Pop-ups:
“Is the foot soaking convention okay?”
“Is that a decision? It’s too hasty, isn’t it?”
“Permaculture Mushroom House.”
“I like to soak my feet too, it’s super comfortable.”
Mushroom house several people soaked their feet and went to bed, Li Tiezhu was the most outrageous, fell into bed and slept, Pang Pang was stunned.
The scene shifted, the next morning, seven o’clock.
“Ah! Let the storm come harder ……”
Noise from outside, not much.
After another hour, Huang Sanshi dressed and got up, came out to see that Li Tiezhu was squatting in the kitchen doorway eating omelette noodles, a large pot, the storm inhaled.
Li Tiezhu wiped his mouth, “Teacher Huang wants to eat? I’ll cook it for you.”
Huang Sanshi waved his hand, “No, I’ll run five kilometres first, with me? I’ll wait for you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, I’ve already run.”
Huang Sanshi: “Didn’t you practice morning gong just now? When did you get up?”
“Six o’clock.”
“That’s good! Well, I’m off for a run.”
Huang Sanshi ran away, soon, Pangpeng put on his duck-tongued hat and also chased out, Li Tiezhu finished eating noodles and drinking soup, saw his sister get up, cooked her a small bowl of noodles, then practised military boxing in the courtyard.
My sister ate the noodles and said, “Brother Tiezhu, why are you leaving? Is it because I came to squeeze you out?”
Li Tiezhu: “I was a substitute last season, I wasn’t resident in the first place, so don’t think nonsense. Besides, I’m going to be on my own show this year, so come and play then.”
“Oh! Okay.”
When Huang Sanshi and Pang Pang finished the first lap, Li Tiezhu finished boxing and followed.
In an instant, Li Tiezhu rushed to the front, bringing Pang Yu Chang’s rhythm a bit chaotic.
Huang San Shi: “Don’t run so fast, Tie Zhu is a variable speed runner, ordinary people can’t keep up. You just run at your own pace.”
Then, when Huang Sanshi finished running, Li Tiezhu was already cleaning the chicken coop.
Huang San Shi said to Pang Pang, “The last kilometre is great, it’s all about the punch!”
Peng Yu Chang: “Huh? Is it? I can’t even breathe …… that guy ran ten kilometres and came back first and …… went to work again.”
Huang Sanshi: “Don’t compare with him, can you run like a donkey?”
Pop-up:
“Personal attack, ha!”
“Li Tiezhu is the donkey of the mushroom house! Die laughing.”
“It feels like Pumbaa’s face is running white.”
“Bloodless face hahahaha ……”
“It’s proven that running doesn’t make you thin.”
“Dog is really tired as a dog.”
“The progress bar can’t hold up, where’s Yi Xing?”
“Where’s Yi Xing?”
After resting for a while, it was almost noon, Huang Sanshi prepared to cook and asked Pang Pang to collect eggs.
Huang San Shi: “Let’s see how many eggs there are?”
Li Tiezhu said from the side: “Five.”
“Have you seen them? Why don’t you pick them out?”
“In case you need a camera? The cameraman wouldn’t film when I cleaned the chicken coop, saying he was afraid there would be spectators at dinner.”
“Hi! Pumbaa, pick out all the eggs.”
Huang San Shi smiled.
Pang Pang and his sister then went to the chicken coop together.
Li Tiezhu said, “Pick up four and keep one.”
Pang Pang: “Why?”
Li Tiezhu: “Leave one for the chickens to continue to give birth to tomorrow, for fear that the chickens won’t be able to find it in a different place or step on it.”
PangPeng: “Really?”
Li Tiezhu: “Of course it’s true, if you don’t leave one tomorrow it may be gone, don’t you know some chickens even peck their own eggs to eat?”
Sister: “But, five eggs we take away four, they don’t know?”
Li Tiezhu spread his hands: “Chickens haven’t read any books, where can they count!”
Sister: “Ah? Ah ……”
After retrieving the eggs, Pang Pang started to build a fire for the small stove again, instead, Li Tiezhu was idle.
Pumbaa crashes into the window.
His sister said thoughtfully, “Why don’t you close it, so you don’t bump it again.”
Pumbaa: “No, no one would bump in the same place twice.”
Huang San Shi: “There are such people.”
He Ling: “It’s too early to say, Tie Zhu sanctioned him!”
Pumbaa panics: “Hey hey ……”
Li Tiezhu understood, holding Peng Yu Chang from behind took his head to rub the window, not heavy.
After being released, Peng Yuchang decisively closed the window: “Can it still be like this?”
Huang Sanshi: “You have to be thankful that Tiezhu was holding you to hit the window, not ripping it off and smashing it on your head. He could do it!”
Li Tiezhu pointed at the wooden window, “Just like this, one hand will do!”
Huang Sanshi said, “What I’m most afraid of is like now, when the meal is just about to be ready, a group of people come.”
The scene shifted to the boat, Yi Xing was carrying a box and a bag, sitting alone on the boat, and improvising a dance.
The pop-ups could be happy.
“Finally waiting for you, Yi Xing!”
“Easy Star Easy Star ……”
“The little sheep is here! Watch out for Li Tiezhu.”
“Yi Xing rubbing Li Tie Zhu another song!”
“Ah ah ah ah ……”
“How come it’s almost over?”
“Big baby came ah.”
“This Yi Xing ah, born a bully, crikey, ruthless!”
“Why does your pop-up have a voice?”
Soon, Yi Xing carried the box to the outside of the mushroom house, and when he heard the sound of chickens crowing from afar, he tensed up and shouted, “Master! Master!”
Huang San Shi laughed, “Yi Xing! The meal is here.”
Teacher He excitedly pounced out, overflowing with happiness.
“Good day Teacher He! Teacher He is good! Teacher He dyed his hair?”
Yi Xing shook Pang Pang’s hand, hugged He Ling again, nodded in greeting towards Zhang Zifeng, and then bowed to Huang Sanshi who walked out of the kitchen, “Master!”
Huang Sanshi also walked out joyfully, spoiling him with a, “Eh!”
Finally Yi Xing and Li Tiezhu hugged, “Tiezhu, back strong again?”
Li Tiezhu: “Not bad, why are you thinner?”
Yi Xing: “Thinner is better for dancing.”
“No wonder, I fall every time I dance, so it’s because I’m not thin enough.”
“No, that’s simply uncoordinated movement on your part.”
“Erm ……”
In fact, the gap could be seen from Yi Xing’s performance, it wasn’t that he wasn’t familiar with Pang Pang and Zhang Zifeng, but that they both had the lowest curiosity. Yi Xing also didn’t play big names and was never very polite, but subconsciously he would still greet or talk more to the ones with the biggest curiosity first.
Yi Xing proudly carried the bag, “This is the gift I brought for you.”
He Ling: “What is it?”
Yi Xing: “Five catties of beef.”
Huang Sanshi is all happy: “Raw is it? Haha ……”
Then, the screen played about Yi Xing saying that the mention was audio and blending through the checkpoints.
Pop-up screen:
“Moe blending through the checkpoint! So cute!”
“The little fox is out.”
“Huang San Shi: This is my disciple!”
“Five catties of beef this is huge.”
“It would have been even more perfect if this instalment was Yi Xing and Tie Zhu together.”
“Love Pumbaa and sister too.”
“It’s best if Li Tiezhu stays too!”
“Yi Xing can cheat now, not bad ……”
Then, Huang Sanshi joyfully commanded Yi Xing to place the bag containing the beef outside the kitchen door, “Set it aside outside, set it aside here.”
Li Tiezhu picked up, “Put it here so the director’s team can see it, Xixi must have a sore face now.”
On the director’s side, director Wang Zhengyu covered his face, and producer Xixi had three words on her head: careless.
Next, Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu are busy with lunch in the kitchen, while He Ling takes Yi Xing to visit the little animals in the mushroom house, and Yi Xing is frightened by the coloured lights and chickens.
Huang Sanshi smiled and asked Li Tiezhu, “Do you have a way to get Yi Xing to get the eggs?”
Li Tie Zhu: “Yes, there are many ways.”
“Such as?”
“Like tying him up.”
The instalment ended before the meal was even served.
Naturally, the viewers didn’t get a kick out of it:
“That’s it?”
“That’s too little baby!”
“See you next Friday.”
“See you next issue Easy Star.”
“Li Tiezhu is leaving, they’ve all started packing.”
“Can’t bear to part with Brother Serious.”
“Tiezhu is really too good for Mushroom House, we shouldn’t let him go.”
“Let him go! Soldier Assault is more important.”
“Yes! I’ll see you next week for Mushroom House, and tomorrow night for Hsu-San-Do.”
“Li Tiezhu has a really good sense of variety ……”
And the live recording continued. The Mushroom House item was all recorded together over three days and two nights, cut into two broadcasts.
Huang Sanshi made hand rolled noodles, Li Tiezhu fried sliced pork with fungus and shredded beef with green peppers, and finally, Huang Sanshi got a few yards, and at noon it was fried noodles again.
The “family” of six people, crowded in the kitchen at a small wooden table to eat, is also a little miserable.
He Ling: “Teacher Huang, it’s better to put up a pergola, or else when there are more people later, they won’t be able to sit down for dinner.”
Huang Sanshi: “I won’t put it up, if I say I won’t put it up, I won’t put it up!”
He Ling: “Take advantage of the donkey, not while Tiezhu is still alive, let him use his residual heat.”
Huang Sanshi asked Li Tiezhu: “What time to go?”
Li Tiezhu hugged a big pot and ate noodles: “Four thirty.”
Huang San Shi: “That’s fine! The four of us, me, Teacher He, Yi Xing, and my sister, will go plant trees, and you and Pang Pang will make a wooden bed. There’ll be people coming later, and the beds definitely won’t be enough.”
Li Tiezhu: “Good.”
“Can you do wood work?”
“Yes.”
“It’s good to have Tie Zhu, he can do everything.”
“To tell you the truth, the donkeys in the production team don’t know as much as I do.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
After eating the fried noodles, the Mushroom House crowd took a short break, and when Pumbaa and her sister washed the dishes, they started working again.
Huang Sanshi and the others drove the tractor to plant trees, leaving only Li Tiezhu and Peng Yu Chang in the courtyard.
Peng Yu Chang: “Brother Zhu! What do we need to do with the wooden bed? Should we search it?”
Li Tiezhu turned around and went into the carpentry room next to the kitchen, “A bed is such a simple piece of furniture, this still needs to be searched?”
The carpentry room was piled up with a lot of wood, seemingly cluttered but actually resourceful, there were wooden strips, wooden boards, and logs. And the tools were ridiculously complete, even a large chainsaw was there, hand-pulled saws, planers, and the like, not to mention.
Pang Peng found a few boxes of nails and said, “Tiezhu, there are nails here, I brought them all over.”
Li Tiezhu was picking wood with a tape measure, and looked puzzled: “What do you need nails for?”
“To make a bed!”
“Make a bed out of wood, what are you doing with nails?”
“Nail the wood!”
“Take away take away …… Are you looking down on me?”
“What?”
“Do you know what the harshest thing to say to a carpenter is?”
“No.”
“It’s ‘nail carpenter,’ which means you can’t make anything without nails.”
“How can you fix it without nails?”
“Mortise and tenon construction, you don’t even know that? Come on, move this with the logs.”
“Huh? Oh ……”
Li Tiezhu also moved the timber, in a short while, four bowl-thick logs and seven or eight strips of wood were placed on the open space, Li Tiezhu was going to start the show operation.