Domestic public opinion is very strange, roughly divided into four kinds, one is to support Li Tiezhu, one is off my hammer, one is Li Tiezhu disgraced to foreign countries, another is to feel that all these are Li Tiezhu team hype out, the latter two kinds of people make the most noise.
In fact, in the United States, after the initial cynics tirade, public opinion has had a huge shift, more people came out in solidarity with Li Tiezhu to condemn those few people in the United States, including Hollywood and NBA stars.
Even the media have been more polite to Li Tiezhu, after all, they can not like Li Tiezhu, but do not dare to support the “slap Asian”.
So, in fact, this matter Li Tiezhu itself dealt with no problem, just some domestic ulterior motives take the opportunity to do things, which is also no way.
The next day afternoon, Li Tiezhu and others set off to go to the TV station to record a programme, is a named “Fat Lun Tonight Show” interview programme, the length is not long, but the influence of this programme is not small.
Host Loren is a chubby middle-aged man, smile quite affinity, meet also use skimpy Chinese to greet Li Tiezhu and others.
After a brief communication, the recording of the programme began.
The audience of less than a hundred people, and there is no discrimination, they are very happy to applaud and welcome the guests from the East.
Loren walked onto the stage with Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzhu and Qin Tao, he sat behind the table where the computer was placed, Zheng Yanzhu, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao sat on the three sofa chairs next to the table in turn.
Zheng Yanzi was closer to the host as she was the translator.
Loren said, “Wow! This is the first time I’ve interviewed three guests at the same time, Zheng I’ve met you a long time ago, of course you haven’t met me, I met you when I went to Xiao Wei’s match, the one where you were beaten to tears.”
There were roars of laughter from the scene.
Jung Yeon Zi shrugged, “In another twenty years, I can beat her all over the place looking for false teeth!”
Because in another twenty years Xiao Wei will be fifty-seven years old.
“Hahaha ……”
The audience laughed.
Loren laughed as well, “I’ll tell her for you, and by the way, Qin, I heard you’re a stand-up comedian? The two of us are peers.”
Qin Tao: “You can sing Taiping lyrics too?”
Loren: “What the hell is that? I heard that in China, it’s usually two people who do stand-up comedy and have to learn from a master?”
Qintao: “Yes.”
“What kind of person is your master?”
“His old man is a person with a great sense of life, sometimes he swallows clouds, sometimes he sips a little, and often takes care of his hair.”
“What skills did he teach you?”
“Smoking and drinking and perming.”
“Erm …… So, Aien Pella Lee, did you know that you are very popular in Rice? I’ve got a statistic here, before you hit, the rate of young people in Rice liking you was 2.3%, after you hit it jumped to 4.1%.”
Decisively changing the subject.
Li Tiezhu: “Are you saying …… that I hit less?”
Loren: “In terms of data, it can be understood that way. What I want to ask is, at that time you were surrounded by four people, why didn’t you choose to call the police?”
Li Tiezhu: “Shouldn’t they be the ones who should call the police?”
Good point!
Loren: “But what if they are armed?”
Li Tiezhu: “Grab the weapons and then fight.”
Loren: “……”
Li Tiezhu: “Keep asking ah! Didn’t you prepare your questions in advance? Heh! Brother de, the show is cold.”
Loren smiled to himself, “I prepared a lot of questions, but your answers caught me off guard! So, let’s ask a few questions from the internet. I hope I don’t offend you.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s fine, I hope I won’t offend them.”
On taking offence, I’m serious.
“Are you still a virgin?”
“Apparently not.”
“Do you really eat animal blood and offal? Why do you eat these unclean things?”
“Because we are excellent cooks.”
“Why don’t you have braids? Er, that’s a question from the internet, not me.”
“As we all know, Chinese men have braids behind their heads, and so do I. However, our braids are only visible to intelligent people. Loren, have you seen my braids?”
“Erm …… next question, do you still have eunuchs in your country?”
“Yes, there are many. The most eunuchs are everywhere in a place called Starting Point.”
“Are you kidding? It’s the twenty-first century.”
“You guys were the ones who joked first.”
Jung Yeonji had to explain a little extra about what it meant to write on the internet and what it meant to be an eunuch.
“Alright! So you know kung fu, do you have internal power? A mysterious energy called chi, which often appears in oriental novels and films and dramas.”
“Yes, I’ve already broken through the YuanYing stage, and white sun ascension is just around the corner, so cherish the me in front of you.”
Zheng Yanzi gave Li Tiezhu a blank look, are you making it more difficult for me?
Loren managed to understand Zheng Yanzi’s translation and couldn’t help but laugh, how does this Ai En Pei La talk nonsense? Not serious at all, didn’t they say that Chinese people are all introverted and shy?
“Then do you know qigong to save people?”
“Yes, usually in two ways, when saving a man he is fully clothed with smoke coming out of his head, when saving a woman she is usually naked, and her cheeks will redden when the luck heals her. It’s all on TV!”
“Do you believe the earth is flat? This was asked by a netizen who believes in the doctrine of the horizon.”
“Yes! I believe whatever you say.”
“Why are you so positionless?”
“I don’t argue with brain dead people.”
“Why? Arguing helps to understand each other. Doesn’t it?”
“You’re right.”
“Erm ……”
“You’re awesome.”
“Why don’t you guys use knives and forks to eat?”
“Because we like to challenge ourselves to high levels, we used to use knives and forks 2,000 years ago, but then we found it more challenging to use two sticks to hold food, like beans and croquettes. Isn’t he cool? So after a few more centuries, we passed on the knife and fork to you.”
“Wow! One last question from a user: do you have to kowtow when you see an official in your country?”
“Of course! You see the roads in China are clean and flat, all made flat by the farts kowtowing. When we build roads, the leader walks in front, followed by hundreds of farts, and the concrete road is all kowtowed out after one trip. BTW, the dude who just said the earth is flat, it’s easy for you to realise your vision, you need a leader and 100 million Chinese people to instantly make the earth flat for you! Trust me.”
“Hahaha …… incredible oriental humour.”
Loren was really unable to hold back his laughter, although he had heard that Li was a ‘host killer’ in China, he didn’t care because he was experienced. But now after seeing Li Tiezhu’s answers, he began to be glad that these questions were asked by netizens and not him.
To be reasonable, these questions were no longer offensive, but prejudice and discrimination, but Li Tiezhu disliked them beautifully.
That’s how the Mi show had no bottom line, they never minded the offence to other cultures. Li Tiezhu also didn’t hide his offence to these stupid grandchildren at all, anyway, the grandchildren don’t know anything, I’ll just say it blindly Jiebao.
Offstage, Odin and a cock-eye are muttering:
“Hey, Camilla, you’ve seen Lee’s Eastern wisdom, right? Even Loren’s no match for him, ha, knocking the earth flat, I like the way he talks and does things. Cool, isn’t it?”
“Sure! It’s even more fascinating to hear him talk up close. He’s simply the legendary Wise Man of the East! I have immense faith in his wisdom and skill, and it’s very practical for Doomsday.”
“You’re very discerning, and from today on we’re Sleepy Dragon and Little Phoenix.”
“What?”
“This is a famous pair of geniuses in the East, as long as you get one of them you can defeat any opponent, and right now, the two of us are a team!”
“Oh! Understood. Thank you for the compliment!”
“No need, I can occasionally see Lee’s aura in your sharp eyes, you can definitely become stronger.”
This programme was said to be an interview programme, but there had always been no theme, it was all about chatting wherever they thought of, not at all immodest, perfect for the serious brother Li Tiezhu.
Therefore, the host was relaxed, the guests were relaxed, and the viewers watched without thinking.
Next, Loren chatted with the three people about their respective experiences and habits, and everything was a very friendly atmosphere. Li Tiezhu’s answers could not be more topical, Loren was not angry, he always had a good temper, as long as the programme was funny he didn’t care.
Then, Loren asked the three people what they liked most about Rice respectively.
Jung Yeon Zee: “I don’t hate a lot of Mi except Wei.”
Qin Tao: “I like the flight attendants on Mi flights, they always make me lose all desire and focus on catching up on sleep on the plane.”
Li Tiezhu: “I like the people of Rice, they are so simple and naive, especially like me. They make me find confidence, you know, I’m a fool in my country, but in you guys, I’m like a philosopher. It’s you guys who make me profound!”
“Shet! Hahaha ……” Loren sputtered and laughed, “Lee, why do you stop attacking us all the time? Just because we ask you all those weird questions? Do you feel offended?”
Li Tiezhu was innocent, “I’m also this honest in China! Many stars and hosts have been attacked by me ah! What’s wrong?”
“OK, you said it. Your programme is very popular with young people in Rice, especially Li, why do you think that is? You know, people in Rice rarely like a foreign star, especially an oriental star.”
“That must be because the TV producers, including you, are incapable and unoriginal! Otherwise, why wouldn’t they watch your programmes?”
“Why have you survived until now?”
“Because those who can beat me can’t talk about me, and those who can talk about me can’t beat me.”
“But don’t you Chinese preach about convincing people by virtue?”
“That’s purely because you can’t beat them, and if you can, who goes to the trouble of wasting their breath with someone?”
Loren was a bit sceptical, he had long been prepared for the Orientals not being talkative, introverted and hypocritical, but he didn’t want the other party to be even more outspoken than him, and for a while he couldn’t control the scene.
It’s better to get some help, the opponent’s ability to make things up is even stronger than mine!