Zheng Yanzi reminded, “Diesel, wires, switches …… all of these.”
Song Zhu’er rubbed her eyes, “Oh oh! I read it wrong, re-read it ah! Just now cut it out.”
This paragraph was certainly not cut out, too real.
Sun Hip Hop: “You’re going overboard.”
Song Zhu’er: “The director’s team carefully considered the decision to, one, give four energy-saving lamps and two fans free of charge, and two, give the relevant diesel fuel, wires, switches and other ancillary items free of charge. Xiong Er, do you want a refrigerator?”
Li Tiezhu said, “OK! The refrigerator can’t be brought even if you want it.”
Sun Hip rubbed his head and said, “Diesel fuel all free would be excessive, let’s do it this way! Other things to send you, diesel you take something every day to exchange with the programme team, the price we set.”
Li Tiezhu: “Really all the others send us?”
Sun Hip nodded, anyway, no diesel fuel, you guys want to what is useless, that’s why he is so generous, when the time comes to ask for a tough price.
Li Tiezhu clapped his hands, “Good! Diesel I don’t want, we’ll change this diesel generator to hydro today. This is called …… environmental protection! Hydropower is clean energy.”
Sun Hip: “……”
Qin Tao: “What are you doing? Call someone to move things ah! If you back out, we’ll go on strike, it’s the first time we’ve had an international friend on the show, you guys don’t want to be too embarrassed, do you?”
Sun Hee Hee is even more disgusted, you all slept together, and the sound is still loud, and now you’re telling me that she’s an international friend? Listening to last night’s voice, you didn’t show any mercy to international friends!
You don’t think about diplomacy when you’re having an affair, and now you’re talking about me?
He lived next door on the other side, and like Jung Yeon Zi, he was a sufferer, and Sun Hee Hee was straight and uncomfortable for most of the night.
“Alright! But, you guys always need tools, right? Tools can be rented to you for a day for ten jin of spicy crayfish!”
“Five jin.”
“Eight catties.”
“Six pounds, or I will eat bacon sausage and steak this period, do nothing, a group of people lying in the living room on the bamboo mat quite dead.”
“Ah …… deal, six pounds on six pounds.”
Sun Hip has always been on the goat, at the beginning of the time Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei, Li Zhixuan three still interested, every period to Li Tiezhu to engage in tawdry operations, a variety of ruthless moves one after another. Later, these three guys on the lazy, group messages also do not return, Sun Hip Hip a bit difficult to support.
Li Tiezhu was about to arrange the work, then saw Qin Tao stood out, he instantly understood for a second.
Qin Tao waved his hand towards Sun Hip Hip: ”You kneel in peace! Tell someone to hurry up and send the stuff over.”
Sun Hip Hip rolled his eyes and walked away.
Then, Qin Tao said towards Li Tiezhu, “Modifying the diesel generator, can you do it? I’ve taught you before!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Oh! I still remember, don’t worry.”
Qin Tao’s old heart was relieved and said, “That’s good, my heart is very relieved, you will be responsible for remodelling the generator and setting up wires and installing electrical appliances today, and of course, cooking.”
Li Tiezhu: “Okay, promise to complete the task.”
Qin Tao then looked at Song Zhu’er and Zheng Yanzi: “You two are responsible for assisting Li Tiezhu, if you are free, use a donkey to go to the riverside to get some pebbles and come back, this courtyard at home is muddy whenever it rains, I think I need to repave the courtyard.”
Zheng Yanzi just wanted to sing a counter-argument, Song Zhu’er pulled her back, saluted Qin Tao and said, “Promise to complete the task!”
Qin Tao nodded pretentiously, “Very well! Then the hardest lobster catching business, leave it to me, by the way, I’ll take this international friend to learn the professional skills of lobster catching.”
Zheng Yanzi quietly said to Song Zhu’er, “Laozi wants to give him the middle finger.”
Song Zhu’er said, “Just co-operate! He’s pretending to be too raw, and the show will be great.”
Qin Tao added to the camera, “There’s no need to cut this segment into the main film, give the main shot to Li Tiezhu and the two guests! Please make sure to weaken my leadership position, after all, the main curator of this programme is my brother Tie Zhu.”
The cameraman’s goosebumps rose, have you been f*cking downed by Mould?
Mouldy took her phone and watched Qin Tao’s lines in the translation software, she was the only guest who was allowed to bring her phone because of the language barrier. This language is a chasm ah, Qin Tao’s poor performance, after the translation software so turned.
God!
His unshakable leadership, wise mind, weighty scheduling command, and finally, his deep humility, are all so impeccable.
So, mould is not no IQ, but too much too have independent thinking ability, and then by the translation software a fool, no cure.
Mould adoringly fed Qin Tao a mouthful of ice cream: “Qin, you are really too wise.”
Qin Tao: “Keep a low profile! Remember to leave the limelight to my brother Tie Zhu, he was brought up by me and I hope to help him grow into a world-class superstar. As for me personally, honour and money are like floating clouds to me. You also have to remember, do not try to let me dip your light, I …… do not want to be famous. For example, the matter of unilaterally officially announcing our relationship is somewhat inappropriate.”
Mouldy: “I’m sorry! I’m sorry I didn’t ask for your permission, I just didn’t want to hide my feelings ……”
Pop-up spits:
“I f*cking …… cracked up!”
“I cracked even.”
“I’d like to spit in the face of the postpartum brother.”
“This is the lowest level of pretence I’ve ever seen, bar none.”
“Don’t want to be famous Postpartum Brother.”
“Who was the one who went to the competition in the first place holding a broken guitar? Also red and not piggybacking! When the old man lost his memory?”
“Men ah, huh ……”
“Men in love have zero IQ.”
“Women in love blind and deaf, mould you worship a ghost ah!”
“Mould, he’s pretending, please wake up!”
“Qin Tao can even sleep with a goddess, I’m suddenly hopeful about life.”
“Sober up, can you deliver a sow?”
Qin Tao was slightly melancholy: “I can understand your blindness, after all, how many people can be as sensible as me? People who are too sensible tend to live a more painful life, wisdom is a double-edged sword. So, just be yourself, no matter what decision you make, I will never blame you ……”
Mouldy eyes are crispy, the dog translation software translated too poetic, completely lost Qin Tao’s pretentious tone.
Zheng Yan Zi turned her back, “Vomit …… old me really want to pinch his eggs!”
Song Zhu’er: “To be honest, I can’t carry it a little …… too.”
Li Tiezhu, all sweaty, said, “Alright! That’s it! Thanks to Taozi’s wise decision, let’s split up.”
Qin Tao nodded and looked at several cameramen: “Take good shots of Li Tiezhu, pay attention to highlighting his hard work and exquisite skills, pay attention to the cameramen who are filming me, try to take as many shots as possible of me making a fool of myself and making fun of me, and use them to set off Tiezhu’s glorious image.”
The cameraman revealed a caring retarded expression, you didn’t say that before! Besides, do you still need to deliberately film you making a fool of yourself and being funny? You’re embarrassing yourself right now!
After that, Li Tiezhu tinkered with the house and received the tools from the show to disassemble the generator, Qin Tao took Mouldy to the river to cover a few small fish and came back.
Li Tiezhu fried small fish with kimchi for yards, boiled five bowls of hot and sour noodles, and after a simple lunch, everyone split up and went.
Li Tiezhu went to modify the generator, this thing is difficult to say, but also simple. The only thing that needs to be changed is a power input method, just transfer the power of the waterwheel rotation to the generator, but the rotational speed is a problem.
Qin Tao buttoned straw hat, take mould to catch crayfish, mould looks very excited, a look has not done work.
Crawfish, Qin Tao is really more professional, he not only taught with mould to catch crayfish technology techniques, but also incidentally, some profound axioms.
“Crayfish are hiding in the hole during the day, it is very good to catch. Through this incident, do you know what philosophy this is?”
Language is never a barrier to communication, and Qin Tao understands this.
Naive!
You guys think she simply wants to sleep with me?
Nope!
She must be trying to learn something from me, and as a big-rooted no, big-bellied Chinese, Qin Tao certainly won’t hide it.
Mouldy: “Qin, why is it that in the sludge, you can walk so fast while I can’t walk at all?”
Qin Tao said, “It means you lack exercise.”
“I run and work out every day. How about you?”
“I …… get up every day.”
“Hey! As a gentleman, shouldn’t you be holding me? I have to say it explicitly.”
“I’m not a gentleman! I’m a straight man.”
“What’s a straight man?”
“It’s this. Hahahahaha …… couldn’t think of it, could you?”
Mouldy was pushed down by Qin Tao and sat frozen in the silt by the river, both eyes lifeless. She was completely confused as to why Qin had attacked her, and why he was laughing so happily.
After laughing almost as hard as he could, Qin Tao looked seriously at Mouldy, who was washing her trousers with the river water, and asked, “What did you learn from this incident?”
Pop-up:
“Oh ……”
“How can such a stupid dog have a girlfriend? Or a goddess!”
“Break up in place!”
“This is probably Mouldy’s shortest relationship.”
“Happy breakup!”
“Self-cultivation for straight men!”
“I f*cking people are stupid ……”
“Castrate it, there’s no point in keeping it!”
Mouldy showed a WTF expression, “No wonder you’re still a virgin at nineteen!”
Qin Tao said, “What are you talking about? You should learn what it means to be a soldier!”
Of course, this part was not cut into the main film, but the cameramen filming on the spot burst out laughing, so Mouldy likes Qin Tao because of this? Sure enough, boys have to clean up their act.
On the other hand, Li Tiezhu struggled to change the diesel generator into a water-powered one, tried, can generate electricity, is much smaller power, but drive a few light bulbs or can.
Song Zhu’er brought Li Tiezhu a popsicle: “Here you go, look at you now hot ……”
Li Tiezhu peeled off the popsicle and wondered, “Where did you get the popsicle?”
Song Zhu’er sat by the river and soaked her feet, “Stole it from the shooter’s refrigerator.”
“He doesn’t know?”
“He knows, but he can’t beat me or chase me.”
“Then you don’t call it stealing! It’s called robbing!”
Song Zhu’er: “It’s all the same.”
Sun Hip Hip trotted over, panting, “The stolen goods are still …… returned.”
Li Tiezhu stuck out his tongue and licked the individual sides of the popsicle and handed it to Sun Hip-Hip, who did not take it and turned around.