A huge crowd in the open space, chattering and greeting each other.
Subtitle: Social Art Exhibition.
Men and women, old and young, those pretending to be mature, those pretending to be young, those pretending to be cheerful, those pretending to be young converge, and they don’t blame themselves, after all, it’s this unreliable show that got each of them a persona suggestion.
However, there are also people who say I don’t accept your suggestions.
For example, Zhang Tang who stood silently in the corner and watched with cold eyes, and then Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu who had already disappeared far away to the roof of the building.
The fact that the two of them didn’t act together, but rather came to the roof of the building one after the other through different paths and two staircases, and then met again by chance, was coincidental.
The two of them didn’t greet each other and came to the roof of the building to look downwards at the tragedy.
Zhou Erkang: “My luggage is just a backpack, how could they get so much stuff? Why don’t you go and help? Didn’t I see on the programme that you were always helpful?”
Li Tiezhu said, “I’m afraid I can’t help throwing their stuff in the rubbish bin.”
“You’re very real ah Tie Zhu, as real as me.”
“No, we are not the same. I wouldn’t arrive at the place still wearing sunglasses and hugging my helmet, and didn’t you ride in the show’s car in the first place? Why did you run off halfway through the show to play it cool on a motorbike?”
“Are you always this direct in your speech?”
“Yeah. Smart people beat around the bush, stupid people are straight to the point.”
“Hey! Funny, let me tell you this, I hated the show’s car, but they had to have me record a segment in the car, which was a sponsored brand. So, they drove me around the house a few times, and after the taping I came on my own motorbike.”
“Oh, so I was wrong about you.”
“Let me show you my Harley motorbike, want to ride it twice?”
“No look, no ride.”
“Don’t you like motorbikes? All men like motorbikes, right?”
“No, I like tractors because they can carry people and still work.”
“Then we have something in common, I have a farm, I grow my own food and fruits and vegetables and eat them myself, it’s purely natural and non-polluting. And, I have a tractor, and a backhoe.”
“Yeah? An excavator? Then, uncle, let’s exchange a wechat, I’ll go to your place to play when I have time.”
“Are you serious?”
Zhou Erkang was very puzzled and pulled out his mobile phone, and found that Li Tiezhu’s face of excitement did not look like a fake, then he came to his senses. Okay, men like motorbikes, but boys like tractors diggers.
Crew:
Men’s friendships are often built on common ground.
You think it’s a digger?
Nope!
It’s the twenty year old and the forty year old who both chose to …… avoid the girls’ social scene from a distance.
At this point, the camera suddenly cut to the group of people socialising with each other below, most of them ladies, as if three hundred ducks were rushing to the market, a few boys drifting among the flowers, like a flat boat in the shocking waves, perilous, only Guo Dalin can still cope with it.
The pop-up screen had mixed reviews:
“Women are scary.”
“Three women equal a flock of ducks, you think?”
“Straight men never understand how girls socialise.”
“Zhou and Li are too condescending, aren’t they? And stinky-faced Zhang Tang looks out of place, Guo Da Lin is just fine.”
“Didn’t notice? The ones who ignore that group of girls have girlfriends, and the ones who humbly go along with them are single, ha, like they’ve discovered something remarkable.”
“Licking to nothing in the end.”
“I really didn’t expect Li Tiezhu and Zhou Erkang to chat together.”
“Because of the excavator, pfft ……”
“Every boy has an excavator dream!”
“Lai Xiaolin and Su Long are so miserable.”
Lai Xiaolin greeted his sisters and aunts like a quail, and in the end, he missed Su Lihui and was criticised for being rude.
Zhang Tang’s face was cold as he nodded and greeted the two boys and then stepped aside, being pointed at by the girls who felt he was not gentlemanly enough.
Su Long’s swollen face still has to smile and communicate with all the queens, but the others don’t pay much attention to him.
The girls took the initiative to greet the girls, but never took the lead in paying attention to the boys, making sure that the other party took the initiative to come over. The girls with different identities, professions, ages, and personalities seemed to be chaotically chattering for a while before returning to order, an order that was scary to watch.
Yoko, who was also a comedy web star, and Li Qinxue chatted together with a hint of helplessness in their spunk.
Meng Zoe and Zhou, both rising drama hotties, forcefully call each other’s drama titles on camera, pretending to warm up while grabbing the camera.
Su Basha, Liu Mei and Su Li Hui, the three “giants”, were rightfully together, praising each other for their good maintenance, and then began to direct the boys to help with the work and push the flow of the programme without any trace, beginning to emit a vague desire to manipulate in their bones.
Close-ups of four faces appear on the screen: Lai Xiaolin’s humility, Su Long’s embarrassment, Guo Dalin’s compensatory smile, and Zhang Tang’s indifference.
The crew:
Socialising can sometimes be pleasant without working too hard, like this ……
The scene then shifted to Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu on the roof, and the two figures from afar copied hands and talked to each other.
Liu Mei suddenly saw the two on the roof and shouted: ”Why are you two running so far? Come down and give everyone a chance to get to know you!”
Su Basha: “Come down quickly! Why are you two so out of place?”After shouting, she asked in a low voice, “Who is it? So draggy?”
Liu Mei: “Who else could it be? Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu.”
Su Basha: “Oh!”
This oh was quintessential, it indicated that if it was anyone else doing this it would be too impolite, but it was a matter of course for these two to do such a thing.
Su Li Hui looks upwards with her hand on the pergola: “The two of them know a lot about girls, hahaha ……”
On the roof, Zhou Erkang asked, “Going down?”
Li Tiezhu shouted, “What are you talking about? It’s too windy upstairs to hear.”
Liu Mei: “I’ll come up if you don’t come down.”
Li Tiezhu: “We’re coming down.”
Liu Mei: “Can you hear me now? Unlucky child.”
Su Li Hui covered her mouth and laughed: “Tie Zhu is so skinny, but so cute, a boy like him is straight but will be very pleasing to girls.”
Su Basha said, “Definitely. Tie Zhu is actually very talented in fashion, he has a good body and a high class facial profile.”
Meng Zoe: “Just now I greeted Tie Zhu and he lovingly gave me a dislike, it’s embarrassing me.”
Zhou Yu: “Right? I just nodded at him and he didn’t even look at me.”
“And he even asked me why you think you’re pretty.”
“That straight?”
“Not really straight, I guess, it just feels …… extra cool.”
“I also think that talented people are generally more special and especially don’t like to follow the crowd.”
Pop-up screen:
“Crap! These women have such strange logic.”
“The ones who can’t get it are always stirring.”
“Li Tiezhu’s theorem, anyone who has been disliked by Li Tiezhu will like him.”
“Except for Song Zhu’er, Li Tiezhu dislikes one person when he sees one.”
“Is it okay that the wind is too strong to hear?”
Upstairs, Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu started to go downstairs, the two of them walked slowly with their hands behind their backs, the same as the oldest man taking a walk.
Zhou Erkang: “The show’s scriptwriters have problems, it’s a mess down there, is this their script?”
Li Tiezhu thought about it, “I think they gave up, they gave up writing scripts, how do you write a script for a variety show with fifteen people? This show has too many people, look, the chaos will continue later. However, this kind of chaotic scene and awkward socialising might become the speciality of this show.”
“That’s a speciality?”
“Yes, these days the viewers are sick, they like to watch oddball programmes.”
“You’re not afraid of offending the audience either? Of course, this sentence should be cut.”
“It won’t be cut, but the viewers will praise me, don’t believe me, look at the pop-ups floating by above.”
“Huh?”
Pop-up screen:
“Good job Tie Zhu.”
“I’m sick!”
“Even though this show is awkward, I actually expected even more awkward scenes to appear.”
“It’s this era that’s sick, isn’t it?”
“Although Brother Serious isn’t smart, he has a unique vision.”
“Tie Zhu understands me!”
Not long after, Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu came over, Su Basha was very enthusiastic and organised all the newcomers to meet Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu, both of them also greeted everyone humbly, not overly enthusiastic, but also not wanting to be as cold as Zhang Tang.
Zhou Erkang needless to say, many people’s childhood shadow, no, childhood good.
Although Li Tiezhu was younger than many people on the scene, he had the highest achievements, two original albums that broke the sales record, a TV series that broke the ratings record, in addition to being the youngest Mr Four Billion in the film industry, and in terms of variety, he was even more of a heavenly existence, a programme with him would be on fire, there was no reason for it.
Therefore, even if Li Tiezhu wasn’t proud, the others didn’t dare to belittle him.
After everyone had met, they heard the loud speaker say that they could go and choose a room, and everyone turned around and went into the Peach Blossom Dock.
Li Tiezhu asked truthfully, “So, you guys brought so many things here, aren’t you going to move them?”
The young people were embarrassed, especially Zhou again who had brought a lot of things.
Su Basha said, “Am I going to move those flowers myself?”
Li Tiezhu: “Then do you want those flowers to walk in by themselves? Do they know the way?”
Su Basha: “……”
Zhang Tang walked next to Li Tiezhu: “Pfft ……”
However, everyone still didn’t move anything, but pretended not to hear Li Tiezhu’s soul questioning, and went in to talk and discuss about choosing a room.
Li Tiezhu did not choose a room, nor did he watch the fun, and put the goose into the fence that had long been prepared outside.
Continuing to spit, “The programme team really anticipates things like God, as early as when building the Peach Blossom Dock, they counted on their fingers that Li Qinxue would bring two geese. Amazing!”
Choreographer: “Aren’t you curious about everyone’s rooms?”
Li Tiezhu put water on the geese and said, “What’s there to be curious about? The inside must be especially luxuriously decorated with a sense of design. Besides, what’s the suspense in choosing the room? It must be Liu Mei, Su Li Hui, Su Basha, Zhou Erkang single room ah, the others are even simpler, Zhou and Meng Zuo Yi, Yangzi and Li Qin Xue, Su Long and Peng Yue, Zhang Tang and Lai Xiaolin …… Chen San and Ou Er, not necessarily, Chen San may prefer a single room, Ou Er may be with Da Lin, Da Lin won’t go to choose a room, he likes to be humble, let others finish choosingThe rest is his.”
Choreographer: “How could you possibly know? There’s really no script for this part of the programme, even I don’t know.”
Li Tiezhu: “I just watched clearly from upstairs, in fact, the rooms were already divided the moment they met.”
The scene shifted to the interior, Li Tiezhu’s casual combinations were surprisingly not bad at all, even Chen San went and chose the last single room he expected. In fact, according to the human condition, everyone knew that that last single room was actually reserved for Guo Da Lin by the big brothers, but he just gave it to occupy.
The pop-ups are stunned, Li Tiezhu’s mouth has been opened, right?