Chen Chi Chi, who was “recuperating”, heard that Deer Hani had come, and also drilled out of the leaky hut, walked to the small courtyard with his back supported, and said: “Little Deer is coming too? Why didn’t he tell me? Today, our four ha trio gathered, invincible ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Your waist is broken, still invincible?”
He is the best at mentioning which pot is which.
Chen Chi Chi ignored Li Tiezhu, disliked, he squeezed away Qin Tao, grabbed a bamboo stool and sat down, said: “I can watch you guys PiWu, I sit here and wait for Xiao Deer, to see what he got in today’s lucky draw.”
Qin Tao had to be aggrieved to sit on the stone: “You think everyone is as lucky as you?”
Chen Chichi said seriously, “You are prejudiced! This is not luck on my part, this is character.”
Qin Tao: “Then it’s over, if character is inversely proportional to face value, Deer Hani shouldn’t have got anything good.”
Chen Chichu: “What I drew was the most expensive pig ah! A pig!”
Qin Tao: “So you have the best character!”
Chen Chichu: “No! I suspect you’re cursing me.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t doubt it, noi …… Fat Deer is here, Qin Tao go pick it up. It rained heavily two days ago, the road is very slippery.”
Chen Chichu: “What about when I came just now? You guys don’t come to pick me up?”
Li Tiezhu: “You have a big tonnage, it’s not easy for you to fall down, besides, there are still your brothers with you on the same road to protect you.”
Chen Chichu: “I don’t have any blood relationship with Xiao Lu! I’ll sue you for slander if you say anything else!”
Soon, Qin Tao followed Deer Hani back to the courtyard. Just as Zheng Yan Zi also bolted the pig returned, a few people exchanged pleasantries for a while, Deer Hani is most curious about Zheng Yan Zi, pestering Zheng Yan Zi rambled for a long time. He likes sports well, if not for the fact that he has a girlfriend, maybe there will be rumours, the reason why I say maybe. Mainly because Zheng Yeon Zi is a few centimetres taller than him, and also strong, more than Liu Zhuangshi Zhuangshi, not Dengjie.
After exchanging pleasantries, Chen Chi-Chi jumped the gun and asked, “Silly elk, what did you draw in the lottery?”
Deer Hani is not willing to show weakness: “What did you draw?”
Chen Chichichi sneered, “Look! The pig tethered by the woods over there is the one I drew! Compare yourself with me? You’re still too young, of course, we don’t mind you, just tell us straight, what is it?”
Deerhani took the pack off his back, “I can’t compare with you then, I draw all the little things ……”
Saying that, he opened his backpack and took out a bag.
Cumin, anise, cumin, pepper, dry chilli, allspice, ginger, garlic, rock sugar, and a box of thirteen spices, a bottle of bean paste and …… three bags of salt.
This was packed in a box with a note: The Complete Spice Book.
Deer Hani is a bit ashamed, from his knowledge, these things, seems to be in the “primitive society” Li Tiezhu and others, are not very useful.
Then, he was Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and the current disabled person Chen Chizhi pounced on the ground.
“Good job!”
“Well done ……”
“I love you Deer, Muah~”
Li Tiezhu they are now the most lacking in addition to food is seasoning, now well, Chen Chichi sent fresh pork, Deer Hani brought a full set of seasoning, sausages have.
But how to kill the pig?
Li Tiezhu this period of the “leg injury” has been healed, let the others do the work, he himself took the scorn knife to the waterfall, along the cliffs along a period of time, and finally found a patch of bamboo forest.
Bamboo is the bamboo inside the most slender but the hardest existence, he cut a breath of ten bamboo, not shaving branches, directly carried back to the small courtyard.
At this time, the waist injury Chen Chi Chi is very shameless, the house of the bamboo bed dragged out, lying in the yard to watch everyone work, but also in the chatter:
“Hey? Why don’t we give this courtyard a name? Mushroom house is called Mushroom house, we call this wild boar house?”
Deerhani helped row the bamboo, rusty but diligent, and said, “Will you shut up? Play with your phone.”
Qintao: “But I also think we should have a name.”
Zheng Yan Zi used the back of her axe and smashed a pebble to smithereens with power, saying, “How about we call it Purple Bamboo House!”
An oddly odd name.
Qin Tao looked at the crushed pebbles on the ground and didn’t dare to say anything.
Chen Chichi looked at the firm biceps exposed under Zheng Yanzi’s T-shirt and smiled bitterly, ”I think you have a point, let’s call it Purple Bamboo House! Zheng Yan Zi’s little bamboo building! Well, it’s very poetic.”
Straight Deer Ha Ni: “Which is poetic? Ha! Yeon violet takes the name of a waste, huh huh huh ……”
Zheng Yan Zi is not an ordinary showbiz star, one does not do anything, two steps forward, on both hands grabbed Deer Ha Ni’s face, a fierce rub, the foundation are rubbed down: “Look at you, a face of high-tech, on a show are not sincere ……”
Deer Ha Ni stupid: “I do not just put on a make-up? Which is high-tech? Those Netroots are the ones with a face of high technology, all of them are high technology!”
Zheng Yan Zi: “All over? I’ll tell Guan Shuang Shuang that you’ve studied the bodies of netizens!”
Deer Hani: “Huh?”
Chen Chi-Chi was lying on her back on the bamboo bed laughing and giggling, but of course, it was the bamboo bed that made the slightly perverted sound.
Pop-up:
“Ming people don’t say dark words, I like that young lady!”
“Jung Yeon Zi really dares to say it!”
“The programme team doesn’t even delete this?”
“It’s philosophy! Black holes can swallow life and create life!”
“I suspect you’re driving.”
“That place that has long since fallen into disrepair is still the place of my heart. That’s destiny, isn’t it!”
“Even if the beaten water keeps leaking, I’ll fight to plug the gap until I get tired and vomit. –Da Yu ruling the water.”
“Upstairs is so dirty!”
“You think there’s only one way through, others have actually passed three.”
“Crap!”
“This is a master ……”
“Sorry, I’m new to this show, do I just laugh? Or do I have to go through some kind of procedure?”
Li Tiezhu came back carrying the bamboos and saw the four people in the courtyard laughing, he couldn’t help but wonder, “What’s wrong? Did Qin Tao pole dance again?”
Deer Hani: “Again? Hahaha ……”
Fat Deer and Chan Chi Chi high-fived and laughed, the kind that doesn’t show the slightest bit of mercy, and Jung Yeon Zi also erupted in laughter.
Qin Tao, however, is deadly shameless, a fling of the non-existent shawl-length hair, and jumped up, shapely body, jumping and jumping, leaning over to use Li Tiezhu as a steel pipe, and then, was Li Tiezhu kicked over.
Li Tiezhu took a scornful knife and peeled a sharp spotted bamboo and said: ”You can kill the pig! Seize the time, kill the pig in the morning, and build the house in the afternoon, or you won’t have a place to stay at night!”
The section of killing the pig, the programme gave a skimming over, not many shots appeared, and most of them were mosaiced.
The scene is very grisly and bloody, much more horrible than normal pig killing.
Normal rural pig killing, generally to get a front low back high stone platform, but here there are no conditions, the pig directly pressed on the slope, anyway, the pig is not big, more than eighty pounds, lighter than a person.
Pig blood is also directly abandoned, because there is no basin.
The black pig squealed miserably, but Li Tiezhu did not have a soft hand, because there is no professional pig killer knife, so the process of killing the pig is a bit dragged. Firstly, he used a kitchen knife to cut the pig’s throat, then he used an axe to split the bones of the pig’s throat area, and only finally did he use a sharpened strip of zebra bamboo to poke in and poke through the pig’s heart.
Green is not easy, but after all …… this is not a warm and fuzzy mushroom house, this is the cruel Oh Exempt Primitive.
The killing of the pig is skipped, but there is quite a bit of footage behind it.
Blowing up, shaving the pig’s hair, opening the sides (cutting it in half), removing the entrails, and dividing the meat ……
Although this black pig wasn’t big, it was always much bigger than the small pig that Li Tiezhu had killed in the mushroom house, so it wasn’t too difficult a job at all.
The meat was quickly broken down.
The little green that was alive and kicking at the beginning had now turned into a brightly coloured piece of food.
Chen Chi-Chi didn’t move at all, lying on the bed and playing the game, saying, “Sausage! I want to eat sausages!”
Deer Hani: “Where are the sausages?”
Chen Chi-Chi said, “Tie Zhu promised me!”
Li Tiezhu could only nod his head, “Just wait, you can eat it at night.”
The next thing became easier, the hand-ground coffee machine given by the Mushroom House came in handy, it was handed over to the game-playing Chen Chi-Chi, and Li Tiezhu asked him to grind the various spices and put them into the finished bamboo bowl.
Chen Chi-Chi: “What are you doing? I play games! This time I Xu Chu, out of a top meat suit! And I’m a disabled person ……”
Li Tiezhu snatched the mobile phone, hold down ready to get up to grab the mobile phone Chen Chi Chi: “Sorry, you are now disabled it, than my last period is worse, you disabled is waist!”
So, Chen Chichu can only grind spice, eyeballing Li Tiezhu this rubbish to play his hero as 1-13.
“No peppercorns ah! No peppercorns no soul!”
Chen Chichi was also intellectually online in order to snatch back his mobile phone.
Li Tiezhu then returned the mobile phone to Chen Chichi: “There are wild peppercorns on the mountain, I’ll go pick them.”
Li Tiezhu not only picked back the wild green peppercorns, but also picked a ball of chicken fir with a good growth!
Chicken fir, in nature, is a symbiotic fungus with termites, which is only found in the forests of southern provinces and cities such as Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan.
It has thick, plump flesh, fine white threads, and a sweet, crispy flavour. There are a lot of ways to eat the fir, whether fried, deep-fried, pickled, pan-fried, mixed, braised, roasted, stewed, steamed or made soup, the taste is very fresh, for the fungus in the top.
So, when they saw Li Tiezhu pick up the chicken fir, a group of people are high, which can be much more delicious than pork.
Zheng Yan Zi hand to wash chicken fir, Li Tiezhu will green pepper in the pot to dry, thrown to Chen Chichi grinding, and then, began to cut pork, ready to make sausage. Meanwhile, Qin Tao was washing the small intestine of the pig and preparing to make sausages, while Deer Hani was squatting by the river under Qin Tao’s guidance, washing all kinds of pig offal.
This meal at noon today, no need to doubt, it must be a big meal.
Li Tiezhu: “Doing what? Shooter.”
Hip Sun laughed, “Good thing! The programme team will never provide you with any supplies, but the guests can, and so can the sponsors. No, we just negotiated ten more sponsors, and they sponsored something.”
Li Tiezhu was overjoyed, “What are they all?”
Sun Hip read to the card, “Overlord Kitchen and Bath provides a bathroom, Sheep Sheep Sheep provides four blankets, Angel Lighting provides twenty pairs of candles, Lo Pan Electric provides a kettle to boil water, White Pagoda Porcelain provides a set of tableware for four people, Golden Fish Dragon provides five catties of soybeans, COFCO provides three catties of rice, Dao Yun Kitchen Ware provides two chopping boards, and Sun Shan Fishing Tackle provides a set of fishing tools. ”
Li Tiezhu: “Why so much all of a sudden?”
Lying on the bamboo bed, Chen Chi-Chi ground the chilli noodles and said, “There must be conditions, right? And the conditions are harsh! Haha! I knew it! Any directing team is perverted!”