Huang Sanshi’s tone was calm, but the implication that came through was melancholy.
He Ling laughed, “Not so much! Tie Zhu will always be a member of the Mushroom House, even if …… even if he comes back for the last instalment?”
Huang Sanshi pulled out a cigarette and lit it, shaking his head, “It won’t happen! He is no longer one of us, it was me who pushed him out …… He came back and was just a seemingly unrelated guest! That father and son were recruited by me. Tie Zhu is my daughter’s favourite idol, and I just pushed him away from me, it’s ridiculous ……”
Circle, many times is the noose, let you suffocate, let you have no choice, Huang Sanshi suffered greatly, but had to obey.
Honestly, Huang Sanshi knows that if Li Tiezhu loses, he does not help Li Tiezhu like this, if he is Li Tiezhu, he will hate himself like this.
Peng Peng did not know what to say, only silently took out the ashtray from under the table.
These images, as a matter of course, are going to be cut out, no doubt about it.
In fact, apart from He Ling, what many people didn’t know was that as early as half a month before the recording of the programme, Huang San Shi, He Ling and the director had a heated argument.
The topic was whether to put Li Tiezhu on the right track or not!
If they corrected Li Tie Zhu, adding another sister Zhang Zi Feng would be enough, what with Peng Yu Chang and Yi Xing, they would all have to step aside.
But in the face of interests and relationships, Huang San Shi chose Pang Peng, sister and Yi Xing, such a slightly bloated collocation. After observing the situation, He Ling proposes that Li Tiezhu be allowed to come to the first and last instalments to string together, which will help the older viewers to empathise.
And that’s about it!
Li Tiezhu burped his way to the programme’s small courtyard and laughed:
“Where are so many eating instant noodles? It’s hard work! Actually, I think our programme team should hire a cook who makes late night snacks, it won’t cost much. Really.”
When Li Tiezhu said this, he happened to skim over the eight-imperial table where the father and son duo of Li Shenglong and Li Tian Mu were.
Li Tian Mu: “Li Tie Zhu, you’re done with the catalogue, right? We’re looking for you ……”
Li Tie Zhu didn’t look back, “You wait first. Yo~ Isn’t this my accompanying cameraman? What? I’m quitting, they’re bullying you? Tell me, I’ll give you a new job, a new crew, and I’ll make sure you’re treated better than they are here.”
Cameraman: “Really?”
Li Tiezhu: “Hey! Xixi students, this cameraman does not want to do, fire him!”
Cameraman: “You’re paralysed!”
Li Tiezhu: “Hahaha …… Come on, add a meal!”
Said Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu took out two ham sausages from his pocket and handed it to the cameraman, this is an old friend, followed him for a long time last year at the time of the Mushroom House, and supported Li Tiezhu from the beginning of Li Tiezhu’s dislike of Li Egg.
The relationship is in place, it is nothing to scold Li Tiezhu, which belongs to the category of normal communication.
Li Tiezhu and know not know er all played again, before sitting back to an empty eight hundredths of a table, early someone in advance to give him a good tea. Li Tiezhu is not too fond of drinking tea, sniffing, then took out his mobile phone to play.
As the absolute winning party, Li Tiezhu naturally could not speak first.
The staff of Xiangnan Station were also very understanding and withdrew, leaving enough space.
On the ground floor of the large living room, Li Tiezhu vainly holding a teacup and blowing the tea, opposite, Li Shenglong and Li Tianmu, father and son, secretly came up, sat down on the left and right, revealing an extremely winning smile.
Li Tiezhu is not afraid, anyway, I’m not afraid, I’ve seen more powerful! This is the advantage of having seen the world.
I’m not afraid of that, I’m not afraid of that.
But Li Shenglong is still hesitant, he is still not used to it, very not used to it, not used to how to “ask for forgiveness” with a “fledgling” little guy.
Li Tianmu said: “50 million US dollars, delete all the videos in your hand to destroy! Is it enough?”
Li Tiezhu: “How much RMB is 50 million US dollars?”
Li Tian Mu sneered, “More than 300 million.”
Li Tiezhu pinched his fingers and counted, “Sorry, I started less than two years ago, and I’ve already earned a hundred million. So tell you strike ……”
Li Tian Mu is listening.
Li Tiezhu said, “I …… am not interested in money!”
Li Tian Mu wanted to break out in curses, but didn’t dare, and could only cast his gaze at his father.
Li Shenglong said, “Tiezhu! It’s not easy for anyone in this circle, so we just have to be immortal? Not quite, right?”
“What do you mean?”
“We can have a win-win situation, my influence and circle can make you even more popular and make a lot of money in the film industry!”
“Co-operation? You’re not worthy.”
It wasn’t that Li Tiezhu was so arrogant, but he felt that this pair of father and son were too cheap, holding a bowl and eating the fattest meat and still cursing, it was disgusting.
Li Shenglong said, “Then what do you say?”
Li Tiezhu: “Of course the senior’s face still has to be given. But ……”
But?
Saying but to seniors? Is that even a sign of respect?
Strictly speaking, Lee Seung-ryong is the leader of the third generation of directors, that can be higher than the old Mouzi Xiaogangzi Dakaizi a generation!
Even though Li Shenglong had 10,000 farks in his heart, he could only smile all over his face, “Tell me about it.”
Li Tiezhu: “Plagiarism script lawsuit continue to fight, halfway is not good, in addition, your son is not suitable for the entertainment industry, retired from the circle, look disgusting.”
Li Tian Mu was angry, but did not dare to speak.
Li Shenglong said, “It’s all OK! Whatever you say is fine, but, can you destroy that video? How much does it cost, quote a price.”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “I don’t make money with this kind of video, dirty! Besides, if I say I deleted it, do you believe me? You don’t believe it! Then how am I going to make you believe that I deleted the video? If I don’t, you’ll never believe me. And, I don’t f*cking care if idiots like you believe it or not, because, well, I won’t delete it.”
Li Shenglong was speechless, he really didn’t dare to believe it.
Li Tiezhu tasted the tea, huge bitterness, a grin: “The video I will keep forever, one day I see you guys are not happy, just throw it on the Internet.”
Li Shenglong: “We will change it!”
Li Tiezhu: “In fact, I had thought of letting each of you write an 800-word review, and then do the reformed PPT, keep doing it and keep changing it, change it until I am satisfied. Then I thought, it’s quite tedious, you guys make me sick, I don’t want to communicate with you for a moment.”
Lee Seung-ryong: “Err ……”
Li Tiezhu walked away without looking back, “Go and plant pike trees.”
When Li Tiezhu walked away, Li Tian Mu frowned and cursed, “Dad, this calf is soft and hard! What should we do? Be held by him for the rest of his life?”
Li Shenglong said, “People have already been merciful, go, plant pike trees ……”
“What is a pike tree?”
“I don’t know, go back and ask someone!”
“What does it mean?”
“Are you stupid? It’s to make us clean up our act and start over …… sh*t!”
Li Tiezhu quickly returned to the mushroom house, greeted everyone, and Peng Peng went to boil water to prepare to soak his feet. He Ling knew that Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu had something to say and took her sister outside to feed the dog.
Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi sat opposite each other, and in the ashtray on the table, there were seven or eight cigarette butts.
Huang Sanshi lit another one, then pushed the cigarette case and lighter in front of Li Tiezhu, and did not say anything, took a hard drag on the cigarette.
Li Tiezhu also took out a cigarette and lit it.
Huang Sanshi took back the cigarette case, “They’re gone?”
Li Tiezhu nodded.
Huang Sanshi then stopped talking and followed with a nod.
Li Tiezhu suddenly said, “It’s quite pitiful to look at, but, on the contrary, it’s hateful.”
Huang Sanshi didn’t know about the “cursing” video, and thought Li Tiezhu was talking about Li Shenglong bullying him, saying, “Do you think everyone in the circle is as naive as you? You are the alternative, they and we are the norm.”
Li Tiezhu knew that Huang Sanshi misunderstood and didn’t explain, “So, I could have become smarter, but I refused.”
Huang Sanshi frowned: “You can still control this? Ha! You’re quite uncomfortable with me calling them here, aren’t you?”
Li Tiezhu flicked his cigarette ash, “Huh? No, he’s your teacher, it’s normal for you to do that, you’ve always been quite nice. Besides, I think if I lose, you’ll help me too.”
Huang Sanshi: “Won’t.”
Li Tiezhu: “Huh?”
Huang Sanshi laughed: “If you fall down, I might step on you, and a lot of people will step on you anyway.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh! Thank you for telling me this, it seems I’m still too young, I’ll be more careful in the future.”
“You don’t hate me?”
“No! I know most people have positives and negatives, and, at that time, when I was eliminated from The Voice, you still let me appear on the show and brought Shao Shao to come to the scene to support me, so how could I hate you?”
“You are only remembering favours and not grudges.”
“I’ve avenged all my grudges! What’s the point of remembering?”
“You f*cking ……”
“Teacher Huang, the South China Sea isn’t good for smoking, it’s bitter.”
Huang Sanshi ignored Li Tiezhu and shouted towards the outside: “Teacher He, I was wrong. Li Tiezhu is still a mushroom house!”
He Ling: “What’s wrong?”
Huang San Shi: “Because he’s really stupid!”
Because of Li Tiezhu’s open-mindedness, the low pressure in the mushroom house instantly disappeared and returned to a normal atmosphere.
Huang Sanshi also couldn’t help but sigh, in fact, if you are a friend, Li Tiezhu’s kind is the best, he won’t backstab you, and he won’t alienate you because of misunderstanding.
“Hey? Tie Zhu, I heard that you are going to make a new programme?”
“How do you know?”
“You’ve been laying the groundwork in advance with the school leaders, saying that you’re going to be on leave at the end of the school year, so I can’t know? Not four ha?”
“Oh yeah! It’s not Four Ha, their schedule is too problematic, I guess it has to be the end of the year. My studio, together with Penguin, is preparing to make an original variety show.”
“Yeah? Which one?”
“An outdoor programme, I don’t know the details yet, we’ll invite you to be a guest then.”
“Don’t me, how about all of us from the Mushroom House come to support you?”
“How about this? I’ll come for the Mushroom House finale, after the finale the time should be almost just right for you guys to come to the first instalment of my new show.”
“This is good, this is good!”
“You you do the cooking.”
“Hmm? What show? Cooking too?”
“Heh heh heh heh …… confidential! The conditions might be a bit tougher than the mushroom house though.”
“Tougher than this mushroom house? How else is there going to be cooking?”
The two of them regained their closeness and chatted about Li Tiezhu’s new variety show.
Everyone knew that Li Tiezhu’s performance on variety shows was more reliable than singing and acting, and that the roadies were extremely good. Basically, when Li Tiezhu was on a variety show, the current ratings were higher than the other guests, and he was fully deserving of being the main curator for such a performance.
However, Infinite Challenge and Mushroom House don’t have Li Tiezhu’s portion, and even the four ha that rubbed it in, was delayed. So, in this situation again, Zhang Xiaomeng was ready to create a variety show of his own for Li Tiezhu, and couldn’t afford to play guerrilla anymore.
The night was already deep, and everyone began to take a bath and …… do maintenance.
Teacher Huang and Teacher He smeared strange skin care products, Peng Yu Chang and her sister both put on face masks, just Li Tiezhu had a plain face.
Li Tiezhu finally finished the bath, lying on the bed with Song Zhu’er video, finished with Leng Ba video, can not be thicker than the other well. Of course, in fact, Li Tiezhu heart has always been biased, everyone is clear.
Soon, Peng Peng and He teacher prepared five enamel water basins …… to soak feet.
Five people to sit there, do not dare to foot, too damn hot! Peng Yu Chang this is almost to each basin poured a pot of boiling water ah!
He Ling said to Peng Peng: “Stinky! Have you started applying the mask?”
Pang Yu Chang: “Being a sophisticated BOY.”
Li Tiezhu said in the Zhongnan dialect he learnt from filming Soldier’s Assault: “Exquisite my arse! Boo eh a six! What are you doing, is this water scalding a pig to death?”
Peng Yuchang said in Xichuan: “I didn’t know it was scalding.”
His sister followed up, “I think you have a brain in your head. Don’t you know how to reach out and try it? I’ve burnt my skin.”
He Ling’s Xiangnan dialect: “#%￥@#&*……”
A group of people: ？？？？
Huang Sanshi laughs so hard he almost falls over, “What did you say, Teacher He?”
He Ling switched to Xiangpu: “I’m asking Tiezhu, why don’t you put on a mask?”
Li Tie Zhu learnt Chicken’s face and said, “What’s going on? Why do you need to put on a mask? I’m so handsome, do I need to put on a mask? Idiot!”
He Ling suddenly laughed: “You learnt it really well, the last time I ran into Clip sh*t Crawler, he said you were his idol, at that time, Chicken Bro was the same expression you just had, laughed me to death.”
Pop-up:
“Caught off guard by a wave of dialect.”
“Can!”
“6666666 ……”
“It’s still Sando’s south-central dialect that’s the most grounded.”
“Just finished watching the latest episode of Xu Sanduo and was watching this show, laughing my arse off.”
“Sister’s Sichuan dialect is not bad either.”
“Xiangnanese is toxic, totally unintelligible.”
“It’s a different language over there, they don’t even understand their own people.”
“I’m afraid Pumbaa’s in love!”
“Li Tiezhu is still in love, why don’t people dress up?”
“Li Tiezhu belongs to the type that is useless even if he dresses it.”
“Right! I think Li Tiezhu is giving up on the treatment, plus Song Zhu’er doesn’t mind.”
“Leng Ba doesn’t mind either.”
“Are the ones upstairs devils? People have all disproved the rumours.”
“I believe it anyway.”
“Where’s Yi Xing? Why isn’t it here yet?”
As the five people comfortably ironed their feet, Li Tiezhu suddenly stared at Peng Yu Chang: “Brother! This mask of yours is not right!”
Pang Yu Chang: “What’s wrong?”
Li Tiezhu: “I’ve seen Zhu’er put it on, I’m afraid this isn’t the layer of paper on top of you that hasn’t been torn off, right? You see the sister’s is different.”
Zhang Zifeng reached out to touch Pang Pang’s mask: “I thought he this is what new it …… yo! Sure enough, it didn’t tear!”
Saying this, Zhang Zifeng tore the paper off for him.
Peng Peng laughed awkwardly, “Hahahahahaha ……”
He Ling: “Dressing a lonely!”
Huang Sanshi: “Soaking my feet is too comfortable, too comfortable.”
Li Tiezhu: “You all soak every issue, don’t care who comes, all collectively soak your feet to open a foot soaking conference.”
Everyone agreed, and a new tradition for the mushroom house was born.