He Ling found the treasure: “Ouch, there’s a chicken coop over here, Teacher Huang.”
Huang Sanshi: “Are there chickens? Teacher He.”
He Ling: “Yes, there are also big geese! Should be able to lay quite a few eggs.”
Li Tiezhu: “Teacher He, Teacher Huang, you’re only staying here for two or three months, is that so much? According to me, just kill the chickens and geese, one for each period, one chicken for each period until the last period!”
“Eh? Tie Zhu has a point, He Ling, chicken or egg, which is more important? Stew the goose in an iron pot!”
“Teacher Huang, there’s a saying …… kill the chicken and take the egg!”
“What’s the point of taking the egg after killing the chicken? I prefer chicken to eggs. Tie Zhu?”
“Pepper chicken, white chopped chicken, hand torn chicken, spicy chicken, taro roasted chicken, chicken stewed with mushrooms, small fried chicken, chicken wings with cola, big plate chicken ……”
“You two are talking …… my mouth is watering.”
In the courtyard, near the direction of the kitchen, there is a stone mill and an old well with a hand pressure pump.
Huang Sanshi went to press the water twice: “There is no running water this season, so I have to press this again, you see.”
He Ling: “It’s like going back to the first season.”
The three children also gathered around.
Peng Yu Chang: “Familiar smell! It’s so tragic.”
Zhang Zifeng had a curious look on his face.
Li Tiezhu: “What’s so tragic about it? When I was a kid, I picked water to drink, and there was only one well in a village.”
Pop-up:
“How ho last season, how miserable this season.”
“This season got real.”
“Congratulations to the Mushroom House for returning to poverty overnight ……”
“H is pooping in the ground!”
“Geese have better houses than you guys.”
“So old homey, this is the real countryside, last season it was like a cottage.”
“Yi Xing come and join us!”
“Here comes Yi Xing gone Tie Zhu, loss or gain?”
“Favourite Easy Star~”
After looking at the small courtyard and livestock poultry, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi coincidentally walked into the kitchen, narrow layout unreasonable kitchen, small stove, falling version of the dusty cabinets, the ground sparse a throw firewood ……
Then, the two of them looked at each other with two godless eyes.
Subtitle: Welcome to the original kitchen!
Huang Sanshi: “Just one pot?”
Li Tiezhu: “And a small cooker.”
Huang Sanshi: “What do you think?”
Li Tiezhu: “Last year, the man board electrical home does not produce stoves still say, this year there are Saturn people integrated stoves ah, their home …… is to do leather shoes?”
Huang Sanshi with a disgusted face: “Saturn people integrated stove brand leather shoes, the quality of the bar!”
Li Tiezhu face expressionless: “Oye ~”
“This kitchen like this, make me don’t want to record it, why don’t I go, Tiezhu you stay?”
“I’m not going to do it! I’ll leave tomorrow.”
He Lingdu didn’t say anything, he wasn’t interested in the kitchen or anything, he turned around and went out:
“Let’s go, go inside and have a look.”
Huang Sanshi despondently followed with his hands behind his back, “I think ah, the kitchen is already so miserable, they must have made the inside especially good ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Wake up, Teacher Huang! Don’t be too naive at your age.”
Huang Sanshi: “The family is all over the place ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Just have four walls.”
Huang Sanshi: “Gross house, identification is complete.”
He Ling pushed the door and saw that there was nothing, it was empty, and the two bedrooms were the same, even the bed frame was spread out.
Seeing such a miserable situation, the pop-ups were extraordinarily happy:
“Hard work makes you rich, laziness returns to poverty.”
“Just have a door!”
“Only one door, feasible?”
“Is there no golden daddy this season?”
“It’s so tragic, I guess a few of them are trying to run away.”
“It’s also too hasty ……”
“Be reasonable, this is much better than my old house.”
“This yard doesn’t even have a f*cking wall, not worse than the first season?”
“My heart is cold!”
“Poor Fatty.”
Looking out of the room, Huang Sanshi, He Ling, Zhang Zifeng, and Peng Yuchang were sitting under the eaves, collectively silent, with occasional sighs coming from them, accompanied by the bleak background music, which was also very emotional.
Over here, Li Tiezhu is spinning the stone mill for fun, spinning and adding some water to it.
He Ling was surprised and said: ”Tie Zhu, aren’t you disappointed? Growing a mushroom house like this, aren’t you disappointed?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s none of my business! I’m not resident. You guys just think of it as a metamorphosis!”
Huang Sanshi: “He is relieved, but we can be miserable ……”
Pang Peng smiled bitterly, “Brother Pillar, honestly, I actually quite want you to sub for me this season.”
Li Tiezhu: “Hey! This stone mill can still be used, you can grind soya bean milk, rice flour or whatever.”
Huang Sanshi: “Not in that mood, besides, the family doesn’t have a donkey, and you’re gone. Who will pull the mill?”
Li Tiezhu: “Also ……”
Pop-up:
“So, Li Tiezhu = donkey?”
“Nope! Li Tiezhu ≥ donkey.”
“Please Yu Qian come, donkey teacher and Li Tiezhu donkey and donkey ……”
Huang Sanshi was over there again spouting off about that five-sided leaky pergola in the courtyard, what’s the point of even having a roof with just a few strips of wood on it? He sneered, the programme team thought we would fix him? No way, absolutely not!
Huang San Shi made a FLAG: “I promise to never build it!”
Then, the programme group released the later phases of attentive repair images on the spot to hit the face, snapping ……
Heh! Man!
With the special effects of Huang San Shi’s face being swollen, one word, absolute!
At this point, it’s time to summon the director’s team out to talk.
Huang San Shi: “The budget for props, scenes …… and all that came down? Just this?”
The staff appeared with their ancestral sign of indifference, only the director was unique, the word arrogant was on his face.
Director: “Our programme still has money, huh~”
This humzi is just exquisite, a humzi says a lot, we are super rich, we just don’t want to spend it on you guys, hey, it’s just fun!
Pop-up:
“Laughing my arse off hahaha ……”
“But if we had been nicer to people in the first two seasons, this season wouldn’t have been so bad.”
“The words on the director’s face have changed!”
“The guts have fattened up.”
“This hum, barring my great aunt all cracked up laughing.”
Director: “Let’s talk about it, the difference with previous years is because, in previous years, we borrowed the old folks’ house to live, this year this house is a long time no one lives ……”
Four people with a constipated expression, with the director to discuss, both sides you back and forth to hurt each other.
Finally, the director said, “There are two good news.”
The four of them still can’t get excited.
Director: “This year we don’t have to collect rent and utility bills like before. So there’s no need to work. Another one is that warehouse, if you want to change food from the warehouse, go plant trees ……”
After briefly explaining the rules of planting trees for supplies, the four were still unhappy.
Huang San Shi bitterly smiled and asked, “Is it considered illegal if the warehouse is stolen?”
The director was instantly alerted, “Oh yes, warehouses are prone to theft, we have to send someone to guard the warehouse at night, write it down ……”
“Suck it up suck it up ……”
Li Tiezhu ate pickled noodles from behind the show, followed by the aroma of pickled pepper and beef flavour, which entered the small courtyard of the mushroom house.
The programme crew froze, and the Mushroom House foursome also froze.
Huang Sanshi was the first to stand up and laughed, “Tiezhu, did you get it at the warehouse?”
Li Tiezhu took a sip of soup and squeezed in from the middle of the programme crew, “Aang! What else? Go to the village kiosk to buy it? Wouldn’t that cost money? Besides the warehouse has hot water.”
Huang San Shi: “Hahahahaha …… Well done.”
Pumbaa and his sister were still petrified, there was actually this kind of operation?
He Ling: “Pillar, when did you go over there?”
Li Tiezhu said, “When Teacher Huang shouted for the director’s team to come over, I went there ah, I knew that you guys had to talk about a rule for more than ten minutes. I was so bored that I went to eat some noodles, what’s wrong?”
He Ling: “Nothing! You’re doing great.”
It turned out that just when the assembly was assembled, Li Tiezhu swaggered out, and the directing team was also magical, surprisingly speaking to the four resident guests for half a day without remembering that Li Tiezhu wasn’t there.
Li Tiezhu took another beautiful bite of soup.
The assistant of the director team ordered: ”Someone has to guard it during the day as well! Habitual bandits! It must be habitual bandits!”
At this point, the word arrogance was gone from the director’s face, replaced by the word shame.
The director called out to Li Tiezhu again, “Li Tiezhu!”
Li Tiezhu was bewildered: “Hmm? Do you want soup?”
Director: “No! I’m asking how did you get in?”
Li Tiezhu: “I just unscrewed the lock and went in, then I soaked the noodles and came out and screwed the lock back on, don’t worry, I locked the door.”
Director: “……”
Huang Sanshi helpfully said, “You just didn’t say that theft is against the law yourselves, you only said that you sent someone to guard the door, so you can’t blame Tiezhu.”
Director: “Alright! Let’s forget it this time, we were careless, we won’t let you guys get away with it next time!”
Li Tiezhu: “Is it really forgotten this time?”
Director: “Yes! Are you going to pay for it?”
Li Tiezhu: “How can I give you money? Overthink it, I mean ……”
Said Li Tiezhu a rip open military coat, inside with transparent glue sticking eight packets of instant noodles, all kinds of flavours, of course, is bagged.
Huang Sanshi immediately sprayed with laughter.
He Ling rushed up to “pick” noodles, Pang Peng and sister suddenly came to life, have drooled and ran over.
Director: “……”
He Ling picked all the noodles and gave Pang Pang and her sister a bag each.
Li Tiezhu wiped the pockets of his military coat and “changed” four ham sausages, handing them to PangPeng and his sister.
Pang Yu Chang’s smile gradually perverted: “Thank you, Brother Zhu!”
Sister’s eyes are smiling: “Thank you, Brother Zhu!”
He Ling carried the two little ones to the kitchen.
Only then did Huang Sanshi walk up to Li Tiezhu, patted Li Tiezhu’s shoulder, and said to the director, “Prepare yourself mentally, I’m afraid I’ll scare you next.”
Director: “What?”
Huang Sanshi: “Pillar, what else? Take it all out.”
Li Tiezhu took out a grass carp wrapped tightly in a plastic bag from the other side of his pocket, and took out three ribs wrapped in a plastic bag from behind his back, and finally took out a pile of about half a kilogram of five-flake meat from his trouser pocket.
The military coat was big and thick, it was indeed quite loadable.
Huang Sanshi: “I knew it! Hahaha!”
Director: “Tie Zhu, you’re making me lose face.”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re not showing your face, what do you need face for?”
The director was speechless and suffered internal injuries. Just now he thought that there were only a few bags of noodles, and it was nothing, before he said that he would forget about it this time, and now it is not good to take things back.
Li Tiezhu squatted under the eaves and continued to drink the soup, “Zi zi zi zi ~”
The director rolled his eyes and actually swallowed.
Li Tiezhu suddenly asked, “Director, after you sent someone to guard the warehouse, you can t steal it, so …… does it break the law if you rob it?”
Director: “It’s against the law! Stealing and robbing are not allowed! Found once deducted ten times the value of the tree.”
The pop-up screen also laughed like crazy, Li Tiezhu had a naive face, but he was witty as hell when he did something:
“Cowhide!”
“The director said, I’m too hard!”
“I’ve said that Li Tiezhu is a strengthened version of Sun Lei, non-belief.”
“Is this something that people do?”
“Who is the programme team to blame? After dealing with Li Tiezhu for so many times, don’t they learn a lesson?”
“Worthy of being my proper brother!”
“That’s only normal, it’s not normal if something doesn’t happen with Tie Zhu around.”
“Seeking the director’s psychological shadow area.”
“Sando, be a man!”
“If Xu Sanduo was as flirty as Li Tiezhu, Soldier’s Assault wouldn’t be so lit.”
“Li Tiezhu never goes empty!”
Over there, Pang Pang and his sister were boiling water to prepare noodles, and Huang Sanshi and He Ling walked back, praising Li Tiezhu for his understanding, good hands, and so on.
Li Tiezhu finished the noodle soup, assured the soaking noodle box, raised his left arm, revealing a lollipop.
He Ling was delighted: “And?”
He was ready to take out the lollipop, who knows, a long string of a pull, a full five.
Huang Sanshi: “Hahaha…… family has Li Tiezhu, do anything without fear!”
Pumbaa and his sister happily ate the instant noodles with ham, and the five of them propped up the boat and went to pick up the courier, which was the family money accumulated in the first two seasons of the Mushroom House, the bedding, the kitchenware, the furniture, the decorations, Wang Danluo’s pig, and so on.
After that, everyone started to set up the mushroom house, He Ling took Pang Pang and her sister to set up the house, Li Tiezhu set up the kitchen, Huang Sanshi was setting up the pottery and other outdoor decorations, and then went to help He Ling and the others to nail the nails again.
After everything was set up, it looked like that, except for the house being older, the familiar mushroom house was back.
Five people gathered in the living room, sitting on the floor on the carpet and making tea.
Li Tiezhu lamented, “In the past, the two old men only made coffee, or hand ground coffee beans, now tsk …… the quality of life has seriously declined!”
He Ling: “It’s not easy!”
Huang Sanshi: “Cheers!”
The five of them sipped their tea, and He Ling suddenly said, “Super want to soak my feet.”
Huang San Shi: “After the bath, the five of us will soak our feet together.”
You chatted with one word and I chatted with another.
Gradually, the sky darkened and it was time to prepare dinner again.
He Ling: “This tea is too scrappy, the more I drink the hungrier I get.”
Huang Sanshi: “Get food!”
Li Tiezhu: “Good.”
At this time, strange music came from outside, and the five people went out to take a look – surprise!
A small wooden table was filled with a variety of ingredients, ten or so bowls in total.
The director explained, “Although Li Tiezhu’s behaviour this afternoon was very un-martial, our programme team chose to return the favour! This is the meat and vegetable welfare centre.”
He Ling: “What does that mean?”
Director: “It means that the production team is stingy, but the clients are generous.”
Everyone cheered and jumped to their feet.
The director introduced, “This is the hoofs provided by Special Energy Loss, the ribs from a certain treasure grocery shopping, four kippered shrimps provided by the sinning gang, five bean sprouts provided by Seven Cats Silly Novels …… Saturn Man Integrated Stove leather shoes, no, no leather shoes, and five hundred grams of complimentary fungus… …”
Huang Sanshi: “Saturn people should send leather shoes, here the road is not good.”
Li Tiezhu: “Right! Their leather shoes are resistant to manufacturing.”
Huang Sanshi also face all smiles, so many delicious food, instant hell to heaven ah. He said, “This is taken directly yes?”
The director handed out ten bamboo rings, “No no, only the ones in the set can be taken away.”
Mushroom house five people, immediately face collapsed, damn, the set is too deep!