Chen Chi Chi revealed his trademark cheap smile, lying back to the bamboo bed to continue to “recuperate” to go: “Your programme team is the cheapest I’ve ever seen, there is no one …… cheapest on the earth! Sun hee hee, I know why they call you the shooter, because you are always in the arrow!”
Release the arrow this two words, he said very much like a bitch, there is no way, Mr Chen is Hu Jian people.
Then, Chen Chichi also grabbed Deerhani’s hairband and blindfolded himself, he really couldn’t look at it anymore, it was too perverted.
A few other people’s faces are also very bad, especially Deer Hani, all blindfolded.
Qin Tao looked at Sun Hei Hei and praised, “Rilong Bao.”
Li Tiezhu held the card on the bamboo pole from before and couldn’t help but laugh as well, “Hey! You guys see, there is a line of sesame-sized words below the picture of this card, which reads – This picture is for reference only, the product shall prevail in kind! It really is …… too shameless.”
Zheng Yan Zi said, “If I had known, I wouldn’t have typed it so accurately.”
The soya beans were a big pile with vines, and the rice looked like it had just been pulled out of the field.
The staff said, “We have calculated through the mu yield, and the portion of soybeans and rice is only a little more.”
Li Tiezhu: “I thank you!”
The anvil is very showy, just two wooden boards, and even more showy is the fishing tackle, a four-metre-long zebra bamboo and a reel of fishing line two hooks, or separate.
Just the blanket and the kettle were more normal, an industrial product with packaging.
And the most showy is the bathroom, the other side with a trolley delivered the following items: a package of cement, a cart of river sand, a cart of lime, three carts of red bricks, a toilet, four asbestos tiles, three sleepers.
Qin Tao spat, “This is that a prize? It’s simply increased labour!”
Deer Hani: “Everything else is fine, the bathroom one is really excessive, my god! I thought you guys would just send over a portable toilet. Sure enough I thought too much!”
Jung Yeon Zee: “And beans and rice.”
Li Tiezhu, however, said, “Thinking about it from another angle, it’s actually a good thing, the bean poles can be burned, the rice straw can be dried and used to make beds, I can make four or five sets of fishing rods with one roll of fishing line, and most importantly these building materials we can use to repair the house, and from my experience, they gave more building materials.”
Sun Hip Hop was already suffering from meat pain, and at this time, he even said, “No way! These building materials can only be used to repair the bathroom!”
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s to repair the bathroom ah, but your card says the picture is for reference only, then I can only give free play, hey! I’ll fix a bathroom with a bedroom, can’t I? Two rooms and one hall! Hey! My bathroom is different.”
Sun Hip: “……”
Pretending to be dead, Chen Chi-Chi does it up, “This is good! This one is good! Hahaha …… Our bathroom with bedroom. You bite me?”
Not waiting for Sun Hip-Hip to retort, Li Tiezhu kicked him away and said, “We’re going to make a pig-killing dish, so get lost.”
We all work together to move the “supplies” into the yard, and then began to cook, in order to save time, this pig-killing dish is exceptionally simple, boiled pork ribs, one person two or three.
After eating, they continued to work.
Firstly, we put the soya beans in the sun, and then we all jerked the rice with our hands, purely by hand, because there were not many.
The tarpaulin we got in the last issue came in handy, and we cut off two large pieces and spread them in the yard, which was very suitable for drying the grain.
In the yard, the grain was drying, on the fence, there was a strip of pork hanging, and the original hut had been demolished, and we dug an alcove next to it, ready to build a 4×10 metre “big house”.
Qin Tao in and cement and sand, deer Hani in moving bricks, Zheng Yan Zi in to Li Tiezhu pass bricks.
Li Tiezhu used bamboo to make a three-metre-high ladder, and with the bricks used to build the “bathroom”, built eight pillars, more than three metres high. This is the skeleton of the three rooms, this time the front is high and the back is short, so that the water can be drained to the back of the house.
After the next three hours, everyone worked together, using bamboo along the brick columns, built three bamboo houses, thatched roofs, surrounded by bamboo and yellow mud.
After finishing the work, they made a fire in each room to dry it briefly and continued to fight for the last bathroom.
The rest of the cement, but also by Li Tiezhu made a hemispherical groove, said to be used for pounding rice.
When the sun dipped in the west, the house was built and everyone was finally free.
Only Li Tiezhu and Chen Chizhi were still working. Chen Chizhi had been washing the pig’s small intestines for the whole afternoon, fearing that they might not be clean. Li Tiezhu cut the pork into small slices, kneaded it with various spices and salt, and began to make sausages.
Because there are no other side dishes, so the pig’s internal organs, except for the small intestines, all thrown away, because there is no way to deal with it.
Enema is a very simple thing, just fill the meat into the washed small intestines, and then, the difficult problem came.
The next two steps were to tie the sausage into pieces with string and finally to make holes in the sausage with a needle to make it easier to drain the water. But the problem was, they didn’t have a rope or a needle, and the straw rope couldn’t tie the sausages tightly.
Li Tiezhu turned his gaze to Chen Chichu: “Brother! The clothes you brought in your suitcase are all clean, right?”
Chen Chichu: “Well, what’s wrong?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Contribute one piece! I’ll send you a few sausages when the time comes.”
Chen Chichu: “What do you mean?”
So, Li Tiezhu took out a Chen Chichu T-shirt and cut it into finger-width strips of cloth with a knife to use as a rope. Then, Li Tiezhu used the back of an axe and smashed a fish hook flat to use as a needle.
The sausage is finally done, a total of thirty cuts, almost fifteen or sixteen pounds, for more than eighty pounds of pigs, already counted a lot.
Because the pig was small, the sausage was also a little thinner than normal.
The sky is slowly getting dark, Li Tiezhu began to cook, stewed a pot of pig bone soup, threw some wild vegetables and chicken fir, invincibly fresh, and boiled ribs and sausages, very simple, still no staple food.
But everyone ate quite well, because …… the work was too tired.
After eating, the others began to grill the barbecue, this time different from the last time, this time not only with a variety of seasonings, there are pig s trotters can be grilled.
Li Tiezhu is still very busy, busy with the rest of the pork, it is now the height of summer, the weather is too hot, pork is easy to be bad.
Of course it is to make them into bacon.
Li Tiezhu fried a bag of salt in the iron pot, a whole bag, compared to so much meat, what is a bag of salt?
He rubbed the pork, pig’s head and pig’s tail vigorously with these salts, and then poured the rest of the salt in the wok back into the bamboo tube to be used next time. Next, a large amount of soy sauce, a small amount of old soy sauce, and sugar were added to the pot, mixed well, and then the meat was put in to be coated evenly and marinated in the pot.
After doing these things, Li Tiezhu only went to eat barbecue.
When he went to bed at night, Li Tiezhu took the group and moved the pork, sausage, rice, soybean seasoning, etc., into the house.
Deer Hani said, “Why are you moving in? We still have to move out tomorrow.”
Li Tiezhu: “Afraid of being stolen, there are monkeys in the west, and wild boars in the east……. In short, it is possible that the ones who come to steal are not people, right director?”
Sun Hip Hop: “……”
The next day, Li Tiezhu hung the pork that had been cured for a night under the eaves of the house and started a new day. He boiled a rib for dinner, then dried the rice and soya beans in the sun, and then began to weave bamboo mats.
Zheng Yanzi got up early to wash and went to run along the road, Li Tiezhu did not go, the family is poor ah!
It is important to add things first.
After almost two periods of struggle, this “home” has begun to take shape.
The other three are still sleeping soundly, Qin Tao and Chen Chi Chi’s snoring sound, Deer Hani actually also sleep soundly.
Li Tiezhu has been rusty for too long, the speed of bamboo mat weaving is very slow, forty to fifty minutes to weave a two-metre-long and one-metre-two wide bamboo mat. These bamboo mats are not only used for sleeping, but also used to pave the floor and wall, need a lot of bamboo mats, not a period of two can be finished.
Nearly at noon those three woke up, at this time, Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi were already outside pounding rice.
For this reason, Li Tiezhu also specially made up a sieve and a dustpan.
The sun was very hot, and after another half day of sunbathing the rice, although the moisture was not all dried up, it could be husked.
While pounding the rice, Li Tiezhu said: ”Taozi! You take them up the mountain to pick wild vegetables! Let’s make a big meal at noon.”
Chen Chichi sat down on the bamboo stool, “My back is broken, I can’t go.”
Qin Tao could only take Deer Hani with him.
Chen Chi Chi: “Tie Zhu, you’re good at everything! You made the bamboo mat so quickly? You know how to pound rice too?”
Li Tiezhu said, “When I was a child, I occasionally pounded rice myself, why?”
“In this case, you get the fishing rod, I’ll go to the river to fish. I can still contribute to the organisation even if my back is broken!”
“Just got it, you go, can you dig earthworms?”
“Will will will …… How come there is only one fishing rod?”
“The other fishhook made the needle ah, save it for later use.”
“Well, hahaha …… this fishing rod is also exquisite enough, the float is a row of dry reeds, the pendant is a stone. I hope the fish here haven’t seen the world, otherwise it’s not a good trick ……”
Chen Chi Chi limped away with the fishing rod, he was not pretending to have back pain, but he was tired after lying down all day yesterday.
At home, Li Tiezhu pounded rice, with a dustpan and sieve to separate the rice and chaff, chaff is not thrown away, saying that it is to stay in the future to raise chickens, the rice is loaded in the dustpan to take out to continue to sun.
Sunshine grain people, sunshine rice really have not seen, but also can not help, to eat at noon, can only be pounded out in advance, for this reason, but also wasted a lot of broken rice, are mixed in the chaff.
Not long after, Qin Tao back with some wild vegetables and matsutake mushrooms back, back also inserted a branch of green pepper tree branches, above section full of green pepper. Deer Hani is holding some cypress branches, is used to smoke bacon sausage.
Zheng Yan Zi was peeling soybeans, “The harvest is good! Found the wild pepper tree?”
Qin Tao nodded: “There’s a bigger harvest, we didn’t dare to move, we came back to ask Tie Zhu.”
Li Tiezhu: “What harvest?”
Qin Tao said mysteriously, “On a big tree halfway up the mountainside, there is a huge beehive, bigger than a basketball! How about it? Do you want to do a job?”
Li Tiezhu didn’t even think about it, turned around and went into the house, carried out Chen Chi Chi’s box, and pulled out all kinds of clothes: “Good! First get the protection done, come come come …… Taozi, we both wrap three layers each.”
Deer Hani: “Chi Chi brother is not there?”
Zheng Yan Zi: “He went fishing, keep your voices down, don’t let him hear.”