Just now Chou Erkan said he doesn’t need junk food, then the scene cuts right to the top of four junk food takeaway boxes, then brings up an actress who is eating junk food.
It was also subtitled: Someone needs it.
The actress’ assistant said, “And you know your physique.”
Actress: “Inviting black body.”
“In fact, your word of mouth and roadkill, are not particularly good, this is more serious, the publicity will also be more worried.”
“People say I, then there is a change without adding encouragement, I see quite open.”
“Eh? She just used an idiom.”
“I’m very cultured!”
Pause.
Director: “Tie Zhu, what do you have to say about this actress?”
Li Tiezhu: “First of all, this is a recording, it’s not a reality show at all, it’s your programme team’s pot. Secondly, she can’t even eat four boxes of takeaway by herself, unless she is Yang Feiyue. What are you trying to prove by deliberately making it like this? On the flip side, she’s actually fake eating. The actresses I know, Leng Ba, Yang Mi, Zheng Yan Zi, Zhao Li Ya, Su Li Hui all of them would rarely eat this kind of food, so how could they happen to eat it during the recording? There’s only one person who dares to eat like this, and that’s Yang Feiyue.”
Director: “Ah? Erm ……”
Li Tiezhu said, “And what does appearing on a variety show have to do with her company’s publicity? Who is she ……? A singer?”
Director: “She’s an actress, don’t you know Meng Zoe?”
Li Tiezhu: “Is she famous?”
The director nodded, looked at Li Tiezhu and shook his head again, “That’s not too famous ……”
The video was still continuing.
The pop-up screen, however, split into two factions:
“This sister is so cute? Real funny.”
“Real work!”
“Who is this person?”
“She’s so cultured, she needs publicity to appear on a show?”
“Isn’t buying articles her speciality?”
“Or Li Tiezhu is really, recording and faking, can’t eat so much light posing box, forced to set up a persona.”
“You eat ah? Come to a eat broadcast episode ah!”
“The result of such a long paragraph on a mouthful of fried chicken, there is no one.”
“Is it really okay for Li Tiezhu to spit out the holes in this show directly in front of the director? It was also released.”
“They brought this on themselves, it’s not good to invite anyone to invite Serious Brother.”
“This woman is full of high technology!”
Then the picture was given to the departing Zhang Tang, known in the jungle as the Fish Pond Pond Master.
The choreographer asks in the car, “So when Guo Da Lin sent you an invitation, you refused, but your body was honest and came anyway ……”
Zhang Tang: “I really refused! I came here for my job, coming to this place wasn’t an offer from anyone, it was the director’s team who invited me to work.”
Director: “This is a funny bit, bully.”
Li Tiezhu: “Where is it interesting? People didn’t want to be invited by Guo Da Lin at all. He signed a contract with the show, and all the artists are equal, but as a result, you took the liberty of elevating Liu Mei, Guo Da Lin and Su Li Hui to invite other artists. Some people don’t care, some people aren’t happy about it, my Tong is quite euphemistic, let me tell you if I come across this kind of programme, I can invite a dozen or so more artistes to come for you, you’ll pay or not at that time, right?”
Director team:”……”
Then it was Li Qinxue who took the goose and shot it several times.
Li Tiezhu directly spat strongly, “Do you think Li Qinxue would think of bringing the goose herself? If it wasn’t for the strange plot designed by your programme team she would have brought a goose? Bringing a board goose is more like it. I’ve seen her before, and with her character, she has no friendship with small animals, only hatred. Furthermore, the previous three main curators kept saying that they didn’t know what this programme was about, but it turned out to be good, Li Qinxue brought geese and Zhang Tang talked about investment? Mung who ah?”
The programme is still continuing, Li Tiezhu is not too mean to the newcomers, but he can’t stand those two artists, they themselves have no problem, but the programme team has too many problems.
“You guys have too much purpose, right? No one knows that this programme is to transform Peach Blossom Dock, so what are you doing inviting two artists here? Isn’t this a tick on the head of a bald man?”
“Is it that obvious?”
“What do you think? Do you dare to broadcast what I say? It’s not scary to have problems, when I made Primitive Man last time, the first two instalments were also slagged off for being too depressing and not enjoyable, but it slowly improved later on. But that one that calls himself an artist is a bit confusing …… I haven’t heard anyone call themselves a singer or musician anyway.”
“So what do you call yourself?”
“A singer, a songwriter, an actor. What else? Do I call myself a composer? That’s too shameless, isn’t it?”
The pop-up screen very much agreed with Li Tiezhu:
“I have to say that Li Tiezhu hit the nail on the head, I said that this show always feels wrong after watching it for half a day.”
“Oh my god, the traces of this script are too strong, right? And there are all kinds of loopholes.”
“A decent person is at least someone who has personally done a variety show.”
“The one who calls himself an artist is indeed a bit odd, it feels like he’s not in his right mind.”
“Li Qinxue’s goose is indeed a bit fake, and was forced to shoot several times.”
The scene shifted again, giving it to a middle-aged or elderly woman dressed like a high-grade round gauge, who boarded a car with a young freshman. Then, with feigned surprise, she looks behind her at a pickup truck.
The round gauge lady holds her face and smiles what she thinks is a girlish smile on the side of the pickup truck, “Oh my God, I can’t believe I almost forgot!”
Fresh Meat: “Is this going to take it over?”
Lady Circle Gauge girlish voice: “Mmmm! Mmmm!”
Little Fresh Meat is a bit baffled.
Lady Circular Gauge Spoilsport: “Because the last time I went to see Peach Blossom Dock I found it wasn’t that cosy, so I bought a load of flowers. But it’s kinda pretty isn’t it?”
The unnamed fresh meat refused to answer, “Let’s just take a picture and share it.”
On the other side, the director said, “Although it’s a little bit of a wearing out again, but, it’s still very life-like right?”
Li Tiezhu snorted and said, “Snort ……”
The director asked again, “What do you think of Ms Su Basha’s taste? These flowers are all carefully paired with this selection by her.”
Li Tiezhu looked at the exquisite picture and couldn’t help but laugh loudly, “Puh hehehe ……”
“What’s going on?”
“I now feel that you guys looking for me is a mistake, although you guys are stripped down and primitive, but actually the two programmes are worlds apart. You’re asking a man who picks at mud and cuts bamboo to build a nest to sleep in a big mountain ditch to comment on how the taste of this load of flowers that can’t be used or eaten is? I just want to say I’ve had enough!”
“We are a programme full of humanity and art.”
“I think the half-finished Peach Blossom Dock that flashed by just now is quite good, let them decorate it themselves, make their own furniture, and plant their own flowers. If you want the mood to do it yourself, what’s wrong with spending money on it? And why does this auntie talk like this? I’ve never seen her in a play.”
“She’s the godmother of Chinese fashion, Su Basha. Do you know Basha Night?”
“From the fashion world. I don’t want to talk about it. Go on.”
“Don’t you think Sister Su Basha is very fashionable?”
“Well, fashionable, looks fashionable!”
Pop-up screen:
“Spitting it out makes me feel much better.”
“Reasonably this woman disgusts me, mmmm your sister ah! Fifty years old ……”
“Sorry, my taste didn’t catch up.”
“What are you wearing? It’s still fashionable.”
“In terms of fashion I only obey Brother Serious, dog head save your life.”
“The Queen is so elegant.”
“Is it okay to look fashionable? Tie Zhu is getting better at disliking people.”
“So many red eyes.”
“Who red-eyes her? Is she out of her mind?”
“This Su Basha is so damned deceitful! I now feel that Meng Zoe is real cute, no comparison means no harm.”
“A fifty year old girl, so cocky and cute!”
“This is the most awkward variety show I’ve ever seen, bar none. But I’m surprised I still want to watch it!”
Then, the screen switched again, giving Zhou Erkang a cool shot, which showed him wearing sunglasses and riding a Harley motorbike as he sped down the road, handsome.
Li Tiezhu: “Isn’t he an environmentalist health person? Isn’t this a waste of resources? Obviously, he was just riding in a car, but he switched to a motorbike to play it cool when he’s almost there, did the programme team buy him insurance? Who’s to blame if he falls? And the weather is so cloudy, can you see the road clearly with sunglasses?”
The director didn’t want to talk anymore.
Guo Dalin, Zhang Tang, Liu Mei and the others arrived at Peach Blossom Dock one after another amidst the welcoming sound of loud speakers.
Programme: social fear warning! Embarrassment would be everywhere.
At this time, Li Tiezhu also came out from the director’s monitoring room, he was also going to participate in the first party, the purpose is to spit, anyway, the programme team is so arranged, probably because they are afraid that Li Tiezhu spit through the screen is not enough to enjoy.
Li Tiezhu wore a duck-tongued cap and walked like Peach Blossom Dock, a car on the road rolled down its window, and that female artiste who had just faked eating junk food in the video called out to him:
“Hello, are you also a villager?”
Li Tiezhu said, “No, I’m a werewolf, specialising in killing villagers.”
“Ahahaha, I know you, Li Tiezhu!”
“Hello Meng Zoe.”
“You know me?”
“No, I don’t know, the director just told me, told me to talk to you less, lest your company ask him to delete the footage.”
“Why?”
“Because I don’t know how to talk and it will embarrass you.”
“You’re so cute, how could you bear to bully a pretty little girl?”
“Why do you think you’re pretty?”
“Erm …… so what, are you going to Peach Blossom Dock too? Get in the car and come along.”
“No, it’s not like you can find your way. If you could find the way, would you stop and ask me?”
“Hey! I’ve seen your play, Soldier’s Raid.”
“Thanks.”
“Have you seen any of my plays then?”
“No.”
“I acted with your brother Xiao Zhen in The Magic Road, and he often talked about you on the set.”
“Oh, he didn’t talk about you to me.”
“Ah …… well, goodbye.”
Meng Zoe’s expression twisted, if it wasn’t for the camera, she would have only spewed profanity.
Everyone awkwardly greeted in the open space outside the Peach Blossom Dock, and then Su Basha and her flowers arrived, in addition to Li Tiezhu, a few men first rushed up …… to gather around, and did not help much.
Then Yoko went, Zhou and also went to meet the fashion queen Su Basha.
Liu Mei was still chattering in the distance, seemingly disgruntled, and then, suddenly, she screamed at Su Basha, who screamed back at her, apparently having known each other for a long time.
As Liu Mei and Su Li Hui ran towards Su Basha, the programme team also used multi-angle ascending special effects, or the legendary slow motion.
Awkward out of the sky.
Li Tiezhu plugged his ears with both hands and squatted on a railing, revealing a constipated expression.
Shit!
Coming to this show with no notice fee and having to suffer all kinds of torture, I blame Guo Dalin that idiot!
Zhou Erkang stood behind Li Tiezhu: “Completely incomprehensible.”
Li Tiezhu said, “What’s not to understand? A large fake smile social scene.”
Zhou Erkang looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise: “Quite sharp!”
Li Tiezhu: “This is a woman’s gift.”
I …… understand it too well.