At the entrance of the mall, Li Tiezhu, Liu Yuan and the others had already stood in a row, facing the instructor, who expressionlessly glanced at Du Haibo, who was slowly and leisurely eating dessert on the first floor of the mall, and turned around and stood still, and the air pressure was suddenly low.
Du Haibo was holding ice cream in one hand and pushing a trolley case with one hand, slowly walking out from inside.
A hidden smile flashed across Zhang Yi Feng’s cold face.
Guo Xiaoxi gloated and laughed, “Hahaha ……”
Yuan Heng was trying to stifle his laughter.
Liu Yuan looked at Li Tiezhu somewhat nervously.
Li Tiezhu stood straight and looked forward, this was something he learnt during the filming of Soldier’s Assault, when he also trained specifically for a period of time.
Pop-up screen:
“Du Haibo is going to suffer!”
“Danger!”
“The one who made the demon is not even Li Tiezhu?”
“Serious brother that’s not called making a demon, that’s called committing stupidity.”
“Late for assembly is a matter of principle, Li Tiezhu won’t make a mistake.”
“That’s why Li Tiezhu makes things fun for everyone, but not for others.”
“We have to divide things up.”
“What is Du Haibo doing here? Instantly pulls down the show.”
“Brother Xiao Yuan is so tender!”
“Here for Brother Serious!”
“It’s great that Tie Zhu has a new programme again.”
“Catching up directly from ‘Chinese Good Song’, seamless connection.”
Du Haibo walked over and smiled, “I’m actually not late, I’ve been here for a long time, want some ice cream? It’s pretty tasty.”
Instructor: “……”
Li Tiezhu: “Gather up.”
Du Haibo: “I haven’t finished eating yet.”
Li Tiezhu: “You can let the instructor hold it for you, and you can eat it after the assembly. Dog head.”
Du Haibo: “……”
He didn’t have the dog guts like Li Tiezhu, and seeing that the atmosphere was rather awkward, he looked for a rubbish bin and threw it away, then walked over and stood still.
The instructor didn’t say anything, just let Du Haibo into the line and said seriously, “Everyone should remember that being a soldier obeying orders is a vocation. If you are not punctual in normal times, then you will not be able to hold your position in wartime.
Li Tiezhu nodded gently.
Du Haibo drooped his eyelids, looked around, and after confirming that he was talking about him, the corner of his mouth gently hooked.
Instructor: “In the future, don’t have a similar situation.”
Du Haibo nodded, the corners of his mouth still wearing a strange smile.
Soon, everyone got on a Chinese bus and chatted.
Zhang Yi Feng said, “The one among us who needs to go into the military camp to exercise the most is Du Haibo, too fat.”
Guo Xiaoxi turned her head and asked Du Haibo, “Do you want to lose weight?”
Du Haibo: “I want to! I really want to lose weight, I sent a long text friend circle yesterday, anyway, is no one wants to be a fat person, I also want to be thin and handsome.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ugly has nothing to do with fat.”
Du Haibo: “Huh?”
The others laughed, it’s starting, it’s starting, Brother Serious is starting to dislike people.
Li Tiezhu Serious Face: “You can’t even open your eyes, how can you still presume that you’ve become handsome? Which handsome guy doesn’t have eyes?”
Guo Xiao Xi: “Hai Bo can you open your eyes?”
Du Haibo: “This …… can’t be done.”
A few people were once again amused, this one is really trying hard to open his eyes.
Du Haibo took his mobile phone and read two sentences of his friend circle: “…… I’m used to being free and lazy, this time I really want to make an effort to make myself self-disciplined!”
Li Tiezhu: “Go to bed early, dream of everything.”
Du Haibo: “……”
The others laugh maniacally, “Hahahahahahaha ……”
The camera gave the instructor sitting in the passenger seat, expressionless, sitting straight.
Du Haibo said, “Tiezhu, gaha ah! You target me every time you go on the show? Can’t you give me some face?”
Li Tiezhu: “Have you? No?”
Du Haibo: “Yes! On ‘Happy Camp’ you came three times, once a year, and disliked me every year, and every time I was ridiculed by the netizens for being too big a target and drawing too much fire from you. And last year’s Chinese Restaurant, you disliked me even though my girlfriend and I just came to that episode and you left. We’re all friends, but you never show any mercy, so it’s hard for me.”
Li Tiezhu: “We’re not friends, right?”
Du Haibo: “……”
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
Guo Xiaoxi and Yuan Heng laughed so hard that they slapped their thighs, and the elderly Zhang Yi Feng was also overjoyed.
Liu Yuan’s tears came out laughing.
Li Tiezhu zapped Du Haibo again, “It’s just a simple acquaintance.”
Zhang Yi Feng said, “It doesn’t matter, from now on we are comrades in arms, in the future we will all be friends.”
Du Haibo nodded, “Right!”
Li Tiezhu: “Teacher He Ling said Du Haibo has no friends in the circle.”
Du Haibo: “……”
“Hahaha ……”
The camera is given to the instructor again, his face twitching again, his shoulders shaking, it’s obvious that he’s suffocating.
The car drove to the entrance of the barracks and stopped, the six guests got out and waited.
Du Haibo took out an egg and ate it, not knowing where he felt it out, it was still hot.
Liu Yuan stifled his laughter, “Brother, are you sure you’re here to lose weight?”
Du Haibo: “It’s only when you’re full that you have the strength to lose weight.”
Liu Yuan smiled and looked at Li Tiezhu: “Brother Zhu, another one assimilated by you.”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re getting close too.”
Liu Yuan smiled and shook his head, although unwilling, he really couldn’t resist. The last time he and Li Tiezhu recorded an episode of Mushroom House and went back, he couldn’t help disliking people everywhere, his iron words were too uptight.
The instructor said: ”We will immediately enter the military camp, after entering, everyone should be in step and strict. We uniformly carry our suitcases in our left hands, and those who have small pockets carry them in their right hands. Turn left!”
Then, the six “recruits” followed the instructor into the barracks, is a part of our army boot camp.
The loud and clear military song echoed in the barracks, and there were scenes of the recruits’ training everywhere.
Six Bean looked around, curious baby-like, especially the military-loving Liu Yuan, more excited eyes are shining, Li Tiezhu a little better, when in order to shoot the “Soldier Assault” he trained in the barracks.
Liu Yuan asked Li Tiezhu in front of him in a low voice: “Brother Zhu, have you ever fired a real gun?”
Li Tiezhu nodded.
Liu Yuan asked again, “Then have you ever fired a cannon?”
Yuan Heng puffed out a laugh.
The instructor glared back at them and was finally quiet.
The pop-up screen:
“Song Zhu’er: Tie Zhu has played cannon!”
“Crouching ……”
“Yuan Heng’s laugh is not pure.”
“What did Liu Yuan ask ah? The little guy is starting to pillarise.”
“I have a premonition that this group of people will all end up being forcefully columnised.”
“Maybe even the instructor ……”
“Don’t dare to think about it.”
A while later, Li Tiezhu and the others arrived at the entrance of the barracks, a soldier standing straight was already waiting there.
Instructor: “Introduce everyone, this is everyone’s recruit squad leader, Jin Wu, this year’s fifth year as a corporal. He has participated in …… and other major exercise missions ……”
The camera was given to this soldier, and it was quite handsome, and the pop-up screen tumbled with a burst of female fans.
After the handover was completed, Jin Wu took his six recruits and went to their squad’s dormitory.
The dormitory was large, with bunk beds and a total of eight beds.
After finding their respective beds, the six people stood at attention, and the recruit squad leader gave a lecture on some of the most basic rules.
Li Tiezhu can not help but laugh, is the kind of old son finally become a soldier laugh.
The squad leader glared at him a few times, Li Tiezhu slightly restrained some, but still can not help.
Yuan Heng on the opposite side was also excited, and was buckling and searching on his body.
Squad Leader Jin Wu: “Yuan Heng! Don’t move around when the squad leader is speaking.”
Yuan Heng wanted to speak, his bum was a bit itchy!
Pop-up:
“This group of people just looks comical.”
“Li Tiezhu is going to collapse!”
“I have an unsettling premonition that something is going to happen ……”
“It can’t be normal with Serious Brother around.”
“Why is it that when these people stand together with Li Tiezhu, the painting style and temperament have changed?”
“Idolaters like Liu Yuan are also crooked.”
“Teaser, high energy ahead!”
“The famous scene is coming ……”
The class president glared until Yuan Heng didn’t dare to move before saying, “Next, starting with Yuan Heng, do the self-introduction.”
Yuan Heng: “Ah …… everyone, I …… can move huh?”
Said, looking at the class president.
Li Tiezhu on the opposite side didn’t hold back and laughed, Guo Xiaoxi and others also laughed, Yuan Heng was too nasty.
The class president looked straight at Yuan Heng.
Yuan Heng was a little weak: “Hello everyone, my name is Yuan Heng, Jiangxia people, twenty three …… er, thirty two years old this year.”
Zhang Yi Feng: “Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Yi Feng, fifty-six years old …… poof ……”
He laughed himself first.
Guo Xiaoxi, Liu Yuan and Du Haibo also didn’t hold back and burst out laughing.
“Pfft~”
Li Tiezhu was also inexplicably poked in the laugh, laughing not at Zhang Yi Feng, but at everyone’s reaction, such a formal occasion, what are you guys laughing at?
Class president: “Li Tiezhu, close your mouth.”
Li Tiezhu: “Puh uh uh ……”
Several seconds passed before closing his mouth with the help of his hand, but he couldn’t control the laughter on his face, twitching and twitching.
Laughter is contagious, and the others in turn were made to laugh by Li Tiezhu.
The class president stared at Li Tiezhu breathlessly, “Is it funny to make a self-introduction?”
Li Tiezhu took a deep breath to calm himself, “Class president, how did you hold back from laughing?”
Class president: “……”
“Pfft ……”
The other five all laughed.
The self-introductions continued, and soon it was the turn of the last one, Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu subconsciously came to an upright position, with style, “Hello everyone, my name is Li Tiezhu, male ……”
“Poof goose goose goose ……”
Those five and collapsed, can not endure ah, others are introduced to the age and place of origin, you fucking say gender?
Li Tiezhu also laughed, by their own stupid: “Hey hey hey …… hey hey hey hey …… male, hey hey …… early twenties, hey hey hey hey……”
Crashed!
Li Tiezhu completely collapsed with laughter.
It was not easy to hold back to continue the introduction, but somehow said brother in his early twenties, and found that it was not right, out of how much is called out of the head ah? So, he laughed himself.
The other five also laughed and jerked, is really can not help ah, Li Tiezhu burst of laughter attack is too strong.
The squad leader coldly stared at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu forced himself to calm down, ready to reintroduce, take a deep breath: “Hiss …… sucking …… heh heh heh ……”
He took a deep breath and accidentally left a drop of saliva at the corner of his mouth, crashing himself again.
The other five laughed their heads off and couldn’t stop at all.
Li Tiezhu: “Sorry! I’ll start over. My name is Li Tiezhu, male, poof goose goose goose ……”
Class president: “Is that funny?”
Liu Yuan shuddered and took a deep breath, forcing himself to hold back his laughter, it was too hard.
Squad leader: “Are you guys here for camping?”
Li Tiezhu lowered his head in shame, it was so wrong, how could he laugh in this programme? Then he saw that the saliva that had just dripped out was still hanging on his clothes:
“Puh-goose-goose-goose-goose-goose-goose ……”