Yixing were shocked, “Can you make tofu in a coffee machine?”
Zhang Zifeng also looked curious.
Pang Pang said, “Coffee machines can grind beans, ah, grind them out to make tofu.”
After three years of experience in the mushroom house, Pang Yu Chang now knew a lot.
Huang Sanshi said, “Grinding is possible, the coffee machine is a miniature version of a stone mill, however, this thing grinds very slowly! I originally thought that you would just take it and grind a chilli noodle or something.”
Li Tiezhu said, “I can improve it, it will be more efficient, when you guys come, I’ll treat you to some soya bean flowers.”
He Ling said to Huang Sanshi, “Did I send the wrong thing?”
Before Huang Sanshi could say anything, Wang Xiaokai couldn’t help himself, “Teacher He, you’re giving Li Tiezhu some golden fingers! These tools he borrowed are all primary tools, you’re good, you directly gave an industrial product! Hey ……”
Wu Lei also said, “That’s right! Look at how happy Li Tiezhu is, his mouth is cracking with laughter.”
He Ling said strangely, “Aren’t you guys a team? Why do you guys have this look on your faces when I gave him something nice?”
Li Zhixuan said, “The three of us are the planners, we are the ones responsible for making things difficult for Li Tiezhu, and when you do this, you make it difficult for us! The difficulty has skyrocketed.”
He Ling patted himself on the head, “Careless! Careless ……”
Huang Sanshi was most interested in the usage of the coffee machine and asked, “Tiezhu, besides making tofu, what else can you do with it?”
Li Tiezhu blurted out, “Noodles, steamed buns, rice noodles, sweet potato vermicelli …… can all be ah!”
Huang Sanshi laughed, “But you know what? It takes ten minutes to grind a person’s coffee.”
Li Tiezhu: “I know, didn’t I use it last year? It’s not even a matter.”
After Li Tiezhu got the magic hand-ground coffee machine, director Wang Zhengyu came to honour last night’s promise.
Wang Zhengyu said, “Li Tiezhu robbed an iron pot, a chopper and a chopping board at the Wudoumi Warehouse, and it’s logical that the show is going to take them back, but in the spirit of humanitarianism, we’ve decided to give you a chance to take them away.”
Li Tiezhu: “Thank you!”
“Don’t thank me too soon, you need to answer three questions to confirm whether you can take them away.”
“Ah? There are still conditions?”
“Mushroom houses never get something for nothing! So, please prepare to answer the question.”
“I laboured ah, last night ……”
“Please listen to the question!”
Wang Zhengyu didn’t give Li Tiezhu a chance to plead his case at all.
Li Tiezhu could only shut up, after all, these three tools were important to him.
Wang Zhengyu: “The first question, the iron pot. The eldest uncle went to the second uncle’s house to find the third uncle said that the fourth uncle was tricked by the fifth uncle to go to the sixth uncle’s house to steal the seventh uncle put in the eighth uncle’s cupboard the ninth uncle borrowed the tenth uncle to send the eleventh uncle’s salary of one thousand yuan. May I ask who is the thief and whose money is it?”
Li Tiezhu: “…… so many uncles, grandmother how so able to birth?”
Wang Zhengyu: “Don’t mind this. Countdown one minute, start!”
Li Tiezhu looked at his roommates, but these three were all very ghostly, and suddenly didn’t help Li Tiezhu at this time, because, they felt that Li Tiezhu got too many tools.
Still Song Zhu’er is loyal: “The one who stole the money is the fourth uncle, and if the money, if the salary is paid, it is the eleventh uncle’s, if it is not paid, it is the tenth uncle’s.”
Wang Zhengyu: “Ah …… count you right, the iron pot is for you guys. The second question, chopper. Deer Hani gets on the highway, what will it become?”
Li Tiezhu: “Does he still transform? A bumpy man?”
Song Zhu’er raises her hand, “Highway (deer)!”
Li Tiezhu: “？？？？”
Wang Zhengyu: “Answer correctly, and the chopping board will be given to you as well. Third question, chopping board. May I ask …… what kind of sword is the transparent sword?”
Song Zhu’er scratched her head and thought for a long time, and the time was almost over, “The next sword!”
Wang Zhengyu: “How to curse?”
Song Zhu’er said, “There is no cursing ah, this is my answer, everyone together with me to say ……”
The ten guests present, except for Zhang Zifeng, said in unison, “Down with the sword!”
Wang Zhengyu had a dark face, “Wrong answer, anvil acquisition failed.”
Song Zhu’er: “What is the correct answer?”
Wang Zhengyu smiled smugly, “It’s …… invisible!”
The guests were collectively flabbergasted, then once again spoke in unison, “Down with the sword!”
So far, Li Tiezhu from the mushroom house “borrowed” items: a hoe, a knife, an axe, a saw, a hand-ground coffee machine, an iron pot, a kitchen knife, and five eggs.
It was a good harvest!
After the recording of the 14th episode of “Mushroom House”, the group took a bus back to Xiangnan TV Station, and then ate a banquet together in the evening.
The next day, early on the 6th of July, Song Zhu’er and Wang Xiaokai returned to Kyoto, while Li Tiezhu took a high speed train back to Shudu to meet up with Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao.
The programme team had already waited in Shudu, and when Li Tiezhu arrived, he directly pulled on the car and headed for the mountains.
Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao were sitting in an SUV, all at a loss.
Li Tiezhu: “Where is the programme recorded?”
Zheng Yanzi: “You’re asking me? Wasn’t it made by your studio?”
Lee Tie Zhu: “They didn’t tell me, I thought that you two have been here for two days, did you pry some information out of the shooter’s mouth.”
Qin Tao said: “No, le dog said the mouth is very strict, and so are the people under his hand.”
The car drove for a long time, came to the southwest of Shu Du somewhere deep in the mountains of the town, Li Tiezhu and other people from the car down, have been almost ten o’clock, they only know that this is a Han Qiang mixed town.
Took out his mobile phone to take a look, good guy, five hundred kilometres from Shudu, this is more remote than Li Tiezhu’s hometown.
Then …… eat, bathe, and sleep.
Because everyone is exhausted.
Saturday, 7th July.
In the morning, Li Tiezhu woke up early and ran five kilometres around the town with Zheng Yanzi, came back to wake up Qin Tao, and then …… watched the show staff eat breakfast together.
Yes!
The show started from now on, and the guests of the show were not qualified to eat.
Qin Tao’s hungry stomach rumbled, looking at other people’s sumptuous breakfast, straight drooling, the most disgusting thing is that the director Sun Hei Hei is eating while also giving them the science of the special breakfasts here, all the information looked up on the Internet.
Li Tiezhu said: ”Quickly eat yours! Finish eating and go to the destination so we can eat.”
Qin Tao: “Right! We still have five eggs.”
Li Tiezhu: “These are for hatching chicks, you can’t eat them.”
Qin Tao: “Then what are we going to eat?”
Li Tiezhu: “We’ll talk about it when the time comes.”
Qin Tao’s sad face was really hungry and couldn’t stand it.
Pop-up:
“For Li Tiezhu!”
“For Sharapova of the East.”
“Come for the postpartum brother. ……”
“The programme is a real dog!”
“Really don’t give food, huh?”
“Is this going to force them to become Baymax?”
“So this show is the Chinese version of Wilderness Survival?”
“I’m happy to see Li Tiezhu so miserable.”
This episode was aired six days later, on Friday 13th July at 9pm. The previous plan of first tuning to get three issues before airing was later also overturned because of the special segment of the programme, and was changed to a ready-to-air broadcast.
Soon, the programme team finished breakfast and drove Li Tiezhu’s three people to continue to the mountains, and after driving on the bumpy dirt road for about an hour, they finally arrived at the destination …… near.
Everyone got out of the car and started walking again.
Li Tiezhu carried a hoe, an axe, and held a coffee maker, Zheng Yanzi held a scorn knife and a kitchen knife, Qin Tao stuck a saw on his body and held an iron pot and five eggs in the pot.
It took ten minutes of walking before they finally arrived.
This was a depression in a large mountain, with the mountains on either side having an elevation of nearly two thousand metres, but the absolute height was only a thousand metres out.
The depression was slightly gentle, and not far away, there was a small river five or six metres wide flowing from west to east, and the river was very turbulent. The innermost part of the depression also has a small waterfall, half a mile away from the depression, below the waterfall a small stream less than a metre slowly flows through the depression into the small river.
On both sides of the river, except for the area against the river, which was flat grass and rocky beaches, further up were dense forests, and near the waterfall, there was a bamboo forest.
The morning temperatures here are cooler and everyone needs to wear two layers of clothing.
As the aerial camera explained the environment, Sun Hip said as he ate his ice cream while sitting on a large rock:
“This is the most suitable location that the programme team searched for a month to find, there is no one living in a mile radius here, and there is no farmland, shops, etc. nearby, so it is closer to a primitive state. You will use the tools in your hands and live here for twelve periods, oh, plus today’s period a total of thirteen periods. The programme group will not provide you with anything, including houses, quilts, food, etc., all of which you will need to fend for yourselves, or …… wait for the guests to bring them to you.”
Qin Tao: “There’s really no house? Then where will you guys live?”
Sun Hip said, “We rented two caravans, in addition, there are many tents, in addition, also specially prepared a food truck, but also high a diesel generator, you can get a barbecue to cook a hot pot or something.”
Qin Tao: “Mum (I) sell (love) batch (you).”
Zheng Yanzi also shook her head straight.
When the programme is put here, the screen suddenly pulls away, revealing an empty mountain puddle, with the words, “Oh exempt! Nothing!”
Sound effect: “Ohh Exempt~”
Li Tiezhu asked, “That means the guests are allowed to bring things right?”
Sun Hip licked this ice cream, “Yes! But these things are set by the showrunners and they are randomly selected. Don’t worry, there won’t be anything too good for you guys, it’s more likely that the guests will bring things that you can’t use, and you might go hungry together with the guests.”
Qin Tao: “Speaking of starving, what are we going to eat for breakfast?”
Sun Hip said, “Listen to me finish the rules first ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Listen to a fart! Go, catch fish. I just looked, there are fish in this river.”
Li Tie Zhu took Zheng Yan Zi and Qin Tao and left, completely ignoring Sun Hei Hei.
Sun Hee Hee was not annoyed and took out a small notebook to jot down a sentence, “The entire team disobeyed the director and challenged the authority of the programme team, each person will be deducted five points.”