Colourful sister video quickly connected:
“Thirteen youngest terrific ah? If you have the ability, don’t lose ah …… Hi! Tie Zhu, how was your first day? Did you get naughty?”
“Sister Cai, Crawler is very good. He and I even went to the field and caught a lot of snails. Look!”
“So many? I want to eat them. Did Crawler get into the water?”
“No, but still dirty, you see, haha ……”
“Little flower cat well this is, quickly go to the bath. Right! Fried snails do not put too spicy, clip sh*t crawler can not eat spicy.”
“I know! I’ll use perilla.”
“Okay, Crawling sh*t, be good and listen to your godfather!”
“Okay mummy. Hehehe ……”
“Hey guys, look my son can even catch snails eh!”
“Okay Cai Sister, I’m going to give Clip sh*t Crawler a bath, I wish you a heavenly hand.”
Hanging up the video, Li Tiezhu held the clip sh*t crawler to go to the bathroom, and saw the village chief who was curled up strangely on the side, and could not help but feel strange, this person …… has a problem! God chattering.
The village chief is more curious, colour sister is not very strong? How do you not blame Li Tiezhu at all? Is it because it is not familiar? If you are not familiar, why would you give him the baby?
Completely can not understand, then …… go to see fat Xuan woke up without it.
The mayor walked out of the villa before suddenly remembered, ah, yes, I also help others with children today, is it because of familiar?
No, it should be out of trust.
If the village chief can not bring a child well, the boxing champion can kill him.
After taking a bath, Li Tiezhu just put on clothes on the bed to clip the sh*t crawler, the bedside tunnel drilled out Liu Daqiang and his daughter Bubbles.
“Wow! So amazing …… actually have tunnels!”
“We came half a day did not know.”
“It’s so dark down there, I don’t know the direction at all.”
“How did the programme team find the place?”
Daily Awkward Acting.
Although several guests had known about the tunnels for a long time, in the morning, Li Tiezhu had just come and opened it to study it for a while, and this was the show’s routine. The guests had to be informed, otherwise the next task couldn’t go on without the fathers’ consent.
Also, when you meet a rash like Li Tiezhu, without knowing it, you might copy a slab to greet Liu Dachuang’s father and daughter at the tunnel entrance.
After all, Li Tiezhu has a previous record.
Liu Dazhuang and Li Tiezhu is really not familiar with each other, almost never heard of each other, so, when they meet, they will only chat awkwardly.
The folder sh*t crawler is very excited, the godfather gave him to do the bamboo slingshot to the bubble to play, and then, and took her to see the snail, show off that he caught with his own hands.
Liu Dazhuang: “You guys didn’t take a nap? Went to catch snails?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yeah. I was going to catch them for a while, but the programme team informed us to come back early, fearing that no one would open the door when you came up from the tunnel.”
Liu Da Zhuang: “Erm ……”
This part of course can only be cut out, Li Tiezhu is too honest.
Liu Da Zhuang scratched his ears and switched the topic, “How is Brother Chicken?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Enteritis plus food poisoning, in fact, not serious, but he is too old, the body is not as good as young people, probably tomorrow will be fine.”
Liu Dazhuang: “Yes, he is sick on leave, why so hard. Fortunately, you came forward to help him!”
Li Tiezhu thought to himself, “Where have I stepped forward? I was arranged clearly, okay?
He said, “Chicken signed a contract with the programme team.”
Liu Da Zhuang: “Then you can’t disregard your body?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “You have to have principles as a human being! You can’t even give up money for the sake of your body, right?”
Liu Dazhuang nodded repeatedly, then, found that it was not right, could he have heard wrong?
“I heard that you have a girlfriend at such a young age?”
“Right.”
“But it’s still early to have children, right? After all, they’re both entertainers.”
“I’ll have them right after graduation.”
“Huh? Ah?”
“Is it possible to have kids when you’re as old as you and Chicken Brothers?”
“I …… we are in our prime.”
“You this is false strong, don’t see you practice out of the muscle big lump, I can beat you like three.”
“Ah …… today’s weather is good.”
Pop-up screen:
“Liu Dajiang was confused by Li Tiezhu’s direct chat.”
“Can’t even give up money for the sake of the body, right? Truth.”
“These two are really awkward.”
“Two steel straight men ……”
“Straight men meeting straight men, men on top of men!”
In the end, it was Liu Daqiang who couldn’t carry it anymore, holding Little Bubbles and disappeared, originally the programme team also let them talk a little bit and stock up more material, but it turned out that these two people were bullheaded.
Li Tiezhu’s accompanying cameraman said: “Why don’t you talk more?”
Li Tiezhu: “We were chatting quite a bit, he suddenly had something to do.”
The cameraman was dumbfounded, “……”
After another break, the director’s team reminded the parents to bring their children to the group activities.
This programme was the most relaxing programme Li Tiezhu had ever been on, bar none, even more relaxing than Mushroom House. Basically, it was just an hour of tasks in the morning, an hour in the afternoon, an hour in the evening, and nothing else was required.
It is purely a leisure and tourism programme, this money is easy to earn ah.
Li Tiezhu asked the cameraman, “Is it okay if I bring my brother next season?”
The cameraman shook his head furiously.
Li Tiezhu: “Why?”
Cameraman: “You are too expensive ……”
Li Tiezhu takes Clip sh*t Crawler to meet up with Du Da Eye’s father and son, and together they head towards the mission site, with the two kids running wildly ahead.
Du Da Eye: “You guys slow down.”
Li Tiezhu: “Boys run at will.”
Du Dayan: “What if you fall?”
Li Tiezhu: “If you fall, get up. If it hurts, you can lie down for a while.”
Barking ……
Clip sh*t Crawler who was running behind fell down, flopped on the ground, and also rolled round because of inertia.
The cameraman was terrified and rushed to pick up the child.
Li Tiezhu called out, “Don’t move him.”
Clip sh*t Crawler fell confused, and was still in a bit of pain.
Li Tiezhu jogged over, and just when everyone else thought he was going to pick up the child himself, he took a step over Clip sh*t Crawler’s tiny body and followed his example and fell exactly the same way.
Then, Li Tiezhu twisted his head to look at Clip sh*t Crawler.
Clip sh*t Crawler was stunned, godfather was too big a pile, when he fell down, the ground shook.
“Aaah! It hurts.”
Li Tiezhu pompously performed.
Clip sh*t crawling child numbly climbed up to help Li Tiezhu: “Godfather, are you okay?”
Li Tiezhu stood up: “I’m hurt.”
Clip sh*t crawling child panicked: “Then what to do? Will you die?”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s not so bad, it’s just that I need Clip sh*t Crawler to take care of me next.”
Clip sh*t crawler: “Good!”
Li Tiezhu: “So you can’t run around anymore, be careful not to fall down, otherwise no one will take care of me.”
Clip sh*t Crawler nodded his head obediently, “Don’t worry godfather! I’ll protect you.”
Humming on the sidelines mocked Li Tiezhu stupid, adults still fall, Du Da Eye led his son to walk away quickly, don’t play with fools, it affects the child’s intellectual development.
Pop-up screen:
“Li Tiezhu is really a nasty dog!”
“It’s called walking the child’s way to make the child have no way out.”
“In short, it is right not to help.”
“Not their own children do not feel sorry for them, right?”
“Open your mouth, can’t you see how good Li Tiezhu is to the sh*t-crawler?”
“There’s a difference between heartache and spoiling.”
“Although it’s a bit stupid, Li Tiezhu’s starting point is right.”
As the show continues, everyone arrives at the mill, and the kids are split into two teams to go down to the tunnels to do a mission to retrieve some of the items lost at home, which is, of course, the set-up.
But parents were still worried, fearing that it would be too dark in the tunnels for the children to be scared.
Deng Lu’en said, “Li Tiezhu surely isn’t worried, with his educational point of view, that little bit of darkness in the tunnels is nothing, right?”
Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu hugged the sh*t-cracker, “How could he not be worried? Children have the greatest fear of darkness and the unknown, I’ve been afraid of the dark since I was a child, and I still don’t want to let the sh*t-crawler go. The design of this programme is a bit too stupid, isn’t it? Didn’t you ever consider the children’s feelings?”
The other four dads froze, a sudden change in the picture.
Deng Lu’en: “Tie Zhu is also afraid of the dark?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Yes, why? The ones I’m most afraid of in the entertainment industry are obviously Gu Da Le and Star Chow!”
Wu Zun: “Wait! Gu Dale is black, Star Chow is not black, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “He has a black heart.”
Wu Zun: “……”
Village Chief: “Don’t worry dads, there’s a cameraman and director’s crew going down with the kids, there won’t be any problems, and you can practice your guts.”
Deng Lu’en: “I don’t even dare to go down, and let the kids go, it’s too claustrophobic down there.”
Li Tiezhu: “I think we should pull the village chief to go on the jumper and practice our guts.”
Not long after, the children still had to go down to the tunnels to carry out their mission.
Clip sh*t Crawler was a bit scared: “Godfather, are there monsters down there?”
Li Tiezhu: “No! But remember, if you see anything you are afraid of, don’t run, okay? Fight! Beat him to death!”
Clip sh*t crawler: “Really?”
Li Tiezhu: “Are you afraid of bugs?”
“Yes!”
“Are dead bugs afraid?”
“No.”
“That’s right! Listen to me will be right, when you meet something you’re afraid of, hit it.”
“I know, Godfather.”
Then, the tunnel mission appeared a bizarre scene, hum directly cried in fear, and clip sh*t crawler directly transformed into a warrior, no matter what NPCs encountered go up is a flurry of punches and kicks, fierce as a match.
Fat Xuan are scared silly: “Clip sh*t crawler, I think you can grow up to be a boxing champion.”
Clip sh*t Crawler: “Isn’t the boxing champion your father?”
Fat Hen: “Yeah!”
Clip sh*t Crawler thought about it, “Why should I be your dad? I’m still a kid! I don’t have a girlfriend yet.”
Fat Hen: “……”
Clip sh*t Crawler: “Why don’t I be your godfather?”
Fat Xuan: “You stop talking!”
The accompanying cameraman and staff huffed and puffed with laughter, sure enough the columnisation was serious.
Pop-up:
“What a good kid, but it’s a pity that he met Li Tiezhu.”
“Fat Xuan is doubting life, ha!”
“Clip sh*t crawl child super brave!”
“That NPC probably got kicked in the ankle and neck, laughed me to death.”
“Hmph really hard to say ah, really unpleasant.”
“The three girls and three boys didn’t cry, just humm cried.”
“Why do you want me to be your father?”
“I f*cking half a bucket of instant noodles laughed into a bucket and had to eat it again ……”
On the ground, five dads were sitting around a stone table, preparing to draw lots for the next task that belonged to them. For some reason, after the kids left, the dads suddenly became much more cheerful and immoral.