The premiere line-up of Soldier Assault is actually quite strong, very few TV series can be simulcast on multiple stations including CCTV and Penguin Video, apart from Penguin’s energy and Li Tiezhu’s influence, it’s most of all the quality of the film.
Although only two episodes of the film have come out, and the third episode is only half shot, but it is enough to impress the three major TV stations. Everyone is a professional and can see the standard of this film at a glance.
At this time, thousands of TV sets you are playing the first episode of Soldier Assault, laughing, after all, …… Li Tiezhu is too stupid.
These years it is rare to meet such a grounded TV series, full of small screen fresh meat love ah love ah, either ancient costume or urban, one makeup with ghosts like scratching their heads.
The rarest of all is that the actors in this drama are all excellent in their roles, with Wu Jing stealing the limelight, and even Li Tiezhu not being too impressive. Xu Baishun, the village chief and Shi Jin are all wildly popular and very comedic.
But the most flirty ones are Xu Sanduo’s two brothers, more flirty than Xu Sanduo rolling his eyes.
Xu Yile said a few words in addition to the time to buy a small royal book, the back are not a word, but can not hide a tart, retarded eyes, and hands and feet exudes the temperament of the stupid, let a person bright eyes. Especially those who grew up in the countryside will always feel déjà vu, after all, which village still does not have such an excellent talent?
Xu Erhe, not to mention, red shirt, purple tight trousers, holding a cigarette, flirty.
The pop-ups:
“I would like to call Xu Sanduo’s two brothers Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Daisy!”
“Are the purple tights serious?”
“Xu Sanduo’s dad is really fierce, the village chief is terrified even when he sees him!”
“Tie Zhu is acting in character, right?”
“It’s too damn real ……”
“That’s how I left the army back then.”
“This family is talented.”
“I seriously doubt that Xu Yile took the money and went to buy books again.”
“Big brother loves to read!”
“It’s a good thing to have a strong desire for knowledge.”
“Sando’s dad is talented!”
“Yiluo, Erhe, Sanduo, whoever could come up with this name is not a talent? Dog head!”
“The costumes and environment are on point ……”
“Serious Brother turned my imagination upside down, I thought it was a war film, I didn’t expect it to be a sand sculpture film!”
“Serious man who is serious about filming a drama?”
“No acting at all!”
“These people have no acting skills ……”
“Indeed, as real as a f*cking documentary.”
“Hsu San-duo’s dog is well acted.”
In fact, when it came to filming, Li Tiezhu was the most difficult one, he didn’t resemble Xu Sanduo, apart from being earthy and stupid, he didn’t have much in common. However, he managed to capture the characterisation – a goon – with the help of a few good actors.
Li Tiezhu is not a goon, but he is well aware of Qin Tao’s idiosyncrasies, and he faces his dad at home in the Xu Sanduo look.
In the twinkling of an eye, the village chief and the squad leader came to visit Xu Sanduo’s family, Xu Er and said Mo in.
Then the boss bought meat and vegetables back.
Squad Leader: “Hello Uncle, you are Xu Sanduo’s father, aren’t you?”
Xu Yile’s two eyes are lifeless, zombie-like as he walks between the village chief and the squad leader and goes to burn the pot for cooking.
Bouncer:
“Uncle doesn’t want to say anything.”
“Laughing so hard my stomach hurts, the boss is so handsome. ”
“A family of three!”
“The old Xu family is full of talent.”
“The oldest is retarded, the second is a dilettante, and the third is a straight up idiot ……”
“Sando is afraid that he won’t be able to become a soldier, right?”
“Nothing more to say, this drama to catch up!”
“Prophecy: this drama may become a classic.”
“I can’t, I’m going to call the police, the doggone Li Tiezhu is trying to laugh me to death.”
Subsequently, Xu Baishun returned from the teacher’s house with Sanduo, hurriedly and warmly greeted the class president, and let Xu Yile hurry to cook, a flurry of operations, forcing the class president to be forced to eat with them.
Bad old man set deep, rural road more slippery ……
Shi Jin looked at Xu Sanduo: “This is Comrade Xu Sanduo, right?”
Xu Sando lowered his head, shrugged his shoulders and turned around to slip away, being kicked back by Xu Yile: “Look at you ah ……JF Army comrades want to eat in this courtyard, move the table, ah!”
Xu Sanduo: “Ah?”
Xu Baishun: “Move the table! Move the table!”
……
“You talk to me, I’ve been a soldier too… Surprise stab, surprise stab ……”
“Stab to the left, kill! Ouch, kill …… kill wrong, look at this ……”
“What’s wrong with this table? Do you still want the legs of the table?”
Li Tiezhu was kicked over even with a table bench.
Pop-up:
“I went, almost didn’t slow down ……”
“Surprise stab stab! Hahaha!”
“How come it looks so good?”
“Did Li Tiezhu really write this script himself? It’s also too flirty, right?”
“Having seen that rabbit, Li Tiezhu is really strong at writing stories.”
“I used to drag the table like this and was beaten by my father.”
“Li Tiezhu’s blank stare is also no one.”
“The class president is already speechless.”
“Li Tiezhu eating is also too cute ……”
“Little poor thing!”
“The oldest two are not qualified to be at the table!”
“The village headman is hard rubbing his nose in the food.”
“The oldest three is the son of a turtle, hahaha ……”
“His father’s set is so deep.”
“The oldest looks stupid, but his cooking skills are pretty good!”
“The class president is so gentle.”
“Sando has pimples on his forehead, Song Zhu’er is incompetent!”
“Connotation LSP.”
“I guess the filming was done by Li Tiezhu in the kitchen.”
“+1”
Really let them give a right guess, indeed this table dishes are cooked by Li Tiezhu under the kitchen, the meal is also really eat, after all, Li Tiezhu is very good at eating, eat thief.
During the meal, the class president politely expressed the opinion that Li Tiezhu is not qualified, and then, Xu Baishun punched Xu Sanduo again, and Shi Jin finally had a single chat with Xu Sanduo.
“Come here, come …… us, talk?”
“It is he who wants to give birth.”
“What the hell?”
“He had to have it himself, said, the more sons the better ……”
Outside the courtyard, Xu Baishun forcefully threatened the village head to beat him, the village head again and again and again goaded, eavesdropping on the words of the head of the class still do not want Xu Sanduo, the old man rushed in and picked up a small bench to smash:
“Son of a bitch, run! Run to the JF Army!”
Xu Sando ran away, blinking out of the courtyard gate, kicking a chicken into unconsciousness, and in the next shot, Xu Sando crossed the village path like a wild boar, scaring a dog into jumping into a paddy field. ……
This was an accident during filming and was not deliberately arranged, but because the chicken and dog were too co-operative, the footage was kept.
At that time, Zhang Yi, who played the squad leader, also gave CPR to the chicken, after all, it was the owner’s live chicken, and if it got killed, he would have to pay for it. Luckily, the chicken was only frightened, and came back to life in a short while.
The squad leader can’t stand it anymore, take the things to go, was Xu Baishun blocked.
Then Xu Sanduo ran back.
“Qian Nisi Pi breaks and tears to Boo Ruo Rui A fan~”
Eventually the squad leader left, his brain hurting: “Xu Sanduo, in fact, if we don’t become a soldier, we can still do many, many meaningful things!”
Xu Baishun and Xu Sanduo looked at the door and froze at the same time.
The first episode of Soldier’s Assault is over.
Pop-up:
“That’s it?”
“Li Tiezhu breaks the seal dog!”
“I go …… this break is really disgusting yet.”
“Another day to wait for tomorrow.”
“Definitely ended up in the military.”
“Nonsense, how else can we act?”
In the old Sun’s house in Jinmen, Sun sobered up a bit and laughed along with the ups and downs of the plot, while Li Tiezhu was a bit dizzy instead.
Song Zhu’er and Auntie Lin also watched with amus*ment.
Song Zhu’er: “Although I’ve read the novels and scripts, I didn’t expect you guys to make it so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing. Tie Zhu is great~”
Li Tiezhu scratches his head, “It’s okay, it’s all because they acted well.”
Song Zhu’er: “I know about Xu Er and that actor, but what the hell is Xu Yile? Where did you find that actor?”
Li Tiezhu: “The last time the dragon set audition came across, a look I fixed him.”
Auntie Lin said, “Not bad, very nice. Who’s the lead actress in this play? Why don’t you let JuanJuan play it?”
Song Zhu’er: “There’s no female lead, there aren’t even many female roles, right?”
Li Thetzao nodded his head.
Auntie Lin was a little worried, “Is this okay?”
Old Sun said, “Why not? This is the kind of drama that fierce men should watch! What kind of female lead do you need? I think the squad leader is the female lead ……”
Just as they were discussing, on Jitterbug and Scarf, Soldier’s Assault also caught fire.
It quickly rushed to the hot search:
“Soldier Assault has no acting skills!”
“Xu Sanduo.”
A lot of people are really enjoying the show, and the most common comment on the internet about the first episode of Soldier’s Raid is – tawdry.
The family chatted about other things and got ready to rest, even though it was still early.
So, how to arrange Li Tiezhu became a problem.
Song Zhu’er suggested, “He who guest room it.”
Auntie Lin: “What’s the point of all that nonsense? You’ll still have to go there at night. Just sleep in your room.”
Sun Mou, who had just called Li Tiezhu brother and sister, protested sternly: “No way! Resolutely not.”
But no one listened to him, Auntie Lin was getting towels and toiletries for Li Tiezhu, Song Zhu’er went to get Li Tiezhu her pajamas that she had prepared in advance, and Li Tiezhu was drinking tea to wake up.
Sun Mou had a black face, “I want to beat you up.”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re a big boss, it’s not appropriate to fight in person, right? Besides, you can’t beat me.”
Sun Mou: “……”
The next day, Li Tiezhu got up early, gave another pike to Song Zhu’er, then washed up and ate breakfast, then went to Yundeshe. It was arranged before, he came to Yun De She to crosstalk today, as a way to thank Mr Guo, Yue Yupeng and others for helping him.
Today, Li Tiezhu’s partner is Xiao Yue Yue, Yue prepared a small paragraph in advance, and when Li Tiezhu came, the two of them will then combine and modify it.
I don’t know if it’s Lao Guo’s ability to calculate, specially let Li Tiezhu come to perform after “Soldier’s Assault” hit the airwaves. The advert was put out a long time ago and it worked well, but after the first episode of Soldier’s Assault, people are looking forward to it even more.
“Brother Yue, Brother Da Lin! Qin Bean Batch.”
Li Tiezhu came to Yundeshe and the first people he met were these three.
Guo Da Lin: “Tie Zhu is awesome, we all watched ‘Soldier’s Assault’, it was so enjoyable.”
Yue Yupeng patted Li Tiezhu’s shoulder, “Congratulations! How were the ratings last night?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Thirty million broadcasts, sixty million replays from Penguin.”
The ratings algorithm in this world is very simple, that is, how many devices are playing, no matter whether it is a TV or a mobile phone or a computer, as long as it is played is the data.
Qin Tao: “Doggone can oh, treat treat treat!”
Li Tiezhu: “Hammer, coming to your territory, you shout me to treat you? Do you still want to be shameless?”
Qin Tao: “Don’t.”
Guo Da Lin: “What’s the face?”
Yue Yupeng: “We are proud of our Yundeshe, except for the one who loves to perm his hair, all of them don’t have a face.”