The comic ended abruptly, by definition, not abruptly, just abruptly. Said sister-in-law went to work in the refund station, this reversal of baggage, tightly linked to the above …… no one dares to refund the ticket in the cloud de society, already can be the end.
The reason why suddenly, is that everyone actually know Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is improvised comedy, no rehearsal, the mood is actually still high it, suddenly on the end, everyone a little accept can not.
Even backstage a lot of brothers and sisters, also in the end, only after the reaction, take sister-in-law ending is actually very good point.
But even they couldn’t help but want to listen for a little while longer.
Yu Qian looked at Guo Gangde: “How’s it going? Horns?”
Guo Gangde: “Senior! And watch, they both still have to go back.”
Yu Qian lit a cigarette: “I guess so, the audience won’t let them off that easily.”
The brothers next to him froze, still returning? One return and two returns? You know, in traditional comedy, the return is only three times, and three times is the end. Of course, Guo Gangde was different, the number of times he and Yu Qian had returned to the stage reached a maximum of as many as fifteen times, showing how much the audience loved them both.
However, a newcomer like Li Tiezhu, who knew nothing, could also return twice?
Applause was the best answer.
Once the characters on the stage went off the stage, and the audience’s applause was not weaker, but stronger, it meant that the audience wanted them to return.
The number of returns determines the popularity of a corner or a comedy.
Therefore, a return is the ultimate compliment from the audience.
Generally speaking, there are two kinds of return, one is the return before the curtain and the other is the return after the curtain.
Just now, Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng came off the stage and returned to the stage, which belonged to the behind-the-scenes return. And now, they have not completely walked off the stage, they were warm to the extreme applause to the town, had to return before the stage, this belongs to the pre-scene return.
Yue Yupeng pulled Li Tiezhu and walked back again, he was experienced.
Backstage, Guo Gangde: “Got to! Let the two of them play through today! We don’t even have to go on.”
Yu Qian: “Can you afford it? Li Tiezhu’s appearance fee is very high.”
Guo Gangde wiped his face, “Right! Drag him down for me!”
Yu Qian: “You bite it yourself, no one else can drag it down.”
Li Tiezhu: “What’s wrong? The appearance fee given by Mr Guo is not enough for so many hours of performance, and I’m not cheap! When cattle and horses to use it?”
The audience still applauded and chanted, “Phew~”
Yue Yupeng said, “Thank you for your love, but we are temporary partners, we really didn’t prepare so many books. We don’t know what to say on this return. It’s quite embarrassing!”
Off-stage, Auntie Lin asked, “Why are you back again? How was the programme arranged?”
Song Zhu’er, who had done her homework, said, “It’s called a return, a special favour for actors who have performed well, and they’re invited to come back and perform another section.”
Mister Sun covered his face and whispered, “Such a lousy segment, and it can still return, the Cloud Virtue Society is nothing more than that.”
Auntie Lin: “I think it’s quite good! I rare our family pillar’s comedy, it’s good to hear another segment.”
Song Zhu’er: “That’s true! Don’t look at Tiezhu as stupid, but he has a good mouth.”
Backstage, Guo Da Lin said, “It won’t be bad, will it? The two of them have nothing more to say, do we need someone to save the day?”
Yu Qian said, “Let’s see, if not, I’ll go up.”
Qin Tao dangling a cigarette, also do not point, pretend it, he will not smoke, steal master Yu Qian’s acting pretend: “No need! You all underestimate Li Tiezhu that livestock, look, there is a good show, Yue if you will cooperate with that more handsome.”
Guo Gangde: “Oh? He still has a job?”
Qin Tao: “Che! It’s not just that he has a job! He’s a joke himself!”
Guo Gangde nodded his head, these days, there weren’t many men like him and Shen Mouteng who grew up on the laugh track, and Li Tiezhu was clearly one of the few sinners.
On the stage, Li Tiezhu said blankly, “What’s the situation? There’s still a paragraph to come?”
Yue Yupeng: “No words! We’re not prepared.”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Forget it then, how about a press conference? I’m sure the young and old have a lot of questions.”
Yue Yupeng: “Live Q&A? Then Yun De She is not going to roll over. Bad reputation ah!”
Li Tiezhu: “Does Yundeshe have a reputation?”
Yue Yupeng smiled cheaply: “Haha! Also no, so what, that lady over there, you ask first.”
The older woman stood up, slightly under the coy, ruffled the air bangs like Beilei, said: “You said that your wife in the Yundeshe refund station, that …… last time I went to refund the ticket, how come I didn’t get bitten?”
Yue Yupeng: “This …… my daughter-in-law absenteeism? Can not ah!”
Li Tiezhu smiled and explained: “This aunt, in fact, you can find the problem from yourself, perhaps you look not much appetite? Yue brother guy food is good, sister-in-law should not be too hungry to choose food …….”
Auntie: “I bought a watch last year!”
Li Tiezhu: “Next! That little friend.”
A little chubby guy wearing a red scarf stood up: “Can I be a teacher of the Yundeshe? How much tuition do I pay a year?”
Yue Yupeng replied in a second: “Fifty thousand!”
Little chubby pier: “can discount?”
Li Tiezhu: “The legs give you a discount! Just say how many discounts you want?”
Little Tubby shrank into his mother’s arms, skimming his mouth, was frightened.
Yue Yupeng: “Don’t scare little children, it’s good that people want to learn comedy, my master likes to bite this kind of tender meat little fat.”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s not chewy.”
The little fat pier wowed and almost cried.
Yue Yupeng: “Who said that? I was chewy when I was a kid, my master said so.”
Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng’s bum.
Yue Yupeng a cover buttocks: “blind look what? My master and teacher Jiang hobby is not the same, do not like fat meat.”
“Your master likes the front? No wonder he has diabetes.”
“Huh? Why do you tell the truth about everything?”
Backstage, Guo Gangde frowned, you paralysed! Yu Qian laughed and smacked Qin Tao, who grimaced in pain.
Li Tiezhu honestly said, “I want to be honest.”
Yue Yupeng looked at Song Zhu’er on the stage and said, “Fart! You old pebble! I thought Lu Bu was already invincible, but I didn’t expect a you to come out, say! Where is your Diaochan?”
Li Tiezhu: “On the waist.”
Yue Yupeng: “Sable Cicada! I’m asking you where the sable cicada is.”
Li Tiezhu: “My Sable Cicada is on my waist.”
Yue Yupeng was confused: “……”
Backstage, Guo Gangde laughed so hard that his tears went wild: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Qin Tao kneeled down and covered his face: “I told you he was a sl*t ……”
Yu Qian and the others looked at each other in dismay, where is it funny?
The audience under the stage was also at a loss.
Then the entire audience laughed as well.
“Phew~”
Guo Da Lin came to his senses, “Such a sable cicada, huh?”
Yu Qian flicked his cigarette ash and shivered, “So damn shameless, harmonic terrier ……”
Everyone was enlightened.
Sun offstage was deeply ashamed, “Bah! Shameless!”
Song Zhu’er wanted to retort, my family’s pillar is this long, but when she realised that the other party was her own father, she didn’t feel too good about hitting him and endured.
Auntie Lin was laughing her arse off anyway.
Sun Mou came to his senses, his own daughter became this way, all learnt from her mother.
And then, there were many more questions from the audience, which were defused by Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng one by one.
“Huh? No! I am not a musical genius, I am a comic genius. You should know that I am the Teddy of the comedy world! Woof!”
“What? Bugger~ How am I a Yun De Yi? I haven’t f*cked Guo Da Lin to death yet, no no no …… I mean, I haven’t boiled my master to death yet! If I can’t boil him to death, I’ll set up my own business with Li Tiezhu! Keep it a big hit!”
“Song Zhu’er? Are you crazy? Brain-dead? Why do you guys have such prejudice? My family’s Bamboo Er is gentle and lovely and understanding, and the key thing is …… that it doesn’t bite.”
“Teacher Jiang retaliated against me? Hahaha …… he’s so virtuous virtuous virtuous virtue is not worthy of his position …… I’m not afraid!”
……
After staying up for a few more minutes, Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng bowed off the stage again.
Before Li Tiezhu got off the stage, he also yelled, “Don’t applaud, Yundeshe can’t afford to pay! I’m expensive!”
The intention is clear, do not want to return to the stage.
Yue Yupeng that angry ah: “Can you not talk? This group of audience are shameless.”
As expected, when Marquis chimed in from the stage that Qi Xiao Xian was going to bring a comedy piece, the following was still in an uproar, applauding and shouting:
“Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu …….”
The first comedy, it is going to be three times to return ah! This is a rare honour in the world of comedy.
And regardless of whether certain moralistic artists had this treatment ah! Even if they are, they can denigrate the Yunde Society’s comic vulgarity, but they don’t dare to say anything about the audience’s request to return to the stage, especially the comic audience in Jinmen!
This …… is authority.
But if any spaced out biter dares to say half a word, the entire audience of the comedy world can curse him to death. Therefore, they also only dare to denigrate the Yunde Society, never dare to say half a word about the audience.
Hou was also confused! This was even more confused than him lying down and being run over by someone else’s car, what to do? He also knows that these two people are working together for the first time and don’t have much work to do, but still continue? I don’t want to get killed.
Yue Yupeng, who has just arrived backstage, is also a bit weak and said to Guo Gangde: “Master! I can’t take it anymore!”
Guo Gangde was also surprised and asked Li Tiezhu: “Are you still okay?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s not my Yundeshe, go! Smashed the scene also has nothing to do with me.”
Guo Gangde looked to the other side, Yu Qian bet a mouthful of wine, protruding a smoke ring: “Tiezhu ah! Why don’t you come here a few times a year from now on? People love to see you. Go ahead! You’re a maniac, bring Qin Tao. In this battle, if Qin Tao doesn’t pull his crotch, you’ll have to be crowned a god.”
Li Tiezhu humbly said, “Seal what god! It’s fine if Qin Shou doesn’t pull his crotch, so as not to affect my reputation for a lifetime.”
Originally, Li Tiezhu’s performance should have ended long ago, but comedy is different, especially small theatre comedy, the audience applauded and shouted, you have to return, which is a necessary respect! Even if you do not perform anything, you have to give the audience face enough.
This is the small theatre, in the end, is the city of the lower nine streams of artists, there should be professional ethics, the audience is your bread and butter.
Even Li Tiezhu can not be an exception, he did not understand before, understand the responsibility.
Li Tiezhu asked Qin Tao: “Afraid?”
Qin Tao: “Afraid.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then go on.”
Qin Tao: “Ow ……”
Saying that, Qin Tao went on, and he walked in the front. Originally, Li Tiezhu should have gone to the front, after all, the audience was shouting Li Tiezhu’s name, not Yue Yupeng, not to mention Qin Tao, but Qin Tao was too nervous.
As soon as Qin Tao appeared on the stage, a burst of booing came from the audience, not kind booing, but malicious, obviously very, very dissatisfied.