“Hey! You’ll know if you try.”
Li Tiezhu replied to Brother Chicken in this way and made a fist waving gesture to him, which was the action that heroes used to motivate each other in old Mainland films, and Brother Chicken understood it, and then …… the conch lion powder came.
Li Tiezhu was quick and fast, and at the moment when the snail lion powder was served, he fled the sh*t eating scene by holding the clip sh*t crawler.
Deer Hani also followed, will clip sh*t crawler the bowl of clear soup rice noodles to rescue, put on the table outside the shop, this is a roadside stall, the shop six tables, four tables outside the shop.
Li Tiezhu comforted Clip sh*t Crawler: “Eat! The rice noodles can smell good.”
Clip sh*t Crawler looked towards the shop and revealed an innocent doubt: “Ang buckle ah, why does my dull enemy eat poop?”
It seemed that the speed of human movement could not surpass the speed of odour propagation, and Clip sh*t Crawler, under the escorted retreat of the two knights, also smelled the refreshing odour and hit the nail on the head.
Li Tiezhu said, “Everyone has different tastes!”
Clip poop crawler innocently said, “But, in the past, I stay enemy don’t eat poop! Is it because my mummy is not here and he steals food?”
Deerhani gave a thumbs up, “Excellent! That’s it! You mustn’t give away the secret, oh, eating poop isn’t something unseemly, well, it is …… but, you mustn’t let your mum …… er, mummy know. Understand?”
Clip Poop Crawler: “My mummy won’t kiss the Dumb Enemy when she finds out, giggle giggle giggle ……”
Laughs like a sewing machine, so damn naive.
Not long after Chicken Man comes out picking his teeth and burping.
Clip sh*t Crawler a dry heaving, “Vomit ……”
Deerhani asks, “Brother Chicken, how does the snail powder feel?”
Chicken: “It’s delicious.”
“Doesn’t it stink?”
“A little bit. It smells good to eat!”
Li Tiezhu, as a heavier person who likes to eat snail powder, didn’t even think it was just a little bit smelly: “Grandpa, that’s Pang Stink!”
Chicken bristled, “I have rhinitis, I can’t smell it.”
Li Tiezhu and Deer Hani were a little disappointed.
Clip sh*t crawler holding a small half bowl of rice noodles, childish talk even a little heartbroken his old dull enemy: “Dull enemy ah, I know you make money is not easy, you can not eat poop in the future, my noodle share you half ah!”
Chicken was puzzled: “What’s wrong with you? Don’t talk during meals, didn’t I teach you that?”
The poop crawler looks sad, so the enemy is the mysterious poop cooker behind the scenes.
……
After breakfast, filming continued.
Li Success went out of the railway station and called his subordinates to get him a high-speed train ticket, but in the end he got a green ticket because there were no tickets for the high-speed train. With no choice, Li Success still came to the railway station.
During the filming, Chicken followed with Clip sh*t Crawler, while telling him how hard it is to make a film, especially the cast and crew, from lighting, props to photography, Chicken introduced Clip sh*t Crawler in turn, not caring whether he understands it or not.
In the opinion of Chicken, who is from a poor family, bringing a child to a film crew to suffer can be more educational than going to Where’s Dad?
He was an old father in the true sense of the word, at the age of fifty-one, with a four-year-old child.
There was probably a sense of crisis!
At the railway station, after filming the scenes of Li Success entering the station and making a phone call, it was the turn of Chicken and Clip sh*t Crawler to make a cameo appearance selling mobile phones.
Originally, this episode seemed redundant in the original script, and Li Tiezhu had already taken it out, but when Chicken came to make a cameo, Li Tiezhu brought it back.
At this moment Li Tiezhu came to his senses.
He had analysed the plot of this script many times earlier, and found that the paragraph of selling mobile phones was the most superfluous, mainly because it was meaningless. Now Li Tiezhu understood, that time and space crew must also be for guest stars, deliberately added this scene, after all, that actress looks like a very good hair famous tea.
Lighting, photography, sound recording, and group acting are all in place.
Li Tiezhu: “Love Nemesis!”
Li Shengcheng held his mobile phone, “Do you know what it means to spring? Listen!”
Clip sh*t Crawler walked over and tiptoed over to take the phone, “Boss, the phone is very fashionable!”
“I’ll call you later.”Li Chenggong snatched back the mobile phone and hung up, “Who’s a kid? You can’t take things indiscriminately, do you know that? Where is your adult?”
Clip sh*t crawler sat to the right hand side of Li Chenggong, chicken with ** hat wearing a military coat, sat to the left hand side of Li Chenggong.
Clip sh*t crawler smiled: “How much money to buy? Shanzhai mobile phone, right?”
Li Success looked around, “What’s wrong?”
Clip sh*t crawler: “Want to change the new model ah? Hey hey, fruit full screen mobile phone oh!”
Chicken stood up, lifted the left side of the coat, which was full of mobile phones, all the back of the phone, there are two cameras, there are three cameras, there are four cameras …… and twelve cameras, all fruit brand.
Li Chenggong looked dumbfounded.
Clip sh*t crawler: “Fruit 11 to fruit 20 have, strong Hua North goods oh! Want to buy one? Just 998 yo!”
Li Chenggong: “No!”
Clip sh*t crawler: “Then you want to film?”
Chicken lifted the right coat, a row of mobile phone film packaging and film equipment.
Li Chenggong stood up and carried the box and left: “Nervous! Such a small child brought out to cheat money, simply to the zoo.”
Over there, Chicken looked at Clip sh*t Crawler with a wooden face, “Big brother ……”
Clip sh*t Creeper shrugged: “Hey! Now this line is seriously involuted, let’s switch to a stupider cheat.”
Then, they saw Li Tiezhu carrying luggage and nibbling onion pancakes, looking around.
The scene turns, clip sh*t creeper and mountain chicken squatting in the corner of the station nibbling onion oil cake, mountain chicken hand plastic bag with seven or eight.
Chicken: “Big brother, a mobile phone for ten onion cakes ……”
Clip poop crawler: “But he made scallion pancakes so fragrant ah! Yum yum yum yum ……”
Chicken: “Will we lose money?”
Clip sh*t Crawler: “Hey, hey, now it’s an inside roll.”
“Card! Over, wrap up for lunch.”
Li Tiezhu shouted.
The group actors went to collect the box lunch in turn, while the bigwigs surrounded Clip sh*t Crawler and praised him, especially Tao Hong, who was very fond of his performance. In fact, not yet literate Clip sh*t Crawler, in the just filming the lines quite smooth, basically not much ng over, on the contrary, Xu Shanqiang and Chicken often can not pick up Clip sh*t Crawler’s scene.
Chicken also wanted to force modesty, was squeezed out.
He found Li Tiezhu: “Is it really okay to film like this? Why does the scene with me and the sh*t-crawler feel less like the style of a mainland comedy film?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Actually, at first it was Star Chow who helped change this bit, which was the onion pancake for mobile phone, then I took it out because I thought it was useless, but it was very suitable for Clip sh*t Crawler to play this bit, so I put it back.”
Chicken nodded, his expression was a bit ugly, but he no longer said anything, since it was Star Chow who changed it, he didn’t dare to say anything.
Li Tiezhu asked, “What’s wrong? Do you think the plot just now doesn’t work?”
Chicken shook his head, “Nope, I was a bit sick to my stomach.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then I’ll have someone send you back to the hotel to rest, your scene is finished anyway.”
Chicken: “No, I’m fine, take Clip sh*t Crawler to have a look at the film set again, let him know how hard it is to shoot a film.”
Li Tiezhu: “Okay. You won’t be eating bad tummy, right?”
Chicken: “Shut your crow’s mouth.”
At noon everyone is eating a boxed lunch, two meat and one vegetarian. Clip sh*t Crawler was also eating a boxed lunch with relish, while Mountain Chicken chose to eat scallion pancakes.
Li Tiezhu said, “Brother Chicken, don’t you want to eat boxed lunch?”
Chicken: “I think the scallion pancake is more delicious, anyway, it’s a prop, it’s a waste not to eat it.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then you eat less, this is yesterday’s props teacher bought at the roadside stall, last night also put in the refrigerator ……”
Chicken: “I’m in good health.”
Seemingly to prove that his body is really good, Chicken clicked and dried four onion pancakes.
In the afternoon, the filming was a car scene.
For the sake of convenience, the crew directly found a place to set up the scene, a section of railway, a few green carriages, plus dozens of group actors, safe and efficient. As for the train running up the scene, later find a section of the road to make up the shooting on it, do not have to prepare themselves, shoot normal passing train on the line, save money.
The boarding scene is wonderful, the atmosphere of the Spring Festival is very full, just like the war.
Then, playing with the fruit 20 mobile phone Niu Geng and Li Success once again meet successfully, Li Success bought a fake ticket and made up the ticket. On the way up and down the road to change a few passengers, came three sisters, then, Deer Ha Ni played the music talent also debut, those three dragon-set sister acting immediately enthusiastic, do not even need to act.
On the contrary, Deer Ha Ni was three girls look at the face red, originally not much line he also frequent ng, not as good as clip sh*t crawling child acting smooth.
Then, Niu Geng crow’s mouth once again fulfilled, the front collapsed, the train can not go.
A group of people got off the train, ready to transfer to the bus.
The third day of shooting finished, the crew returned to the hotel, a few leaders held a meeting.
Producer Tao Hong said: ”We’ve shot one-fifth of the scenes in three days, it’s going well, too well. Next, the crew will go to Ebei to shoot the next scenes, the crew will have to transfer the equipment, it will take about two days. If we can’t shoot in these two days, it’s just a break for the actors. It can’t be helped, our crew is poor!”
Sun Hip Hip: “If we had the money, we could get two sets of equipment and people, and the actors could run back and forth to seamlessly connect the various scenes, that would be great.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t even think about it. Why spend 50 million on something that can be done with 30 million?”
Xu Shanqiang said: “That’s right, slow down a little slow down, let the post group in the next two days to the previous filming of the fine cut, look at the effect, check the gaps and fill in the gaps. I happen to have an entertainment tomorrow, in Kyoto.”
Tao Hong: “Entertainment? Or a drinking game?”
Xu Shanqian: “It’s Fang Bo, he’s going to make his own film next year, he asked me to give him some ideas.”
Tao Hong: “Then you go, the day after tomorrow morning must return to the set, or I deduct your pay.”
Xu Shanqian: “…… Why are you still fighting amongst yourself?”
At this time, a staff member ran in in a panic and said, “It’s not good, Brother Chicken sent to the emergency room.”
Li Tiezhu: “What?”
Staff member: “Just sent, Deer brother followed it, said it may be food poisoning.”
Li Tiezhu and others got up and left.
When he came to the hospital, Li Tiezhu saw the clamped sh*t crawler sitting in the corridor, he was more stable, looked at Li Tiezhu and said, “Aung Buckle ah, the poop that the dull enemy ate is poisonous!”