On the show, Mouldy and Pine Bamboozle left the generator behind and headed towards the Primitive House just as the sunrise hit their faces and glistened.
In accordance with international practice, the programme team gave each of them a framed introduction.
Song Zhu’er (松竹儿), 20 years old, a well-known domestic child actor, representative works of Ne Zha (哪吒), and Jiuzhou (九州), Achievements: Golden Bone Award for Popular Actress of the Year, Penguin Star Reward for Rising Stars …… Boyfriend Li Tiezhu (李铁柱).
Tena Sweet (霉霉), 28 years old, a famous singer and songwriter in MI, the youngest Grammy Award winner, representative works “Delicate”, “I-Knew-You-Were-Trouble”, “Love-Story”, etc., major achievements: won 11 Grammy Awards, 32 National Music Awards……suspected current boyfriend Qin Tao.
Suspected, with the addition of current, can be said to be not very hurtful insulting.
The programme continues, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao met the two beauties and also got their key information – diesel generators.
Li Tiezhu: “So where’s the diesel?”
Qin Tao: “Look at our link, even if we generate electricity, what is it used for? There is not even a single light bulb.”
Li Tiezhu: “There is also no wire.”
Song Zhu’er and Mouldy were just dumbfounded.
Pop-up:
“Want to laugh me to death?”
“Dragging it so far turned out to be useless.”
“The programme group is dark enough.”
“Why is mould so dull? It used to look cool.”
“The one who is close to the pig is stupid!”
At this time, Light Bulb walked back with a donkey and said, “According to the programme group’s pissiness, they should be tightly discussing how to make it more difficult for us to change the electrical appliances right now.”
Having been on the show for a long time, she had also figured out the programme team’s routines, after all, professional athletes who had achieved results tended to have quite high IQs.
Qin Tao: “Really? Then won’t we be entering the electrical age?”
Zheng Yanzi: “Of course it’s true, usually at this time of the year Sun Hee Hee would come over with delicious food to crave for you, do you see if he’s around today?”
Qin Tao: “Yes!”
Zheng Yanzi said, “However, I think we don’t need to fight to the death for this generator, it’s not worth it.”
Qin Tao: “How is it not worth it? At least we can generate electricity to grind things!”
Zheng Yanzi: “The waterwheel is already enough.”
Li Tiezhu thought about it and said decisively, “Don’t care if it’s useful or not, drag the generator back first!”
Thus, a few people walked to the place where the generator was discarded again with great vigour.
Qin Tao decisively rolled up the sleeves of his short-sleeved T-shirt, revealing his white, fat and flabby arms, and went to hug the generator.
Zheng Yanzi snorted.
Mouldy worried, “Honey, what are you doing? Be careful of getting hurt! This thing is very heavy.”
Listening to the sound of the weird translation software, Qin Tao glared, “What for? You’re teaching me to do something?”
Mouldy shook his head.
Qin Tao clasped the generator with both hands and gave it a push, then decisively gave up, “Tiezhu, you do it.”
Li Tiezhu squinted at Qin Tao and said to the camera, “Trouble giving him the whole special effect, carry the generator and walk like flying kind of thing.”
The camera nodded cooperatively, and then, the special effects were given in the post-production period, buy one get one free special effects.
Qin Tao carried the generator in one hand and mould in the other, walking like flying.
Pop-up screen:
“I’m so damn scared that my head fell off!”
“This special effect is too realistic, right? Hollywood level ah!”
“Postpartum brother is so hard!”
“Woman, you’re telling me to do something?”
“Hahaha ……”
“On dogs, it’s still Li Tiezhu who is the most doggy.”
Li Tiezhu one-handed carry generator one end tugged, did not want to lift up, is to test the weight, probably one hundred thirty-four kilograms, the weight of two adults.
It is also difficult for these two girls, dragged so far.
Qin Tao: “How do I get it? That side is full of messy stones, can’t drag it over.”
Li Tiezhu went to get two strong wooden sticks, directly called over four cameramen: “Come on, you guys carry it over for me.”
The cameramen were bewildered, and then was disarmed by Li Tiezhu, their cameras were snatched away by Li Tiezhu and handed to Qin Tao, and then he led Song Zhu’er away: “Take the generator to change the camera with me.”
A cameraman said, “We have no reason to move things for you.”
Another cameraman said, “That’s right, and it’s not in line with the rules of the programme, besides, we still have a lot of cameras.”
Li Tiezhu didn’t look back and said, “Come one and grab one, just ask if your programme is still filming.”
At the same time, Song Zhu’er carried the camera around and said, “Thank you to the programme cameramen, who offered to help me to carry the generator busily, so this programme will be filmed by me for all of you for the time being.”
The cameraman had to ask the director Sun Hip Hip on the intercom.
Sun Hip Claw was also numb clawed, this was the first time he had encountered such a situation since he became a director, this was not Infinite Challenge ah!
In the end, the cameramen can only lift the generator, there is no way, Li Tiezhu has not yet made a mistake in this programme, but we can hear too much about him being unreasonable, and we have to resign ourselves to the fact that, after all, this is the sanctioner of Infinite Challenge.
Mouldy kept chasing after Qin Tao and asked, “Will they do me a favour and carry me? Is it allowed to do so? Will they be penalised for breaking the rules? Is it really okay to grab the camera? It’s been a while since there was a natural disaster, but what if the director gets angry ……”
Qin Tao said, “Are you looking down on me? With me here, this face they must give!”
Mouldy: “Wow!”
Qin Tao was still chattering, “You know what? It’s called wisdom, not everything has to be done personally, think of something.”
Mouldy: “Aien Pella looks dull, but I didn’t expect it to be quite smart.”
Qin Tao said, “This is what I taught him, can’t you see me giving him the eye? Since I was a child I was responsible for coming up with ideas and he was responsible for executing them, we have a tacit understanding, he understands when I give him a wink.”
Mouldy: “Really?”
Li Tiezhu said: “Of course it’s true! I have today all thanks to Tao Zi giving me advice! My manager in the beginning was him, and it’s all because of him that I was able to make my debut.”
Zheng Yan Zi rolled her eyes and walked at the front, not wanting to care about this group of shameless people.
Song Zhu’er added more fuel to the fire in English, “More than that! After he joined the Cloud Virtue Society, the market value of the Cloud Virtue Society has doubled. Yun De She knows about it, right? A Chinese talk show group company.”
Mouldy’s eyes looked at Qin Tao and brightened even more.
Pop-up screen:
“Finally a bit of five bars!”
“It’s long overdue.”
“I think this show Li Tiezhu is obviously not rigid enough, probably because it’s his own company’s show.”
“Is grabbing the camera okay?”
“Postpartum brother is really shameless ah ……”
“To face or postpartum brother?”
“It feels like Mouldy has been brainwashed and seems to be a bit of a brainless admirer of Qin Tao.”
“So anti-intellectual?”
“Always feel that mould and Qin Tao are strange together.”
What the viewers don’t know is that mould not only worships, but is also self-raiding.
I told you!
My Tao, a beginner, will have so many amazing tricks and ideas, simply …… heavenly wizards.
Unlike the white male and black male, they know to use physical strength to eat their opponents hard, and they don’t use their brains at all, not to mention what guerrilla warfare, tunnel warfare, landmine warfare, blitzkrieg, airborne raids, backwater battles, and other miraculous tactics.
Mouldy secretly nodded his head, so he is the real great wisdom, no wonder I am such a war veteran warrior who has been in the battlefield for a long time was pressed by him to lift his head and repeatedly break the defence …….
Soon, four cameramen carried the generator to the courtyard.
Director Sun Hip also arrived, unwrapped a box of ice cream, and said condescendingly, “In view of the fact that you broke the rules of the programme, and even dared to snatch the cameraman’s camera, the programme team has decided to give you a certain amount of discipline ……”
Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao pair their eyes and nod their heads at the same time before rushing up.
Li Tiezhu pressed Sun Heihe under his body, “This matter, I feel the need to talk about it.”
Qin Tao snatched his ice cream and pretended to casually hand it to Mouldy, saying, “Reward you! Sort of a reward for drawing the generator, though it’s not much use.”
Mouldy took it and ate it, it felt different from the ice cream he usually ate, and he was musically inspired, but unfortunately, he wouldn’t let himself write him into a song, which was a pity too.
Sun Hip said, “What are you doing? Let go of me! I want to cut this into the main film.”
Li Tiezhu: “As you wish. At the beginning, you told me that there are no rules in this show, and that your planning team can decide whatever they want, so I put up with it. You know this is not my style, today this thing don’t blame me can’t endure, you get a generator without diesel and no electrical appliances even if, but also let the two girls move? I’m telling you, I’m going to get you a pop-up screen that’s absolutely clear.”
Pop-up screen:
“Well done!”
“Moving!”
“It’s long overdue.”
“I’ve been putting up with this bitch of a director for a long time.”
“Yes!”
“Scratch this fatso to death.”
Qin Tao walked over, “Tell him a hammer, dare to bully my family’s mould, I’ll scratch you to death.”
Sun Hip-Hip: “What for? Ah ah …… hahahahahaha …… help ah ……”
That’s right, Sun Hip Hip became the second person to enjoy Li Tie Zhu and Qin Tao’s tickling magic, Mr Tony was not alone.
Li Tiezhu said to the cameraman, “Closer! Take close-ups!”
Sun Hip-Hip was twitching with laughter, tears and snot running down his nose.
Not long after, Qin Tao got tired and looked up, “Xiong Er! Hand over the baton!”
Zheng Yan Zi tacitly walked over and high-fived Qin Tao, Qin Tao went to rest, Zheng Yan Zi proceeded to tickle Sun Hee Hee, riding on his back and tickling, Li Tie Zhu was just responsible for controlling Sun Hee Hee’s arms.
“Stop! Hahaha …… oooh …… I was wrong! Please ……”
Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi bounced off at the same time, and Sun Hee Hee knelt on the ground lifeless.
At this time, mould suddenly rushed to the front of Sun Hip Hip, was ready to take advantage of the chaos to scratch two over the top, did not think that people have already finished scratching, her teeth and claws look is indeed a bit abrupt.
Sun Hip-Hip a shiver: “mould, Watt ah yo get what?”
Mouldy: “I’ll just …… thank you for the ice cream.”
Sun Hip stood up and took two steps back with a palpitating heart, “You’re welcome!”
Mouldy shrinks his neck and walks back eating the ice cream.
Qin Tao shook his head in hatred, “Hey …… you disappoint me!”
Mouldy spat out his tongue.
Sun hee hee: “So what …… this paragraph cut out ah! Start recording again, ahem …… I’m here to announce two benefits for everyone ……”
“I believe you a ghost, but also welfare.”
Li Tiezhu backhanded the card in his hand and handed it to Song Zhu’er.
Sun Hip Hop was caught off guard.
Song Zhu’er read, “One, four free energy-saving lamps for guests, two, two free fans.”
These are of course Song Zhu’er’s nonsense, can’t say it’s not the same as what’s written on the card, can only say it has no semblance of relationship.