“Oh! My God! Leaves can be so delicious? What kind of tree is this? This is too delicious, isn’t it?”
When Mouldy took her first bite of the maw, her expression was explosive with a face of enjoyment.
Of course, she was eating a fragrant oil dish, which was garlic paste and coriander with fragrant oil, and the taste was not heavy, but it would get heavier the more she ate, as the red oil from the hot pot would gradually accumulate in the bowl. But at first, for Mouldy, who was used to spicy Mexican food, it was quite pleasant and there was no chasm.
Plus she is now temporarily unaware that the so-called leaves in her mouth are actually one of the cow’s stomachs, mind you, the cow has more than one stomach.
The dog bear Jung Yeonji was embarrassed beyond words.
However, Erha Song Zhu’er was calm: “This is called ‘Magical Oriental Tree Leaf’, yay! Bei Nose! How does it feel? Is it as crunchy and tear-resistant as it can be?”
Mould and clumsily use chopsticks to pick up a piece of tripe, like everyone else shabu shabu, but also concentrated on counting the time: “Woof, spit, water, Buddha …… vine. Ohk! Nai tear!”
Mouldy chewed the pungent magical leaves and couldn’t wait to express this extreme pleasure to someone, but Song Zhu’er on her left was busy with the cloth, so she turned her head and said to the little white fat man beside her:
“Oh! Bei Niao, mess with hiss to day whoosh Dili Xie Er hiss ¥#@%&* …… doo Yo Onde Er hiss egg?”
Qin Tao contemptuously looked at this foreign woman, have not seen the world, but still took out the Chinese people’s usual hospitality said: “Hey M criminal spit, three grams of oil! Press get oil?”
There was no way, how could Taozi understand English? He only understood Japanese.
Over there, Zheng Yan Zi screwed Li Tiezhu’s leg under the table, Li Tiezhu’s hand shook in pain, and the tripe fell into the pot, and hurriedly gripped it up, whispering, “What are you doing? Itchy hands?”
Zheng Yan Zi vicious: “Which shout you talk nonsense le? Your brain is square? Why do you want to give bamboo said I kissed you in the country?”
Li Tiezhu: “I am afraid of her misunderstanding, take the initiative to clarify.”
“You do not say she does not know, misunderstanding what?”
“Don’t you guys have a group? In case you said in the group, my side did not confess, then how?”
“Bah! This is good, those few know, but also misunderstood ……”
“We are not afraid of the shadow slant.”
“The key is not correct ah!”
“An?”
Song Zhu’er when she did not see, took a bowl of bright red duck blood and poured it into the pot. She was secretly pleased that she had subdued another demon! Tie! Black bear spirit where to escape, obediently lie flat ……
Mouldy was startled: “Wa word to provoke hiss?”
Pine Bamboo: “Tofu! Red beans made of tofu, you know, Chinese people very much like red.”
Mouldy snapped out of it, “Oh! Tofu I know, and I’ve seen Aine Pella make tofu on the show, it’s incredible, er per bear! But won’t you cook the tofu if you put it down so early?”
Matsutakeer: “Don’t worry, this special red tofu won’t cook old. And this long mushroom, have you seen it?”
At this point, Songzhu’er picks a duck sausage.
Mouldy also picked one, “That’s crazy! I’ve never seen such weird mushrooms.”
“It’s a cross between a golden mushroom and a silver ear, awesome, right? It’s called YA-CHANG.”
“Awesome! Fantastic!”
“It’s also blanched for ten seconds and has a crispy texture.”
“I’ll try it. This simply overturns my impression of hot pot, and abroad, they say your hot pot is all meat.”
“Prejudice! Barefaced prejudice. We girls all eat vegetarian hot pot, it helps keep us in shape.”
“Couldn’t agree more! This kind of hotpot looks healthier still.”
Mouldy took the first bite of duck sausage and said to Qin Tao, “¥#@%&*……”
Although he couldn’t understand it, Qin Tao knew by the expression of her movements that Mouldy told him to eat the duck intestines as well.
Qin Tao shook his head, “Fight bleh.”
He doesn’t like to eat intestines, except sausages, any intestines type don’t eat, other internal organs are OK.
Mouldy could be enthusiastic, personally hot one for Qin Tao, he thought this little fat guy looked a bit pitiful. The others don’t seem to talk to him much, he should be too young, the others don’t like to play with him.
In Mouldy’s opinion, the oldest ones present should be Li and Zheng, they had the darkest skin colour, followed by Song, the youngest should be Qin, he was white and chubby, he looked fifteen or sixteen years old, right? Couldn’t be any older, in Rice fifteen or sixteen year olds all look more mature than him.
Qin Tao politely refused and waved his hand.
Mouldy enthusiastically recommended.
For Qin Tao, who couldn’t speak English, speaking Japanese was his last stubbornness; it was well known that Japanese was the second official language of Yundesha.
“Baa!”
“Khamon~”
“Hit baa hit noi!”
“Crooked?”
“Ya know!”
At that moment, Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Song Zhu’er looked at Qin Tao at the same time, while Mouldy froze.
Mouldy said to Song Zhu’er, “I’ve always thought that your country is very conservative, but I didn’t expect that the few of you would understand it. Moreover, Qin hasn’t even reached adulthood yet, just look at ……”
Song Zhu’er: “This fat man is nineteen.”
Mouldy was even more surprised and reached out to pinch Qin Tao’s fleshy face, “Wow! Can’t tell at all, he looks like a middle schooler.”
Qin Tao dodged a bit but didn’t avoid it, “Hit baa!”
Mouldy laughed, “Ahahahaha …… He looks so cute when he’s angry, like an angry bird.”
The “all-vegetarian” hot pot continues.
Matsutakeer is extremely flaky and cerebral.
“This is called BAI-YE, beef lily pads, not …… lily pads ah, is a kind of flower with a lot of petals, cut is this way, beautiful, right?”
“Big knife waist slice, a kind of bean product.”
“Brain flower, lovely, right? Don’t be afraid, this is real tofu, white tofu, it’s not pressed so it’s a bit oddly shaped.”
“This is yellow throat, a food made from konjac.”
“And this is something called yellow chilli ding, it’s …… well, it’s a kind of fish! (Chinese) Failed to fool!”
Mouldy’s favourite was still the kind of leaves called tripe, which was massively delicious, and it was the dish that everyone ordered the most, almost from the beginning to the end. She was proud of her oriental stomach, and it seems not surprising that I’m here, and that they love this amazing leaf as well.
And the favourite maw was Qin.
He’s even cuter when he eats, four or five pieces of maw blanched together then dropped it all in his mouth, one side of his face bulging out like a puffer fish.
Mouldy handed Qin Tao a stack of paper towels: “NO hit baa.”
Qin Tao ate sweat, took the paper towel: “Aligardo.”
The whole table five people, on the Song Zhu Er stay out of the way, in addition to cloth dishes is in the observation, there Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yan Zi muttered and twisted and fought at a glance is not pure, this side of the mould and Qin Tao donkey lips do not speak to the horse, but the bizarre harmony.
Hey! A bit of fun.
Song Zhu’er wiped his mouth, took out his mobile phone, backhandedly pushed to mould a translation software.
Mould revealed a surprised expression, burned a piece of maw for Qin Tao, pressed the translation software and said, “Qin, I heard that you are an excellent stand-up comedian and have many fans in China, but why are you so shy? Don’t like to talk?”
The translation software’s voice was stiff, but at least it was understandable.
Qin Tao: “I haven’t had enough! Scratch intestines widows belly le, say a hammer oh.”
Translation software is down, mould only heard he did not eat enough, and went to give him hot tripe, the more eat more spicy after he only ate a pile of brain tofu on not eat.
Mould asked again, “Are you not on good terms with them? Why don’t they all talk to you?”
Everyone looked at Mouldy, how could you get the wrong idea?
Qin Tao huffed, “Are you a melon? Can’t you see? The three of them are a group, in the rice country they may not sleep together. Laozi is a light bulb, you are also a light bulb.”
Mouldy was puzzled again, her translation software could only translate part of the words, after all, it didn’t quite support Xichuan language.
I’m an electric light? What does it mean?
Complimenting my glamour?
Over there, Zheng Yan Zi glared angrily, “Dead pig, sh*t can be eaten indiscriminately, but words should not be spoken indiscriminately haha!”
Qin Tao: “You’ve kissed me, what else do I have to say?”
“How do you know?”
“He said the top of his face lipstick marks, in the hotel and we fought two hours of landlords, the team other people know ah!”
Zheng Yan Zi frowned, careless ah!
So she stood up and walked over to Qin Tao, who hurriedly swallowed the food in his mouth, a good habit developed over the years, or else it would be easy to choke when he was beaten.
Slap!
The head is a slap.
Then, Zheng Yanzi kicked Qin Tao on his waist, Qin Tao crooked a bit, relying on his huge weight to stabilise his body, lowered his eyebrows and didn’t dare to look at Zheng Yanzi.
Mouldy stood up and pushed Zheng Yan Zi away, ”Hey! Watt ah yo doin …… how can you hit someone? Why are you bullying Chin?”
“I was joking with him!”
“No, no, no, no, this isn’t joking, this is bullying! You all don’t like him, I can tell.”
“No, we’re good friends.”
“No! He doesn’t want to be friends with you, Jung!”
Zheng Yanzi shrugged her shoulders, foreigners don’t understand our Xichuan people’s friendship.
Li Tiezhu said, “Yan Zi, come back, what are you doing hitting Tao Zi? There are still outsiders around. Tao Zi is also a star now, you give him some face.”
Zheng Yan Zi sat back and skimmed her mouth.
Mouldy said to Li Tiezhu using the translation software, “Thank you, Li! You’re a good person, I suggest you take care of Qin more, he’s too kind and introverted, he’s easily bullied.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t worry, he and I are iron buddies.”
In Li Tie Zhu’s opinion, Zheng Yan Zi is bullying Qin Tao, and has been doing so for several years, every time he pulls Zheng Yan Zi, otherwise with Qin Tao’s bitchy mouth, he wouldn’t have known that he would have been beaten to death a few times.
After seeing Qin Tao being bullied by a famous female athlete with her own eyes, Mouldy became more sympathetic to Qin Tao, and at the same time, her outlook on Zheng Yan Zi was also much worse.
After eating the hot pot and drinking the drinks, Song Zhu’er took out her mobile phone to book a hotel for Mouldy.
Mouldy said, ”No need, Qin invited me to his house as a guest and he said that he has many, many rooms in his house. Honestly, when someone as shy as him invites me, of course I should go. I hope to make him confident! Besides, it would be an amazing trip for me, wouldn’t it?”
Song Zhu’er was actually speechless… wasn’t Qin Tao a slut – a slut? How come she was coy?
Qin Tao looked at Li Tiezhu, innocent face: “What I said was that my family has a lot of pig pens …… free time to take her to see the sows calving, I didn’t invite her ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Then do you want to play baa play noi?”
Qin Tao: “Would that offend foreigners? Will it affect the effect of the programme?”