Li Richen wanted to say that this time it was because Zhen Kai didn’t come to the show, but when he thought about it, there were originally more people on his side, and he lost, so he didn’t have the face to mention it again.
Moreover, Baby Yang was also very upset that these guys were too unruly, as he felt that being reunited by the guests in a few minutes made the Flying Brothers group lose face. Which of those previous guests weren’t disciplined? Moreover, the first few rounds of matches had not won a single game, and it was really, infuriating.
But there was no way, the other party was behind Penguin, and the programme director had deliberately indulged them in this issue.
Anyway, the programme ended.
Although some of the guests were upset about the process and the outcome, the viewers had a great time watching it because they’ve seen too many “Fly Away” routines, and this time, when there were suddenly these four livestock, how could they not be happy?
Moreover, everyone noticed that 315 Four Iron first sanctioned Infinite Challenge and then Fly Away, both of which are national variety shows!
Which programme will be the next to suffer?
Is there a next one?
There is.
It’s the mushroom house.
In a sense, the only domestic reality variety shows currently at the top of their game are Infinite Challenge, Fly Away and Mushroom House, and Hahahahaha, despite its good word of mouth the year before, is still a long way off.
Therefore, Li Tiezhu they will inevitably come to this programme to advertise, after all,…… are their own people!
Teacher Huang, that is the leader of our Nortel.
Even if there is no friendship on weekdays, but also have to help a hand, not to mention that we are usually quite good relations, and, Li Tiezhu also played in the mushroom house.
4th July, noon.
Yi Xing, who was PK cooking with the cooking machine, suddenly asked, “Master! Today is the last instalment, why haven’t the guests come yet?”
Huang San Shi sneered, “Why are you asking? Fry your dishes.”
Yi Xing said in a serious manner, “I’m worried that if they arrive right after I’ve finished cooking, there won’t be enough food!”
Huang San Shi said, “Don’t worry, the guests coming today don’t need our hospitality.”
Yi Xing: “Eh?”
His sister was shocked, “Don’t they eat?”
He Ling knew who the guests were and acted, “Teacher Huang, the guests in the last instalment, are they bringing their own dry food?”
Peng Yu Chang was outside building a cooker, “It could also be robbing a warehouse! Li Tiezhu could do it.”
This was the last instalment of Mushroom House, and before that, everyone knew that Li Tiezhu had long been confirmed to come to the last instalment. And, as a Mushroom House elder, Peng Yu Chang knew even more that Li Tiezhu was going to come to be the little frog, which was a reserved programme in every issue of Mushroom House.
He Ling laughed out loud, “That shouldn’t be so bad, right? The warehouse is guarded now.”
Pop-up:
“Don’t talk too much!”
This time, Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei, Li Zhixuan, and Song Zhu’er came towards the mushroom house, each of them carrying strange things in their hands in addition to their suitcases.
Li Tiezhu was carrying a large iron pot and a kitchen knife.
Wang Xiaokai was carrying a large fan of mutton that looked to weigh about ten pounds.
Wu Lei piled a bunch of various vegetables on the box and dragged it forward with difficulty.
Li Zhixuan was physically strong and carried a huge eight-century table on his shoulder.
Song Zuer was more relaxed, holding a chopping board.
Late in the show, the crew gave the five-man hoard a straight pause, typing in a row of large letters:
What the hell is this?
Kirby ……
Rewind, ten minutes ago.
Li Tiezhu took the lead and jumped off the boat, reached out to pull Song Zuer and said, “Peach Blossom Garden has arrived! Next everyone should listen to the command, organised and disciplined, can not let the people of their programme look down on …… us this period of the task is?”
The remaining four shouted, “Borrow something!”
Pause!
Programme credits:
Li Tiezhu is going to record a brand new variety show, “Oh Exempt Primitive”, but its conditions are exceptionally tough, with no furniture or shelter initially, so, in the spirit of humanitarianism, “Mushroom House” has licensed them to come and borrow some of the necessary tools for survival.
The director stopped Li Tiezhu and his party and said, “Borrowing things is fine! But there are two conditions.”
Li Tiezhu: “Speak.”
Wang Zhengyu smiled cheaply, “Firstly, the opening credits of your programme must appear with the slogan ‘Special thanks to The Mushroom House for their great support of this programme’!”
Li Tiezhu didn’t think twice: “Yes.”
Wang Zhengyu: “Second, each of you can only borrow one item, and you can only borrow items from the Mushroom House after completing each person’s task.”
Li Tiezhu: “Alright! You said it.”
Then, the four of them started to discuss what to borrow, and Li Tiezhu’s opinion was that apart from knives, the most important thing was woodworking tools. After all, the new programme had no house or furniture, it had to be done by themselves.
Then, Wang Zhengyu started to come up with questions:
“Li Tiezhu must make Yi Xing actively want to go on Oh Exempt Primitive.”
“Wang Xiaokai made Peng Yuchang call you brother.”
“Wu Lei has to add his sister’s WeChat.”
“Li Zhixuan wants Mr Huang to fry a dish for you alone.”
“Song Zhu’er! It’s simple, no wrestling this period.”
Song Zhu’er looked scared and pale, this …… is too difficult, right?
Li Tiezhu also covered his face.
Wang Xiaokai said: ”What is so difficult about this? Class president cheers! You’re so good at fighting, how can you walk and fall? Just don’t do dangerous moves.”
Li Zhixuan: “Have you seen Mushroom House? Class president is a slag, no coordination whatsoever.”
Song Zhu’er also said seriously, “Comrades! I’m counting on you guys, I’m trying not to fall …… Hiya ……”
Crowd: “……”
Song Zhu’er’s feet slipped, and she fell on the river.
After she was helped up by Li Tiezhu, she laughed: “Ai hei hei …… Lao Zi and this programme are compatible! Don’t say it, set off! Blood wash the mushroom house!”
The momentum is still quite sufficient, after all, I Song Zhu’er from shameless.
The dirty clothes of Song Zhu’er, then led the 315 four iron, hugely killed to the mushroom house, and then, was stopped by the gate inspection personnel to check their luggage.
The other four people have been checked, Song Zhu’er refused to accept the inspection, said, “I am a girl, underwear and panties are also you can check?”
The inspector was embarrassed, “But I’m afraid you’re bringing food in.”
Song Zhu’er: “I swear I didn’t bring any food, but if I did bring something edible, you can just confiscate it!”
The inspector had no choice but to let them in.
Then, the five people turned a corner and walked towards the legendary five-double rice warehouse, and the warehouse keeper was shocked to see Li Tiezhu.
“What are you guys doing?”
Li Tiezhu: “Just visiting, what’s wrong?”
Wang Xiaokai: “Can’t you be curious?”
Wu Lei: “Don’t be so petty!”
Li Zhixuan: “I’m not robbing you.”
Administrator: “No! No way! I have to call the director. Hey hey?”
Li Tiezhu instantly snatched away the administrator’s mobile phone, and Li Zhixuan backhanded the administrator and dragged him into the warehouse.
Administrator: “You guys are breaking the rules!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Cut the crap! We only take the necessities of life! Foul play? I’m not a guest of ‘Mushroom House’, I’m a guest of ‘Oh Open Primitive’! Why should I follow your rules? Besides, primitive people don’t know how to follow rules. Be good!”
That’s right, this episode was the finale of Mushroom House, and it was also a co-produced episode with Oh Open Primitive.
Double win!
Mushroom House doesn’t spend any money on guests, and Oh Kwan’s side comes to Mushroom House to borrow some production tools, so we can’t open with a pair of hands, can we?
At this point, the show was paused once again late in the show to put in the credits:
This issue for the “Mushroom House” and “Oh open primitive” co-production, so, Li Tiezhu five people can not enter the mushroom house, and clothing, food, housing and transport self-reliance.
Over here, Wang Xiaokai said, “This iron pot looks quite destined.”
Li Tiezhu: “Take it if it’s meant to be! Meeting each other in a sea of people is fate.”
Over there, Wu Lei said, “This fan of mutton looks so cute.”
Li Tiezhu: “If it’s cute, take it with you, of course you need to show more shots of such cute meat, it’s a pity to hide it in the warehouse.”
On the other side, Li Zhixuan said, “Cutting boards are needed, right? The chopping knife is definitely missing.”
Li Tiezhu: “Yeah! Bring it with you.”
On the other side, Song Zhu’er took a few plastic bags and frantically filled them with veggies, lifting them up and grimacing, “Hey hey hey …… since I took the mutton, let’s make mutton soup ah! Vegetables I have all prepared! Cabbage, radish, lettuce tips, millet chilli, coriander, bean sprouts.”
“Go!”
Li Tiezhu waved his hand and led the way towards the mushroom house.
Leaving the lost warehouse keeper trembling in fear: “This is f*cking primitive! It’s too barbaric ……”
This sentence was not a line, but a feeling, so it was kept by the programme team.
Li Tiezhu is quite pleased, I Xu Sanduo under the hands of these “soldiers”, or quite able to fight “hard battle”, from the five stripes to the Flying Bar, never dilute the pendulum belt!
Unfortunately, it is a pity not and a few of them to participate in the “Oh exempt primitive”, because it is the first season, the resident guests to control the number and …… price, lest lose money.
It is this sanctioned plan to participate in these three variety arts, Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei are friendly sponsorship, in fact, they are privately on the variety arts, get the notice fee will be much higher.
This is the simple student age of the base love it!
In the mushroom house, Huang San Shi was telling jokes, “They won’t come to eat our stuff! This is a joint programme, Li Tiezhu brought people to have a picnic, no money, no food, no tools, hahaha! They have to borrow everything from us, doesn’t it feel great?”
He Ling clapped her hands, “Is this the reason why Teacher Huang agreed to do a co-branded show? That’s so bad!”
Huang San Shi: “What else? He fed me more than twenty pounds in the last instalment, so I can’t get my revenge?”
Peng Yu Chang said quietly, “I guess it’s up in the air! Master, my brother Zhu is the man who stands at the top of the food chain, he eats everything except Master Bei ……”
Huang Sanshi: “Hey! A clever woman can’t cook without rice, unless he can rob the warehouse, otherwise, no no no …… f*ck!”
Couldn’t help but burst out, because, Teacher Huang saw the group of five who were walking in great numbers, and what they were holding in their hands.
“Hello Teacher Huang! Hello Teacher He!”
“Borrow your precious land for a moment.”
“Brother Yixing, Brother Pumbaa, sister, want some peaches?”
“The director said we can use this half empty yard.”
“What’s wrong with you guys? Want some mutton?”
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