Deng Luen is too single handed, but it is difficult to refuse, the village head is much happier, it turns out that I am not the most shameless one.
Li Tiezhu did not know how to pick up the conversation, not familiar ah.
Deng Lu’en: “Brother Zhu!?”
This can’t be helped, Li Tiezhu also had to say, “Then let’s go together, you wash the dishes.”
Deng Lu’en nodded: “Okay, okay! To be honest, I can only wash dishes too.”
Li Tiezhu had nothing to say again, was this guy really an idol? I remember working with my own cat, I heard it wasn’t this shameless? Could it be that life is forced? Sure enough, people are forced out.
Cooking is too simple for Li Tiezhu, so it doesn’t really matter if he cooks for two or three more people.
Li Tiezhu is as efficient as ever, and in a short while the dishes are on the table: slippery meat soup, stir-fried cucumber strips, fried eggs with tomatoes, steamed bacon with dried plums, and a stir-fried seasonal vegetable.
Three adults and three children, four dishes and one soup, already not bad, after all, it is also quite a rush.
Not everyone is Su Basha.
Li Tiezhu gave Clip sh*t Crawler a woof bowl and spoon with boiling water, gave him a little bit of rice, and scooped a few piles of slippery meat.
Clip sh*t Crawler took a bite and gave a thumbs up, “So delicious! Thank you godfather.”
Li Tiezhu revealed an old fatherly smile.
Deng Lu’en looked at the inverted twister who had already started to pick up the rice, with an embarrassed face, and asked Li Tiezhu with a false sense of humour: “Do the bowl and spoon still need to be ironed?”
Li Tiezhu: “Sterilise ah! What if mosquitoes and bugs have stained them? What if there are bacteria?”
Deng Lu’en looked at the small inverted twist again, a little vain: “They all say you are not smart, how do you know everything?”
Li Tiezhu: “It is not smart to learn! I was in the car last night and today, all the way to watch videos with small children ah. By the way also added a mother and baby group, benefited a lot! That said, …… you didn’t even learn how to be a father?”
Dunlop was even more embarrassed, he had never learnt, he had always thought he was here to run announcements.
The Mayor rounded off the conversation, “Everyone has a different way of doing it, the same way! Cheers for the soup!”
Deng Lu’en: “Cheers!”
Li Tiezhu also served himself a bowl of soup.
Deng Lu’en was also quite good at holding his own: “Mmm! This soup is super delicious! It’s my first time eating this dish. Where’s the village chief?”
The village chief said, “Me! The second time I ate his cooking, the first time I ate it was during ‘I am the Singer’ when Li Tiezhu cooked hot pot for everyone to eat.”
In fact, that one show, Li Tiezhu also had a bad time with Sun Nan, the singer in the village chief’s team, but it had nothing to do with the village chief.
Not long after, several people had eaten.
Li Tiezhu supervised Deng Lu’en to wash the dishes, because looking at him he wouldn’t be able to, and was afraid that he wouldn’t be able to wash it clean.
The three children were playing in the courtyard, running around, and the village chief was watching from the side.
Suddenly, Clip sh*t Crawler runs up to the village chief and smiles sweetly.
Village Chief: “What’s wrong?”
Clip sh*t Crawler: “Village Chief, do you have a programme called Where Did Godfather Go?”
The village chief was instantly amused, “What’s the matter Clip sh*t Crawler? Do you like recording a programme with your godfather?”
Clip sh*t Crawler nodded frantically, “Mmmmmmmmmmm!”
“Don’t you like it you dorky enemy?”
“No!”
“Why?”
“Dull Enemy is always yelling at me and won’t let me do anything …… but Godfather does everything for me and says he’ll make me a bamboo slingshot.”
“Maybe your dad is a big star, people need to pay attention to their image when they are popular, do you know what image is?”
“But it’s not like my nerdy enemy is as popular as my godfather!”
“Erm ……”
The village chief was surprisingly speechless, putting aside the seniority and status, the mountain chicken was indeed not as red as Li Tiezhu, even if he compared his peak years with Li Tiezhu, it was almost the same.
So, the village chief chose to digress, “If your dull enemy knows that you don’t like him, he will be unhappy.”
Clip sh*t Crawler: “It’s good that we don’t tell him! Hehehe …… I hope he’s sick for a longer time.”
Village Chief’s expression is suddenly weird: “Stay sick longer and let your godfather bring you next time, right?”
Clip sh*t crawler: “Yeah, hey ……”
The village chief did not dare to speak in, this absolutely will be seen by the chickens well, today to leave a line of good to see each other in the future!
When the programme was put here, the pop-up screen was joyful:
“There is a say a, Li Tiezhu really not like the first time as a father, how meticulous ah!”
“This is the gentlest episode in all of Li Tiezhu’s variety shows, right?”
“Tied for first, Mushroom House is also like this to Song Zhu’er.”
“In my place I also like Tie Zhu, Brother Chicken’s aura is too scary ……”
“In fact, dads bringing up children are two extremes, one is the kind of Chicken Brothers and the other is the kind of Li Tiezhu.”
“I hope Brother Chicken is sick for a longer time?”
“Crap!”
“Clip sh*t Crawler is going to laugh me to death!”
“Great filial son! Filial piety is powerful!”
“Originally, Brother Chicken was only slightly ill, but after reading this paragraph, he directly vomited blood!”
Next, it was nap time.
Li Tiezhu did not have the habit of napping, but got Clip sh*t Crawler to lie on the bed and let him sleep, because Tiezhu learned from Sister Cai that Clip sh*t Crawler had the habit of napping.
Clip sh*t Crawler rolled twice on the bed and began to pout, “Godfather, you sleep with me! I can’t sleep alone.”
Li Tiezhu didn’t eat this: “I don’t like naps.”
“Why? Dull enemy said not taking a nap is not a good boy.”
“Real men never nap.”
“Then …… what do you do if you don’t nap?”
“Play!”
“Can I?”
“What’s not okay? I haven’t taken naps since I was a kid!”
“Wow!”
Clip sh*t Crawler’s tiny brain received a strong shock, someone could actually skip a nap?
This is also …… too cool, right?
If only I were that dashing.
When I return to the kindergarten after recording the programme, I can pat my chest and tell Xiao Mei and the others, “I, Clip sh*t Crawler, am a real man who doesn’t need to take a nap!”
Hehehe, a real man!
Li Tiezhu said, “Son of a bitch! Get up!”
Clip sh*t crawling child rolled over and got up, the small body burst out a powerful force: “Hi! Hi …… Hi God Mo ah? Godfather?”
Li Tiezhu held clip sh*t crawler to the kitchen, took a chopper, went to the bamboo forest outside the ancient castle to cut bamboo, to clip sh*t crawler made a bamboo slingshot.
This thing is oddly small in power, only the construction is slightly complicated, and children like it.
It is a bamboo tube on both sides of the three openings, a gabion as a spring inserted inside, put a small section of gabion to the bamboo tube as a bullet, the following with a finger on the top of the main contempt for the end of a bullet, a pop, the bullet flew out.
Of course, with corn, green beans as bullets, more high, but on the show, do not waste food.
Crawler really liked it, even the treasure knife, which he liked so much in the morning, he didn’t want it anymore, he took the bamboo slingshot and shot it everywhere, and in the meantime he went to look for Bubbles and Nene, but it turned out that everyone else was taking a nap.
Clip sh*t crawler did not lose a little, but the whole temperament has changed, these little friends degenerate ah, unlike me, never nap.
Of course, there aren’t many kids as cool as me!
I, for one, forgive your mediocrity.
Pop-up:
“I have to criticise Li Tiezhu here, it’s not good for kids not to nap.”
“A child’s rest time is much longer than an adult’s.”
“Can’t you sleep more at night?”
“A nap? I mean I’ve never heard of it!”
“Real men never nap.”
“My countryside children, really don’t take naps growing up, adults sleep children run all over the mountain.”
“Right! In this late autumn weather, we even went down to the fields to catch snails and lions.”
“No need to brag! It’s so cold to catch hairy snail lions.”
As the scene shifted, Li Tiezhu appeared in a paddy field with his trousers pulled up, bowing his waist and sticking his hands in the mud to fumble, and in a short while he caught two snail lions and threw them to the ridge on the bank.
Clip sh*t crawler carrying a small bucket, Deng Deng Deng ran over to grab the snail lion put into the bucket, also towards Li Tiezhu thumbs up: “Godfather is great!”
The camera gave to the bucket, has caught two or three pounds of snails.
At this time, the village chief hurriedly ran over, said: “Tiezhu, what are you doing?”
Li Tiezhu did not raise his head: “Catching snails ah, a lot of it, you want to come down to help?”
Village Chief: “It’s too dangerous! What if the snails fall into the field?”
Li Tiezhu: “The water is so shallow, even if you put your head down, you can’t drown!”
“What if your clothes get dirty?”
“They’re already dirty! However, brought many sets to change.”
The village chief said, “You this …… let the mountain chicken see he will go crazy!”
Clip sh*t crawler heard also a little afraid, the hand of the poke almost knocked over.
Li Tiezhu said, “He doesn’t dare, if he is angry I won’t write a song for him. Besides, he himself is also a rural child from the countryside, from a small child ate so much suffering, how will the child spoilt? Clip sh*t crawler, catch, three fat ones!”
The village head new that I’m damn afraid of the programme crew taking the blame!
Seeing that he could not be persuaded, the village chief, without saying a word, took off his shoes and jumped down to the paddy field, putting aside the position of the programme team, he also wanted to go down to the field to catch snails.
It’s really exciting!
The paddy field had harvested rice more than two months ago, and now some water plants were just about to grow, and new shoots had sprung up on the stumps. The microorganisms and humus in the soil and the phytoplankton in the water are abundant, and the snails are growing quite happily.
Li Tiezhu: “Where’s Little Boxer?”
Village Chief: “He’s asleep. Let’s catch some more, and we’ll all have a toothsome meal together at night. I don’t know if the kids can eat them.”
Li Tiezhu: “Anyway, the child can eat it, fried snails with shiso is originally a Cantonese dish. I asked him, he’s eaten it.”
An hour later, the small bucket was filled a small half.
The village chief carried it and said, “I’m afraid there are more than four catties. Enough, enough ……”
Clip sh*t crawling child clothes trousers are full of mud, shoes also wet one, face is more like a small flower cat.
The village chief wanted to say and then stop, other people put the child to you is to trust you, the result is that you are good, to others to bring this way, when the mother to see it is not heartbroken to death?
Is that a good idea?
Anyway, if Chicken dared to bring her child up like this, Sister Cai would definitely bring a knife to chop him.
Even the pop-ups have started to spit on Li Tiezhu, and most of them are also Li Tiezhu’s fans.
As the saying goes, a bear father with a bear child, father bear bear a nest, thanks to the mountain chicken brother just this one son, or else all have to be destroyed in the hands of Li Tiezhu.
After all, what he is best at is destroying people.
Li Tiezhu with clip sh*t crawling children and snails back to the “luxury villa”, the first snail lion zoomed into the basin filled with water to spit sand, and then dialed the video of the colourful sister.
The first thing you need to do is to get the money to pay for it.
The mayor of the village had a myocardial infarction, this is to the knife on the mouth ah, scared him quickly shrunk to the corner, don’t shoot me on the line.