When he left, Guo Dalin sent Li Tiezhu out of the Peach Blossom Dock, and again thanked him, he was the one who invited Li Tiezhu to make a free guest appearance, in fact, it is also a disguised use of Li Tiezhu’s influence to pull popularity for the new show.
At this time, the programme has been recorded, the talk is also more casual.
Li Tiezhu said: “Everyone says I’m a supernumerary of the Yundesha, so what’s the point of being polite? As long as you guys don’t mind me spitting too hard.”
Guo Dalin gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up: “It’s also really hard, when you dislike people, I’m embarrassed cancer you know? It’s also you, otherwise no one can really cure those three sisters, the thought of having to stay with them for twenty days gives me the creeps.”
“You get used to it after a while, and didn’t you realise that those two actresses are no slouches either?”
“Hey yo, my pillar brother ah, you don’t say, Meng Zoe I’m not sure, I went to pick up that Zhou again today, good guy, almost didn’t move the house to …… chat along the way put me all confused.”
“Be strong!”
Li Tiezhu patted Guo Dalin’s shoulder and encouraged.
Guo Dalin: “Anyway, can not die, I am a person with a father, they dare not go too far. So what, do you know about Taozi? You give a word about him.”
Li Tiezhu was about to open the car door, puzzled: “Isn’t he working in your Yundesha?”
“Still working …… but don’t mention it! Last week, I went on stage with him to perform, guess what? His legs are weak, almost did not fall a big heel, thanks to me to help him.”
“What? Are you sick?”
“No, it’s that. Mildew came for half a month, Tao Zi is losing weight day by day, the spirit is also depressed, not I exaggerate ah! It’s true. This is not, I came to record the programme, he is no partner, and leave to go to the United States, I am afraid that he died in the United States …… so you understand it?”
“It’s fine, I’ll teach him two tricks to protect himself.”
“Oooh! Still have the best moves? Can you share share share?”
“Brother Da Lin, don’t you have no girlfriend?”
“You can’t be too skilled, your dad said so.”
“Well, it’s okay to tell you, the textbook says that the biggest difference between humans and animals lies in the use of tools ……”
Li Tiezhu leaned on the door of the car, with a pious face, he taught Guo Dalin the masterstroke, the latter frowned and nodded repeatedly, obviously benefited a lot. Li Tiezhu has never been a person who hides his own secrets, and Guo Dalin is so sensitive and good at learning modest and humble.
“Good fellow, so many tricks?”
“Each line is a profound and profound learning, before I also do not know anything, I know to rely on the body to eat the opponent hard …… A total of three technological revolutions experienced by mankind, and now has just moved from the electrical era to the era of artificial intelligence, this tool is also more high-end……”
“To be good at what you do, you must first make good use of your tools, and listening to you is better than reading ten years’ worth of books.”
“You can’t rely too much on tools, iron still needs its own hard, more exercise can make you invincible.”
“Suddenly had the idea of wanting to work out ……”
Guo Da Lin’s smile was obviously lewd, usually well-behaved and eloquent, but at this time, he was living as a small Guo Gangde. This is the real state of him, usually that eight-sided image is a mask.
Li Tiezhu said, “The body is the foundation, and the technique should not be wasted.”
“Yo ~ chat what technology it so mysterious?”
A take-charge female voice sounded, and then Meng Zoe in a pink suit floated out of the night with a somewhat sultry expression.
Guo Dalin panicked: “Nothing.”
Li Tiezhu was full of nonsense: “The law is not passed on to the six ears, the specific can not tell you. Didn’t you say you want to eat all the spicy hot pot? Finished?”
Meng Zoe: “Can that be taken seriously? It’s just a programme persona, I casually shot a few eating shots out to get some air, and then I met you two sneaking around.”
Guo Da Lin cries out, “What sneaking around? I’m asking Brother Zhu to teach me comedy, it’s professionals communicating frankly.”
Indeed frank enough, Li Tiezhu thought to himself, I will give him all I know anyway.
Meng Zoey said suspiciously, “Really? Tie Zhu, you taught him to do comedy? His father is Guo Gangde.”
Li Tiezhu: “Isn’t it Mr Donkey?”
Guo Da Lin laughed and scolded, “Screw you! He really teaches me to do comedy, now my dad is the titan of the comedy world, he is the titan of the comedy world. He is teaching me how to conquer the audience with techniques, let the audience laugh if you want them to, as loud as you want.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s not necessarily true, the size of the sound is the audience’s own physical decisions, some laugh fast but short, some laugh slowly but persistent, and some you talk he laughed to death.”
Guo Da Lin thought deeply, “I also want more audience.”
Meng Zoe: “You don’t have much of an audience? There are a few hundred people per show, right?”
Guo Da Lin laughed: “That would exhaust me to death, I would vomit blood, my body can’t take it, farewell! I’ll go back and eat some more, Brother Chu, I’ll ask you for advice some other time. Take care!”
Li Tiezhu: “Goodbye, Brother Da Lin.”
Guo Da Lin left, because he could see that Meng Zoe had something to look for Li Tie Zhu, he could only say brother take care.
“Bye, sister.”
Li Tiezhu opened the car door and drilled inside.
Meng Zoey came round from the front of the car, opened the door of the passenger seat and also sat in.
Li Tiezhu was bewildered: “What for? I’m leaving.”
Meng Zoey smiled charmingly, raised her eyebrows and looked at Li Tiezhu: “You’re very good at comedy?”
Li Tiezhu: “Not bad.”
“Then what kind of audience do you think I’m considered? The ones that are good at making people laugh? Or the kind that is not amusing?”
“The ones that are hard to make fun of, you look like you have advanced tastes, we’re all just mundane.”
“Then you’re wrong, I’m very good at making people laugh, and I never stop laughing, I’m very loud, I can laugh from the beginning to the end.”
“Huh?”
“Really! I laugh …… point especially low, without any props, you move your mouth I can laugh to death in the past kind of.”
“Heh …… so what, I should go.”
“Will you come back tomorrow?”
“I don’t know, I was only supposed to come for one episode, but I’ll come back to this show to check it out if I have time, it’s pretty funny.”
“It’s the bunch of oddballs on this show that’s interesting, isn’t it? They’re all a bunch of people with abnormal brains, and the only two who are sane are still being ostracised to death by us crazy women.”
“Right.”
“How dare you say yes, more double entendres or more multiple entendres?”
“I don’t say it much, it’s all in jest.”
“Seems like multiple mouths are common! Tut …… tut I knew you were not an honest man, from the moment we met today I knew it. How about a comedy routine for me too? In the car. Sister laugh for you to hear ah.”
“No, I’m not a professional when it comes to comedy.”
“Then leave your contact details, I’ll go listen to your comedy sometime and be your audience. An audience like me with a particularly low laugh point, you’ll have a great sense of achievement! Trust me.”
“Okay.”
Meng Zoey came to the side of Li Tiezhu’s face and blew a breath, “See you later, master of comedy!”
Saying that, she got out of the car and walked away without looking back.
Li Tiezhu shrugged his shoulders, just this? It’s a hundred thousand miles worse than the cat that charmed people to death, and my heart fluctuates without fluctuation.
Pushing the two hard gear knobs down, Li Tiezhu took off with a kick of the throttle.
Enchanting out of a few metres, Meng Zoe turned back to look at the distant domestic car, revealing a bizarre smile, also licked his mouth, reached out and grabbed the car through the air, a grip, confident.
“You won’t be able to escape me! Little master.”
Li Tiezhu drove straight back to the villa and saw Song Zhu’er waving the whip.
After parking the car, Li Tiezhu came to the courtyard to watch Song Zhu’er whip the gyroscope, and only found it funny, compared to my family’s Zhu’er, those in Peach Blossom Dock are not considered to be psychopaths. Leng Ba turned his hand and gave the gyro to Song Zhu’er, because she found that her back injury was worse after a few times of smoking.
Snap! Snap!
“So how was the show?”
Song Zhu’er asked.
Li Tiezhu said, “Quite interesting, I’m going to go again, I’ve never seen such a confusing and embarrassing programme, come with me tomorrow.”
Song Zhu’er collected the gyro, sat on Li Tiezhu’s lap: “Do not go, I’m sleeping, afternoon Zhuang sister about a crew director drinking, to raise the energy to drink him to lie down. Hey, now the film contract is difficult to get ah, Sister Zhuang are anxious.”
“Let me studio help ah.”
“I want to have a child.”
“My studio has a lot of resources, I can find a way to get you film resources, not necessarily the female lead, but the part will not be too small.”
“It’s best to have a girl, a boy is also fine.”
“It’s not early, go upstairs.”
“A girl should be as pretty as me, and a boy better be as sturdy as you.”
“Have you been drinking?”
“No, who drinks and smokes gyros?”
“Then how do you say strange things?”
“Sniff …… not strange ah, you have long known that I want to have a child at the age of eighteen, and now all the past three years …… ah! The years are merciless ah!”
“Graduation regeneration.”
Li Tiezhu took the strange and weird Song Zhu’er upstairs, took a shower, and then went to change the script of “Lost in Transit” to go, today saw the performance of the gang of rabble, Li Tiezhu suddenly had a little new inspiration.
Song Zhu’er also went to take a shower, and then carried a bottle of erguotou to the living room to watch TV, and found that Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone on the coffee table popped up a message.
She picked up the phone, unlocked it, and clicked on WeChat.
A message from a Meng Zoey: “Master comedian, are you home yet? Sister is so bored, this crap show is not interesting at all.”
Song Zhu’er thought for a moment and remembered who it was, the Nortel’s senior sister, also participating in Peach Blossom Dock.
Could it be that the perfume smell on Tie Zhu was hers?
Song Zhu’er then used Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone to reply, “Just arrived.”
Meng Zoe: “Sleeping yet?”
“Nope.”
“You know what? As soon as we met today, you said I wasn’t pretty, I was actually a bit angry, but then suddenly I wasn’t angry, do you know why?”
“Oh.”
“Because I find it kinda cute that you’re like that with anyone.”
“Hmm.”
Song Zhu’er was well versed in Li Tiezhu’s speaking routine, so she returned the message in a concise manner and exuded a kind of impatience, which was very Li Tiezhu.
Meng Zoe: “What’s wrong? Is it inconvenient for you to speak? Why so perfunctory?”
Song Zhu’er replied with a wicked smile, “Zhu’er is asleep, I’m afraid to wake her up.”
After sending it, Song Zhu’er found that it was still not poisonous enough, without the essence of Li Tiezhu’s dislike, then she should cry out for help! There is no such thing as too much difficulty, only brave animals. So, she sent a screenshot of the chat to the ‘Artifact Zoo’ chat group and @ everyone, explaining the situation concisely:
“Coordinates Kyoto, reporter Erha, found the scent of a wild animal on the master, ask how to capture it, please reply if you receive it, ohvor!”