Yue Yupeng hurriedly covered Li Tiezhu’s mouth, “Don’t talk nonsense, why are you more yellow than my master? Plus the audience can call the police!”
Li Tiezhu: “Take your hand away, Mr Guo is also a practitioner?”
“Phew~”
Yue Yupeng: “Hands! Eh, can you say it? Go on, don’t open your yellow mouth.”
Li Tiezhu: “Hello everyone, I’m a singer, the future God of Song, in the music industry I’m just a primary school student.”
Yue Yupeng: “Oooh~ Still the God of Song.”
Li Tie Zhu smiled modestly: “You can see it too?”
Yue Yupeng: “What do you see? Aren’t you a student in the music industry? What’s the point of pretending to be a god of song when you’re so low key?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s all set off by my peers, most of them are kindergarteners, I can beat ten by myself.”
“Well, your music industry are all underage? Then I’m a singer too.”
“Oh? You have a mouth too?”
“What do you mean I have a mouth too?”
“If you have a mouth, you can be a singer!”
“Phew~”
“Is the threshold that low in your line of work? Then I’m really a singer, I have a masterpiece.”
“Sing it.”
Yue Yupeng smiled haughtily.
The audience on stage: “Ah~ five rings ……”
Yue Yupeng pointed down, “These are my fans! How’s that? My songs are good, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “Genius! The person who wrote this song is amazing.”
“Whew~”
Yue Yupeng: “Go! Don’t flatter yourself.”
Li Tiezhu laughed: “Actually, this line of work has a ridiculously low threshold, columnist! You all wouldn’t dare to believe it when you say it!”
Yue Yupeng: “Tell me, how low? Can it be lower than speaking comedy? Anyone who raises elephants can.”
Li Tiezhu smiled disdainfully, “What is this? I know a milk tea seller, pentatonic brain is not good, as a result, people debut, or combination C debut, so far did not sing a line of song, and can not dance.”
Yang Feiyue is now very red, iron powder countless, basically who scolded Yang Feiyue will be sprayed to the skin, but Li Tiezhu is the exception, Yang Feiyue personally admitted, Li Tiezhu is her master.
Yue Yupeng: “That’s okay?”
Li Tiezhu: “And people are still red! Countless fans.”
“It’s thanks to her master, isn’t it? He doesn’t teach her anything.”
“f*ck off!”
“Is there anyone who doesn’t know? He said that the one who bought the milk tea is called Yang Feiyue, the disciple of this future God of Song, and he won’t teach even if he doesn’t know a single song. hahaha ……”
“This is my master’s rule, I only care about accepting disciples and don’t care about teaching. It’s called goat-herding teaching, the master leads the door to practice on the individual. There is another person, also a singer, say it out you all afraid.”
“Phew~”
“Who is it?”
“Matsutake-chan.”
“Phew~”
Song Zhu’er got up and waved, oddly embarrassed to be praised by her own hanyou again.
Yue Yupeng: “One of them is your disciple, and one is your girlfriend, so the threshold of the Chinese singing world was lowered by you?”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m flattered! I just did a little insignificant good deed.”
Yue Yupeng: “Still a good deed? The threshold of the singing world has been dug into a moat by you, you have to make more efforts, that will not be dug out a Samsung Pile? You don’t want to ruin the singing world.”
Li Tiezhu look at Yue Yupeng, and then two eyes look at the sky blinking twice: “This thing you have to let me think carefully, not necessarily can be.”
Yue Yupeng hurriedly waved his hand, “I didn’t instigate it! Everyone in the singing world, this matter has nothing to do with me.”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re not righteous, so I’ve been treating you like a son.”
Yue Yupeng: “I’m going to f*ck you! Speaking of you being a singer, how did you become one?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s a long story, it was a summer, Dad was moving bricks at the construction site ……”
“Get lost! Who are you calling Dad?”
“You.”
“Eh! Good boy.”
“Eh?”
“Don’t eh, no mistake! It’s that kind of relationship, so go on with yours.”
“Oh! I was moving bricks at the time, and Qin Tao suddenly rode a small electric donkey to find me. You all know Qin Tao, don’t you? A pig farmer! A master of sow care! He signed up for a competition audition at the time, and when it came to the competition, he didn’t dare to go on his own, saying that the judges were biting!”
“Phew~”
The audience doubled over in laughter, and the backstage crowd was also overjoyed.
Yu Qian: “This is good this is good! The two of them are so much more presentable, and they’re both still out of work.”
Guo Gangde nodded: “Right, right, right! This judge’s bite hang can be said all the time and taken out again and again. This is better than the afternoon practice, can be much better again! One day, not easy ……”
Yu Qian: “Regret it?”
Guo Gangde touched his head: “No regrets, he won’t come to say comedy, this kid is too talented, Yunde Society can’t set him off. We have a good relationship, and it’s good to invite him to come and say it once a year.”
Yu Qian also nodded his head.
In fact, it was impossible for Li Tiezhu to remember so many words, that is, after saying it a few times to get the rhythm down, and Yue Yupeng had been helping him control the rhythm. So said very smooth, but in fact, a lot of words are temporary out of the blue, such as the judges bite is Li Tiezhu patting his head popped out of the words, but also Xiao Yue Yue experienced catch.
This is not, Yue Yupeng wistfully said: “Then you say, the four judges, who bites?”
Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: “I heard! Just heard, did not see the real bite.”
Yue Yupeng: “I heard that there is also a person’s name ah, you do not sing God? What are you afraid of? Say ah!”
Li Tiezhu looked to the stage: “Play so big? Really?”
The audience shouted, “Say it!”
Li Tiezhu: “This legend will bite the judges, right ……”
Song Zhu’er stands up and yells, “Leng Ba!”
Li Tiezhu clapped his hands, “She said it! It’s none of my business!”
Yue Yupeng: “Is that so amazing? Did she bite then?”
Song Zhu’er gave a thumbs up towards Li Tiezhu, then sat down with an I’ll cover you faction. Besides, she would have bitten.
Li Tiezhu said, “No! Maybe it’s not appetising, or maybe it’s not hungry at all. Anyway, when I accompanied Qin Tao to sing, she was quite calm.”
Yue Yupeng: “So, you asked her to help you get popsicles because you were afraid she would be hungry, right?”
Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng with surprise, you are giving me the whole present hanging again?
He said: “Not really, the main still can not afford, my family is not rich, a year rarely eat a popsicle, or Qin Tao please. The first thing I did was to get the money to pay for the purchase, and then I was able to get the money to pay for the purchase, and then I was able to get the money to pay for the purchase.
Yue Yupeng: “Understand, afraid of him biting.”
“Phew~”
Li Tiezhu glared at Yue Yupeng: “What nonsense? Teacher Chen Posong is wearing dentures, which can bite?”
“Phew~”
Snapped ……
Yue Yupeng nodded, “That’s why kids need to brush their teeth diligently.”
Li Tiezhu: “So I sang …… What are you doing? Don’t teach the children, you remember, it’s not right to bite! Suggest that you develop some other hobbies, such as smoking ah drinking ah ……”
“Smoking and drinking hot head biting!”
The audience of the Cloud Virtue Society is really inappropriate, to force the rhythm of the actors.
Li Tiezhu: “It turns out that Mr Yu Qian is also …… I even stayed in a room with him for several hours today, no one told me ah?”
Yue Yupeng: “His old man was not like this before, it is estimated to hit this day to start like this.”
Backstage Yu Qian also happy: “These two yakuzi!”
Guo Gangde: “Senior! You know me, my meat is salty, you lift up your mouth, Yunde Society young meat tender a lot, not lack of your food ……”
On the stage, Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng’s comedy continued, until Li Tiezhu took the Good Voice Championship.
The audience response was very good, basically ten or twenty seconds a package, very compact.
Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng are also getting better.
“Champion you also took, debut, have you achieved anything in this year and a half a year?”
“Shame! Shame! Average results so far.”
“What are the grades?”
“Top ten on the Hot 100, less when only four or five songs are sung by me, plus the ones I’ve written for other people, only six or seven, only once the top ten was all my songs, but unfortunately it wasn’t for long, it only lasted for half a month month. Shame ……”
“Phew~”
“You call that average?”
“That’s not true? Also my first album didn’t sell too well, it only barely broke the sales record set by Zhou Dong ten years ago, only a little bit more than him.”
“How much is a little bit?”
“He’s 35 million, I’m only 60 million.”
“You call that a little bit?”
“That’s not true! The second album has only been out for a month or so, hey, sales are also worrying ……”
“How much?”
“Sixty-three million.”
“That little?”
“Yes! I’m so worried that I ah, ran away to shoot a TV series.”
“How did it go?”
“The first episode was aired last night, and my agent helped me do the maths, and said it was only the second and third highest ratings last year. Hey! I can’t do anything right! I’m sorry, fans!”
“Aren’t you good at making films? You won the Best Newcomer Award.”
“Hi! Movies are just playing around, and I blame myself for not working hard, the two main films I was involved in, That Rabbit and God of Medicine, only grossed a total of five billion dollars.”
“That’s a lot, much better than my master.”
“How can you talk? Why are you taking Teacher Guo and burying me? Is he worthy?”
“Phew~”
“I don’t think he’s worthy either.”
“Aren’t you afraid he’ll beat you to death?”
“I’m also a corner boy now, if he dares to beat me up, I’ll fight against getting out of the Yundesha! Hmph!”
“Phew~”
Li Tiezhu all peeked at the backstage and said, “What’s your age?”
Yue Yupeng: “Thirty-three.”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s a pity! Thirty-three years old! Why can’t you think straight?”
Yue Yupeng stalked his neck: “What’s wrong? It’s just so hard! Hey~ I’m red! Hahaha!”
Li Tiezhu: “Your master’s teeth can be good, I’m sure that a few minutes later, Mr Guo bit you to death on the spot backstage!”
“Phew~”
“Bite him to death!”
“Teacher Guo bites!”
“Get on stage and bite~”
Yue Yupeng’s face changed, towards the direction of the backstage puh-tom kneeled: “Master I was wrong! Leave someone under your mouth!”
Li Tiezhu: “Teacher Guo? Bite? I’ll hold it down for you!”
Yue Yupeng still kneeling: “Master?”
A voice came from the background, “Say whatever you want, it won’t bite you!”
The audience roared with laughter.
Yue Yupeng popped up at once: “My master told me to say whatever I want, and I countered out of Yundeshe to go start my own business! I also scolded Guo Gangde! With my skills, dry down Yun De She ……”
Backstage: “Li Tiezhu, hold him down for me, wait for me to grind my teeth.”
The audience had a seizure of laughter.
Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: “Is the comedy still on?”
Yue Yupeng: “Why don’t we stop, I have to go kowtow to my master first, otherwise I really have to die here tonight.”
“Didn’t you say there is no size on stage?”
“There’s the second half of the sentence. …… New graves are being made under the stage.”
Li Tiezhu: “Speaking comedy is still a high risk industry ah? It’s the first time I’ve ever done comedy and I don’t understand it, will it seem hasty if we just end it like this?”
Yue Yupeng: “Hasty is as hasty does! Otherwise, I might have ended my life even more hastily.”
The original book should be Li Tiezhu and then Versailles a few times, Yue Yupeng to say that we share the same disease, in the comedy world, I am also like you bum, because, after I put my master and Master Qian beyond, I lost the goal to strive for, invincibility is always so lonely.
Can be hard to be bitten by the terrier to bring the rhythm, however, there is nothing bad.
Li Tiezhu: “That’s it then, young and old, thanks for the show!”
Yue Yupeng: “If I don’t die, will you guys come back next time?”
Against the warm applause from the stage, the two bowed and walked towards the side curtain bar.
Yue Yupeng walked and felt that something was wrong, the applause of the audience under the stage became more and more enthusiastic, and there were many people shouting Li Tiezhu’s name. He was shocked, is it that good? Li Tiezhu, his first real comedy ah, you guys just whole this?
He wanted to pull Li Tiezhu, but Li Tiezhu went too fast and had already left the stage.
Yue Yupeng had to follow him off the stage.
When they got backstage, Teacher Guo and Yu Qian stood up with the group and applauded.
The marquis who reported the curtain didn’t go to the stage to report the curtain either, and followed the applause.
Teacher Guo: “Great! Go for it.”
Li Tiezhu: “What?”
Yue Yupeng dragged Li Tiezhu to the stage again: “Listen to the applause outside, my master is no better, this is to call us back to the stage.”
Li Tiezhu confused: “What do you mean by return?”
Came to the stage, waiting for the applause gradually small, Yue Yupeng only said: “You are not difficult for me Fat Tiger? We have prepared a comedy, but also finished, not to mention, next to me, this is the first time to say comedy, and even what is called back to the scene do not know. You guys let us return, what are we going to do?”
Li Tiezhu: “Back to the stage, add money?”
Audience: “Plus!”
Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: “Add money that’s fine, just do a couple of lines.”
Yue Yupeng: “Then say what ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “Said the singer, said I am a comedian?”
Yue Yupeng: “Okay! I’ll make fun of you, you make fun of me?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes.”
This is Yue Yupeng is afraid that Li Tiezhu is an amateur, no work in the stomach, the whole can not understand, to help him reduce the burden and pressure.
The two changed places on the stage, Yue Yupeng smiled shyly: “My name is Yue Yupeng, I’m a student in the comedy world.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ooh~”
The audience laughed, what the hell are you holding up? A shock.
Yue Yupeng was shocked: “How to ooh la? Do you know how to play the joke ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes! Look at the audience laughing.”
Yue Yupeng: “You’re not right, you have to pass me words, learn from Master Qian’er! You have to say you are so red how only primary school students ah? Yo, you modest, and so on.”
Li Tiezhu: “I do not! I do not go out of the ordinary. You see the audience laughed, laughed on the right, I f*cking jokes still need to learn with Yu Qian?”
“Good! The whole …… audience does not laugh you will be miserable.”
“Good guy!”
“Err …… you’ve made me whole won’t, why I’m a schoolboy? It’s not that I’m modest, but there are high people in the comedy world!”
“Yikes~”
“Who are you …… high person?”
“Nice guy, how tall?”
“One metre six.”
“Ooh! How could there be such a strange man in the world?”
“What? A man of six metres is a strange man? His distant relative Guo Laoshi is only one metre.”
“Is this …… genetic?”
“Go go go! I said single mouth forget it. This strange man, no, high man, is none other than the master I took in. His old man ……”
“Immortal?”
“I …… Master, bite him!”