The final result is that Li Tiezhu does not bring any assistant to go, because he presses no assistant, only bodyguards.
However, there is no need to bring a bodyguard at all to record Real Men, after all, it is the territory of the JF army uncles, bring a bodyguard? It seemed a bit too much of a waste of money, was there a safer place in the world than this?
Hei Waer and bored Duner want to go to see the world’s hopes fall through, had to pack up things to fly back to the United States for the holiday, pinch the flesh water balloon to go, black, white, yellow and purple have everything.
Li Tiezhu repacked the luggage that was messed up by the staff, full of excitement, waiting to record the programme.
As a matter of fact, Li Tiezhu had never been so excited when he participated in any programme, not even the Super Voice where he made his debut.
That show he initially participated is muddled, in the middle and pretend takeaway boy, and tie Tony, and raise cats, and was eliminated and so on …… He actually the whole process is in a kind of dazed and confused state, coupled with the IQ is not high, so until the final to win the title Li Tiezhu realised that he had created a miracle.
And “real men” is different, this is a real dream journey for him.
Just ask, that boy in the “military” before, can not be excited?
This is very difficult to describe a feeling, there is exuberance, there is worry, there is pride, there is uncertainty, but the only thing is not timid.
Li Tiezhu hate this “enlistment” time is too short, there is a year and a half on the stick.
This night, Li Tiezhu for the first time in his life insomnia, I’m so stupid can also insomnia?
At first he thought he mistakenly added the intelligence value became smart, after checking found that the IQ is still 90, that is really mentally unstable too much excitement caused by.
So, in order to ensure a better state tomorrow, Li Tiezhu put Song Zhu’er in seventy-two changes.
Until Song Zhu’er has been directly disliked to pass out on the spot, Li Tiezhu only continued to hit a few shuttles, consumed part of the excess energy, barely slept.
The next day, Li Tiezhu was in high spirits, and together with the programme staff, he rushed to a military base in the west.
After getting off the plane, they had to sit in the car for more than two hours.
In the car, the programme team is still continuing to shoot, and give Li Tiezhu to play some of the video called “friends and family interview”. These videos were not specially shot by the programme team, but after contacting those people, they were asked to record a message to Li Tiezhu and send it to the programme team.
The first video was Wu Jing’s video.
Li Tiezhu was the first to spit out, “What kind of family and friends does he count as? Not a family member, not a friend, I have an average relationship with him.”
The video started with Wu Jing saying to the camera, “I knew that Li Tie Zhu would definitely say that we have an average relationship and that I don’t deserve to be called a family friend. Hahaha! Was I right?”
Li Tiezhu was shocked, “Is this a video link?”
Wu Jing: “It’s not a WeChat video Oh, I know you too well, I knew what you would say. Although we have worked together less often, but I personally appreciate you very much, you are this.”
Saying this Wu Jing gave a thumbs up.
“However, military camps are not fun places, you have to be mentally prepared. My last filming ‘War Dragon 2’ went to special training in the special forces, the skin was worn off a layer, went there to know, it turns out I’m shit. Anyone in there can compare me to the dregs, so I’ll teach you from experience, you must keep a low profile and work hard. Of course, you’re going to an ordinary troop, so you’re almost as good as me, but you still have to have the right attitude.”
The video ended.
Li Tiezhu bristled, “This uncle is coming to Versailles, can we go to the special forces?”
Still the chubby staff lady: “No, you guys don’t deserve it.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
In fact, for Wu Jing, Li Tiezhu is very grateful, much more reliable than Cheng Dalong, although there is not much contact, but his help is no less than Hong Dabao.
When he agreed to make a cameo in Wandering Earth, Wu Jing told him to make more cameo appearances in other films, which is a kind of “reciprocity”.
In Wu Jing’s words, film is a circle, Li Tiezhu, like Wu Jing, belongs to the unsupported and unexpected goods, so it will be subjected to crazy denigration and abuse.
Appropriate cameo appearances to give a shout-out to other forces and bigwigs would help improve relations, and most importantly, make his own situation a little more secure.
So Wu Jing was in Mountaineering and Wandering Earth, and Li Tiezhu went to Wandering Earth and Crazy Aliens.
The second family friend was Cheng Dalong????
Li Tiezhu was all shocked: ”When did my master care about me too? This …… isn’t scientific!”
Cheng Dalong: “Don’t disgrace me! Go to the army to train well and correct attitude and behave well, can go is the biggest recognition of you, don’t think you can float when you are red. Compared to our soldiers, you are nothing.”
End.
Li Tiezhu immediately spat, “I’m going to ‘join the army’, not to labour reform, right? Master is too nervous.”
He wanted to say, “I’m not your fucking son, do I need to do a good job and change my face? Well, this is also regarded as the master’s earnest expectation it ……
The third is Han Hong, who deliberately wore a military uniform that matched her rank, and I can see that she was very attentive and deliberate in order to record this short video.
Han Hong stood straight and said, “New recruit Li Tiezhu! Cheer up! Go for it!”
The words are very short, but I do not know why Li Tiezhu’s nose was suddenly sour, because, he knew that Aunt Han Hong had been collectively discredited on the Internet again some time ago, this is not the first time, and it will not be the last time.
The water in the public welfare world is too deep.
The young lady asked, “What’s wrong with you? Moved? Is there anything you want to say?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Aunt Han Hong is such a good person, why are there still people hacking her? Can I swear?”
Miss: “No.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then I have nothing to say.”
The fourth person is actually the high school homeroom teacher, Little Prince Against the Wind?
This is not scientific!
Little Prince Against the Wind’s hair actually grew out? The Mediterranean Sea is green and …… no, black and oily on his head, and a head of black and thick hair is particularly abrupt and …… funny.
The little prince against the wind said, “Li Tiezhu, I am very dissatisfied with you! What did you mean when you wrote that song ‘The Wind Rises’? Causing this new class of students I brought up to sing this song in front of me every day, forcing me to get a hair transplant, and losing two months of my salary …… If you don’t perform well in the army, see how I’m going to clean you up.”
Although Teacher Li tried to put himself in good humour, the power of the class head was still immense.
Li Tiezhu subconsciously shrunk his neck, although he has graduated for almost two years, but the remaining power of the little prince of the contrary wind still exists. Every year in the Spring Festival, Li Tiezhu has to entrust the old man who works as a security guard at the school to send some sausages and bacon and other annual goods to Mr Li.
The show’s young lady: “I still like your homeroom teacher’s previous hairstyle, I’ve seen it on TV, hahaha …… eek ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Our teacher Li has always been handsome and dashing, it has nothing to do with the hairstyle, temperament such things can not be hidden.”
Miss: “Pfft …… Li Tiezhu you say nonsense look so funny ……”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Was it you who crashed yesterday? It wasn’t, was it? You’re a twin, right?
Miss sister: “Heh heh heh ……”
Li Tiezhu: “What are you laughing at?”
Miss: “Laughing at you, haha, so cute.”
Li Tiezhu looked angrily: “You are humiliating me?”
The young lady’s fat face drummed and said, “Right! Bamboo told me, there is no need to be afraid of you, she said that you are a fool, and you are nice to everyone.”
Li Tiezhu: “Thank you!”
Miss: “Now, there’s still half an hour to arrive at the destination, you can read the information of the other five guests, do you want to read it?”
Li Tiezhu: “To be reasonable, not really want to know …… None of them are as red as me anyway.”
Miss: “Okay, you don’t want to know, then I’ll play it for you.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
What did Song Zhu’er say to this little fat girl yesterday? The whole thing went off the rails.
The first guest to play was Guo Xiaoxi, who had been a civilian soldier for many years and was considered a veteran, and was forty years old, but seemed to be in pretty good shape.
He said, “I’m a veteran, I hope to serve as a benchmark.”
The second guest is thirty-three year old Yuan Heng, an actor who graduated from the Shanghai Theatre, not too popular but relatively well known.
Yuan Heng: “I’m kind of a free-spirited person, and the word obedience is a big burden …… pain mask for me. But it’s fine, the column will help me, he’s so powerful.”
Li Tiezhu and Yuan Heng do not have much contact, but because of the second sister, the relationship is slightly closer, of course, Li Tiezhu and the second sister is actually just average, especially after experiencing the tearing up with Hua Tianyu, the contact is even less.
The third veteran actor, Zhang Yi Feng: “Guo Xiaoxi, Yuan Heng, Li Tiezhu, what they can accomplish I can’t accomplish? There’s no need to do any preparation, not at all.”
This old gentleman, who was fifty-eight years old, but regularly exercised and played basketball, had a great body.
When he was filming with Mi Bingbing, he was even able to do the difficult moves of horse shock.
The fourth person to appear was Liu Yuan, who was the same age as Li Tiezhu, a newcomer idol actor who had just successfully entered the film industry last year with Tang Tang Tang and had reaped a lot of rewards, and his appearance video was very cool and had obviously been carefully designed. He looks cool as he assembles a toy gun on the living room coffee table with a cloth over his eyes.
Liu Yuan: “Since childhood, the desire is to say, rob ah tank ah, these military instruments, which should be a boy from childhood have a dream …… these days have been insomnia, that kind of excitement but also nervous contradiction. Will see any gun, or can touch the tank or something like that, think about it, toss and turn in bed and can not sleep …… I also called with the column brother, hahaha …… we are almost the same, he is also the same insomnia.”
Liu Yuan and Li Tiezhu are more familiar, the two have appeared on the variety show together, because they are both young people, so they are naturally more compatible.
The fifth was Du Haibo, a thirty year old host from Xiangnan station, he had a strange smile on his face, and what he said Li Tiezhu couldn’t remember anymore because he was spitting and couldn’t help it.
“My God! Even if the fifty-eight year old grandpa is fine, what the hell is this fat guy? Isn’t this show a defence show? Where’s the funny?”
Miss: “What you say now is likely to be cut into the main film oh.”
Li Tiezhu said, “What am I afraid of? No, the teammates you guys picked for me …… are also too pulled down, right?”
However, what can be done?
This is, after all, a variety show, can not always pick age-appropriate male artists to come, need to take into account the age, personality, type of difference and match, so ah, in the final analysis, this is still a programme rather than a real enlistment.
Li Tiezhu was a little disappointed.
Not long after, the Chinese bus stopped in front of a shopping mall, and the recruits assembled for the first time. The artists arrived one after another, gathering on the side of the road in some small town to say hello, the instructor ignored them and directly began to take names.
“Du Haibo!”
“Du Haibo.”
No one answered.
The scene was a bit awkward for a while.
At this time, Du Haibo on the first floor of the shopping mall was eating dessert, a face of fat churning around, calling out, “Wait for a while I, I’ll go down in a while, mamma yea, this is also too tasty ……”