Yue Yupeng and Guo Dalin took Li Tiezhu into the usual training ground of Yunde Society to meet Teacher Guo and Master Yu, after all, it is impossible for these two to pick him up, to be able to send out Yue Yupeng and Guo Dalin at the same time has already given Li Tiezhu a lot of face.
Li Tiezhu all the way to greet with the acquaintance of the unknown, came to the innermost a parlour, met with the Yu Grand Master who is resting there holding a bottle of wine and smoking, and the Guo teacher who is reading a book, as well as an unidentified species playing a game on a laptop computer.
Mr Guo put down his book, “Ah! Come on.”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Eh, Mr Guo is good, Mr Yu is good, this is?”
Teacher Guo pointed to the middle-aged fat man playing the game, “My senior brother, call Uncle Hou.”
Li Tiezhu: “Uncle Hou good.”
Uncle Hou ignored him, is holding a sniper rifle resting there lying on the grass, Voldemort intends to Yin a wave of people who come to rob the car.
Yu Qian took out a cigarette case: “Gentlemen, smoking?”
Li Tiezhu: “No! Thank you.”
Yu Qian held up the erguotou again: “Drink?”
Li Tiezhu looked puzzled: “Drinking in the morning?”
Yu Qian: “Why do you pick a time to drink?”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh.”
Teacher Guo pulled Li Tiezhu to sit down: “Don’t pay attention to him, Da Lin Zi makes tea, Yue Yupeng sits down, Qin Tao rolls, rolls to get a bag of peanuts and rice or something for your master, don’t drink confused again, I’m afraid.”
Yu Qian crossed his legs, “Jiao Er, I’m known for my moderation, you have to trust me.”
Teacher Guo: “Brother, where did you get moderation? This is your second bottle! I’m counting.”
Yu Qian: “Ho! It’s only two bottles, what are you afraid of? Besides, the show’s not until tonight, I’ll be sober after a nap in the afternoon.”
Guo Gangde wiped his nose, there’s no way, Yunde Society is just two people he can’t control, they’re all in this room.
This is not, the other on the mouse fell: “Shit! Shit!”
Guo Gangde: “What? Letting someone do it again?”
Hou: “No, I drove my car and fell to my death.”
Guo Gangde: “Oh, that’s good.”
The marquis drives again.
This side of Guo Gangde and Li Tiezhu rambled a few words, drinking tea, roughly is to thank Li Tiezhu to come to support the scene ah and so on the scene, when said still have to say, Li Tiezhu is also a bunch of testimonials, from Yue Yupeng the first time he took him on the show said that to the film festival Mr. Guo’s force on him.
I have to say, although Li Tiezhu and Yunde Society has nothing to do, but Yunde Society on his help is really not small, at least, every time the storm, Yunde Society is to support him.
That time and Qin Tao said cloud comedy event, can be said to be the most supportive of the Cloud Virtue Society to him once, took no small risk.
Talking and getting acquainted.
Yue Yupeng began to joke: “Brother, you are not righteous ah, filming a new TV series, writing, directing and acting with great power, but did not invite me?”
Li Tiezhu: “The main roles are all soldiers, your body …… cooking class is almost the same.”
Yue Yupeng beamed: “Hate! Small fist whack you milk ……”
Li Tiezhu: “You roll!”
Guo Gangde: “Tiezhu ah! If the role is right, whoever plays it is not playing it?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes, yes, yes, I’ll definitely co-operate with Brother Yue when I have the chance in the future.”
Guo Gangde shook his head, “No need! No need, just look for Big Linzi, Yue Yupeng is so popular, no need!”
Yue Yupeng: “Master, you’re biased.”
Guo Gangde: “It can’t be helped, you don’t call me dad either.”
Yue Yupeng: “Then what if I shout?”
Guo Gangde: “I won’t agree even if you shout. If you don’t believe me, try shouting one?”
Yue Yupeng: “Dad?”
Li Tiezhu: “Eh.”
Guo Da Lin: “Eh.”
Guo Gangde was happy, Yue Yupeng was confused, Teacher Yu almost choked, Qin Tao came over with peanuts to pat Yu Qian’s back, “Master you can’t die, I’m not red yet.”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m afraid that Yue you embarrassed, to give you a joke, right big Lin brother?”
Guo Dalin is being beaten by Yue Yupeng: “Right! Brother Yue you dog bite Lü Dongbin.”
Yu Qian is beating Qin Tao on the other side: “Nonsense, I can’t die when you’re red! What unlucky kid this is.”
After a while of fooling around, Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng left to go to the right words. Because Li Tiezhu has no contact with comedy, so, Yue Yupeng did not give him the whole too professional things, terminology is also basically not to say, choose the subject matter or Li Tiezhu familiar – music.
The book was written very simply, the two began to improvise, and gradually perfected the book.
After lunch, and to Guo Gangde and Yu Qian performed a section, the two gave some advice, and changed, and then practice, the time is almost up.
At five o’clock in the afternoon, the group ate dinner early and went to the People’s Theatre by car.
It was a small theatre, with a capacity of five hundred audience, not much, but small theatres for comedy were usually a good workout, a place for the newcomers of the Yundesha to hone their skills.
“Nervous?”
When they reached the backstage break, Yue Yupeng asked Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu: “Ah? What’s so stressful about five hundred people? My concerts all start with 50,000 people.”
Yue Yupeng: “……”
Qin Tao: “Brother Yue, you tell him a hammer, this motherf*cker is a tart stick.”
Yue Yupeng: “What is a tart stick?”
Qin Tao: “It is Li Tiezhu this kind of livestock.”
Yue Yupeng: “Oh, got it.”
How did you get it? Li Tiezhu kicked Qin Tao, then picked up his mobile phone to return Song Zhu’er’s message.
Knowing that Li Tiezhu was going to come to say comedy, Song Zhu’er asked for three tickets, and today she brought her parents along to listen to the comedy.
Six thirty, the show began, but the audience has not all come in, this time on is the most difficult, called the warm-up. The audience was coming in and out, some of them were still chatting, their attention was totally unfocused.
In addition to the fact that Tianjin is the birthplace of comedy, the audience’s tastes are so diverse that it’s hard to make them laugh at a normal level.
Two newcomers came on stage to warm up the audience, and the effect was average.
Guo Gangde sat in the background and listened attentively, then shook his head, “The rhythm is too chaotic, can’t control it, these two are untalented, need to work harder.”
Yu Qian: “And practice, it’s not even close, unless like Yue Yupeng and Qin Tao, suddenly enlightenment.”
Guo Gangde: “How can there be so many enlightened ones? There are so many comedians in the country, but not more than ten of them are enlightened, and most of them are just talking in a daze.”
Yu Qian: “There are also enlightened people who don’t do comedy.”
Guo Gangde: “Wasn’t it me who was late? I let Cheng Dalong get there first! I regret it.”
The two of them chatted with each other, and in a flash, the three comedies were already finished.
The Intangible Cultural Heritage Hou, as usual, went up to the stage to announce the curtain: “Next, please enjoy the comedy ‘I am a singer’ brought to you by Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu, a supernumerary of the Cloud Virtue Society.”
The slap ……
The audience on the scene reacted enthusiastically, and so many people came for Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng.
“Li Tiezhu!”
“Cheer up Brother Serious.”
“Xu Sanduo ……”
“Xiao Yue Yue~”
“Yue Yupeng I love you.”
“Li Tiezhu, I want to give you a monkey.”
Song Zhu’er stood up with her arms crossed, “Who is it? Robbing business?”
The audience saw that it was Tiehou Wa, and they were so happy that the men and women followed.
Sun Mou straight cover his face, how did his own daughter grow into this kind of morality? There must be something wrong somewhere.
Auntie Lin raised her hand and gave her daughter a high five, she has to be so dominant!
Backstage, Yue Yupeng, who was preparing to go on stage, laughed and walked on stage.
Yue Yupeng went directly to the back of the table and stood, leaving the position of the comedian on the back of the heel of Li Tiezhu, on this one move, the audience offstage high, dare to today is Li Tiezhu comedian ah? Can he do it?
Li Tiezhu also wore a mang today, seemingly came up, stood on the edge of the table to pick up the folding fan on the table a play, want to play a handsome, the results …… fell.
“Hey hey hey ……”
Li Tiezhu hands and feet to grips fell in mid-air folding fan, did not grips, and a kick, want to kick up, the results directly kick the table down.
The audience are frozen, a show on the accident?
Yue Yupeng snickered from the side.
Li Tiezhu plugged his waist and came in, ”Life is like this when you’re caught off guard! See it all? This fan is like my destiny, it suddenly took a turn. Greetings to all the young and old, big girls and old aunts of Jinmen, I’m Li Tiezhu, and today I’m joining Brother Yue to bring you a comedy piece, ‘I’m a Singer’.”
The audience laughed and applauded, I believe you a ghost! But, hard col theme ah! But, naive and cute.
Yue Yupeng secretly applauded Li Tiezhu and was about to pick up.
A female audience member below picked up the folding fan, “Tie! Your fan is in my hand.”
Li Tiezhu: “What? You still want to tear the ticket or what?”
The audience of Yundesha are all oddballs, this for the elder sister said, “Call me a beautiful sister and I’ll give it back to you.”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m face blind, but I’m not blind. Security! No …… bamboo child, hit her!”
“Phew~”
“You big man!”
Big sister was so angry ah, directly threw the fan to smash Li Tiezhu, was Li Tiezhu steadily caught, big sister was so angry that she stomped her feet and sat down again.
The strangest thing is that Song Zhu’er really stood up and rolled up her sleeves, then sat down again.
The audience applauded as usual: “Phew~”
Yue Yupeng: “Pillar, how can you act when you offend our Yundesha audience as soon as you arrive?”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m not from your Yundeshe, what am I afraid of?”
Yue Yupeng: “Ooh! I can’t beat you anyway, go on.”
Backstage, Yu Qian nodded his head repeatedly to look at Guo Gangde.
Guo Gangde: “Tsk! It’s a pity wow! This isn’t even enlightenment, this is enlightenment! Whatever he says can make people laugh, and his brain circuits are still peculiar.”
Li Tiezhu stable stage style, held the microphone holder, said: “Hum …… a little forget the words, the first sentence is what came?”
Yue Yupeng seemed to laugh: “Really? The first time to say comedy to forget the words?”
Li Tiezhu looked to the big sister on the stage: “You have the main responsibility ah! Big Sister! Anyone who wants to return a ticket should look for her.”
“Phew~”
Li Tiezhu finally remembered, “Everyone knows that I’m a singing god ……”
Yue Yupeng: “No! Wait a minute, what did you say you were?”
Li Tiezhu looked naive: “I am a singing god.”
Yue Yupeng: “Not a singer? How come you’re a god? Who named you the God of Song?”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m from Xichuan, I speak with an accent.”
Yue Yupeng: “Ooh! I’m afraid you haven’t gone too far with your accent, have you? Read after me, Lost Lotus Hands, Singer.”
Li Tiezhu: “Lost Lotus Root God, God of Song.”
Yue Yupeng propped up the table, “Good fellow, then may I ask how do you say pistol?”
Li Tiezhu: “Is the scale of your show that big? That thing can also fight?”
“Phew~”