What happened to the promised meat welfare centre?
What about the lasso? You can only take what you win. What kind of welfare is that?
Pop-ups love such cheap tricks:
“Hahaha …… is too talented.”
“This advert is sobering and off the wall.”
“The directing team is absolutely brilliant!”
“There’s no Xiao Du Xiao Du in this instalment?”
“How’s the lassoing?”
“It makes me happy to see them so miserable.”
“Really really really don’t miss Li Tiezhu, I’d be happier if he stayed here to be abused.”
“Come on, he’ll only abuse the programme team if he stays.”
“Thanks for being early, haha ……”
“Is the director avenging Huang San Shi’s shoe throwing?”
“Or maybe it’s revenge for Li Tiezhu’s burglary!”
“And last season’s castrated pig.”
“Without Tie Zhu, how can this group of fools in the Mushroom House live? Luckily there’s an Old Evil Huang.”
Huang Sanshi kicked a non-existent stone child under his foot.
He Ling: “More hoops?”
Pang Yu Chang: “The client gave it to us and we still have to lasso?”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re middlemen making a price difference! There are shady practices! These things are given by the customers, right? If we can’t win the lasso, you can’t give it back to them, so are you just eating it yourselves?”
The director took the circle and squirmed over like a retarded zombie: “Hard work makes you rich, laziness returns to poverty!”
Li Tiezhu said: “That’s right, let’s work hard tonight, to what warehouse directly looted, stored in the refrigerator can eat for a year!”
Huang Sanshi: “There is also a certain reason.”
The director directly said, “No way! We are able to cut off the electricity for you! So don’t think about it, and be honest about the lasso.”
There was no hope, so Huang Sanshi let He Ling try and lasso a melon.
It didn’t seem that hard, did it?
So, the official competition began, five people each a large and small two bamboo circles.
The food-raising event has officially begun!
Huang Sanshi directly gave the word: “Pang Pang, you’re first.”
Pumbaa was vain: “Why me?”
Huang San Shi: “You go to accumulate lessons for us, sister is a girl, Teacher He and I are old people, Tie Zhu is our trump card, we can’t be the first, right?”
Pangpeng speechless, had to stand on the “penalty line” with both hands holding the bamboo ring.
Peng Peng: “hahaha …… so far ah feeling, my hands are shaking! No, I want to be able to lose the big hoof!”
As a result, nothing hit.
The next one, Mr He, also won nothing.
My sister, Zhang Zifeng, threw out the ring with a bewildered look on her face and didn’t get a full set on, but with a cheating assist from Teacher He, she got a set of ribs.
Huang Sanshi next, set a Saturn man integrated stove brand leather shoes of fungus.
Peng Yu Chang came back and set a chicken fillet.
The rest, in addition to Li Tiezhu’s, all let Peng Yuchang threw, to the hands of four kiwi shrimp, peanut rice, everyone missed the hoof did not arrive.
Already very accurate.
Huang Sanshi: “Well done Pang Pang.”
He Ling: “I would call you Mushroom House Curry! So accurate!”
Thus, everyone moved their eyes to Li Tiezhu.
Cast their eyes on the man who had already brought two and a half kilograms of grass carp, three ribs, half a kilogram of pork, and eight generations of instant noodles and four ham sausages to the penniless and starving Mushroom House with his own efforts.
He is the Mushroom House Warrior! The cook who makes sure his family always has something to eat.
It was already drizzling.
Huang Sanshi cheered, “Don’t be afraid, Pillar, you’re the strongest.”
He Ling: “Cheer up Tie Zhu, I want to eat hooves!”
Peng Yu Chang squatted on the ground: “Brother Zhu, I love you!”
Zhang Zifeng: “Brother Tiezhu, go for it! I want to eat hooves too!”
Li Tiezhu held the biggest circle and twisted his head to look at Zhang Zifeng: “Right! Sister, you need to eat more things like hooves and pig’s feet, you’re too skinny to look good, you need to be meaty to look good.”
Zhang Zifeng froze, “Ah? Like Liu Xiaohua?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes! See how tugging she is? Star Chow loves her!”
Zhang Zifeng: “……”
Your old Li family is full of sinners, I don’t dare to compare with you.
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t worry, I will get you a hoof, you are growing your body now!”
Then, Li Tiezhu took serious aim and threw the biggest circle.
The bamboo circle steadily circled the plate of hooves, however, because of the bounce, one end of the bamboo circle warped and did not completely circle, this time, He Ling wanted to cheat but it was impossible, and it was directly ruled a failure.
Li Tiezhu also has a smaller circle, but it can also hold the hooves.
Huang Sanshi: “Tiezhu, don’t embarrass yourself, the ribs also weigh.”
He Ling: “If you can’t rotting bamboo will do.”
Li Tiezhu: “No! I want to give my sister a braised trotter!”
Zhang Zifeng: “Brother you don’t have to, just set one, it’s better than nothing.”
Peng Yu Chang’s attitude is diametrically opposite: “No! Why do you all have so little faith in Brother Chu? I believe in him! Brother Chu is true to his word!”
Pang Pang had dealt with Li Tiezhu a little more than the others, after all, they had also filmed together, so he understood Li Tiezhu.
No, Li Tiezhu asked the director’s team, “What do the rules say?”
Director: “The feet can’t cross the line when throwing.”
Li Tiezhu: “That means it’s not a foul to cross the line after I’ve thrown the circle, right?”
Director: “No foul.”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s not a foul if I jump up and throw, right?”
Director: “Ah …… no problem.”
Li Tiezhu: “Okay I get it! Teacher He, arrange the dishes! Put the hooves in the middle and remove all other dishes!”
He Ling didn’t understand what Li Tiezhu wanted to do, but followed his words.
All the other dishes were removed, and there was only a plate of trotters provided by Special Energy Loss on the small wooden table.
Li Tiezhu took the circle and backed away a few steps.
At this point everyone understood.
The director even looked a little alarmed, but it was too late.
Only to see, Li Tiezhu made a sprint jump, directly jumped out two and a half metres, took to the air, his body was almost parallel to the hoof on the table, and then, gently put down the bamboo circle in his hand.
The bamboo ring circled the hoof, Li Tiezhu landed on the ground.
The whole room was silent, can still play like this?
Li Tiezhu bounced up: “Director, is there anything wrong? Firstly, I didn’t step on the line before I threw the hoop, and secondly, it’s not illegal for me to jump up and throw! You said it yourself.”
This is the third time that the director’s team has fallen into Li Tiezhu’s hands today after the warehouse was mistakenly entered and stolen, and they are speechless.
Convinced, convinced!
Huang Sanshi laughed his head off, his sister looked dumbfounded, and He Ling was confused.
Peng Peng said, “Brother Zhu is good! You’re the best at playing with the rules, I’d like to call you Mushroom House Haden!”
Director: “Hoof it! Take away take away! Li Tiezhu, don’t come back this season!”
Li Tiezhu took the big hooves and said, “Didn’t we say that last year? I’ll come back for the finale. Why did you change your mind? I don’t care! If you don’t want me to come, you have to pay!”
Director: “……”
Pumbaa: “That’s it! Last year it was agreed that Harden would come to the finale every year to make …… delicious food for everyone!”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Curry remembers, how could you guys forget?”
It is true that it was said before, because from the first season of Mushroom House, Li Tiezhu opened the hidden convention of the closing issue of Mushroom House – eating small frogs!
This also became a Mushroom House reserved programme that the audience didn’t know about, so the director had nothing to say at this point.
The director held his tongue and said, “I announce that no jumping is allowed in future lasso sessions.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then can it be ……”
Director: “It’s not allowed! You are not allowed to participate in this programme! No matter which season or episode! Permanently disqualified from participating!”
Li Tiezhu handed Pangpeng his hooves: “You’re annoyed, you don’t know how to restrain your temper at your age.”
Pangpeng ran away with the hoof: “That’s right, he’s still a director, shame on him!”
Then, He Ling even held a hula hoop to try to throw, the result was nothing, Li Tiezhu see all cover the face.
He Ling: “It seems that I should still be a host.”
Li Tiezhu: “Right! Do a good job as a host Teacher He, what you threw is not a hoop, it’s a person.”
He Ling: “Hahaha …… Tiezhu you bully too much, tie! Watch the move ……”
This side of Huang Sanshi chicken thief took four basil shrimp for a plate of rotting bamboo, and took the fungus for a stack of melon seeds, because, in the kitchen, there is a large jar of dried fungus.
The lassoing session was over.
The night had thickened and it was time to cook.
Huang Sanshi habitually beckoned, “Tie Zhu!”
Li Tiezhu took his apron and dug into the kitchen, “Hey, coming!”
Peng Yu Chang reflexively squatted in front of the stove and began to build a fire.
Huang Sanshi said to Zhang Zifeng, who was a first-timer, “Look! This is tacit understanding! One person cooks, one person burns the fire.”
Zhang Zifeng: “Tomorrow night it’s your turn to cook, and I doubt you’ll even be able to fit into that apron.”
Huang Sanshi: “What is the unlucky child talking nonsense about …… Tiezhu, what are we going to eat at night?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Boiled fish, green pepper back to the pot of meat, braised pork ribs, fried bean curd bamboo, and an egg flower soup. How is it? Four dishes and one soup!”
He Ling: “Good man! The guest of honour hasn’t come yet, let’s finish all the dishes first.”
Li Tiezhu: “What are you afraid of? What if the guests bring their own food?”
Huang Sanshi: “No problem! Let’s do it this way! Anyway, we still have six bags of instant noodles, so the two guests will have enough to eat for two days! There’s no rush.”
He Ling: “If the guests eat instant noodles, what do we eat?”
Huang San Shi: “We still have meat, eggs and chicken fillets. Besides, if we can’t, there’s a chicken coop over there!”
Li Tiezhu: “And Little Bit has grown up.”
He Ling: “……”
At this time, outside the mushroom house, among the programme staff wearing mackintoshes outside the courtyard, there was a not-so-small clamour.
Huang Sanshi seemed to be aware of it and probed to look.
Coming!
Not long after, the director ran in and said, “Teacher Huang, Teacher Li Tiezhu ……, someone is looking for.”
Li Tiezhu is making a steaming bowl of rice, measuring water it, head also did not raise: “Looking for who?”
Director: “Looking for you!”
Li Tiezhu: “No time, cooking.”
Huang Sanshi: “Go ahead, I’ll do it.”
Li Tiezhu: “No way! This is the last time I cook in my mushroom house, I don’t know if I’ll have the chance in the future.”
Huang Sanshi couldn’t do anything about it, although he was quite anxious in his heart, he couldn’t say anything. He knew that Li Tian Mu and his father Li Sheng Long chased over, although he did not understand why the Li family father and son were in such a sorry state, but Huang Sanshi was very clear that Li Tiezhu had won, a big victory.
The director was also embarrassed.
Li Tiezhu said: ”Although it’s a variety show, right, but we have to have artistic virtue, right? Let them wait until I finish today’s portion of the show.”
The director looked at Huang Sanshi, seemingly asking for help.
Huang San Shi frowned and waved his hand, “Let them both wait! Make my teacher a cup of tea and tell him that I’ll come over later after recording the programme to have a drink with him.”