“Whew~”
This was the standard for the audience of Yunde Society’s comedy, but apart from the comedy of Teacher Guo and Master Lu, the general comedy, there was not such a dense sound of cheering. In fact, it was the audience that was happy, an alternative kind of live pop-up trolling, which was also considered a speciality of the Yunde culture.
Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng two people these two sections, attracted a crazy trolling, but also can see the two of them performance people quite buy.
Li Tiezhu: “Your master is still alive?”
Yue Yupeng: “Nonsense! On the backstage that little black fat, teeth thief good that, is my master. My master his old man health …… in!”
“Phew~”
“That’s, look indeed quite healthy ……!”
Backstage Guo Gangde smiled, not thought, think these two live whole quite good, he is also happy to listen. After all, this is the most difficult pure present hanging, did not prepare any book.
“My master has a masterpiece, easily do not teach to the disciple, I can not compare to him.”
“Not even teach his disciples? Then teach his own son?”
“It is said to be ready to teach, this is not the paternity test has not yet come down, it is only a matter of days.”
“Phew~”
“What kind of masterpiece? So mysterious?”
“Biting.”
“What kind of trick is that?”
“Why not? Everyone knows that comedy is about the five disciplines.”
Li Tiezhu: “Aren’t there four? Speaking, learning and singing.”
Xiao Yue smiled wryly: “Amateur, right? That’s primary school level comedy, at junior high school level, that’s five doors.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, which five ah?”
Xiaoyue: “Speaking, learning, singing and biting! The most essence of this is this last door.”
“Bite?”
“You see! When we perform, we often encounter audience members shouting for refunds. When my master went on stage to perform, none of the people below dared to shout for a refund. This is called strategic deterrence! Aha …… historically known as the self-cultivation of a comedian ……”
“Phew~”
“Refund the cheque! Refund your ticket!”
“Brother Yue, listening to you is better than reading ten years of books! There’s a bit of definite truth in what you said.”
“Not nonsense? If my master is acting, the following quarrel those few, just you …… can’t run away! A mouthful of one!”
“Oh~ Have the audience bought insurance? Dare to come and listen to the comedy?”
“Woo~”
Yue Yupeng: “My master is not a picky eater, whether or not he has insurance are all treated the same bite.”
Li Tiezhu: “Mr Guo is a fair person! Admirable! Then he does not teach you, you find a donkey teacher ah! He will also.”
“Phew~”
Xiao Yueyue waved his hand, “Don’t mention it, he doesn’t teach even more, he only teaches me to smoke and drink and perm my hair, and this last masterpiece, he also hides it.”
“Good!”
“So ah, without this stunt, I can not compare to the donkey teacher, there are two pressure on me, I may not comedy world primary school students? I’m not a student in the comedy world, I’m hopeless in primary school.”
“So which one of them is better?”
“It depends on the state, usually they are evenly matched, a mouthful of hair. If it’s Master Donkey who’s drunk, ten Guo Gangde can’t even get close!”
“Phew~”
It’s only a mouthful of hair when a dog bites a dog!
Backstage, the younger generation cracked their mouths with laughter, these two goods really don’t know how to die! They’re so strong! The two who laughed the hardest were Guo Da Lin and Qin Tao.
Guo Gangde and Yu Qian glanced at each other, and old Guo said, “Later, I, Yue Yupeng, and you, Li Tiezhu, one of us, will bite them to death on the spot!”
Yu Qian: “Ooh! All for you, my teeth hurt.”
Guo Gangde: “Da Linzi?”
Guo Da Lin Zi: “I haven’t learnt yet, have you forgotten? The paternity test hasn’t come down yet.”
Guo Gangde: “Oh! So your master’s wife didn’t teach you?”
Yu Qian: “Get lost! Guo Gangde, are you dead or not? I’ll whip you!”
On stage, Li Tiezhu: “Ooh! I’m afraid what Mr Donkey is drinking isn’t wine, it’s red buff, isn’t it?”
Yue Yupeng: “It’s possible.”
“What’s possible? Never heard of it! Do you think Hou has drifted away from playing the game? Hurry up and move on, these two are only junior high school level, are there any stronger ones?”
“Of course! I’ll scare you to death.”
“Who?”
“The king of today’s comedy world! China’s number one comedy artist, Mr Jiang so-and-so!”
“I’ve heard a little about him. He’s higher than Teacher Guo and Teacher Donkey?”
“Not just higher, high school level comedy!”
“Isn’t that six subjects? Speaking, learning, singing and biting, and one more?”
“Not really, it’s still five, high school is also a middle school! The courses are pretty much the same, just a little stronger.”
“Stronger how?”
“Hmph! Teacher Jiang is gifted with deep internal power, and has reached the realm of bitching up and out, his cultivation is very high.”
“Ooh! Tell me specifically?”
Yue Yupeng: “He can bite people through the air! Awesome, right?”
Double entendre.
Yue Yupeng is explicitly satirising Mr Jiang’s ten years of denigration and abuse of Guo Gangde and the Cloud Virtue Society, what the comedy was made vulgar by Guo Gangde, what the comedy is not easy to elegant, etc. In the end, the comedy is not letting people laugh, no one listens to it, what’s the point of being elegant?
The audience is happy to see, the stage are not afraid of death, we listen to the comedy of the fear of ah?
Backstage, many of the juniors of the Yundesha were shocked, is Yue not going to live?
Guo Gangde glared, “This is talking about getting high!”
Yu Qian: “It’s over! However, over is over, you can’t curtail at this time, you have to go on and finish, the best terrier can make the audience’s eyes light up.”
Guo Gangde nodded: “That’s the reasoning, say it all, it has to be colourful, otherwise it will become malicious denigration. If the segment is colourful, it can be better.”
Yu Qian: “Can it be good? Offend that master.”
Guo Gangde: “What are you afraid of? Tie Zhu is in a position of power today, why should I be afraid of him? Besides, he’s not a comedian, so he’s not afraid of him.”
Guo Da Lin: “Dad! My master said Brother Yue is dangerous.”
Guo Gangde: “Oh, that’s fine, it just so happens that he’s been drifting a bit lately, it’s good to suffer a bit.”
Yu Qian nodded his head, “Isn’t Xiao Yue still too well protected by you? Now you’re willing to let him suffer?”
Guo Gangde pointed to the stage: “Li Tiezhu has been out for less than two years, and has gone through several storms, he’s not very old, but he’s obviously a lot more composed than Xiao Yue in terms of major events.”
Guo Dalin followed his father’s finger, through the channel of the side curtain bar, looked at Li Tiezhu who was holding the joke on the stage, pondering.
Jiang Moumou and teacher Guo’s beef, Li Tiezhu also heard a little, but also not a wimp: “This belongs to the long-range attack ah! It’s really powerful. Does he have any battle records?”
Yue Yupeng pointed backstage: “My master! Far away in Jinmen, was Jiang teacher from Kyoto, ow a bite, across hundreds of miles alive tear off a piece of meat on the arse.”
“Terrible! Why?”
“There’s a saying you’ve heard before?”
“What saying?”
“Stomp on Li Tiezhu and you’ll never recover, bite on Guo Gangde and you’ll be a big hit!”
“Ooh!”
“Woo~”
There was an endless stream of …… applause and cheers. Although the second half of the sentence was a flirtation, the first half of the sentence was the real deal!
Backstage, Guo Gangde clapped his hands, “Got it! It’s done!”
Yu Qian is also happy: “That’s a good burden.”
Yue Yupeng: “Hey! That’s how wild it is! How else would it be high school?”
Li Tiezhu: “Is your master’s hip still safe?”
“It’s not well, it’s not well, it’s bitten every now and then. It can be said to be full of holes and scales all over the buttocks. Anyway, not as full as his face.”
“Black too?”
“Whew~”
“This I did not notice, I …… want to go down to peel open to see a look, and then come up to describe to the group?”
“Not necessary, we are not too interested.”
“Phew~”
“Interested!”
“Go pick it up!”
“Want to see!”
Yue Yupeng pointed at a big man who had started a ruckus, “You! Get out of here!”
Li Tiezhu: “Indeed, big brother, your aesthetics are not suitable for listening to our comedy, it’s not elegant at all.”
Yue Yupeng was happy: “Hey! Right! Right! Right! The two of us are a perfect match, our comedy is as elegant as The Royal Engine.”
“That’s right.”
“Back to the topic, I can’t even compete with my master and Master Donkey, so how can I compare with Mr Jiang?”
“That’s also true, after all, even though you have a big face, your butt isn’t too plump.”
“Mainly because I’m afraid of pain!”
“Understood. No one is a tough guy like Teacher Guo who bites his butt and doesn’t let go.”
“Is that so? The key is that the suddenness of biting someone in the air is too strong to be defended against, so if I suddenly turn around, what’s going to happen?”
“Phew~”
The Yun De Society’s comedy is not videotaped and will not be shown to the public, apart from public performances, most of them are this kind of small theatre, so they are often tongue-in-cheek. But the audience of the Yun De Society can never talk about martial arts, often set up a mobile phone to record and then uploaded to the Internet, there’s nothing you can do to stop it.
This is not, Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng’s comedy, were filmed, the same night on the Internet exploded.
The first segment of “I am a singer” is okay, it’s just a little bit of Versailles, flirting with the singing world, no harm done. But the second segment of “I am a comedian” can be stirred up a hornet’s nest, especially Yue Yupeng said that Mr Jiang spaced out the bite of this matter, was fired.
Many defenders of traditional comedy scolded Yue Yupeng for not knowing respect and humiliating the old-timer, demanding that he kneel down and apologise.
There are also many netizens who said that Li Tiezhu helped to tarnish the art of comedy, but at the same time, he even followed to denigrate the famous names in the comedy world, belonging to the performance of low character.
Of course, this is all an afterthought, at this moment the performance on the stage is still continuing, the audience listened to extraordinarily happy.
Li Tiezhu: “There is also a certain truth! However, is the highest in your comedy world only at the high school level?”
Yue Yupeng: “No! There’s a college student, the only college student!”
“Oh? There’s a better biter than Mr Jiang?”
“Eh…… Teacher Jiang compared to him, it’s like a firefly competing with the sun and moon!”
“Who? What do you know?”
“Six subjects! Talking, singing and biting!”
“Where do I start?”
“I’ve skipped over the singing, he’s good at everything. He is also the originator of musical comedy! When they hold a special comedy show, they start with 50,000 people! Unlike us, we can’t even talk to 500 people. You can tell me if such a person is an animal, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
The audience shouted, “Livestock!”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, “How is it livestock? You give me a closer look, what is this bite and rub like, also spaced out bite!”
Xiao Yue Yue smiled cheaply, “Hmph! Say it to scare you to death.”
“You’d rather say it!”
“He’s not even a simple spaced out bite, it’s a multi-person all-round collective spaced out bite! He doesn’t even need to move his mouth, his billions of fans under the leadership of Iron Head Wa Ben Wa and Sub Wa, see one bite one, fight all over the world!”
Song Zhu’er jumped up again and waved his hand in all directions, “Hey hey hey …… that’s right! It’s the old man who did it!”
As usual, Sun covered his face and couldn’t wait to find a crack in the ground.
Auntie Lin, however, said cheerfully to the surrounding people: “This is my daughter, that’s my son-in-law on the stage!”
On stage, Li Tiezhu frowned: “Why is this person so familiar?”
The audience burst out laughing.
Yue Yupeng: “Familiar or not, let’s not talk about it first! What he’s best at is a homework that’s unique only to the university level – dabbling!”
“How do you rub it in?”
“I don’t know the exact method of rubbing! This is the person’s mastery of blocking, only the person himself knows. But you can look at his battle record.”
“Oh? Awesome?”
“Is it still impressive? Look at your uneducated energy, it’s quite impressive! Do you know Leng Ba?”
“The judge who bites people, yes.”
“Phew!”
“She was rubbed into a hardcore fan, a guide for her debut, directly brought on Infinite Challenge, and then even more so, she must be there to support him at every show.”
“Ooh! Is Leng Ba blind?”
“You said it! I didn’t say that.”
“Hi.”
“Han Hong knows, right? His aunt! You know Ethan Chen, right? His mentor. CCTV knows about it, right? They directly supported him and invited him to the Spring Festival Gala. Jackie Chan, right? His master! Do you know Star Chow? Ask him to be the number one in his new film. Penguin knows, right?”
“Penguin knows, big business.”
Yue Yu Peng: “His dad.”
Li Tiezhu: “Your dad!”
“I said the comedian patriarch, what are you scolding me for?”
“I thought you were talking about me.”
“No! This person, I guess, has never once spoken comedy before today, but the comedy world has always circulated his legend! The jianghu calls him the Teddy of the comic world.”
“Wait a minute, what Teddy?”
“It’s Tarzan Beidou, or Teddy for short.”
“That’s called Taidou.”
“Don’t mind the details, I’m from South Central and speak with an accent.”
“f*ck off! Gotta root bucket, Taidou.”
“Got rooty, teddy.”
“You f*cking …….”
“Losing the lotus root is God, gaining the lotus root is Teddy, you’re a typical double standard! I don’t care, he’s still Teddy in the comedy world when the God of Heaven comes anyway!”
Backstage, Yu Qian said, “You got it right? Losing the lotus root and gaining the lotus root! This is really good.”
Guo Gangde: “Hey! No matter if it’s a coincidence or not, the fact that the two comedies matched up is a feat.”
Li Tiezhu said breathlessly, “Alright Teddy! That’s awesome enough.”
Yue Yupeng: “So it’s okay for me to say that I’m a primary student in the comedy world, right?”
“Hmm. But you have to think of something! You can’t always be a schoolboy, you have to improve.”
“Yeah! What if people don’t teach me?”
“What?”
“I’ll teach myself!”
“Can you teach yourself this stuff? With a mouth?”
“Of course it’s not that simple! I’m going to teach myself, but I’ll need a sparring partner.”
“What are you looking for?”
“So I went home to my daughter-in-law ……”
Li Tiezhu was busy stopping it, “Not you wait a moment! I have to remind you that there is a difference between biting people in this comedy world and biting people behind closed doors in general.”
Yue Yupeng looked dumbfounded, “What are you saying? I don’t understand!”
“Phew!”
The audience clamoured, Li Tiezhu drove ah!
Song Zhu’er: “Phew!!!”
Li Tiezhu’s old face red: “This closed the door to bite people, is a husband and wife fighting anxious to bite people ……”
“Phew!”
The audience didn’t believe it.
Yue Yupeng said, “That’s not, general fights my daughter-in-law a lift of the hand I kneeled down, do not bite.”
“What about the end? Have you learnt?”
“My daughter-in-law learnt.”
“Phew~”
“Then where is sister-in-law now?”
“Yundesha Returning Station.”
“Ooh! Good man, refunding tickets is risky, so be careful when making noise! Everyone!”
“Whew~”
The audience applauded as usual.
Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng looked at each other tacitly, bowed, and the second segment of the performance wrapped up.