In the end, Qin Tao swept a shared motorcycle and drove Mouldy away.
Because of the consideration of Qin Tao’s homecoming, everyone ate the hotpot outside the third ring road, furthermore, Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi’s home is also in the south third ring road, which is convenient.
Li Tiezhu suddenly asked, “Is it okay that she didn’t bring a bodyguard?”
Mould’s bodyguards and assistants are still in Kyoto, the assistant is talking to Zhang Xiaomeng about the concert mutual guest appearance and other cooperation matters, because they know that China is very safe, Li Tiezhu and they all did not bring assistants and bodyguards, so mould is also embarrassed to bring.
However, suddenly taken away by Qin Tao, more or less still let Li Tiezhu a little uneasy.
Song Zhu’er said: “What are you afraid of? Afraid of pigs arching mouldy?”
“I am mainly worried about Qin Tao’s driving skills.”
“Don’t worry, the battery car fall not die. Then who, how about we find a hotel to play a friendly match? I’ll be the referee.”
Zheng Yanzi: “What kind of tennis is it at night? Which hotel still has a court at night?”
Song Zhu’er said, “Who said playing tennis? I said open room.”
Zheng Yan Zi: “Bah! Get out!”
Song Zhu’er hooked shoulders with her, “We are all friends, let’s communicate together!”
Zheng Yan Zi kicked away Song Zhu’er and said to Li Tiezhu: “You really have a good life! Convinced you, goodbye.”
Then, she took a taxi and left.
Song Zhu’er was quite regretful, but had to follow Li Tiezhu back to his old man’s house, where there was a room for Li Tiezhu. Back to Shudu, of course, still have to go home, Song Zhu’er is also an old acquaintance, the family likes her.
Tie Dan is miserable, by Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er take turns to play small ding ding.
Song Zhu’er is not at all formal, rummage through the box to find two bottles of Wuliangye, pulling Li Fugui squatted on the edge of the coffee table and drank up.
“The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services you need, and you can do it in a few hours. How about that? My mum wants to come to Shudu, but my dad says we’re the female side, we have to be reserved!”
Li Fugui held the wine poured by his fairy-like future daughter-in-law and drank it all in one go, saying, “Broadly, broadly! The column of this dog said three stretches can not hit a boring fart, but also thanks to meet you such a good girl doll, and generous and good-looking, but also do not mind our rural household. Can I have her in the second half of the year? Before the New Year, I prepare more gifts to see the in-laws …….”
Song Zhu’er big horse sitting on the lower horse tie: “Mod problem! Time is not urgent, I just first with you through a gas. What is this called? Call it friendly communication between the old and new generations of family heads.”
Li Fugui was red-faced, but glanced at Aunt Liu with a little bit of heart, thinking, the family head was before, and now is the object of management, but the old qualifications still need to be boiled up.
Liu Xiaohua very doggedly got a bag of peanuts to offer, and then pestered Song Zhu’er: “Sister-in-law! Summer holidays are so boring, is there any theatre for me to act in? To earn some pocket money.”
Song Zhu’er: “I don’t have a film to do! You’re looking for Star Chow.”
Liu Xiaohua: “He asked me to guest star in Kung Fu, but I didn’t go. Too stingy for that guy of his to give me five thousand yuan! Shucks! How can he afford it?”
Song Zhu’er said, “I even wanted to play the female lead, but he ignored me. Am I uglier than Huang Yi Yi?”
Liu Xiaohua: “Your temperament is off, you’re too domineering.”
“Hmm! It makes sense, I can’t help it if I’m overbearing, haha …… But, you’d better go and make a guest appearance. Look at you this year, no one is looking for you to bring goods, right? There are no adverts, right? Netflix is out of business once it goes out of fashion, you need to go rub some heat in it.”
“Well ……”
Li Tiezhu hugged TieDan and sat on the sofa with Aunt Liu chatting about short and long things, mostly bloody accusations against Li Fugui and Liu Xiaohua. It was said that Li Fugui followed Grand Master Huang to play in Bend Alley and was caught by her twice. Liu Xiaohua, on the other hand, illegally sold autographed photos of Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er in the school, pitting many students because those autographs were all signed by her.
“There’s not a single one who’s heartless, just TieDan is the most well-behaved.”
Aunt Liu concluded.
Li Tiezhu tickled TieDan, smiled and said, “Mum you manage them a little tighter, don’t give them too much pocket money, with money things will happen.”
Aunt Liu was a little stunned for a moment, this is the first time Li Tiezhu called her mum.
Because Li Tiezhu’s own mother died of illness, she and Li Fugui married did not want to let Li Tiezhu change the mouth for fear that the child’s heart can not accept, and, Li Tiezhu has been shouting Aunt Liu.
Li Fugui drunk, and took the chopsticks head dipped in white wine to feed Tie Dan, was Li Tiezhu blocked: “less drink! You can’t drink Spicy Claw Mai?”
Then, Li Tiezhu said to Aunt Liu: “Mom, Xiaohua will be in her second year of high school in the beginning of the school year, I and Zhu’er found a teacher for him to train for the art exam, so that she can take time to go to Kyoto to learn for two days every month, and focus on learning during the summer and winter holidays, which will help her to take the exam in the future. She, not really red, but also a bit of fame, make an effort, it should not be a big problem.”
Aunt Liu saw Li Tiezhu to her daughter’s future are arranged, can not help but be more touched, smiled and took off the slippers, fiercely pumped Liu Xiaohua a few times.
Bang Bang Bang ……
Liu Xiaohua: “Claw again? An?”
Li Tiezhu: “Mo have things, mum happy, you guys chat about yourselves.”
Li Fugui glanced at Tiezhu, who was holding TieDan, and the old man was relieved, this son is simply the product of his ancestors’ graves! Not only can he make money, but he is also so good to his stepmother, this life is worth it.
……
On the other hand, inside Qin’s pig farm is an awkward scene.
Qin Tao had just introduced the two sides to each other when he came home, and he was severely beaten, and then the scene became even more awkward.
Mouldy blocked in front of Qin Tao and angrily rebuked with the translation software, “You are domestic violence, in a rice country a father like you would go to jail! The mother is also jointly and severally liable for not stopping the violence. This is child abuse, well …… abuse of teenagers. Qin is so cute, other people bully him, why do you as parents also bully him? I want to call the police!”
Qin Dabiao was furious: “Call your X police! It’s none of your business! It’s only right for me to beat up my own child! Your eyes are as green as a ghost’s!”
Qin’s mother said: “Old Qin, what are your eyes? This girl child looks or more good le, mainly buttocks big ……”.
Qin Dabiao said: “You know a shovel shovel, son of a bitch, roll over, personal trousers off.”
Qin Tao: “Old man! Give some face well, I am now at least a star, and there are outsiders.”
“Hammer le outsiders, a look is the insider, she kissed and hugged with you le, when the old man melon le shivering? Kiss your mother not to say, but also to kiss the old man, ghost Jill fire! What are you doing? This kind of person you still bring to the house? I’ll kill you.”
“People le called Western etiquette, face-to-face etiquette know?”
“Hammer etiquette! Are you coming over?”
“I’ll beat you to death.”
“An? Hey …… you turtle still **** shiver? Super up? I’ll kill you ……”
“You do not see? You do not see you know how to fight?”
“Er …… kill you!”
Qin Dabiao infuriated carrying a stretcher rushed up, Qin Tao afraid of accidentally injuring the international superstar affect the image of China, drilled out, one hand grabbed the stretcher, one hand a push.
Qin Dabiao staggered to sit on the ground, a blank face.
Qin Tao is even more confused, when that beat him the chicken flying dog jumping wolf running pig sudden brother Biao, now how a push on the fall? Hair also white a lot.
Suddenly, Qin Tao nose a little sour.
Qin Dabiao jumped up: “Dare to fight back? Laozi today to clean up the door of the family to destroy …… in a big way.”
Snap!
Qin mother’s backhand is a slap, this time Qin Dabiao completely confused!
Mould is even more confused, why this translation software froze can not turn over the words they said? Is this software’s problem?
Qin mother twisted Qin Dabiao’s ear to go to the house, just a tiger tiger as Qin Dabiao like a quail clamped legs a small run: “lighter lighter, pain pain pain pain …… don’t let the foreign devils look at the joke ……”
“You are a joke! It’s not easy to find a girlfriend back, you are still shocked to scratch le make the chicken flew?”
“It’s a foreign woman …… ”
“This is called for the glory of the country! You know? Sichuan people never lose the country!”
“An?”
Mouldy asked uneasily using the translation software, “Qin! What the hell is going on here? Are your parents not welcoming me? But why was your murderous father easily subdued by your mother? Does your mother know kung fu?”
Qin Tao: “This is called a rake ear, a speciality of Xichuan.”
“Soft ears? What does it mean?”
“You don’t need to know, go, enter the house. My mother is out, basically safe. My old man is the King of Pigs for miles around, and my mum is the King of Pigs!”
“King-of-Kings? Your mum is a queen?”
“Every woman in Xichuan is a queen.”
“Really? That’s just so cool! Does she have knights? With so many queens, doesn’t your party care?”
“An? I’m going to pee and poo, you go inside with my mum first.”
When Qin Tao finished booing in the pigsty, afraid of the dark, he shivered and ran into the small building of his own house, he suddenly found that the house was very weirdly presenting a warm and peaceful atmosphere.
This contrast is a bit big ah!
“Eat fruit. Le is the freshest peach, next door Liu Ma Zi’s family grows their own, sip sweet!”
“Thank you honourable lord queen.”
“ahahahaha …… this girl is also much good at talking le, you a disaster thief naive up to engage in what? Pour tea!”
“Oh oh oh ……”
Qin Dabiao hurriedly took out the collection of bamboo leaf green, holding the hot water bottle to make tea.
Mildew looked at Qin mother full of admiration, really worthy of being a queen, even her husband is so obedient. This trip to China, simply eye-opening ah! China is really a magical country!
Qin Tao wiped his hands on his trousers and said, “Mum Lao Han, what are you guys up to oh? Her name is Tena Sweet, the youngest Grammy Award winner in the United States, a world-renowned female singer, I have introduced you to it. Give her a room! Rice people, I do not know if they are used to sleeping on our grass beds.”
Qin Dabiao: “Don’t be such a bragger, I’ve never heard of her!”
Qin mother: “Okay, okay! Mum likes this doll, don’t argue, well well, you’re just ordinary friends, Mum knows. Really, baby big still know shy.”
Qin Tao: “Er ……”
Mouldy: “Qin has always been very shy and introverted, but he is a good person and deserves to be well loved.”
Qin’s mother laughed brightly, “Wahahahaha …… this doll has vision!”