Li Tiezhu said, “You take it back! I, Li Tiezhu, am not contemptuous! Only lick.”
Sun Hip-Hip: “You cow, reward you.”
Li Tiezhu this is a bite of popsicle, inexplicably familiar, is the time to participate in the Voice auditions when that brand, and also pineapple flavour. A flash of more than two years, can not help but make him sigh a little.
Song Zhu’er pressed her foot into the stream and gave a thumbs up towards her own hanyou: ”Witty! There are a few moments of my style now.”
Zheng Yan Zi was leading the donkey to pack pebbles, during the first trip, Li Tiezhu was eating popsicles, during the second trip he was soaking his feet with Song Zhu’er, and during the third trip Li Tiezhu was pressing Song Zhu’er’s feet.
Zheng Yanzi rolled out a huge blank stare!
Framing.
Programme subtitle: “Eyes of envy!”
Pop-up:
“Bah, this dog food is expired.”
“Woof woof woof ……”
“HE!TUI~”
“So loving!”
“Qin Tao, you learn well from Serious Brother.”
“Straight men have no future!”
“I also want to play with Song Zhu’er’s feet.”
“You’re not right, Li Tiezhu will beat you to death.”
“I also want Li Tiezhu to press my feet.”
“This picture is too beautiful, isn’t it?”
“Suddenly I found that Hot Paw and Tie Zhu are still quite compatible.”
“Zhu’er is too immortal ……”
The stone where Song Zhu’er was sitting was padded with a few leaves, and her head was also carrying a garland that she had braided with wildflowers and grasses, the water waves reflected the sunlight onto her delicate cheeks, it was so bright and colourful.
The camera teacher filming this shot, his heart is sighing, Li Tiezhu life is really good.
Li Tiezhu rubbed the centre of Song Zhu’er’s feet with a smile, “Is it hot?”
Song Zhu’er nodded her head obediently.
Li Tiezhu smiled even wider, grabbed Song Zhu’er’s calf and pulled it, and with a poof, pulled his girlfriend into the river.
“Hahaha!”
Li Tiezhu laughed triumphantly.
Zheng Yan Zi, who had walked away, turned around to see Song Zhu’er spewing expletives as she stood up from the water, however, she was greeted by Li Tie Zhu’s relentless hugging and dropping with another poof. Finally, Zheng Yanzhi nodded with satisfaction, Li Tiezhu is still the same iron straight man, has never changed.
The pop-up screen suddenly opened up:
“Who says Tie Zhu is not a straight man?”
“Crap!”
“Too brutal ……”
“Song Zhu’er, what’s the figure? You want him to abuse you a thousand times?”
“At first glance, Bamboo is really quite fun.”
“Pressing the head is too much ……”
“He stole a popsicle for you and you threw him in the water?”
“That’s outrageous!”
“Bah! Scumbag!”
“Don’t ravage my goddess like this ah ah ah ……”
“Hey, even so, your goddess still rolls in bed with him at night, angry or not?”
“I’ve brainstormed 32G ……”
Not long after, Li Tiezhu and Songzhu’er are soaked, and splashed each other again to frolic, the audience a spicy eyes.
Female audience: Song Zhu’er can you damn well ah? Throwing face, kicking back, spitting ah! This is happy to play up?
Male audience: this is the real girlfriend ah!
After playing happily, Li Tiezhu and Songzhu’er went back to the courtyard to prepare to change clothes, and happened to meet the same wet Qin Tao and mould, we all understand each other.
Qin Tao and Li Tiezhu scowled, good brother, well done.
Song Zhu’er and Mouldy look at each other helplessly, I’m relieved to see you’re so miserable too.
Zheng Yanzi felt very out of place in this instalment, and for a moment, she even wanted to pick up the donkey and throw it in the water, fighting to keep the formation.
After that, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao combined their efforts to build wires and install electric lights, with the kitchen and pergola sharing one electric light, one electric light in the living room, and one in each of the men’s and women’s dormitories.
……
When Odin and Camilla organised the gang to watch Fark Primitive en masse, the scene got a little out of control at one point.
“How could Tena fall for that fat guy?”
“I’m never jerking off to her music videos again! No vision.”
“I think Qin is pretty good, just for the fact that he dared to push Tena down in the mud, I admire him.”
“That’s a man!”
“Oh! Lee is even crazier.”
“His girlfriend seems like a little kid, grown up?”
“I still prefer Zheng, she’s got an unbelievably good body ……”
Odin tapped his pipe, serious face, “Quiet! We’re not here to watch a variety show, we’re here to learn about survival calculations, there’s a famous saying in the East – attitude determines height!”
Several oddly shaped members quieted down and quietly peeled spicy crayfish to eat.
Yes, these members were busy, and although none of them had a serious job, their schedules were packed.
They wouldn’t have come if Austin hadn’t made twenty pounds of crayfish and prepared Oriental sausage, mapo tofu, boiled fish, hairy blood wanton, and ten pounds of highly home-brewed sorghum wine.
Hughes, who is missing incisors, is going to steal something tonight, or else he has no money to scoop.
With a head of long blonde flowing hair, the drunken nose Nordin, ready to go to rob primary school students, secondary school students, if you are afraid of not being able to beat.
Heiwa, who sat in the corner and nearly managed to become invisible, was going to go to the rich neighbourhood to pinch pretty girls.
In short, everyone was busy, but Odin had still managed to get them here in a hurry, and this wasn’t the first time he’d organised a viewing ceremony.
Camilla, the phoenix baby, clutches his thermos and says, “I suddenly have a bold idea!”
Heiwa: “Going to pinch mould?”
Camilla’s wisdom-filled cockatoo eyes glared, “She’s got a lot of bodyguards to beat you to death! There’ll be plenty of chances when the end comes, don’t be in a hurry, I’ll help you dig up any Monroe you like by then. I was suddenly inspired, since we have learnt so many skills from Ai En Pera, why don’t we practice them more? Each person is responsible for one area of work, we collaborate with each other, and when the end comes, won’t we still be invincible?”
Odin shook his head, “Practical exercises require tools and resources, we don’t have that much money, just tonight’s dinner, or I donate sperm to earn, recently my body is also a little bit unable to eat …… every crayfish you gnaw on, drink every mouthful of sorghum wine, are all my children and grandchildren! ”
Heiwa picked up the sorghum wine, sniffed, no odour, and poured a mouthful: “I also go to donate! That what …… one for all and all for me!”
In addition to being too horny, Heiwa is one of the many members with the highest level of enlightenment, and is quite popular with Crouching Dragon Phoenix.
Camilla said, “Alright! Getting down to business, I know we won’t have any money without Elrond’s support, but we can make the materials into finished products and take them to sell them, ah, I believe we should be able to break even, even if we lose money, it will still be a small loss. I was thinking like this, let’s find a remote place, build our own bamboo huts and wooden houses, build our own stoves, make our own cutlery, tables, chairs and other things, and when we’re done, we’ll open up a Chinese restaurant, and sell wine as well.”
Sleepy Dragon Austin lit up another leafy cigarette and nodded, “I think it’s okay, this thing doesn’t lose kidneys and can be engaged. Then, I’ll be in charge of cooking! Everyone has eaten, and my cooking skills are too refined.”
Camilla: “I’ll be in charge of brewing wine and sprouting bean sprouts ……”
Heiwa: “I’ll make tofu! I like to squeeze tofu, hehehehehehehe …… Tofu is a good thing, too bad it doesn’t scream.”
“I hatch chicks, raise rabbits, and manage livestock. Of course, I don’t care about domesticating zombies! Can’t fight it.”
“I’m in charge of construction.”
“Then I’ll be the carpenter.”
“I’ll be the plumber and bamboo weaver.”
As everyone talked, the division of labour became clear. Then they were amazed to see the programme where Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao sat down at the point after dinner to wait to get straw edged straw shoes and straw hats.
“Oh! It can still be like that?”
“God, Aien Pella made a pair of shoes out of a pile of straw? That’s definitely useful in Doomsday!”
“It’s worthy of being the Light of Doomsday.”
“This core skill we must master ……”
“Qin’s braided straw hat is not bad either, it will be very useful in Doomsday.”
“The rope skipping Zheng is so cute, bouncing around.”
“We also need to prepare generators and switch to hydro or wind power after the doomsday.”
“I think we should consider going online to learn how to make a loom.”
“And knit jumpers.”
“What’s the name of the Chinese restaurant?”
“How about the Aien Pella Chinese Restaurant? Vote by show of hands! Majority rules.”
“Agreed.”
“Agreed. ……”
This group of rabble was enthusiastic about this “practical activity”, and soon, they found a piece of land in the suburbs and worked hard. A week later, the “Aien Pella Chinese Restaurant” had been built, a standard Chinese wooden house, with rough wooden tables and benches, bamboo chopsticks and bowls, in order to simulate the authenticity of the restaurant, they did not even use a single nail.
After the restaurant was built, everyone decided to take a break, and the students of the primary school next door hadn’t been robbed for too long, and Heiwa’s hand was itching ……
However, soon the place was shot on fire by a few passing netizens, more people gathered around, and one after another, people who were not afraid of death began to enter the shop and order food.
At first, Odin took the dishes he made for his own people, sold them to a few customers, and used the money he earned to order burgers for takeout.
But there were always the uninformed masses, who saw Crouching Dragon Phoenix politely turning away customers, saying that they were sold out and to come back tomorrow, and that they themselves were eating other people’s burgers. After the crowd added fuel to the fire, the story became even more bizarre online:
“Shocker! A retro-style Chinese restaurant sold out in seconds on its first day of business, and the owner and staff had to order takeout.”
Then, they were completely and utterly on fire, and many netizens came to clock in for dinner, and there has been a phenomenon of people passing on to people.
Spicy crayfish, sausage, bacon, boiled fish, hairy blood wanton, small hot pot, fried bean sprouts, mapo tofu, green chilli skin eggs, pickled phoenix claws, red oil bean curd milk, back to the pot ……
It’s all on fire!
And, this restaurant has an explicit rule: “No one is allowed to leave until they finish eating!”
For a whole month, Odin’s gang was so exhausted that they could only collectively watch the last instalment of Fark Primitive late at night. The gang couldn’t take it anymore and decided to shut down the restaurant because, after making too much money in a month, Odin and Camilla felt …… degraded.
But just after they post the closure notice, everyone’s homes are stoned and people send razor blade threats.
So, the restaurant opened again, another two months, damn, even opened a branch.
A good “practical activity” was turned into a business venture.
Of course, these are the words of the future, and abuse not to mention.
Ninth programme last, mould is with Qin Tao braided straw hat away, before leaving with Qin Tao kissed for several minutes, shivering fat man almost lack of oxygen.
And mould’s straw hat above, also printed a logo – primitive man.
Starting from this episode, the spin-off brand of this show appeared, with clothing, shoes, clothes, etc. as the main products, distinguishing them from other industrial products, which are all original and purely handmade.
For this reason, Li Tiezhu also made a simple machine for spinning linen in the tenth issue.