Clip sh*t Crawler dances around in front of Hum with a prop knife and dubs it himself, “Clank Clank Clank ……biubiu~”
Hum’s eyes went red, “Daddy!”
Du Da Eyes hurriedly picked up Hum away from this pseudo-father and son, he couldn’t argue with Li Tie Zhu on the show, could he? According to reliable sources in the circle, he is a fool!
Clip sh*t Crawler didn’t know how to stop when he saw it, and chased after him and pulled a knife on Du Da Eye’s bum, “Tie! Where are the bad guys escaping!”
Du Da Eye helplessly glanced at Li Tie Zhu, meaning you don’t care?
Li Tiezhu said to Clip sh*t Crawler, “Don’t be like this, you have to jump up and cut, do you know how to do light kung fu?”
After saying this, he also demonstrated, jumping up in place.
Clip sh*t crawling child jumped to try, and has a tendency to change scratching to stabbing, scared Du Da Eye hurriedly turned sideways to this hairy child, said: “The village chief said the competition is going to start! Quickly put the knife away.”
Wu Zu En and Liu Da Zhuang had held their own daughters in their arms, always feeling that Brother Chicken was not there and Clip sh*t Crawler had been taught bad by someone.
Li Tiezhu nodded towards Clip sh*t Crawler.
Clip sh*t Crawler sheathed his sword and coldly said, “For the sake of my godfather, spare your life!”
Du Da Eye sarcastically said to Li Tie Zhu: “I thank you!”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re welcome.”
Pop-up:
“Li Tiezhu is a real dog!”
“Even little children are not spared ah ……”
“Heartbreaking humming.”
“Serious brother here is too out of character, unlike dad like a bear child.”
“In fact, in which programme does Li Tiezhu not look like a bear child?”
“Jumping up and chopping or stabbing?”
“Clip sh*t crawler this is deep in the essence of Li Tiezhu ah @Nie Yao.”
Next, the room grabbing started the competition.
The rules were simple, simple to the point of boredom kind of thing, balloons were thrown upstairs, the dads downstairs with tennis racket hats, hit the balloons to the photos and stick them, whichever one they hit got whichever house.
The best photo of house number one was the smallest and the worst photo of house number five was the biggest.
The kids chatter and make a lot of noise, and the dads scramble to hit the balloons, trying to pick the relatively better house, which just looks exhausting.
Li Tiezhu painted a different picture, he had unbuckled the village chief’s belt as well, was tying up his prop knife, and then carrying it behind Clip sh*t Crawler’s back, looking as cool as a warrior in a film.
Clip sh*t Creeper was so proud, carrying the knife in front of Bubbles, and let out an inexplicable laugh, “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ……”
This laughter translated to: look! Am I awesome?
However, Little Bubbles only had his dad in his eyes and simply ignored Clip sh*t Crawler, which made the little guy a little lost.
Humbug was still there talking sarcasm: “I have a gun at home, you can’t beat me.”
Clip sh*t Crawler said nicely, “Did you buy it?”
Humming: “Yes.”
Clip sh*t Crawler: “But my knife was a gift from the village chief, you don’t have one.”
Humbug: “……”
Facing the gradually columnising Clip sh*t Crawler, the Great Demon King of Humming was powerless.
The four dads over there were busy for half a day, but they couldn’t get the house.
Wu Zun said, “Why doesn’t Li Tiezhu come to play balloons?”
Du Da Eye looked at him and said, “He should not have understood the rules, I heard that he is a little …… too naive.”
Deng Luen: “Let’s call him over.”
Liu Da Zhuang said, “Don’t! Let him learn from his mistakes, don’t think that this show is so good to record! How tiring it is to be a father.”
Du Da-eye: “Right! Don’t remind him.”
And Li Tiezhu even removed the tennis racket on his head and used it as a weapon, sparring with Clip sh*t Crawler, roaring and ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, and Clip sh*t Crawler laughed as crisp as a sewing machine, sweeping away the loss of being ignored by Bubbles just now.
“White Crane Bright Wings! Immortals point the way ……”
“Woah ki woah ki ……”
The pop-ups all looked stunned:
“Li Tiezhu is really a fool!”
“Big brother, you’re twenty, not twelve ……”
“Master Qing back!”
“This is how we played as children.”
“Boys are like this.”
“Perhaps, this is the dull enemy that Clip sh*t Crawler wants?”
“No wonder Clip sh*t Crawler likes Serious Brother so much.”
“Serious Brother’s sword skills are quite good.”
“If Brother Chicken can also play with Crawling Dung like this, that picture is unimaginable.”
“Suddenly I want to be Li Tiezhu’s son.”
“You’re afraid that you don’t want to be Song Zhu’er oh …… I tell you, rich people’s children all drink milk from their nannies!”
“You guys are so disgusting.”
The village chief couldn’t stand to watch and couldn’t help but come over and remind, “Tiezhu, you’re going to rob the house.”
Li Tiezhu: “No robbing!”
The village chief was coldly slashed by the sh*t-crawler: “Whoops! I’m hurt, you have to pay for my medical expenses.”
Crawler: “Tie, eat my knife.”
The village chief dodged while saying, “No more food, no more food. Tiezhu, you go and rob the house, I’ll help you take Clip sh*t Crawler to play for a while.”
He was also worried that Li Tiezhu didn’t know the rules, resulting in an unsatisfactory show.
Li Tiezhu looked at it and shook his head, “I won’t grab it.”
There are already three families over there who have already got the house, Wu Zun’s house number two, Du Da-eye’s house number four, Liu Da-jang’s house number three, leaving only the fake dad Deng Lu’en still struggling madly where he is, freezing because he has problems with motor coordination and can’t hit the balloon.
The inverted twist is cheering from the side: “Dad Deng cheers! Room one! Go for it!”
Deng Lu’en saw that the village chief was persuading Li Tiezhu to participate in the competition, he was even more anxious, Li Tiezhu was in good physical condition, just like just now, he was squeezed around by Liu Daqiang and Wu Zu’en couldn’t stand steadily at all.
“Inverted Twist, Inverted Twist, give me a balloon, throw it up.”
Inverted Twister picked up a balloon on the ground and threw it up, Deng Lu’en even pivoted upwards a bit and then went for a shot with his head on top, which was blatant cheating, but it was nothing.
Over there, the three dads who got the room went over to find Li Tiezhu to show off, and the most showy one is Du Daqian.
“Tie Zhu, you’re not used to it the first time, right? This show is just so cruel, everything is up for grabs, and in order to give their children better conditions, the dads often work themselves to death.”
Du Da Eye got the relatively good room number four, and was instantly refreshed.
Liu Dazhuang also nodded, this programme is indeed a bit miserable, where has his child ever suffered like this.
Wu Zun said, ”It’s okay, Clip sh*t Crawler is a boy, it’s okay to live a little worse. Unlike Liu and I, we can’t afford to let our daughter suffer.”
Li Tiezhu mumbled, “Room 1 is the best, right?”
Wu Zu En froze and said, “It should be, it has the smallest photo, and also hides behind room four and five, it is not good to fight.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s it, why should I fight? The balloon is so floating, how can it be hit accurately, when you pick the rest of the No.1 room, it will be ours.”
The three dads suddenly dawned on each other and turned their heads to look at Deng Lu’en, only to see that he just happened to slap a purple balloon on the photo of room number five.
Dunlune: “OMG! I clearly aimed for room one! Why ……”
Inverted Twister also could not hide his loss.
Li Tiezhu shrugged, “You guys see, room number one is ours.”
The air was suddenly quiet, and the atmosphere was slightly awkward.
Du Da Eye: “So, the sky really is ours!”
The village chief also felt his scalp numb, letting the pinch sh*t crawler cut his legs, and straightly scratched his head, “This …… also works?”
Deng Lu’en walked back and looked at Li Tiezhu and shook his head straight: “Exhausted me …… Tiezhu you are treacherous! Worthy of being the sh*t stirring …… Daemon King of the Noh Variety Festival!”
Pop-up screen:
“I go! Served served.”
“This wave, Li Tiezhu is in the atmosphere!”
“No trick is better than a trick!”
“Can’t be convinced, after all, it’s a serious brother who has sanctioned Mushroom House, Infinite Challenge and Flying Bar ……”
“On the variety show my brother Zhu has never lost!”
“Li Tiezhu: They all say I’m melon, but I’m actually witty as hell!”
“Laughed me to death, a group of people fight to death to leave the best to Li Tiezhu who does nothing.”
“Clip sh*t crawler: this is the real father ah!”
“Du Da-eye like this just hasn’t been severely beaten by Tie Zhu!”
“Going on this kind of show, Li Tiezhu is beating up kindergarteners, I mean those dads.”
“Suddenly I thought of Huang San Shi from the first season.”
In the programme, everyone took the photos and started to split up and go to their houses.
Li Tiezhu helped Clip sh*t Crawler return his sword to its sheath, carried him to the donkey cart, and then drove the donkey towards the old fortress, quickly finding their mansion.
Clip sh*t crawling child was overjoyed, and pulled out the sword in the courtyard to kill the bloody rain, to visit the village chief was whisked away from the wolves running dolphins.
Fat Xuan, who followed the mayor, said: “You’re nothing, my father is a boxing champion.”
The sh*t crawler put away his sword: “What is the boxing champion?”
Li Tiezhu walked out: “A fighting game, I have it on my mobile phone, want to play?”
Clip sh*t Crawler: “Godfather, I want to play.”
So, Li Tiezhu gave him his mobile phone to play the game, and went to wash the vegetables himself, it was almost noon. The crew prepared tomatoes, eggs, pork, cucumbers and so on.
Fat Xuan was unconvinced and chased after Li Tiezhu, “King of Fighters is not a game.”
Li Tiezhu looked up and said, “Are you guys going to dine at my house too?”
Fat Xuan: “King of Fighters is a competition to win, not a game.”
Li Tiezhu looked at the old acquaintance …… village chief.
The village chief was slightly embarrassed, he just wanted to come to dabble in the meal, after all, he hadn’t heard Teacher He praise Li Tiezhu’s cooking, so he licked his face and said, “There are many people eating together, lively! Ha, I brought you bacon, chilli fried bacon thief fragrant.”
Li Tiezhu: “Clip sh*t crawler is too small, can’t eat chilli, also can’t eat bacon.”
Village Chief: “……”
Although the atmosphere was slightly awkward, the village chief and Fat Xuan still did not leave and firmly stationed themselves.
Fat Xuan went to watch Clip sh*t Crawler blindly play a game, “My dad is a boxing champion.”
Clip sh*t Crawler gave him a look and was silently turned away from the game his godfather had given him.
The village chief familiarly went to use the rice cooker to cook the rice, and came back to give Li Tiezhu a hand.
Li Tiezhu cut fresh pork into strips, wrapped in starch, add a little pepper and salt, and then beat an egg, developed. And cut the cucumber strips and tomatoes, and then the village head brought the bacon clean, cut into thin slices, put in a bowl filled with half a bowl of dried plums on the pot of steam.
Village Chief: “Is this meat to make steamed meat?”
Li Tiezhu: “Smooth meat soup.”
At this time, Deng Lu’en walked in carrying some vegetables holding the inverted twist, slightly embarrassed smile: “Tiezhu, cooking? What a coincidence! Inverted Twist, call uncle.”
Inverted Twist: “Good day uncle, our family is old and broken.”
Deng Lu’en: “Have pity on the poor child, since with my surname Deng, she has not eaten a decent meal, it is not easy to boil you here, not rub a good meal is not appropriate ……”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
So direct?