Only to see that the director beckoned, and a group of staff members walked over carrying bamboo poles. The bamboo poles were about a metre high, with a twenty centimetre square card with a picture of the corresponding item and a name written on it.
Sun Hip drew a line on the ground outside the courtyard, the staff took a tape measure and measured the distance to insert the bamboo poles, the closest to the line was the chopping board, five metres away, then every metre a bamboo pole was inserted, respectively, blankets, candles, cutlery, soya beans, paddy rice, fishing tackle, cutlery, kettles and toilets.
The bathroom was a full fourteen metres away from the start line, and it was sticking into the river.
Next, the staff brought in five balls, which were, from largest to smallest, a basketball, a football, a shot put, a tennis ball and a table tennis ball.
Sun Hip Hop: “Each of you choose a ball, and each of you will have three chances to smash whichever card you hit to get the corresponding item.”
Li Tiezhu: “I damn well look at you like a ball. I want to rip your head off and kick it as a ball, one kick at a time.”
Sun Hip Hop plopped down on the ground, “Come on!”
Deer Ha Ni obediently raised his trouser leg: “I’ll take this free kick.”
Said began to run.
Sun Hip Hip startled, popped up and said, “Or forget it, my head looks irregular, afraid of affecting the accuracy, so what, you each choose the ball.”
In the courtyard, lying on the bamboo bed, Chen Chichu: “Do the disabled also have to choose? Is this programme so unfriendly?”
Sun Hip-Hip: “Oh, right! Teacher Chen Chi-Chi has a back injury this period, so he can only throw the ball lying down, otherwise it’s counted as invalid.”
Qin Tao: “This is too harsh, isn’t it?”
Zheng Yanzi said, “If I had a racket, I could hit all the tennis balls, but there’s no racket.”
“Lift me over! I want basketball, throw it until the programme team doubts life!”
Chen Chi-Chi put down her mobile phone and called out.
The three of them, Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and Deer Hani, carried him out with his bed and handed him a basketball.
Chen Chichichi hugged the ball, “Say! What do want?”
Li Tiezhu: “If you have the conditions, of course, get a bathroom.”
Chen Chichih: “Do you think I can throw it that far while lying on my back?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Then you just watch and get it.”
Chen Chichichu builds up his strength, throws the ball, and his posture is not right, so none of them hit, and the second and third times are still useless, and he didn’t even get the nearest one.
After throwing, Chen Chi Chi laughed awkwardly, “Hahaha …… I can throw it out even if it’s not bad, it’s called being physically disabled.”
Deer Ha Ni said: “I see you are brain disabled body firm, you can not lie on your back to throw? That may also be accurate.”
Chen Chi Chi: “Well, I am tired, lift me back to rest.”
No one paid any attention to him.
Deer Ha Ni was next to appear, he chose the football, assisted the run, and kicked a low ball, which was not well aimed because the bamboo pole was not a straight line.
Snap!
Bingo! Five pounds of soya beans.
A few people got high and celebrated with high fives.
The second time they missed, Deerhawnee said, “Director’s team, the ball you provided doesn’t work, it’s a bit floaty.”
Sun Hip Thunk dropped a lead ball on the ground, “Then I’ll get you a new one that doesn’t float.”
Deer Ha Ni: “Is it that hard?”
Chen Chieh Chu: “Deer, kick! How about the show rewarding a villa if you hit the kick?”
Deer Ha Ni: “Roll! Rewarding a neighbourhood won’t do.”
Li Tiezhu picked up the lead balloon: “Ooh! This is too heavy, isn’t it?”
Zheng Yanzi said, “A man’s lead balloon is fourteen and a half catties, how far can you throw it?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Don’t throw it, I’ll take the lead ball! Use it to smash things.”
Deer Hani kicked it again and got the tackle.
Next was Qin Tao, who chose table tennis, after all, the tennis ball should definitely be left to Zheng Yanzi, and he couldn’t throw the lead ball.
The table tennis ball was even more drifting, it was completely impossible to aim at it, and it was only up to luck.
Qin Tao smashed the ping pong ball on Sun Hei Hei’s face on his first attempt, with an angle of forty-five degrees from the target direction.
Sun Hei Hei rubbed her face, “I suspect you did it on purpose.”
Deer Haney laughed and removed her own hairband and blindfolded Qin Tao, “Taozi, you might as well throw it blindfolded, it might even be accurate.”
Failing for the second time, the third time, the blindfolded Qin Tao, miraculously hit the nearest sign, the anvil two.
The staff took back the smashed bamboo pole.
Chen Chi-Chi’s eyes popped out as she watched, “What the hell? The slut was obviously thrown in the other direction …… hahahaha, nerves!”
Deer Hani also laughed like crazy.
Qin Tao took off his hairband and posed in a we-workers-have-power look, “In the future, please call me Blind Man!”
Li Tiezhu: “Okay Blind Pig.”
Zheng Yanzi: “Okay Blind Pig.”
It’s Li Tie Zhu’s turn, Zheng Yan Zi helped him correct the movement and power way of throwing the lead balloon, after all, the lead balloon is too heavy, the posture is not right is really easy to get hurt.
This is really difficult, now the nearest bamboo pole is also six metres away, and although Li Tiezhu’s body is good, but not professional, the distance of throwing the lead balloon is just ten metres out.
The key, those cards are one metre high from the ground ah.
It’s good to be able to throw to the distance, let alone aiming.
Therefore, Li Tiezhu chose the nearest bamboo pole with spare energy before he had the effort to aim, and both throws were worse.
The third time, Li Tiezhu was lucky and won, gaining four blankets.
By now, no one dared to mention the bathroom, it was really too far away.
Finally, it was Zheng Yanzi’s turn, she threw the tennis ball.
Li Tiezhu: “Are you sure?”
Jung Yeonji: “If I were a baseball player, it would be absolutely fine, but I’m a tennis player, so how can I be sure?”
“Then wait, I’ll make you a racket to try.”
After saying that, Li Tiezhu turned around and ran into the yard.
Zheng Yanzi: “Director! Pause ah.”
Sun Hip Hip doesn’t mind, pause on pause, this condition can really make a tennis racket? What kind of international joke is this?
Deer Ha Ni took Jung Yeon Zi’s tennis ball and tried to throw it a few times, it was difficult.
Not long after Li Tiezhu came back, mysteriously took out the homemade tennis racket from the back: “Dang dang dang dang!”
“Hahahahahaha ower ……”
Chen Chi-Chi fell off the bamboo bed laughing and continued to roll on the ground.
Deer Hani laughed so hard that she squatted on the ground and wiped her tears.
The director’s team also doubled over in laughter, Zheng Yanzi covered her face in laughter, and only Qin Tao had a lifeless expression on his face, wanting to say something.
Just see, Li Tiezhu that bamboo strips pulled a ring shape, the two ends together, but also with a fine bamboo gimlet bundled to make a hand grip handle, this thing is like a countryside children hang up a spider web to catch butterflies and robin’s birds thing. But even more absolute is the net surface, that is a pair of bounced very tight boxer shorts, yellow, there is a Pikachu pattern on it, yes, it is Qin Tao’s boxer shorts.
Pop-ups:
“I people are stupid!”
“Walls don’t even obey you ……”
“Li Tiezhu: my damn hands-on ability.”
“Are the boxers serious?”
“My god, Li Tiezhu is afraid he’s not a fool.”
“Whose underwear? Pikachu!”
“Could it be Serious Brother’s?
Li Tiezhu was smug: “Xiong Er, try to see if it weighs.”
Zheng Yan Zi did not take it and took a step back, “You …… bah! I’m not going to use Qin Tao’s underwear as a racket.”
Qin Tao: “Li Tiezhu you damn …… not right, Xiong Er how do you know this is my not Li Tiezhu?”
Zheng Yan Zi also raw: “His arse is not this big.”
Qin Tao: “……”
Chen Chi-Chi, who had just regained her breath, hugged her head and laughed with Deer Ha Ni again. A French Open champion, playing with an underwear racket?
Li Tiezhu said, “The net is bigger to hit the ball better, take it, take it ……”
“I don’t take it!”
“Take it.”
“Get out!”
“It’s clean, it wasn’t just stripped off, smell it if you don’t believe me?”
“Smell your arse. ……”
“Think about the bathroom, do you want to run a hundred metres to the toilet every time?”
“Erm ……”
“Do you want all the female guests to run 100 metres to the toilet too? We’re in tough conditions, in case of diarrhoea ……”
“Stop it!”
In the end, Zheng Yanzi rolled her eyes and took the delicate tennis racket.
Li Tiezhu: “Xiong Er, you’re the hope of the whole village now! Practise your accuracy first, I’ll pick up the ball for you.”
Zheng Yan Zi waved the yellow panty chipped racket, speechless to the core, but, life goes on ah, come on then.
Hitting a few balls towards the fence of the yard, it was surprisingly good, although the strength of the strike was much weaker than a real racket, but if you get used to it, it’s surprisingly a little bit smoother.
“Good! Let’s make it official!”
Jung Yeonji’s expression got serious and threw the ball up, gently jumping and vigorously swinging the racket.
Boom!
The tennis ball flew out, drawing a beautiful curve.
Snap.
The farthest bathroom card was hit.
“Wow! That’s too accurate, isn’t it?”
“Holy sh*t ……”
“Not bad for a French Open champion!”
“Awesome!”
“Panty racket race high, good job Tie Zhu.”
“This is precision guidance!”
The other four exclaimed, as if they had won the Mark Six lottery.
Jung Yeon Zi remained calm, as if she was standing on the final court, maintaining an exclusive serving rhythm, holding the ball in her left hand, wiping the non-existent sweat on her forehead with the back of her hand, lifting her right and left ear hair behind her ear, glancing at her target, throwing the ball, jumping, and swinging.
Snap.
Boil kettle to hand!
Deerhani: “Hahahaha, Sun Hee-Haw is green in the face. Surprised? Surprised?”
Chan Chi-Chi says, “Research Violet is a walking department stores’.”
Zheng Yan Zi also came to be confident and turned her head to look at Li Tie Zhu, “What else do you want? Tableware?”
Meaning, I’ll play whatever you want, foolproof.
Li Tiezhu also old excited, said: “Tableware has no use, do it yourself. Take the staple food! Rice!”
“OK!”
Jung Yeon-ji hit the ball again and hit the target without any surprise.
Three jin of rice arrived.
A few people got high and excitedly hugged each other and jumped on their feet to celebrate the bumper harvest.
Finally, Qin Tao raised his racket and said, “I don’t want the trousers! Keep this racket, let’s offer it up!”
Zheng Yanzi: “Aren’t you evil?”
Qin Tao said in a serious manner, “No! It is sacred, symbolising our united struggle and sincere cooperation, the racket was made by Tie Zhu, the trousers were worn by me, and the racket was used by you, everyone contributed, how rare!”
Chen Chi Chi watched to see what was going on, “I think Tao Zi said nothing wrong! Offer it up and hang it in the most prominent place in the living room.”
Then, when the director’s team brought the prizes that everyone had won.
All five of them were dumbfounded, their smiles frozen on their faces.