Also, want some lamb?
Nonsense!
Peng Yu Chang’s mouth was watering, his sister’s eyes were glowing, Yi Xing was slightly reserved, but the dish he had just fried in his hand didn’t smell good anymore.
The old two are still relatively stable, quite a bit of not bending over for five buckets of rice.
Huang Sanshi: “Eating mutton on a hot day? Isn’t it hot? This stuff catches fire.”
He Ling: “That’s right! You should eat vegetarian in summer.”
However, today’s weather isn’t hot, it rained heavily in Xiangnan yesterday, today is cloudy, and the temperature is less than thirty degrees, which is still quite suitable.
In fact, it was only a few minutes past eleven now, but the mushroom house had already started cooking, just because after Li Tiezhu left, none of these people had the habit of eating breakfast.
Of course, also because no one to do breakfast, just drink some thin rice ah what, carry hungry only have a ghost.
Therefore, the lunch in the mushroom house usually starts very early, but it is not very sumptuous, because one lazy, two poor, three perfunctory.
Li Tiezhu said, “The programme team said, oh exempt team can use your yard and water. It can also be exchanged with you guys.”
Huang Sanshi sneered, “The yard is at your disposal, sleeping in the pergola at night is no problem, the problem is, we don’t want to exchange with you.”
This was a bit of a tit for tat, and Huang San Shi knew the most about variety effects.
Li Tiezhu turned to look at the director, “Then …… can we rob it?”
Pop-up:
“Excellent!”
“This is brainwashed by five bars, isn’t it? Tie Zhu!”
“Nah! Primitive people have no morals.”
“Two groups of people cooking separately, this is interesting!”
“The first time a mushroom house has been so unwelcoming to its guests.”
“Fun.”
The director covered his face, “No way. This is not Infinite Challenge ……”
Director Wang Jung Woo is the one who came out of Five Stripes and used to be the right hand man of Infinite Challenge director Yim Min come to think of it.
Li Tiezhu endured: “Good! We’ll see.”
Huang Sanshi: “I won’t even let you guys in the kitchen, so what if you have ingredients? Eat raw?”
He Ling: “This …… is too much, isn’t it? It’s a brother programme after all.”
Huang San Shi: “It’s because it’s a brother programme that we have to be strict! The conditions in Oh Exempt Primitive are exceptionally tough, a hundred times tougher than Mushroom House, and we need to hone their spirit of hard work and endurance from now on! Even if it’s a refining for you guys, you’re welcome.”
He Ling: “Ah? Teacher Huang, you’re …… so Weiguangzheng ah!”
Huang San Shi: “That’s right! These five are barely considered my students, of course I have to think about them.”
He Ling: “Pfft ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Then it’s not negotiable?”
Huang Sanshi: “There’s no discussion.”
Li Tiezhu: “Good! Bamboo, open the equipment!”
Equipment???
Only to see, Song Zhu’er silently opened her suitcase, put forward a small package of clothes wrapped tightly in plastic bags, and then, the rest of the space is loaded with …… generation of cement and a brick knife.
The so-called brick knife, in fact, is used to pick cement to build a wall, in addition, it can also cut off the bricks, is one of the gods of the construction site.
He Ling, Yi Xing, and Peng Yuchang laughed madly on the spot.
Sister Zhang Zifeng was dumbfounded and frozen.
Huang Sanshi: “I …… am not! Song Zhu’er, you’re a little beauty, and the box is dragging half a bag of cement? What do you think? Doesn’t the programme team check?”
Song Zhu’er said in a serious manner, “Tie Zhu told me to drag it. Inspection? But I refused by saying that I had private items, and the programme team said that as long as I don’t bring food, it’s fine. Cement, I don’t think you can eat it, right?”
Huang San Shi was speechless.
The director’s team on the side, also didn’t dare to let out a single fart, oh exempt programme team looks quite tart ah!
The pop-up screen:
“Iron head wa never let me down ah!”
“Too top!”
“It would be perfect if Oh Exempt Primitive had Song Zhu’er.”
“Love Jung Yeonji!”
“Two boys and two girls is best, I hope Song Joo Er participates.”
“Tie Zhu doesn’t want Bamboo Er to go and suffer, right?”
Li Tiezhu once again stood out and said to Huang Sanshi, “Teacher Huang! Let’s play a game with five people on one side of our two parties, shall we?”
Huang San Shi: “Who’s playing games with you? You want tools, right? I’ll know if you’re sh*tting or pissing when your arse is up, I’m telling you, no way!”
He Ling: “Teacher Huang is right on the money!”
Li Tiezhu laughed: “If you don’t play the game, then you can only rob it.”
Huang Sanshi: “Do you think this is Infinite Challenge?”
First of all, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi were the leaders of their respective teams and were the most suitable people to talk to.
Secondly, Huang Sanshi and Yi Xing are still recording “Infinite Challenge” this year, only the number of issues they participated in is only seven or eight, and they just learnt that the five strips have been bloodily abused by Li Tiezhu’s group, so of course they have to sanction it, how can they condone it?
Li Tie Zhu calmly said: ”Teacher! This instalment is a co-production of Mushroom House and Oh Exempt Primitive, so the rules are not just Mushroom House’s rules! You abide by the rules of Mushroom House, and we abide by the rules of Oh Exempt, hehehe ……”
This was also true, with 12 million invested in this instalment, Oh Exempt Primitive had put up 4.8 million, which was generous enough! The Mushroom House side only contributed less than two million, the rest was money from the sponsors.
Moreover, the guests of the show don’t have any notice fee, it’s free to help out.
So, the Mushroom House crew really can’t ask Li Tiezhu and others to follow the rules of Mushroom House. Nor is it a question of who is higher or lower, the key is to …… have fun.
Huang Sanshi is a bit unsettled, primitive people ah! That is not civilised and immoral, a little afraid.
He Ling, who is good at reading people, relieved the situation and said, “Teacher Huang, seeing that they are so miserable, let them be spared for once, anyway, it is borrowed and will not be taken away.”
Huang San Shi found a step down: “Alright! Cheap you guys, that is, Teacher He has a soft heart, come on, Tie Zhu, I’m with you, rock paper scissors …… cloth!”
Li Tiezhu came out with the hammer and won.
Huang Sanshi wiped his face, “OK! Tiezhu you won, go to that tool you want.”
Li Tiezhu very honestly ran into the kitchen and held a very, very large bundle of firewood out and put it in the yard.
Huang Sanshi: “You’re …… overdoing it ah! Didn’t you say return it after using it?”
Li Tiezhu calmly said, “Ash, we don’t take it away.”
Huang Sanshi: “……”
He Ling: “Alright! It’s not easy for them, it’s similar to having a picnic.”
Next, the others continued to play against each other.
He Ling won against Wang Xiaokai, Yi Xing won against Wu Lei, Peng Yu Chang lost to Li Zhixuan, and his sister lost to Tie Tou Wa.
At Li Tiezhu’s behest, Li Zhixuan took out a seasoning box with all kinds of seasonings, while Song Zhu’er took out a large soup spoon.
Huang Sanshi said, “Let them cook, let’s move the table to the courtyard and eat for them!”
So, five people on this side of the mushroom house sat in the pergola, four dishes and one soup, which was a rare abundance, and the five people ate quite joyfully.
Li Tiezhu asked Li Zhixuan and Wu Lei to go to the river to pick up pebbles and come back, he personally made the cement and started to build the earthen stove, and asked Wang Xiaokai to go and cut down a few bamboos and come back to make bamboo bowls, chimneys and bamboo chopsticks, which were used as firewood in the meantime, while Song Zhu’er was in charge of washing the dishes.
They only had one kitchen knife, but it was of good quality, and it was surprisingly sharp for chopping bamboo.
Soon, the earth stove in the courtyard built a good, Li Tiezhu fire, the brick knife of the strip side of red pierce the column of the section, make a not long chimney, earth stove completely finished.
Iron pot so a rack, cut down the fat on the mutton to the pot a put, nuisance sound!
Over there, eating the meal Peng Yu Chang could not help but let out a gasp: “Wow, so powerful, this is done?”
My sister couldn’t help but say, “It smells so good!”
Huang Sanshi said, “They don’t have onion, ginger and garlic! Can’t avoid the fishy flavour of mutton, wait and see. They shouldn’t have chosen lamb.”
Yi Xing, who could cook, also said, “Indeed! They should have taken ginger and garlic, but it’s a pity they took a spoon, using bamboo as a spoon for stir-frying is fine!”
Li Tiezhu sliced the mutton into thin slices while saying to Wang Xiaokai: “There is a walnut tree behind the mushroom house, it’s a summer walnut, it’s almost ripe, go get me three walnuts.”
Wang Xiaokai: “Where?”
“That! See? The green one with the fruit.”
“Aren’t walnuts brown?”
“Dummy bag! Peel back the skin and inside is the walnut.”
“Oh! I know.”
On this side, Huang San Shi, who didn’t dare to eat more, put down his chopsticks and said, “Heh! You’re prepared for this, aren’t you? Looks like you didn’t take the onion, ginger and garlic because you’ve been thinking about it for a long time, right?”
Li Tiezhu said while frying the mutton oil, “There’s no way around it, we have limited space to choose.”
Huang Sanshi said, “Viewers, I want to watch Oh Exempt Primitive, I want to see how Li Tiezhu is going to live with two guests in the extreme lack of tools! Tsk tsk ……”
He Ling said, “What’s wrong? Why have you suddenly started to praise Li Tiezhu? Aren’t we enemies?”
Huang Sanshi said, “Walnuts can top onion, ginger and garlic! Especially when cooking mutton, putting two or three walnuts can avoid the fishy flavour and is more reliable than onion and ginger. Tie Zhu isn’t smart, but he’s full of life skills!”
Li Tiezhu also no nonsense, this sheep is quite fat, refined oil a big bamboo bowl of oil.
Oil dregs all in the bamboo bowl of Songzhu Er, she is squatting on the ground to take a strip of oil dregs dipped in salt to eat it, eat a thief, the younger sister Zhang Zifeng are lured over, the two girls together to eat sheep oil dregs, the picture is very coordinated.
When Wang Xiaokai took back three green walnuts, Li Tiezhu peeled the skin and took out the walnuts inside, smashing the spare.
First of all, Li Tiezhu began to use mutton oil to fry the cut pieces of mutton, and add the peeled walnut kernel one, after frying, add water, simmer and add two green walnuts that only opened the seam.
After the water boiled, the soup was snow white and the aroma filled the air, but it was still not appetising enough.
Huang Sanshi said, “At this point you need small onions to be added in to boost the flavour.”
He Ling: “We have small onions in the ground, but we won’t give them to you, eh! It’s just for fun.”
Li Tiezhu silently got up and left.
Wang Xiaokai focused on burning the fire and said, “Tiezhu always has a way!”
Sure enough, Li Tiezhu took a section of the road he came from before, pulled a few wild onions from the side of the road, came back and washed them, half of them pulled a knot and put them in the pot, and the other half chopped them up and prepared them to be used as a dipping sauce.
Huang Sanshi was happy and shook his head with a smile.
Li Tiezhu said: “Wild onions, more fragrant than your small onions, right?”
Huang Sanshi: “How did you find it?”
Li Tiezhu: “I saw it on the way here!”
Soo!
It’s really tawdry.
The most reliable of the current internet-wide speculations is that Li Tiezhu’s new show, Oh Exempt Primitive, is a tool-less, resource-less version of Mushroom House, and it sure looks like it now.
Especially after everyone has seen Li Tiezhu’s many tawdry manoeuvres, they’re looking forward to it even more.