Before the draw took place, everyone chatted first, the topic naturally started from the children, and then evolved to Hee doesn’t want his children to grow up and enter the entertainment industry, the fathers of the girls were mostly against it, while the fathers of the boys were relatively much more calm.
Deng Lu’en curiously said, “Tie Zhu, what about you?”
Everyone was no longer so unfamiliar with Li Tiezhu and looked towards him.
Li Tiezhu shrugged his shoulders, “The matter of clamping the sh*t crawl is still up to Brother Chicken ah, I don’t count when I say it.”
Deng Lu’en: “Who asked you about him? It’s asking you about your own children in the future, do you want to enter the entertainment industry?”
Liu Dazhuang added: “Right, you said before that you and your girlfriend will have a child as soon as you graduate.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, I ah! First of all, we still need to study well, I just ate the loss of no culture, under the premise of reading well, they can do anything ah.”
Du Da-eye threw out a slightly more difficult question, “You debuted in high school, and I heard that you used to work in a construction site, would you think that the entertainment industry is too complicated?”
Wu Zun was surprised, “Oh really? He debuted in high school? That’s something to ask, what do you think about the entertainment industry?”
Li Tiezhu was also used to it, no matter where he went, he was always that alien.
Although everyone wasn’t necessarily targeting him, it was natural for them to be curious and tease him because he was too popular and belonged to an unrepeatable type.
Seeing that everyone was so curious, the village chief sat down to listen, and Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but answer.
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, first he hemmed and hawed, “I dare to say, you dare to broadcast it?”
The village chief said, “You can say it, we will cut what we can’t broadcast.”
Deng Lu’en said, “That’s right, at least if we hear it.”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Alright! To put it in a smaller way, I have been mixing with the group of workers who eat, drink, whore and gamble on the construction site for many years, and I still don’t smoke or drink, and as soon as I stepped into the entertainment industry, I immediately knew how to smoke and drink, and this is very illustrative of the problem! There are also a variety of yin and yang contracts, Sino-Japanese cultural exchange support, the Rice Cultural Fund one by one to find the door, one more than one evil, there is a let me fool the country to eat vegetarian and artificial meat stupid organisation. Seeing as how you guys aren’t too surprised, it’s obvious that we’ve all been there. So, do I need to tell you if this circle is clean or not?”
Du Da Eye: “You really dare to say that!”
Li Tiezhu looked at him, “Don’t you know it well as an actor? Last time, a coal boss came to my door to invest in a TV series, no requirements, as long as the actress with him. I almost smoked him at that time, but my agent told me that this is the most simple investor in the circle, in addition to the actress what brain-dead requirements are not. Ai!”
Deng Lu’en nodded his head repeatedly, “I’m also familiar with this matter, the coal boss is the most simple …… This paragraph has to be cut out, right? ”
The village chief glared, “Then what else? Hurry up, change the topic of conversation.”
Deng Lu’en: “Tiezhu, what are the big changes in your life after becoming famous?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Rich.”
Deng Lu’en: “Specifically?”
Li Tiezhu: “Specifically, the electric fan I dare to turn on the second gear, sometimes the third gear also tried, too exciting. My father advised me not to spend so much, but there is no way, the conditions are already so good.”
Dunruin: “……”
A few other people first froze, then laughed out loud.
Li Tiezhu said in a serious manner, “I buy instant noodles in buckets instead of bags, can you believe it? It’s that extravagant!”
Deng Lu’en cried and laughed, “Why are you sanctioning me? I’m a fan of your songs!”
“Are you?”
“Just got hooked, my daughter Pour Twist is a fan of yours, she sings your song ‘You Look Funny’.”
“Ah ……”
“How did you and Matsutakeer get hooked up?”
“She’s good looking! Especially her eyes, they’re huge and look like sea urchins with make-up.”
“Is that a compliment?”
“Yeah.”
“I suggest you give less compliments in the future ……”
“Your advice doesn’t matter, you don’t have to say it in the future.”
“But, she’s your girlfriend! Or a highly popular little flower girl, someone else’s idol.”
“Idols still have to pluck their nose hairs.”
“I ……”
“Brother! You dare to say you haven’t secretly torn the skin off your feet? Haven’t smelled your own socks?”
Li Tiezhu’s disliked words were easy to come by, is this considered “muscle memory”?
Deng Lu’en can be miserable, once he also wanted to resist, although it is said that Li Tiezhu dislike people extremely fierce fire, but he is actually a little unconvinced, now well …… regret.
A few other watchers have long laughed to the east and west.
Du Da-eye also asked, “Deng Lu’en, so have you torn the skin of your feet or not?”
Pop-up:
“Who is it bad to mess with, but have to mess with Li Tiezhu ……”
“Fan on second gear, buy buckets of noodles, decent brother swells!”
“Heh …… men! Money is bad.”
“Li Tiezhu ruthless even his own girlfriend.”
“I want to see Song Zhu’er’s expression when she sees this show.”
“I suspect that Brother Zhengjing has installed a surveillance video in my house.”
“Every single thing was said.”
“Ever smelled a hand that has picked its arse?”
“Crap ……”
“I’ve eaten boogers, they’re quite salty.”
“I usually save them and grill them on skewers.”
“Do you still eat them now? I’ll send you one or two every day. Fresh goods!”
After the atmosphere opened up, the village chief came over with a bamboo basket containing a few candies and invited everyone to eat the candies, which was actually a lottery.
Some people drew a catty of ground flour, some half a catty, the most three catty, Deng Lu’en even did not need to grind flour.
Li Tiezhu could not figure out, adding up to less than ten pounds of flour, what is there to draw.
However, both come and go, he also knows that none of these artists are rural people, is over to travel and experience life.
……
Below, Fat Xuan and Clip sh*t Crawler and the others came to a table filled with fruits and vegetables where they could take one thing.
The young lady at the table peels out a lollipop and hands it to Fat Xuan, who refuses it on the grounds of losing weight, and she hands it to Clip sh*t Crawler: “Here you go, Clip sh*t Crawler you don’t need to lose weight.”
Crawler: “Auntie, are you trying to buy me?”
Miss: “What am I trying to buy you for? Taste the sweetness.”
Clip sh*t Crawler took it over, took a bite, and said to Fat Xuan, “Don’t worry, I’ve eaten it, it’s not poisonous.”
So Fat Xuan and Nei Nei’s brother also took one.
The little sister was going crazy: “Clip sh*t Crawler, how could my sister poison it?”
Clip sh*t crawler: “That don’t know oh, godfather let me down to see one to beat one, you give me candy, I won’t beat you.”
Miss: “……”
Clip sh*t Crawler and Fat Xuan went together, then they met the crying Hum.
“Don’t cry, a man can’t cry.”
Clip sh*t Crawler ate the candy and went to comfort Hum.
Hum saw the candy: “I want to eat this.”
Clip sh*t Crawler took out the candy: “This is strawberry flavoured, it’s delicious.”
After saying that, he ate it by himself.
Humming: “Oooh …… I want to eat it.”
Clip sh*t crawler: “Want to eat? Call big brother.”
Humming: “Big brother!”
Clip sh*t Crawler: “The sugar is gone, next time.”
Humbug: “Woohoo ……”
Clip sh*t Crawler shook his head and walked away, “Those who can’t withstand temptation don’t deserve to be big brothers!”
Only to see that he went back to the room he was just in, took another candy, gave it to Hum, and said, “Call me Big Brother from now on.”
Hum immediately smiled with a smile on his face, and there was sugar to eat.
Pop-up:
“Finished! Finished ……”
“Clip sh*t crawler really blackened, Li Tiezhu full responsibility.”
“True big brother!”
“Why do I feel that the pillarised Clip sh*t Crawler is even more adorable?”
“You’re not alone! +1”
“This aspect of temperament is taken to death.”
“I’m so afraid of Clip sh*t Crawler punching Hum over.”
“Suddenly I’m kind of looking forward to Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er’s child, that must be a demon!”
“Tie Tou’s version of a proper brother?”
“For a boy, I hope to look like Tie Zhu.”
On the ground, Li Tiezhu went out and solved everyone’s task by grinding ten pounds of noodles with a stone mill in one go.
It wasn’t that Li Tiezhu wanted to be in the limelight, but, the guys didn’t want to experience it at all, they just wanted to be paralysed.
The programme team weighed the noodles and confirmed that they passed.
Du Da Eye said, “Thank you thank you!”
Wu Zun: “I saw that you made a stone mill yourself in ‘Oh Exempt Primitive Man’, you are really too good.”
Liu Da Zhuang said, “You grind so fast, as fast as a donkey.”
Li Tiezhu snorted coldly: “It’s not that I’m bragging, I can top two donkeys by myself!”
Deng Lu’en: “Brother Zhu, what’s the point of comparing with a donkey?”
Li Tiezhu: “You are at most half a donkey.”
Well, he was sanctioned again, but he still had to dine in the evening, and Deng Lu’en wasn’t angry, having heard that there would be fried snails in the evening.
At this time, under the organisation of the programme, the children finally found the things they had left behind in their respective homes, a few others were fine, more ordinary, the inverted twister was different, she was holding a little sheep.
The kids were particularly excited to see their dad, who was obviously still a bit scared.
Clip sh*t Crawler popped over with a shovel, “Godfather! Look I found the shovel, I didn’t cry, I also got sweets for hum, he called me big brother.”
Li Tiezhu: “Well, big brother is awesome!”
Clip sh*t Creeper still asked for praise, Li Tiezhu directly swept past him and walked over towards Deng Lu’en and Inverted Twist, and with one hand, he nicked the white flamboyant sheep.
“This has to be a small twenty jin, right?”
“Baa~”
Deng Lu’en looked at Li Tiezhu suspiciously, then his expression gradually lost control, “Brother Zhu! Is this good? This is not good, right? The sheep’s mother is still waiting in the sheep pen, you can’t let it send a black sheep with white hair.”
Li Tiezhu held up the lamb: “It’s also a white-haired sheep!”
The village chief ran over, “Tiezhu! You don’t mess with things, okay? We’re a personal programme, and you’re killing the lamb? Scare the children.”
Li Tiezhu: “My mouth is watering and you’re telling me this?”
Village Chief: “Anyway, no, pay attention to the impact.”
Li Tiezhu: “In this case, your sheep are now in my hands! I’ll limit you to provide our group five family with ten pounds of mutton tonight, otherwise, I’ll tear the ticket!”
Village Chief: “It’s not like this is an infinite challenge ……”
Deng Lu’en was also made greedy by Li Tiezhu’s words and said, “Village Chief! My family’s sheep ah! It’s innocent, let’s do it this way, let’s raise our hands, those who agree to pay the ransom of ten catties of mutton raise their hands.”
After saying that, he raised his own hand.
Du Dayan, Liu Dachuang, and Wu Zun followed closely behind and also raised their hands.
The village chief was alone and confused.
Li Tiezhu reminded in a low voice: “Roast lamb at night, the village chief will come along.”
Village Chief: “Ah! Life is above everything, we have to be a good example of animal love to the children.”
Saying so, he also raised his hand in a pious manner.