Liu Mei is actually more familiar with Guo Da Lin, but is relatively new to Li Tie Zhu, always heard Li Tie Zhu’s name in the past two years, but didn’t pay too much attention to it. At first, she thought it was a new top stream fresh meat, and it was only after a long time that she realised, oh, so that red-hot guy looks like this? This is it?
Li Tiezhu worshiped Liu Mei, who was the idol of Li Fugui and Li Tiezhu for two generations, Li Fugui liked her sketches, and Li Tiezhu liked her TV series “A Family of Children”.
Liu Mei was the first to say, “DALIN Zi which year are you from?”
Guo Dalin: “I’m ninety-six.”
Liu Mei: “Twenty-two, not too young, have you got a girlfriend?”
Eh?
Programme: the elders’ concern never fails to make one’s brain hurt.
Guo Da Lin panicked: “Come up and ask this question?”
“Not allowed to ask?”
“Nope, not yet.”
Liu Mei again looked at Li Tiezhu: “What about you child, what year are you?”
Li Tiezhu: “Nine eight.”
“Yo Hey! Really fake? You look like this can be more vicissitudes than the big Linzi, did not conceal it?”
“No, I grew up black, but also ugly.”
“Ya huh ~ nowadays stars are so self-aware? To be honest, kid, you’re a bit shabby, but it’s okay, we’re young, we’re only twenty.”
“How old are you?”
“I …… don’t chat about this issue okay? You ask me, ouch, angry me ah.”
“Anyway, my dad has loved watching your sketches since he was a kid.”
“Do not record, go, hurt self-esteem!”
Pop-ups:
“This programme narration is interesting ……”
“Came for Da Lin Zi.”
“Came to watch Tie Zhu.”
“Come to learn how to talk with Guo Da Lin.”
“Learn to dislike people from Tiezhu.”
“Again and again and again, being urged to get married, Da Lin Zi can’t escape his destiny anywhere he goes.”
“Tiezhu looks like twenty eight, haha ……”
“Easily dissolve the embarrassment Guo Dalin, backhanded more embarrassing Li Tiezhu.”
“My dad grew up watching your sketches, this cut is really hard!”
“Society my Tiezhu!”
Guo Da Lin hurriedly dragged Liu Mei, who was pretending to leave, back: “Don’t bother, don’t bother, he’s just a mallet, or else the programme team wouldn’t have let him come to pick a fight.”
Liu Mei: “How did this thing get red?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Things are rare and expensive.”
Liu Mei: “……”
Guo Dalin laughed: “His birthday the day after tomorrow, but two days ago I, Yue, Tao Zi, and Deer Haney Deer, together gave him a birthday. Otherwise there’s no chance to lure him to our show!”
Liu Mei: “Oh, not even twenty yet? No wonder you can’t talk, do you have a girlfriend then? It’s not urgent.”
“Yes.”
“Hm? Really have ah? Can you broadcast it? Why don’t we pinch this off?”
“No need, the whole country knows that my girlfriend is Song Zhu’er.”
“Little Nezha? Hey …… am I out of touch with society? You’re a singer right? Any masterpieces?”
Li Tiezhu sipped his tea, “That’s a long story, let me tell you this, my first song is a masterpiece.”
Liu Mei: “You are really not modest!”
Guo Dalin laughed: “Aunt Mei, you’re really ignorant, he really is a classic, not our young people sealed, his fans cover all ages. Moreover, he speaks better comedy than my dad, where can I justify this?”
Liu Mei frowned: “You two are just fooling me, what kind of singer goes to do comedy?”
Guo Da Lin: “Really! I’ll find you a video of him performing at the Jinmen Yundeshe, returning to the stage three times and the audience still won’t stop, and he’s talking to my partner Taozi, who’s his childhood friend. ……”
Liu Mei a little shaken: “three back na? Really know how to say comedy?”
Guo Dalin: “I can’t fool anyone, but I can’t fool you! The column brother is self-taught, pioneered the new art of musical comedy! And you know Soldier’s Raid, right? He wrote and directed it.”
Liu Mei: “I’ve heard of it, it’s very hot, my son loves it. But I didn’t watch it, I just know that his last primitive was quite good.”
Li Tiezhu modestly said, “Thank you, thank you. All rely on peers to set off!”
Liu Mei: “You modest …… have you so modest? Why is this broken child’s speech so annoying, annoying!”
The pop-up screen was hilarious:
“It’s starting again, Tie Zhu really catches whoever he dislikes! I love it.”
“Serious brother never lies.”
“Two years after his debut, he’s still the same Tie Bean.”
“Liu Mei really doesn’t know Li Tie Zhu ah, even the song never stopped?”
“Acting, right? Nowadays, how can anyone not know him?”
“It’s normal for older people.”
“My dad also grew up watching Auntie Mei’s sketches.”
At this time, Xiangjiang actress Su Li Hui pushed her way in wearing a wide knitted jumper, “Hello, hello ……”
Liu Mei takes the lead and hugs her, then Guo Da Lin bends down and goes up to shake hands and greet her, then gets a cut.
Su Li Hui: “Wow, why is your foundation so thick? This mouth, is it the latest lip colour?”
Sparing the articulate Guo Da Lin could only say, “You give me some face.”
In the end, it was Li Tiezhu who came up to shake hands.
After Su Lihui and Li Tiezhu briefly hugged, she repeated the same trick: “Tiezhu, hello again! How come you don’t even put on any make-up? Just a little shade.”
Li Tiezhu didn’t spoil her, “Is there a need for me to salvage? Makeup is also a waste of paint, so it’s better not to put it on.”
Su Li Hui: “That’s make-up not pigment.”
Li Tiezhu took the menu and passed it over: “You are right in everything you say, Auntie, come and order.”
Su Li Hui: “Am I that old?”
Li Tiezhu: “My dad grew up watching your films.”
This is not nonsense, anyway, until many years later, Li Tiezhu’s family still has this aunt’s pirated discs, except that Li Fugui did not allow little Tiezhu to watch them, saying that horror films would scare small children.
Pop-up:
“Goddess opening line.”
“The goddess made Da Lin Zi embarrassed.”
“Still my Tie Zhu is hard.”
“As long as there is Tie Zhu can carry embarrassment to the end.”
“Laughed me to death, pigment?”
“This is not picking a fight, this is clearly picking a fight.”
“I would like to call Li Tiezhu the Peach Blossom Dock’s king of picking fights.”
“Peach Blossom Dock’s Chief Trolling Officer.”
Soon, the food came up, Liu Mei and Su Li Hui began to flirt with Guo Da Lin, because he is good at “bullying”, belonging to the social happy fruit.
Li Tiezhu is different, he is prickly, so the two aunts talk to him less. Li Tiezhu is also happy to relax, a strong shabu shabu eat, their own spicy dipping sauce is fragrant, not accustomed to eating hemp sauce.
Then, Liu Mei asked Su Lihui: “Why did you come to this programme?”
Su Li Hui seriously said, “I’m telling the truth, I came just for you. And then they said there’s also Da Lin Zi, oooh~ I just thought it would be okay because I’ve seen his comedy.”
It was textbook communicative language.
Li Tiezhu coldly said, “Weren’t you the first guest to sign the contract? At that time you didn’t know that the two of them would come.”
Su Li Hui, who was seriously narrating, instantly died socially, “I, this ……”
Liu Mei: “Hey! It’s really here to nitpick.”
Guo Dalin rounded off the scene and said, “Just now that does not count ah! Let’s come back to one side, sister, why did you really come?”
Su Li Hui punched Li Tiezhu twice, ruffled her hair and said, “Just because he came, my friends and I like to watch primitive people, and then this programme is said to be a light-hearted version, and Tiezhu will come to participate, so I came.”
Li Tiezhu: “I was only fooled into coming to this show the day before yesterday, how could you possibly know in advance?”
Su Li Hui: “I ……”
Guo Da Lin: “Tie Zhu can you stop talking? We’ve only just started this programme and it’s going to be ruined by you.”
Li Tiezhu: “The programme team made me real.”
Next, everyone said less, and also do not ask what sensitive topics, are afraid of Li Tiezhu nitpicking to find fault.
The programme team also took the opportunity to give the guests the main content of the programme, in fact, they have long read the detailed planning book, clear as day.
Then, they added each other WeChat began to “invite” other guests.
Li Tiezhu is still eating, the three of them left first, shooting variety show to go, Li Tiezhu do not need to go. He only needs to be behind the scenes, watching the real-time filming trolling, also known as the so-called fault-finding, ghosts know how this programme group think.
The first to be filmed was the guest invited from Liu Mei’s side, a singer Su Long.
The two had obviously never met together, so the scene was very awkward for a while.
Liu Mei was the first to ask: “Eh? Are you from Liao Shen Naga Da?”
Su Long: “Yes.”
“How old were you when you started out?”
“I debuted from my senior year of high school, when I released a song, I released a record.”
“What’s your most famous song?”
“I’m pretty famous for all of them.”
“Holy sh*t, another confident kid, someone just told me the same thing, kids today are just more confident than we were back then.”
“No no no, just kidding, I’m not famous in front of you.”
Then, more embarrassing came, Liu Mei had to let Su Long say a masterpiece, Su Long froze and was too embarrassed to say it, then froze.
Picture everything, Li Tiezhu said, “Little Star, There will be a time after the meeting, There is a little bit of sweetness, these are ah, why are you embarrassed to say it? His songs are pretty good! Besides, this show is too fake, isn’t it? Liu Mei invites guests she doesn’t even know? Why is it so awkward to meet them? Can’t you do a search first? I think you guys should stop calling it ‘Peach Blossom Dock’ and call it ‘Awkward Dock’.”
Pop-up:
“Even through the screen, I’m embarrassed for Su Long.”
“Why do you have to force people to ask about their masterpieces?”
“Why is Su Long’s face swollen?”
“I’ll go, Tie Zhu said my flirty words, what should I do?”
“This programme invited Brother Serious to sanction pop-ups! Leaving us speechless.”
“If it were Tie Zhu, the backhand would be a line about what masterpieces you have.”
Li Tiezhu sat in the director’s sidebar and watched the video, spitting out one by one, showing no mercy at all, after all, with his IQ he could see the bugs, could this be tolerated?
Then it was Zhou Erkang’s turn, this one was a very wise man.
“I started wearing a mask fifteen years ago, it’s called self-protection! What I say, even if it’s not nice, it’s all something I said after much thought.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Isn’t it the same to say it after deep thought and my kind of open mouth? Both don’t sound good! Then why think about it and waste brain cells.”
Zhou Erkang: “I don’t eat fried food or fast food.”
Choreographer: “Eating these foods tends to make you feel happy.”
Zhou Erkang: “That’s because you’re not happy, that’s why you have to eat this happiness. If you were already happy, would you need to eat it?”
Choreographer: “……”
Li Tiezhu: “Double your happiness! This teacher just doesn’t look happy, people with thick nostrils usually get angry easily, and the angrier they get the thicker their nostrils get, and then they need to wear a mask.”
Pop-up:
“Crap! Serious brother, please leave us a flirty comment!”