The children didn’t understand what the adults were doing, they were still in the joy of being “back on earth”.
Crawler raised his hand and said to Hum, “You, raise your hand after me.”
Humbug raises his hand: “What are you raising your hand for?”
Poop Crawler: “I don’t know.”
In the end, the vote was overwhelmingly passed, and the programme team needed to pay an extra ten pounds of lamb.
Li Tiezhu loaded the lamb into a wooden barrel and handed it to Deng Lu’en.
Then, the five groups of fathers and sons took their things and went back to their own homes, and the lamb jumped out of the wooden barrel and ran around, and ran to Li Tiezhu again.
Li Tiezhu: “In fact, the lamb’s meat is still more tender, ten pounds of mutton is a loss.”
“Bleh (Ma Sell Pie) ……”
The sheep turned and ran back to Deng Lu’en, obediently being held up, if it was an alpaca, I’m afraid it would have already spat at Li Tiezhu.
Back home, Li Tiezhu simply made two dishes, and then ate with Clip sh*t Crawler. The snails and mutton were moved to the late-night snack stall, because the programme team had just sent someone to drive ten miles away to buy mutton, which belonged to the extra blackmail.
In this regard, Li Tiezhu will not feel embarrassed at all, he came to this programme without any money, eat some mutton how?
In fact, people with clear eyes know that Li Tiezhu instead of chicken to participate in the programme, is the programme earned. In addition to Li Tiezhu huge red, mainly for the programme to create a different topic and gimmick, better marketing and promotion.
Without mentioning anything else, the topic of “Li Tiezhu’s participation in “Where’s Dad”” will definitely be on the hot search.
As for whether it is a headline or not, it is hard to say, it depends on whether Wang Feng releases a new song or not.
Li Tiezhu made a very simple dish, mushroom meat, stir-fried cabbage, tomato scrambled eggs, green vegetables and tofu soup, in addition, also gave the poop crawler to make a colourful fried rice.
The so-called colourful fried rice is actually carrots, ham sausage, cucumber, eggs, tomatoes together with fried rice, in order to not let the rice is too hard, the process of frying added milk. The eggs are evenly wrapped around the milk-moistened rice grains, which are golden and very pretty.
Clip sh*t Crawler ate so fast that his nose and face were covered in rice grains, and he didn’t even eat the vegetables he was given.
“You have to eat vegetables, eat more vegetables.”
“Godfather, why don’t you eat?”
“I’ll eat later, I’m a fast eater. Eat the cabbage leaves!”
Li Tiezhu tore off the cabbage pole and put it into his bowl, put the cabbage leaves into the small spoon that clamped the sh*t crawler, his tone was very gentle.
“Ah woo ah woo ……”
“Want more cabbage?”
“To eat.”
“Slow down, no one will steal it from you.”
“Good.”
Eating, clip the sh*t crawler suddenly strange smile, then covered his mouth and said quietly to the camera, “He likes me, hehehehehehe ……”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but smile when he heard this, isn’t this nonsense? If I hate you, with your father’s fraudulent injury can also deceive me? Big deal, I will arrange an ambulance for him and drag him to this ancient castle with an IV.
The programme staff added, “Father Li is indeed much gentler than Brother Chicken today.”
Li Tiezhu’s face was dark and red, suddenly shy and a little uncomfortable at being complimented, scratching his head, “Actually, Brother Chicken is also very gentle, but he’s too introverted and not good at expressing himself.”
The pop-ups all crisped up:
“I want to give Li Tiezhu a son!”
“Serious Brother, does your family still lack a son? The twenty-five-six kind.”
“This colourful fried rice looks like it was made with care.”
“Tearing the cabbage leaves is also too spoilt, right?”
“Who said that a straight man of steel like Li Tiezhu doesn’t have a girlfriend? He’s actually just earthy, his heart is still very fine.”
“Song Zhu’er is so happy ……”
“When will Li Tiezhu have a baby? Let me know in advance, I’ll pinch the time to hang myself.”
“Upstairs be a person!”
“No! jiojio I won’t be a human being!”
“No one said anything about him extorting lamb from the programme?”
“What’s there to say about that, it’s just a regular operation of Serious Brother.”
“If it was in ‘Oh Exempt Primitive’ that lamb would have cut out by now.”
“This time it’s a different Serious Brother.”
Afterwards, the programme inserted an interview with Li Tiezhu, which was an interview that was conducted after every episode was recorded, editing some suitable images to put in the main film to spice things up.
The staff asked, “What prompted you to come to this programme?”
Li Tiezhu: “Clip sh*t Crawler ah, I knew him a long time ago, he was quite cute, so I wrote that song ‘Exclusive Memory’ for his dad.”
Staff: “So, you wrote the song for him for the sake of Clip sh*t Crawler?”
Li Tiezhu: “What else? Brother Chicken has such a stinky face, why would I give him face?”
Staff: “Is it true that you and Brother Chicken don’t get along too well in private?”
Li Tiezhu: “He doesn’t get along with anyone, we have a generation gap! But Sister Cai is very nice! I also chat with the sh*t-crawler.”
Staff: “What do you talk about?”
Li Tiezhu: “Chatting about the Aubergine Man ah, Deja, Dinah, Gaia, Aguju, Jestis, Nexus …… Although he doesn’t know as much as I do, after all, I have ten years of film-watching in the deep, but he’s very smart ……”
Staff:”……”
The screen turned, after the meal, Li Tiezhu and clip the sh*t crawler together to the tablet computer to watch Au Bump Man, four eyes focused, but also from time to time to let out or surprised or exuberant or low grunts, God synchronisation.
“Transformation ah!”
“Please …… stop waving, big brother! It’s almost killed.”
“Little monsters abominable!”
I have to say that the editor is divine, picking up this segment after the interview without any sense of incongruity.
The pop-up screen was destroyed:
“I’m blind! Li Tiezhu, you’re so into watching a Bumpman?”
“Screaming louder than a sh*t-crawler ……”
“Who has a video of a dead Bumpman! Send it to Li Tiezhu so he can see the evils of society.”
“Brother Serious is so childish.”
“When I watched Mushroom House and Oh Exempt Primitive, I thought Li Tiezhu was so mature that it was heartbreaking …… I didn’t expect it!”
“I didn’t realise that Serene Brother is not at all immodest!”
“Quite good, at least he’s not a bitter poor man’s child who became a family member early, and he can still watch Au Revoir.”
“Be lenient with him, he’s only twenty.”
“Li Tiezhu: I’m still the same teenager I once was!”
“I’ve seen him watching Au Revoir when he was on The Voice of China two years ago.”
“No wonder he’s so good with Clip sh*t Crawler.”
“Don’t be godfather and godson, why don’t you two worship in situ?”
“Damn, I’m laughing so hard my butt hurts.”
The programme staff reminded, “Teacher Tiezhu, it’s almost time, time to go.”
Li Tiezhu impatiently waved his hand, “Oops stop it! It’s about to transform.”
Staff: “But ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Finish this episode, just one!”
Staff member: “Pfft …… er, okay okay.”
Thus, Li Tiezhu and Clip sh*t Crawler were the last pair of fathers and sons to arrive at the mission site, and, along the way, were discussing the plot in a rather heated atmosphere.
The game was played in a large room covered with tatami mats, and everyone took off their shoes to enter.
After briefly introducing the rules of the game, the village chief had everyone take their seats in order of age, and the atmosphere was slightly awkward as they asked each other about their year of birth.
Village Chief: “Originally, if Brother Chicken was there, he should have been the first, he’s in his sixty-ninth year. So who’s the big brother now?”
After saying this, he looked at Liu Dazhuang.
Liu Dazhuang also looked at the village chief with a puzzled expression, “Is it me?”
He said in his heart, “How can you be younger than me if you’re so old?
Village Chief: “I’m seventy-three.”
Liu Dazhuang was speechless and consciously climbed over to sit in the first, the village chief followed the climate to occupy the second brother position.
Next, there was Wu Zun and Du Da Eye both, looking at each other in dismay.
Wu Zu En: “I’m seven-nine.”
Du Da Eye immediately made a please gesture, “I’m eighty, haha ……”
Then, Du Da Eyes looked at Deng Lu’en again.
Deng Lu’en stormed in seconds, “Don’t look at the two of us after 90.”
Du Da Eye shook his head helplessly and sat down.
Now behind Du Daoyuan was Deng Lu’en, and then behind him was Li Tiezhu.
Liu Dazhuang said, “What about you two? Ninety years later.”
Deng Lu’en: “That’s right, I’m older than him, I’m nine-two.”
Liu Da Zhuang was also hit by a storm, this is a twenty year gap ah! He was in his seventy-two years.
But he still couldn’t help but be curious: “Where’s Tie Zhu?”
Li Tiezhu was doing the bumpman transformation pose with Clip sh*t Crawler across the air, froze, and said, “I’m ninety-eight years old, my dad is seventy-three years old, the same age as the village chief.”
The crowd burst out laughing, Liu Daqiang pounded the ground.
God damn Li Tiezhu, only twenty years old!
Next, the real game began, in accordance with international practice, this game is much more boring than just give up your seat, is an egg who should eat the problem. The first to give to the oldest, and then slowly let back.
The kids are bored out of their minds. Why isn’t it over yet?
The humming and sh*t-crawling children often run around and make trouble, Du Da-eye’s character is not bad, did not mean the children, Li Tiezhu even less.
The village chief couldn’t help but sigh, “If Brother Chicken was here, Clip sh*t Crawler would have been stared back hard.”
Li Tiezhu: “He’s so violent? How dare he hit a child on the show?”
Village Chief: “I’m talking about glaring with your eyes, not stomping with your feet!”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh.”
At this time, the egg arrived in Du Da Eye’s hand, “I’m very thankful to Deng Lu En for helping me take care of the child on the last show, he was fortunate that day. And he is the youngest among our resident guests, trainee dad, it’s not easy. So I think the eggs should be given to him!”
The eggs changed hands and it was Dunruen’s turn to perform.
Deng Luen is also an old heart wave eh: “As for me, I have a habit of eating eggs, not eating the yolks not the whites ……”
Laughter.
The kids look puzzled, have the dads gone mad? What’s so funny about something so boring?
Then, Deng Lu’en looked at Li Tiezhu, ready to continue humbling himself.
Li Tiezhu said in a second: “I’m not eating, I’m saving my stomach for the lamb kebabs.”
Deng Lu’en: “Erm ……”
The village chief was also speechless: “Alright, cut out that sentence just now, Deng Lu’en you eat it straight away, or you won’t be able to end this session.”
So Dunruen ate the yolks and left the whites on the plate, and of course the camera didn’t film the whites.
Finally, Li Tiezhu miss home snails and mutton, coincidentally, the egg came to clip sh*t crawler hand, said: “clip sh*t crawler, do you want to eat?”
Clip sh*t crawler: “Godfather, I …… hey ……”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s very simple, want to eat on eat, but to ask other children want to eat, want to eat together, divided to eat. Okay? Big brother!”
Clip sh*t Crawler came to his senses.
He put down his plate and stood up, his expression gradually sacred: “Those who want to eat eggs, call me big brother and I’ll share a piece with you!”
Humbug: “Big brother!”