicken, duck and fish.
He Ling and her sister were bursting into laughter, and Peng Yu Chang was still shouting outside:
“Can it be like this? Can it be like this?”
Teacher Huang threw two pears to Peng Yu Chang outside the window, he and his sister didn’t dare to come in, after all, they were newcomers, they were timid. As for Teacher He Ling, he was the pillar of Mango Stage, he could laugh, even mock, but he could not take the lead in breaking the rules.
Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi don’t care about that much, the two cooks are working on the hanging chicken, duck, fish and meat, talking, five dishes and one soup are out.
“Look at this fish, fish head stew, fish fillet to make boiled fish, pickled fish will also work.”
“Teacher Huang, look how great these ribs are! Meat with lots of bones and white to make sweet and sour pork ribs is just right.”
“This chicken is a local chicken, and it’s an old hen, tsk tsk tsk ……”
“Stewed soup, nourishing as hell!”
“Right? Take it down take it down ……”
“Yes!”
Just as Li Tiezhu climbed onto the stage, ready to take the meat that the programme team “gave away for free”, the warehouse custodian heard the news and came.
It wasn’t anyone else, it was an old acquaintance, the producer Cissy.
Cissy opened the warehouse door and said, “What are you doing? What are you doing?”
Huang Sanshi blocked the doorway and teased, “Aigoo, Cissy is here? You’ve lost some weight, kid! Get out!”
With a push, Xixi was pushed out by the much larger tonnage of Huang Sanshi.
Sisi stubbornly said, “We didn’t open the warehouse today.”
Huang San Shi: “What’s open or not open? The windows are wide open! It’s still not open?”
Li Tiezhu, carrying a fish in his left hand and a chicken in his right, stood on the platform and condescended, “I got the chicken and fish with my skills, do I have to give them back to you? You can’t even manage a warehouse well, and you call yourself a producer?”
Xixi pushed aside Huang Sanshi and ran in to beg for mercy: “Brother Zhu! Please, give me a break! If you take away the chicken and fish, I’ll be a joke! Give me some face, okay?”
Li Tiezhu: “Mr Huang?”
Huang San Shi said, “OK! Put it down first, it’s okay to visit, right?”
Even Huang Sanshi is starting to follow the rules? That’s not scientific!
However, Li Tiezhu was not a resident guest this season anymore, so he put down the chicken and fish, otherwise, he had ten thousand ways to take them away.
Everyone was kicked out of the warehouse by Sisi.
Pumbaa and his sister nibble on a pear, and it’s like they’ve earned it, and they’re out of luck.
He Ling optimistically carried the basket, “Go back! There’s always a way.”
Huang Sanshi thievishly pulled the key from the door lock.
So much so, that there was a moment of panic as Xisi prepared to lock the door, “Where’s my key?”
Huang San Shi turned back, “Here I am, you have to take two eggs for it, not too much, right? You warehouse keeper, you didn’t take care of the warehouse, blame me?”
Cissy was speechless, so she took two eggs out and exchanged the key with Huang San Shi.
“It’s also bad luck!”
Xixi muttered, took the key and went back to lock the door, then, suddenly realised that the lock had also f*cking disappeared.
Not far away, Li Tiezhu gnawed on this banana and threw the lock for fun:
“Wow, the warehouse is going to be locked, so scary.”
Xixi: “……”
Huang Sanshi laughed so much that he patted his thighs, then gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up, looking at the entire mushroom house, the only one who can work with him silently is Li Tiezhu, the demon.
In the distance, He Ling and Peng Yu Chang both laughed epileptically, and his sister was even more dumbfounded, this …… also works?
Pop-up:
“This is the aftermath of five bars, right?”
“If we invite Sun Lei to come, the robbery will be able to eat for a season!”
“Sun Lei forget it, Iron Pillar is here Sun Lei dares to be crazy? It’s just that Tie Zhu has tightened up.”
“Crap! Tie Zhu really robbed the chicken and fish!”
“Sun Lei possessed!”
“Wrong! This is called an enhanced version of Sun Lei.”
“The programme team is confused!”
“Dreaming of five bars!”
“Tie Zhu actually put it down? Oi! This isn’t your style!”
“Laughing my arse off, hahaha ……”
“Cissy is so miserable!”
“I go? Huang San Shi took the key, fluff!”
“Not bad for an old fox.”
“Changed two eggs, a loss!”
“Li Tiezhu that Bean is even more fierce, gripped the lock away, hahaha ……”
“Why don’t you say that Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi are a perfect match?”
“There’s no one else for this match.”
“Cissy is dumbfounded.”
With a humble face, Cissy compared a yeah towards Li Tiezhu: “Two eggs?”
Li Tiezhu: “You look down on me?”
“Three?”
“You look down on the lock!”
“Four, no more.”
Cissy was also desperate, but if he didn’t lock the warehouse, hell knows how many valuable resources would be lost, so he could only give in. Although it was a recording programme, the window not being locked was still his responsibility as a producer, so he could only admit to it!
The four eggs were taken out and handed over to He Ling.
Li Tiezhu also kept his word and returned the lock to Xixi, who hurriedly locked the warehouse door, and the windows inside had been closed in advance.
“Alright, you guys continue to the mushroom house!”
Xixi was spirited again.
Li Tiezhu: “Wait! I’ll try the quality of this lock.”
Said Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu walked to the door, pinched the lock, a pull, snapped, the lock …… opened.
Xixi: “……”
Huang Sanshi and others are even more instantly laughing mad.
Li Tiezhu pressed the lock back again, serious face, “It’s just a try, Xixi you don’t have any pressure! I’m not a resident guest this season.”
Xixi nodded repeatedly and wiped her sweat, “Yes yes yes ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Otherwise, emptying this warehouse of yours will only take half an hour.”
Xisi: “……”
Huang Sanshi was afraid that Li Tiezhu would go crazy, and dragged him away, “Let’s go! Look at how you scared Xixi, you’re about to pee.”
Xixi thought, “I really f*cking want to pee, it’s too scary!
Pop-up:
“Earned four more eggs!”
“Is it easy for a mouthful?”
“Li Tiezhu: easy.”
“Li Tiezhu is the devil, right?
“Take the shoots!”
“It feels like it makes sense for Li Tiezhu not to be the resident guest.”
“The programme team can’t fight it.”
“Who remembers the scene of Li Tiezhu castrating a pig last season?”
“Remember!”
“Tie Zhu is too cowhide!”
“In comparison Pumbaa is too well behaved, no pop.”
“Teacher Huang now has a sense of my great uncle!”
“Looking forward to the Five Stripes crowd plus Li Tiezhu gathering in the mushroom house!”
“Don’t, the director’s team is going crazy.”
“This door and this lock can’t carry a kick from Li Tiezhu, what’s the point?”
“Tie Zhu has become handsome, am I blind?”
“Hasn’t my Tie Zhu always been this handsome? Vomit wow ……”
“Upstairs, Iron Fans, identification is complete.”
Finally, the Mushroom House Five arrived at the new Mushroom House, the new Mushroom House is very old, or very broken, even worse than the first season, it can be called the most miserable Mushroom House ever.
The old wooden house, a total of four rooms, plus a kitchen and a tool room, the barn is simple and rough as a match, the narrow courtyard, a tree and a small pavilion with a roof are almost no ……
This is no different from the poorest rural compound.
Huang Sanshi, He Ling and others have sighed and complained, but on the contrary, Li Tiezhu feels friendly, unfortunately, this season is not resident, otherwise, he will definitely like it more.
Because, this house, courtyard, is the feeling of a real farmhouse.
After a general look at the situation of the mushroom house, the two dogs, H and O, warmly welcomed the return of the masters, and the people interacted with the dogs for a short while, or they were very disciplined to go and greet the big brother with respect.
“Colourful lights!”
“Lights ……”
“You’re still alive?”
“You have to keep the old duck soup condiments on hand, Brother Lamp is old and may not be able to make it one day.”
“Teacher Huang? I’m not resident this period, but if Brother Lamp suddenly goes away one day, remember to notify me, I’ll immediately rush over …… to drink the soup.”
“Definitely definitely!”
“This is the coloured lamp ah? Is it good?”
“Sister, it’s called fandango, I’ve eaten it before and it tastes pretty good.”
The coloured lantern also sensed everyone’s enthusiasm and flapped its wings hard, responding to everyone’s greetings, of course, the old duck soup condiments were not necessary, this lantern was still alive and well.
Then, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi looked at the sheep pen outside the courtyard with a hopeful face, how many years of desire ah!
Little Dot: “Baa~ (Go to the two-legged monster of Nima)”
Old Dot also hangs up, unfortunately, not in the programme recording, sad, sad! I can’t believe I didn’t live to be a lamb kebab, how sad is a sheep’s life?
After greeting the animals, He Ling and Huang Sanshi began to seriously study the shabbiest, shabbiest mushroom house.
“Teacher Huang, this house is really shabby! It’s still a wooden-walled tiled house.”
“And the pavilion is rotten.”
“It’s okay to fix it.”
“You think I’d fix it? I’m not going to change its image; after all, there’s no Iron Pillar as a drudge again this season.”
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
“What’s planted in the vegetable patch in front of the house ah this? Tiezhu?”
“Small onions, garlic, lettuce, and strawberries, my sister can eat strawberries every day!”
“Did you use pesticides?”
“The pesticide is watered down, it can’t die.”
“Ah …… huh.”
Sister Zhang Zifeng can not help but laugh to spray saliva, can not die, can eat pesticides? This person has a problem!
Li Tiezhu thought to himself, that is, you have not seen the drink expired pesticide did not die into the naive goods.