Xu Shanqian and Tao Hong didn’t know about Li Tiezhu and Deer Hani tricking Shanqi into eating conch chicks, so they were shocked to hear Clip sh*t Crawler’s words.
Is Xiangjiang artiste so fluffy?
What the hell is this? Obviously, it is a confused boy ah!
Xu Shanqiang asked, “Who told you that?”
Crawler said, “The doctor said that the poop the enemy ate this morning was poisoned, and his intestines broke off.”
Tao Hong: “Intestines broken?”
Xu Shanqian: “That’s not important, why did you Dull Enemy eat the poop? Really?”
Clip sh*t crawler: “I do not know why ah, dull enemy said delicious.”
Li Tiezhu explained, “In the morning, I invited Brother Chicken to eat conch lion powder.”
“Ah!”
Xu Shanqian was slightly disappointed.
Li Tiezhu: “Clip sh*t Crawler, where is your dull enemy? Take us to see him.”
Clip sh*t Crawler nodded and led the three adults inside: “Dull Enemy is the one who asked me to wait for you, he said he would wait for Aung Buckle to come and he would give you his last words.”
Li Tiezhu shivered, “Not so much?”
A breathless voice came from the ward, “It’s to explain a few words to you la, I can’t die yet.”
Several people entered the ward, the chicken face pale, weakly lying on the bed, beside, Deer Hani sitting on a small horse zip to peel apples for him.
Xu Shanqian asked with concern, “What exactly is the situation?”
Deer Hani said, “Food poisoning plus acute enteritis, the doctor said that the problem is not big, but to observe the treatment for one or two days.”
Tao Hong: “Brother Chicken has suffered! Costs from the crew to go, in addition I let people check group actors and staff have food poisoning ……”
Deer Ha Ni: “No need, what Brother Chicken ate today perfectly avoided what we all ate.”
Tao Hong: “Erm ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Is it the snail lion powder or the scallion pancake?”
Deer Ha Ni smiles bitterly, “The doctor said both are problematic! The enteritis is because the conch lion powder is too spicy, and the food poisoning is the scallion pancake ……”
Li Tiezhu looked at Chicken: “Brother Chicken, sorry.”
Brother Chicken: “I don’t blame you, the conch lion noodle is really delicious. But I have a more difficult thing here, I was supposed to go to the recording of the programme with Clip sh*t Crawler early tomorrow morning, but, I can’t go even if I look like this now, what should I do?”
Li Tiezhu: “What about letting them postpone it?”
“No, all the other guests have arrived, can we ask them to go back again?”
“Is it okay for you to miss one episode?”
“We have to pay for it! We signed a contract.”
“How much?”
“I make a million per instalment, but I lose three million for missing an instalment. Moreover, we shoot two instalments at a time, two days and one night.”
“So little.”
“You think it’s all you? You see what to do, I was poisoned by eating your stuff.”
“How would I know what to do?”
“Ahem …… I heard you guys don’t have filming duties tomorrow and the day after.”
“Right.”
“Then why don’t you take Clip sh*t Crawler to the show and I’ll recuperate.”
“How can I?”
“Nah! I’m here to guest star for you before I’m hospitalised, you’re responsible to the end.”
“I’ve never been a father!”
“Neither have I.”
“But you’re already a dad, I’m not.”
“Well ……”
Brother Chicken fell into deep thought, although weak, his eyes put on a fine light. It is not easy to be sick because of Li Tiezhu, how can I pit him against him this time, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity ah!
Li Tiezhu said tentatively, “Why don’t we ask Sister Cai to go, the programme team should be able to accommodate.”
Brother Chicken frowned: “What did you just say?”
Li Tiezhu: “Let Sister Cai go.”
“No, the previous sentence.”
“Ah, let’s see …… I said you’re already a father, I’m not.”
Chicken nodded, pulled over the clip sh*t crawler and said, “Kneel down and call dad.”
Li Tiezhu brain twitch: “Brother Chicken, we are familiar with each other, but let me call you dad or excessive!”
Chicken said to sh*t Crawler: “Not dad! Clip sh*t Crawler, kneel down and call Godfather.”
Clip sh*t Crawler finally understood and obediently knelt beside the bed and shouted to Chicken, “Godfather.”
Chicken: “I am your real father, there, call Li Tiezhu godfather.”
Clip sh*t crawling child changed direction, rushed to Li Tiezhu: “Godfather.”
The original is to let the sh*t crawl child worship Li Tiezhu as godfather.
Li Tiezhu: “……”
He panicked, completely panicked.
In his life, he has never been so flustered now, six gods, even a little want to escape, how to become a godfather? Brother Chicken is not a proper person!
Xu Shanqian and Tao Hong were also shocked, wanted to laugh, held back, turned around and left, saying that they were going to deal with the hospitalisation procedures and costs and so on.
Deer Ha Ni apple almost fell to the ground, dumbfounded.
Chicken again to clip sh*t crawler: “kowtow, kowtow three.”
Clip sh*t crawler: “One, two, three.”
Li Tiezhu rushed to clip the sh*t crawler picked up, face reddened, speech is not good: “Can’t help it, can’t help it …… Chicken brother you paw mumble?”
Chicken also can not help but laugh, “Look, this time you are also a father, you can go to record the programme.”
Deer Hani also looked back, his face smiled, “No problem! Tie Zhu should go.”
Li Tiezhu held the clip sh*t crawler and looked at it, blinking his eyes, then picked up his mobile phone, “I’m I’m …… I’m a bit messed up, you guys let me slow down.”
Then, he dialled Song Zhu’er’s phone for instructions.
“Good thing!”
“Wahahahaha …… I Song Zhu’er have a baby!”
“Clip sh*t crawling child, call godmother.”
“So cute!”
“How’s Brother Chicken?”
“You bring clip sh*t crawling child to record the programme, practice in advance, sooner or later you have to be a father ah, what a good opportunity!”
“I’m not chatting with you, I’m going to look for Sister Cai’s video to talk about what gifts to prepare for the child.”
“Hang up, hang up ……”
Duh~
Li Tiezhu was even more confused.
“Ang buckle ah, dull enemy said you take me to record the programme?”
Clip sh*t crawler asked.
Chicken: “Call Godfather.”
Clip sh*t Crawler: “Godfather, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah yes …… I’ll take you to record the programme.”
Clip sh*t Crawler’s eyes are smiling: “Hey hey hey ……”
He didn’t know what the hell a godfather was, but as long as he wasn’t made to face his own father’s poker face all day long, he felt relieved. Besides, he kind of liked Tijuana Ang Buckle, he was impressed even though he made him puke the first time they met.
Deer Ha Ni handed the apple to Chicken and said, “Tie Zhu, now that you and Brother Chicken are godfathers, he helped you with your filming and hospitalisation, won’t you write a song for him?”
Chicken: “No need! Since we’re dry relatives now, it would be strange to ask for a song.”
Li Tiezhu apologised, “Yes, yes, I will write you a song after I finish filming, old uncle, you can rest assured that you will get well.”
Chicken: “How can that be a good thing? However, if you have to write it for me, I won’t refuse, so I won’t be outgoing with you.”
Li Tiezhu: “I should should.”
Chicken added: “Those two have left, so only Little Deer witnessed Clip sh*t Creeper worshipping you as his godfather, he’s a witness ah. You write him a song! It’s a good luck.”
Li Tiezhu looked at Deer Hani, and said, “I’ve got 89 f*cking intelligence points, 3 remaining intelligence points, and I’m still writing?
It’s all about debt, Zhao Liya wants to walk away with two songs, and two more today?
Deer Hani pretended to refuse: “I’ll forget about it! I didn’t do anything, Tie Zhu doesn’t have to write for me.”
Chicken Righteousness said, “That won’t do! It was Deer who sent me to the hospital, this love I have to return, Tie Zhu gave him the song he wrote for me.”
Li Tiezhu said with a headache, “Write write write! One person one song it, wait for me to finish the film first ……”
Deer Hani: “Aiya, Tie Zhu is too polite, I’m too embarrassed to refuse.”
Then, Deer Ha Ni and Chicken looked at each other.
Done!
Although his stomach still hurts, but the mountain chicken is in a good mood, not only has he fixed the new song, but he also doesn’t have to record that labour show, bringing up a baby is too tiring. Should we go out in style tomorrow and the day after? Hmmmmm, call Deerhani to join us.
What?
Enteritis and food poisoning? I’ll be fine in one night! Just bear the pain if it hurts, the wave is most important.
Next, Chicken tells Clip Crawler what Godfather is all about, and Clip Crawler understands and is happier.
Then, the crew gave the chicken to find a caregiver, Li Tiezhu and others left the hospital, but also took the feces crawler, can not let the child sleep in the hospital, right? Besides, early tomorrow morning Li Tiezhu will take him to record the programme.
This night, Li Tiezhu’s footsteps are a little bit floating, feel wrong, I’m only twenty years old ah, how to go to record “Where is Dad”?
However, after calling with the programme team, Li Tiezhu was slightly relieved, it turned out that the programme team also had a fake father, more fake than him, not even a godfather.
Zhao Liya, Leng Ba have called to congratulate, asking Li Tiezhu happy to be a father’s journey, even Zheng Yanzi sent a tweet to tease Li Tiezhu.
Apparently, Zhu’er again in the “magical zoo” issued an announcement.
After giving a bath, Li Tiezhu put on his pajamas and carried him to the bed, and used the blow dryer to blow his hair.
The next bunk deer Hani burst out laughing more than: “hahahahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu: “What’s so funny?”
Deer Hani still laughed non-stop, and did not answer, holding the mobile phone to return the message. Just now, Chicken called him to go to Changsha Snack Street tomorrow, and drink and bungee jump at night. In looking at the opposite side of the bitter with children Li Tiezhu, Deer Ha Ni can not laugh is strange.
Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone to watch the video, the name of the video is called: hands-on teaching you to wear diapers for children.
Although Clip sh*t Crawler is four years old, he still needs to wear a diaper to sleep at night for fear of wetting the bed. This is what Sister Cai just instructed when she was videoing with Li Tiezhu, and Clip sh*t Crawler is like this all the time outside because she is afraid of causing trouble for the hotel staff.
Clumsily put on the diaper for the poop crawler, Li Tiezhu watched another video: the steps of brewing milk powder.
Two thermostatic kettles? One forty-five degree water? One boiling?
Boil the water first to scald the milk bottle ……
Originally not very smart Li Tiezhu situation frequently, and finally still clip sh*t crawling child himself to brew milk successfully.
It is not easy to wash the bottle, put the poop crawler on the bed ready to sleep, Li Tiezhu feel more tired than the construction site moving bricks, really want to lie down and go to sleep, but can not, have to wait for the poop crawler to fall asleep first.
To be fair, the poop crawler is really good, he actually did not cry, always smiling like a little warm boy.
Deng Deng Deng Deng ……
It’s almost twelve o’clock, and Yang Mi is still calling on the video phone.
Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba that is feelings, and Yang Mi is friendship, that time friendship is quite deep. She usually does not contact with Li Tiezhu, I think there are important things, so Li Tiezhu picked up.
“Tie Zhu, congratulations! Show your sister your baby!”