The kind-hearted Zhang Zifeng said, “That’s not too good, is it? They look so pathetic with that show, and we’re giving them a tool they can’t use ……”
He Ling said, “Hahaha! I actually started out thinking not of a hand-ground coffee machine, but a range hood.”
Huang Sanshi said, “They don’t have electricity, otherwise, the range hood might still be somewhat useful.”
The pop-up spat:
“Teacher He is so bad!”
“There’s not really anyone who thinks a hand-ground coffee machine is useless, is there?”
“This thing has great use, really.”
“You can grind other things besides coffee beans.”
“Looking forward to Li Tiezhu punching He Ling in the face.”
“Sister is so kind!”
The recording of the programme continued, this time Li Tiezhu and the others didn’t make another mess, and honestly finished planting the trees, they were replanting this time, replanting the trees that died and were blown down by the wind before.
Tree planting boys to okay, aside from the onlookers Song Zhu’er has fallen all over the mud, face is also mud, like a small cat.
Wu Lei was confused: ”Class president! Are you trying to take credit from us? Obviously you didn’t do anything!”
Song Zhu’er: “I’m allergic to this programme, just get used to it.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Then don’t change your clothes until the night, you didn’t bring as many clothes as you did the first two times in order to load cement.”
Song Zhu’er: “Oh.”
Three hours later everyone returned to the mushroom house, then went to the warehouse to exchange items again. This time everyone learnt the hard way, they all exchanged for food, anyway, it’s the last instalment, it’s not cost effective to exchange for anything else, it’s even less cost effective to store it, and all deposits are cleared for the next season.
In the evening, it was a sumptuous dinner, which could be said to be the most extravagant one in the Mushroom House this season.
Li Tiezhu’s creations: mutton soup, back to the pot, steamed pork, vinegared cabbage
Huang Sanshi’s creations: crab race, stewed mushrooms with chickens, moo shu pork, seaweed and egg flower soup
Yi Xing’s Creations: Stir-fried Pork with Chilli, Stir-fried Beef Blanc Leaf with White Chilli
With nine dishes and one soup, the table in the mushroom house couldn’t even fit, and a wooden plank was built.
Everyone ate happily, but they were all put away because, in the evening, there was the Mushroom House Hidden Kill Banquet – Little Frog.
After eating and washing the dishes, everyone in the room to do the game, Li Tiezhu this time to lose very badly, was popping brain boom popped to the forehead purple. Although Li Tiezhu and others said at the beginning that they came to compete with the Mushroom House, but it is impossible to build their own house to sleep ah, it is natural to live in the Mushroom House.
Finally, the content of the programme was almost recorded.
At ten o’clock, He Ling stood up and said: ”Director, is it okay? Let’s go, catch the little frogs!”
Huang San Shi: “Peng Zai, get on the props!”
So Pang Pang took out a series of tools and distributed them to the crowd, and the rippling frog-catching campaign was launched with a bang.
This time, Song Zhu’er and Zhang Zifeng did not go along, but stayed at home and waited.
Song Zhu’er because of the experience of the first two times, the crowd unanimously decided to let her not to go to make trouble, she went out at night, not to fall ten or eight can not come back.
Zhang Zifeng was afraid of catching small frogs, she felt that eating them was excessive.
So, when Song Zhu’er finished her bath and walked out in her Kumamoto Bear pyjamas, Zhang Zifeng said, “Sister Zhu’er, aren’t little frogs protected animals?”
Song Zhu’er rubbed her hair, “Frogs belong to the third level of protected animals, catching wild frogs is an offence, catching more than 20 frogs can be convicted of illegal hunting.”
Zhang Zifeng was dumbfounded, “Ah? Ah? How do you know so well?”
Song Zhu’er said: “I go online to check ah, the year before last to eat small frogs I checked, wild illegal, artificial breeding will not, and, they eight people to catch, as long as to catch less than one hundred and sixty, per capita less than twenty, should be able to avoid the risk.”
Zhang Zifeng: “What if they catch too many? Release them?”
Song Zhu’er’s serious face, “No! Just eat it, after all, …… destroy the body and die without evidence.”
Zhang Zifeng: “But …… they are so innocent! Eaten for no reason.”
Song Zhu’er said, “How can they be innocent? Don’t they scream when you guys sleep at night? Is it true that the hotter the weather the louder they scream? The less you can sleep?”
Zhang Zifeng: “That’s why I brought earmuffs.”
Song Zhu’er: “But do your neighbours have earmuffs? It is intolerable for the residents of these rural areas to be disturbed by their noise all summer long. Look at the neighbours, the old and the young, they are doing the most exhausting physical work, and they can’t rest well at night, how can they bear it? Therefore, we have the responsibility to give our neighbours a quiet summer! Tranquil summer with fresh frogs on the plate ……”
The first said still righteous, said, she sang, is occasionally heard Li Tiezhu hummed two lines, she did not know what song, Tiezhu has a lot of new songs that have not been written.
Zhang Zifeng shook his head to the beat and froze: “No, no! These frogs are pest eaters and can protect the rice.”
Song Zhu’er said, “The rice seeds nowadays can already protect against pests, don’t you know? There is no need for so many frogs. And, frogs not only eat pests, but also beneficial insects; they are at best considered to have made up for their mistakes. Besides, the rice will soon be harvested, their workload is over, and it’s time for them to fulfil their last duty.”
“What duty?”
“The duty of being food.”
“Erm …… That’s pretty environmentally unfriendly, isn’t it?”
“Environmentally friendly is a false proposition, let me put it to you this way, your farting is considered to be polluting the environment by emitting toxic gases, and you are partly responsible for global warming.”
“Sis, what kind of logic is that? Don’t animals have rights? Why should they be eaten?”
“Then take off your clothes and run around naked every day, I’m from the Plant Protection Society and I suspect you’re violating the right to life of cotton!”
“Erm ……”
In terms of making things up, no one would dare to be first if Song Zhu’er thought second.
Zhang Zifeng’s two eyes were blank, clearly confused by what was said.
Song Zhu’er pursued the attack: “Moreover, artificial breeding animals are not life? Why are they inferior to wild animals? Whether they are born in a circle or in the mountains is not something they can choose. Black lives are expensive! So let’s make a real contribution to equal rights for both captive-bred and wild animals. As long as we all eat, they are equal.”
Zhang Zifeng: “Ah! This ……”
“Are you looking down on captive-bred animals?”
“No!”
“Have you ever humbled yourself after eating the carcasses of so many bred animals in your life? Ever felt guilty?”
“I ……”
“I’m going to give you a chance today to prove with real action that you don’t discriminate against domesticated animals.”
“I’m afraid to eat frogs.”
Zhang Zifeng had already messed up and showed a pitiful expression, she didn’t even dare to eat bullfrogs.
Song Zhu’er smiled disdainfully, little wimp!
H runs over to rub against Zhang Zifeng.
Song Zhu’er couldn’t help but lick his saliva: “I go, this guy has fattened up a big circle again this year! Smash it ……”
H’s tail was pinned and he whimpered as he ran away with a murderous aura!
More than a child, the frog catching brigade returned, the harvest was not too much.
Because, they ran into three frog catching teams, two teams were villagers, and one team was shameless programme staff, and they heard that it was Wang Zhengyu and Xixi who were also craving for small frogs.
This time, they only got six pounds, and pounded out only about three pounds, which was considered the least in the three seasons of Mushroom House.
When Li Tiezhu and Pang Pang killed the small frogs, Zhang Zifeng was so scared that he hid in the house and didn’t dare to come out, but Song Zhu’er plucked up the courage to kill two of them.
Huang Sanshi prepares the side dishes in the kitchen.
Just as Li Tiezhu prepares to fry the small frogs, Wang Zhengyu and Xixi arrive carrying a dozen pounds of small frogs, and the crowd in the mushroom house looks stunned.
Huang San Shi: “No, where did you guys get so many small frogs?”
Wang Zhengyu smiled contemptuously, “Otherwise, how do you think those two frog catching teams came? Of course it’s the local villagers we invited, and tonight our programme team is also having a big meal and drinking beer! So what, borrow your kitchen and condiments for a while.”
Huang San Shi: “Heh heh heh …… not borrowing!”
Of course the programme team has a kitchen, but it’s hard to handle so many frogs without kimchi and a wood stove, and most of all they’re not very good at it.
Xixi says, “Why?”
Huang San Shi said, “Oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar don’t cost anything? The firewood isn’t split by people? Even pots still have depreciation charges.”
Xixi: “What do you mean?”
Huang Sanshi: “It has to be increased.”
Cissy: “……”
Wang Zhengyu: “One catty of small frogs.”
Huang Sanshi: “Three jin. One bite price! No rebuttals accepted.”
Wang Zhengyu: “Yes!”
After the deal was made, they asked Li Tiezhu and Peng Peng to kill the small frogs for them, and in the end, Li Tiezhu made the mushroom house’s ready, a pot of diving frogs, and a big plate of fried small frogs with pickled peppers.
Then, Li Tiezhu went to eat the small frogs with everyone.
Wang Zhengyu: “No, Tiezhu, we haven’t fried ours yet. If we know how to fry it, what are we looking for you for?”
Li Tiezhu said, “You guys are borrowing the kitchen not the cook.”
Wang Zhengyu: “Name a price.”
Li Tiezhu smiled calmly: “The programme tomorrow will give me a water release, and the iron pots, choppers, and chopping boards that we grabbed from the warehouse, you have to let me take them away.”
Wang Zhengyu: “Yes.”
So, Li Tiezhu joyfully got them another pot of hot pot small frogs, in addition to a large plate of fried.
When Li Tiezhu went into the house and continued to eat the small frogs, he saw Zhang Zifeng’s eyes red as if he had cried, and couldn’t help but ask: “Sister, what’s wrong?”
Zhang Zifeng sniffled, shook her head, clamped a piece of small frog and put it into her mouth with her eyes closed, revealing a crying and smiling expression, “It’s so delicious! Well …… I don’t dare to eat the little frog …… blah blah blah ……”
This night, everyone froze and drank until two o’clock before going to bed, and the director’s side was even later.
The next day, the programme recording continued.
After lunch, everyone drank coffee and chatted as the show came to an end with the last segment – borrowing something.
Li Tiezhu now got a hoe, scornful knife, axe, saw, and five eggs.
He Ling took the hand-ground coffee machine and handed it to Li Tiezhu: “This is the reward for your work yesterday, a hand-ground coffee machine, please smile!”
Huang Sanshi, Yi Xing and Peng Peng were all laughing, and Zhang Zifeng felt that this parent was a bit humiliated.
Li Tiezhu, however, was very excited to take it and thanked him repeatedly, “Thank you, Teacher He! Thank you Mushroom House! With this magic tool, I can make tofu in Oh Exempt Primitive! Soya milk, soya bean flower, soya bean skin, dried soya beans, tofu milk …… Wow!”
He Ling: “Huh????”