Captive Cat: “Who is Menzoy? I’ll come back with an encyclopaedia, ohvall!”
Bear 2: “Nuts, ohvall!”
Zoo Director – Erha: “This woman is obviously up to no good, I smell perfume on Tizhu, I wonder if the domestication is complete, do we need to keep trying? Oh woww!”
Captive Cat: “I know who it is, try her. Ohvall.”
Erha: “Try her how? Ohvall.”
Captive Cat: “@Rabbit, come out! The dark mastermind has come out to plan. Oh, wow.”
There’s been no response from Bunny Smash.
Erha: “Rabbit Smash is scared of us, ha! Things aren’t going well, see attached picture for details, ohvor.”
DDT.
Erha sends a picture of the chat:
“In bed so early? Do you two wear clothes to bed?”
“Wear.”
“I just took a shower too, so guess if I’m dressed.”
“No.”
“I’m wearing a pink nightgown, I’m not wearing anything inside, hee hee …… The narrator’s Zhou and his brain is in the pits, and he reads the script at night, so what’s the point of pretending to be a calf? Everyone is relying on capital into the group, with me this race face it.”
“I am also reading the script.”
“Wow! You’re really paying attention, no wonder you’re Mr Four Billion at a young age.”
“That’s all thanks to my girlfriend Song Zhu’er.”
“Is she a competent comic audience? Does she laugh easily? Does her laughter last long?”
“??”
“The comedy skills you were talking to Guo Da Lin about earlier.”
“Oh.”
“Sister, I love listening to comedy, can you play for me sometime?”
“Let’s talk about it.”
“Sister is waiting for you, looking forward to your performance.”
When sending this photo out, Song Zhu’er’s head was spinning, what comedy skills and audience? Why the sudden change of topic? It boggles my mind ah.
But it always felt wrong!
In the group, Erha said, “I can barely answer, I feel like I don’t know what’s being talked about.”
Bear 2: “She’s probably just a comic fan, she likes to listen to Li Tiezhu blindly blowing, you’re too sensitive.”
Erha: “No, I think there’s something wrong.”
Captive Cat: “You think all women are as stupid as us? To be trapped by this crooked neck tree of his?”
Bear 2: “I don’t.”
Erha: “Tie Zhu is not a crooked-necked tree! He’s not crooked. How do I get back to her?”
Bear 2: “Don’t touch Tie Zhu’s mobile phone to protect his privacy.”
Captive Cat: “The master will be angry.”
Erha: “No, I often help him deal with the actresses who harass him, I have higher authority than you guys, and I have access to and hands-on access to top secrets.”
Now, Cat and Bear Two ignored her too, what kind of big tail wolf are you pretending to be? The weakest scum in combat!
Song Zhu’er looked at the screen for a long time, there was no message, and finally her heart crossed, so she hardened her heart.
Drip drip drip.
Suddenly, the guy who had been diving for many days finally couldn’t help but speak.
Rabbit smash: “Are you all pigs? What Meng Zoe said about talking about comedy is definitely not pure, and the audience is definitely something black, what you need to do now is to go along with what she says and try to extract more information. Then draw her wave, tease her to the explosion, about a secret code or something, and then delete the message record. She thought that she had made an unknown py deal with Li Tiezhu, but Li Tiezhu had no knowledge of it and went to the programme tomorrow to sanction her ironically! At the end of tomorrow, cut a picture and send it to her, and cut this paragraph of mine. Also, let’s leave a message together: a melon bitch like you is worthy of listening to comedy? I’ll go first!”
Rabbit Smash: “How can a melon bitch like you be worthy of listening to comedy?”
Captive Cat: “How can a woman like you listen to comedy?”
Bear 2: “How can a melon bitch like you listen to comedy?”
Erha: “How can you listen to comedy?”
Rabbit: “Did you take a screenshot?”
Erha: “Screenshot complete, I also mosaic the group name and everyone’s nicknames. Rabbit Smash, you finally stopped pretending to be dead in the group? I’m still a reliable rabbit when it comes to underhandedness, so I’ll commend you, and you’ll be the first to listen to the comedy next time.”
Rabbit Smash: “Scram!”
Captive cat: “Rabbit Ya Ya really greasy, so insidious plan really only you can think of, I damn especially want to see that woman received Song Zhu’er sent her screenshots after the expression. In terms of perversion, you’re number one in the world. Anyway, this cat is convinced!”
Rabbit Smash: “Get lost! A bunch of retards, say it again and I’ll quit the group.”
Bear 2: “You’re all livestock.”
Erha: “So are you.”
Song Zhu’er got Rabbit Smash’s instructions and instantly got through, using Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone to send a message to Meng Zuoi.
“Look at you, if you want to hear a comic tomorrow you blink, blink three times.”
“What the hell? Why are you suddenly so direct? Not replying to messages for so long and suddenly saying this makes me unable to sleep.”
“I’ll give you a round of applause if I get it.”
“While recording the show? Yeah, that looks pretty exciting.”
“Sleep.”
“An.”
Song Zhu’er finished chatting with Meng Zoe, silently guarding Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone for a long time without any new messages being sent, before she took a picture and sent it to the group, and then deleted the chat with Meng Zoe.
Not long after, Li Tiezhu came out, and Song Zhu’er chatted for a while about the studio, mainly about the construction of the crew of “Lost in Transit”, these are Song Zhu’er in the clapboard, Zhang Xiaomeng and Sun Heihei are busy.
Li Tiezhu sat on the sofa, Song Zhu’er sat on the iron pillar, chatting feverishly.
Song Zhu’er only felt that Li Tiezhu’s words were sharp and deep, and she had been completely overwhelmed. Breaking defence three times, but also by Li Tiezhu sentence tight, he justified the questioning, firm as a rock, Song Zhu’er reasoning to the extreme, the internal organs are shifted like, as if the body is loaded with a blender.
However, Song Zhu’er chose to tolerate, my family pillar must have been stimulated today, it is all because of that melon bitch.
On the other hand, Meng Zoe was brushing her mobile phone on the bed, and the messages from the four male artists, two directors, and one rich businessman in WeChat were replied to one by one. Each one’s response tactics are different, this one has to reply immediately, this one has to take the initiative to talk to him, this one has to reply only after he has sent three messages, and this one has to pretend that he doesn’t want to care about him.
Zhou put down the script again, saw the busy Meng Zoe and asked, ”Sister, what are you doing? Look at you so busy you’re sweating.”
Meng Zoe: “Speculation in the stock market, the recent market is not good, but today found a potential stock, the capital is very strong future trend is very tough kind, not bad. You do not speculate in stocks?”
Zhou again: “I do not understand finance, afraid of losing money.”
Meng Zuo Yi head did not lift: “Speculation stocks which need financial knowledge? Relying on the vision, investment, ruffled …… regulation, as well as the most important …… long-term holding.”
Zhou and respect: “Wow! Sister you know a lot ah.”
Meng Zoe: “They all say I’m tea and table, say I make, in fact, I’m just good at planning and execution.”
Zhou Yu: “I think you’re quite easy to get along with, it’s nice to know you.”
Meng Zoe: “Hmph! You’re happy too early.”
……
Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu drove to Peach Blossom Dock again, sometimes Li Tiezhu also felt that he was quite a bad taste, not an honest person at all, and his long-time self-perception was wrong.
His biggest bad taste is to see others lose their ugly and sell their stupidity.
In the past, he watched the mentors and contestants hooking up from Tie Bean’s point of view, then he watched the critters hurting each other from the position of a higher species, and now he watched the people of Peach Blossom Dock in pandemonium from the position of an outsider.
When Li Tiezhu found the show, the artists hadn’t woken up yet, so Li Tiezhu went to the village and ran five kilometres.
Then the programme started.
Everyone ate breakfast and started meeting again, this time the purpose of the meeting was to confirm a few items, so that everyone could be divided into groups and then go and execute them. The short answer is that the last instalment was so chaotic that it felt like the guys were a bunch of jerks, but it’s okay to mix up an instalment, not a season.
So, what library, picking group, meditation room, etc., all came out, all of which are contraptions that Li Tiezhu does not understand.
Everyone was in the meeting, Li Tiezhu was eating snacks and fruits, and he was a little hungry again after running five kilometres.
Then, Peng Yue says he’s self-healing and wants to get the baking house, and he’s a lonely person, and tears come down as he talks, and the group rushes up to comfort him.
Pop-ups:
“Heartbroken and wanting to laugh.”
“It’s just one show, is that so bad?”
“What are you waiting for? Everyone hurry up and cry together!”
“Because a certain show was cancelled for pouring milk, and he’s the only one of that show’s contestants who hasn’t made his debut yet, it has the biggest impact.”
“It must be hard to be in such a situation.”
“This is too fragile.”
“My n*gga, this is still acting up?”
“Fast forward, fast forward, can’t stand it.”
“It’s hard to get the atmosphere right this season, but he’s ruined it again. Hey!”
Liu Mei: “Kids are under too much pressure, it’s not easy.”
Peng Yue cried: “Loneliness can heal itself, but it needs …… woo woo, it needs to collide …… woo woo ……”
Li Tiezhu, who hadn’t said anything this season, ate the cake and said, “Is this cake from the programme? Or did you guys buy it yesterday? It’s quite tasty.”
Everyone froze for a moment, as everyone’s attention turned to Peng Yue at this point.
Li Tiezhu was still eating there?
Is there any sympathy (acting) at all?
Su Lihui said, “We bought the cake ourselves.”
Li Tiezhu stuffed another piece and said vaguely, “Baking houses can make their own cakes, right? Do you make it that good? Brother Peng?”
Peng Yue’s eyes were red, made even harder by the top of the sentence, and he shook his head in self-abasement, “But …… but I’ll try to do well, I’ll keep learning, and I’m doing the baking house as a cure for loneliness ……”
The other guests suddenly became embarrassed, Li Tiezhu this prick is targeting people again, this time it is still vulnerable.
However, no one interrupted Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu added: “Go to the hospital for illness! Mental illness to find a psychiatrist, my home bamboo child’s psychiatrist is very good, if you need me to introduce to you?”
The atmosphere became awkward, as if it was as cold as ice and snow.
Peng Yue was even more aggrieved, he was angry, but he didn’t dare to retort, because Li Tiezhu curiosity was too high and too high, and also one of the investors of this programme.
Li Tiezhu: “Showbiz doesn’t believe in tears!”
Peng Yue immediately tears like rain, even dare not cry out, do not dare to look up at Li Tiezhu, inferiority complex to the bone.
Li Tiezhu didn’t stop: “Who are you crying for? People because you cry will be good to you? Yes, but only once, next time will be far away from you. Will the audience like you because you cry? Some of them will, but it’s just sympathy. Do you want that kind of liking?”