The new message sent is three paragraphs of text, Deer Ha Ni looked at the screen full of text, people are stupid, this damn also too good at playing it? Use WeChat to write a diary? Also sent to Li Tiezhu? This is definitely not a serious person ah!
Li Tiezhu finished twenty sit-ups, took back his mobile phone and read it.
“Tie Zhu, I woke up at 4:30 this morning, washed up and put on my make-up at 5:30 to take a taxi to your theatre set, ate breakfast and then filmed the scene, I feel very out of shape, and you’re also angry, I’m sorry, it’s all because I didn’t do a good job. You gave me a role with more drama than Zhu’er and the others, but I let you down, I’ll try to improve myself.”
“After filming, I rushed to Hengdian again at noon, and in the afternoon, I filmed a few scenes, and my condition was okay, the female second who bullied me last time didn’t throw her face at me anymore, and even invited me to drink coffee. She asked if there were any other roles in Lost in Transit that she could guest star in, and I said that they were all set by Tie Zhu. She also asked me if I was close to you, I said we were classmates and I bought you breakfast every day, she then said that there was a chance for me to introduce you guys to each other, I didn’t say yes but I didn’t reject it to my face either. You won’t be angry, will you?”
“I didn’t have a play in the evening, so I went back to the hotel early to memorise the script, and took a forty-minute bath, and the assistant director came knocking on my door again, so I didn’t answer it and pretended I wasn’t there. Soon I’ll be going to bed, I’ve written more than three hundred words of report today, I feel very full and a little tired. Good night! — Xu Jia Zhen Report.”
After reading it, Li Tiezhu scratched his head and replied:
“Read.”
Next to him, Deer Hani, who had long been looking stupid, immediately burst out, “I f*cking stepped on the horse! Will play ah! Still read? Tsk tsk …… I’m f*cking cracking up! Cowpuncher cowpuncher. How did you come up with this? How did you come up with such an amazing play? Too evil!”
Li Tiezhu: “Where is evil? It’s just a normal reporting ah.”
“Hehe jak~ debriefing is not normal!”
“Why is it not normal? If she doesn’t report like this, how would I know what she does every day?”
“I’ll go! I can’t do this anyway, it’s not normal.”
“Inexplicable.”
Li Tiezhu continued to do push-ups, ignoring Deer Ha Ni.
Deer Hani’s eyes rolled around, then directly manipulated his mobile phone and sent voice: “Xiao Han ah, how are you today? You weren’t targeted on the programme, right? In this way, you shoot a video to give me a report on what you did today, not less than a minute in length. I’ll see if you’ve done anything wrong, and my brother can also give you a remedy. Oh yeah, shoot with a veiled face oh.”
Li Tiezhu looked wryly at Deer Hani, does this bastard not want to live? Aren’t you not able to do it?
Deer Hani: “What for? You messed up, I can not learn ah?”
“You are not right.”
“You let people report on the right?”
“Yes.”
“Bullsh*t! I’m also concerned about my little sister.”
DDT.
Deer Ha Ni received a voice, a petite voice: “Brother, must it be like this?”
Deer Ha Ni returned in seconds, “In the future, form a normal ah, give me a report every night before going to bed, brother can help you only so much. Cheer up! Hurry up and go shoot the video.”
Li Tiezhu looked at the gradually twisted Deer Hani and said, “Look at this thing you did, I think I’m not right.”
Deer Ha Ni: “Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe …… Here it comes! Watch it together, Tie Zhu.”
He had received a debriefing video from the other party, daintily reporting what he had done today.
Li Tiezhu seriously despised Deerhani’s bad taste, so he came over to criticise, “Yo! Isn’t this that who? Just debuted this year.”
Deer Hani replied voice after watching the video: “Read.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
In a hotel in Hengdian, Xu Jiazhen, who had long since gone to bed, was insomniac.
On the other hand, Li Tiezhu is really hungry, people are hungry and panicked what all do out, he fitness is not healthy, take the mobile phone rolled over and got out of bed.
Deer Hani then laughed: “Do you want to go out for a drive? The house is strange boring.”
Li Tiezhu’s old face reddened: “I am doing just that.”
“Good to go! Don’t see me off!”
“Farewell!”
Anyway, they are all immodest rotten brothers and sisters, half a catty, what do they care about face?
After saying that, Li Tiezhu went out of the door, looked around and touched towards Leng Ba’s room.
To the room, a knock on the door, wearing black stockings inside the stewardess uniform Leng Ba immediately opened the door, and can pinpoint the same, a face of teasing to look at Li Tiezhu, you are not not hungry? Now? With a hungry ghost like.
Li Tiezhu closed the door, unlocked, and then …… directly nailed Lengba directly to the wall.
Leng Ba: “Gently, people’s stockings are not strong at all.”
Li Tiezhu: “Not sturdy? I’ll try the prop quality, really, after spending so much money the quality is still not ……”
To be honest, Song Zhu’er and Zhao Liya two, he can tolerate, only can not tolerate Leng Ba this demon. At this moment, he suddenly remembered the big tongue to play the aunt theory, what time is the best aged wine, aunt not drunk people from drunk ……
Aged wine is not aged Li Tiezhu does not understand, anyway, Leng Ba sister is quite drunk.
The next day, Leng Ba dragged the exhausted remnants of the body to slip back to the Heng shop to return to the blood to go, Li Tiezhu full of blood appeared in his own and Deer Hani’s room, early in the morning to pick him up and go out for a morning run.
“Aren’t you tired?”
“Why would I be tired?”
“I’ve heard that there are only tired oxen, not ploughed fields.”
“Hey! That’s an ox, I’m a tractor.”
“f*ck!”
Deer Hani expressed his aggravation, but what could be done?
After following Li Tiezhu ran a whole five kilometres, rested a little for a short while, and went to eat breakfast, Li Tiezhu is not harsh on the management of the crew, breakfast is eaten on their own, after eating nine thirty collection of filming, is considered humane, but the main thing is to …… save food costs.
After eating breakfast, Li Tiezhu and Deer Hani received the rushed chicken brother and clip sh*t crawler two father and son.
Li Tiezhu smiled and shook hands with Brother Chicken, but got the other side of the stink face. Deer Ha Ni is even more embarrassing, he is completely unknown to Brother Chicken, all thanks to the fact that he watched the film series of the Grouchy Boys when he was a child, and Brother Chicken is also …… a stinky face to this top stream superstar of two years ago.
Li Tiezhu thought to himself, didn’t he say that he learnt that he was making a film and specially came over to support his cameo? Why this expression?
“What are you looking at? Haven’t seen a handsome man?”
Brother Chicken glared.
Li Tiezhu: “That’s not what you said on the phone.”
Cocky: “What the hell? That’s what his mother forced me to say, saying that I’m out of fashion and need to please a popular idol like you to earn some popularity, that’s all! What do you think?”
Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly and unobtrusively, “Understood, understood.”
Deer Ha Ni, who was already exhausted, was even more awkward out of the sky, and in turn thought, “Isn’t it me who is the popularity idol? Li Tiezhu, he’s only a powerhouse at best!
At this time, the little potty mouth spoke, he smiled with his eyes curved into a crescent moon: “Ang buckle ah, dull enemy lied, mummy did not allow him to come, he also fierce mummy, said mummy’s hair is too long ……”
Deer Hani: “Hair is long and short?”
Clip sh*t crawl child nodded: “Yes, yes, sister how do you know?”
Deer Ha Ni bereft: “I’m the older brother. If you don’t believe me, I’ll pull it out for you!”
Chicken: “Clip sh*t crawler, to call brother.”
Li Tiezhu: “No, call uncle.”
Crawler: “Ah! So it’s an uncle with long hair! Ang buckle up!”
Chicken Brother is a little embarrassed up, the little traitor betrayed him, indeed he took the initiative to come, of course, not to please Li Tiezhu nor to give Li Tiezhu a favour, purely to ask for another song brother only.
After the release of last year’s song “Exclusive Memory”, Chicken Bro immediately sunset red, once again hot music world, even, this time to participate in the “Dad where to go” is also more or less last year’s heat factor in.
The first-time father of the chicken brother, at this time has put down the so-called loneliness, in order to make more money to support the family, in fact, the heart has long been put down, just the face is still stubborn.
Cai’er sister can not bear, so advised him not to come, he refused.
Li Tiezhu holding clip sh*t crawling children to eat rice noodles to go, he has always quite like children, children also like him, probably Chile close to the sake of.
Leaving Brother Chicken and Deohani standing outside the breakfast place looking at each other in an extraordinarily awkward way.
Luhan smoothed his wavy blonde hair, “Deerhani.”
Brother Chicken ruffled the small ponytail at the back of his head, “Chicken.”
“Brother Chicken is famous, I grew up watching your films and listening to your songs.”
“That song of yours, ‘Counting on You’ is good! I like it a lot.”
“Tie Zhu wrote it, he said it should be sung by you, but I liked it too much too, so, sorry.”
“It’s okay, he didn’t know me at that time, you help me kiang another song from Li Tiezhu. Then we’ll be even!”
“That’s simple!”
“Simple?”
“He writes songs like drinking water, how about this! I’ll match you with a song, and you’ll give me an assist too?”
“It’s a deal.”
Soon, the two livestock who didn’t know each other well reached a wicked secret treaty.
And inside, Li Tiezhu was also immodest: “Are there any girls in Where’s Dad?”
Clip sh*t Crawler sucked on his noodles, “There are, there’s Bubbles and Nei Nei.”
“Then who do you like?”
“Like Bubbles.”
“Why don’t you like Nene?”
“Nene is too old, she’s over five and I’m only four.”
“Oh! Then why do you like Bubbles?”
“She …… is so soft!”
“Hey?”
“So are you going to marry Bubbles as a wife when you grow up?”
“I want to! But my dorky enemy says you need a car and a house to get married ……”
“I go, this is too realistic, right?”
Li Tiezhu straight away called out to the insiders, so it’s not easy for the children of star families.
“Hey! What are you saying to him?”
Chicken walked in and threatened.
The originally very chatty and happy clip sh*t crawler was suddenly absent, lowered his head to eat noodles while not forgetting to squint to confirm his old man’s position, as if he had some kind of psychological shadow.
Li Tiezhu said: ”Nah! I’ll send you the script, Brother Chicken, read the script more, let’s strive to pass it two or three times, okay?”
Chicken: “Fried egg noodles! I want two eggs.”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head and found that this one seemed to float a bit today! It seemed that there was a need to sanction him.
So, Li Tiezhu called the breakfast shop owner and said, “Don’t want fried egg noodles, serve him snail noodles! The most authentic kind, with big red.”
The boss looked at Brother Chicken, originally had doubts, but thought, Brother Chicken reigned supreme when I was wearing open trousers, does he even dare not eat snail noodles? No way! So, resolutely went back to the kitchen to make snail powder.
Chicken: “What’s a screwdriver? Does it have screws?”